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- ----1---
- : Hey, I'm a very honest Kyubey.
- ** Kyubey
- : Wow- your black-rimmed glasses are so cute~
- : Madoka... don't be fooled!!
- ---2---
- : Ah, this is my license.
- Contract Universe Qualified
- INCUBATOR
- EXPIRES: ** Year * Month * Day
- : Our regulation requires me to inform you of the risks involved.
- : So please read this contract document carefully!!
- [ Contract ]
- : Have you looked over the terms and conditions?
- : If you make a contract, I can grant you a miracle, but generally you'll end up dying.
- : Well, this is a required explanation.
- [ Contract ]
- V
- [ Death ]
- : Because you're still underaged, please get your parents permission before signing.
- : Ahh, Madoka completely blanked out from the long explanation!/
- : Alright, the contract is sealed.
- : Thank you very much.
- : Madoka...
- ---3---
- : I'll definitely save you!!
- : Hey, pretty lady, want to sign a contract?
- : Only for a month!!
- : If you sign now I'll throw in this detergent and Soul Gem as a bonus!!
- : Eh- What should I do-
- : Promotional Soul Gem!?
- : ..
- : How about I toss in these baseball tickets?
- : Ahh, Madoka signed up right away!?
- ---4---
- : I'll definitely save you!!
- : Ah, I'm the Kyubey beloved by everyone.
- : It's Kyubey-chan-!!
- : Please let me become a magical girl-!!
- : Alright alright, one at a time please!!
- : Me too...
- : Madoka, don't be fooled!!
- : I'll definitely.. (etc)
- : I'm the mascot character Kyubey Q~ Q!
- : Make a contract with me and become a magical girl Q~ Q~
- ---5---
- : If you become a magical girl, your wish will come true Q~ Q~
- : Cute speech ??? !!
- : Don't be fooled!!
- : I'll definitely... (etc)
- : My mistake, Miss!
- : I accidentally made this contract here!!
- [ Second Rate Kyubey!? ]
- : Even the signature is signed already..
- : My bad my bad!!
- : That's fake, Madoka!!
- : I'll definitely... (etc)
- ---6---
- : Hello everybody--
- : I'm the comedic Kyubey, and a incubator~ too~
- : That's such a lame joke!!
- [ A comedy!? 'don't be fooled!!']
- : I'll definitely... (etc)
- : Hi, I'm the understanding Kyubey.
- : Make a contract with me and become amagical girl!!
- : Magical girl is a bit... 'embarassing...'
- ---7---
- : I will leave then.
- : Something feels wrong about this, let me try again.
- : ...
- : Meow-
- : Kitty, so cute~
- : I thought that's Kyubey, but it's just a cat that looks like him!
- It has a contract too!?
- Cat or Kyubey!?
- [ Contract ]
- : (etc)
- ---8---
- : Hey, I'm Robo Kyubey
- : Robot!?
- : ... Make a contract or not, do as you like.
- : No motivation at all!?
- : Hey, I'm Kyubei
- : ?
- : Hey, I'm Cucumber
- : I'm delicious!!
- : That's not even an animal!!
- : Hey, I'm a very long Kyubey.
- : Wow, so~ long!!
- : Don't be fooled!!
- Eww
- * END *
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