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  1.  
  2.  
  3. ----1---
  4.  
  5. : Hey, I'm a very honest Kyubey.
  6.  
  7. ** Kyubey
  8.  
  9.  
  10. : Wow- your black-rimmed glasses are so cute~
  11. : Madoka... don't be fooled!!
  12.  
  13. ---2---
  14.  
  15. : Ah, this is my license.
  16. Contract Universe Qualified
  17. INCUBATOR
  18. EXPIRES: ** Year * Month * Day
  19. : Our regulation requires me to inform you of the risks involved.
  20.  
  21. : So please read this contract document carefully!!
  22. [ Contract ]
  23. : Have you looked over the terms and conditions?
  24.  
  25. : If you make a contract, I can grant you a miracle, but generally you'll end up dying.
  26. : Well, this is a required explanation.
  27. [ Contract ]
  28. V
  29. [ Death ]
  30.  
  31. : Because you're still underaged, please get your parents permission before signing.
  32. : Ahh, Madoka completely blanked out from the long explanation!/
  33.  
  34. : Alright, the contract is sealed.
  35. : Thank you very much.
  36. : Madoka...
  37.  
  38. ---3---
  39.  
  40. : I'll definitely save you!!
  41.  
  42. : Hey, pretty lady, want to sign a contract?
  43.  
  44. : Only for a month!!
  45. : If you sign now I'll throw in this detergent and Soul Gem as a bonus!!
  46. : Eh- What should I do-
  47. : Promotional Soul Gem!?
  48.  
  49. : ..
  50.  
  51. : How about I toss in these baseball tickets?
  52. : Ahh, Madoka signed up right away!?
  53.  
  54. ---4---
  55.  
  56. : I'll definitely save you!!
  57.  
  58. : Ah, I'm the Kyubey beloved by everyone.
  59.  
  60. : It's Kyubey-chan-!!
  61. : Please let me become a magical girl-!!
  62. : Alright alright, one at a time please!!
  63.  
  64. : Me too...
  65. : Madoka, don't be fooled!!
  66.  
  67. : I'll definitely.. (etc)
  68.  
  69. : I'm the mascot character Kyubey Q~ Q!
  70. : Make a contract with me and become a magical girl Q~ Q~
  71.  
  72. ---5---
  73.  
  74. : If you become a magical girl, your wish will come true Q~ Q~
  75. : Cute speech ??? !!
  76. : Don't be fooled!!
  77.  
  78. : I'll definitely... (etc)
  79.  
  80. : My mistake, Miss!
  81.  
  82. : I accidentally made this contract here!!
  83. [ Second Rate Kyubey!? ]
  84.  
  85. : Even the signature is signed already..
  86. : My bad my bad!!
  87. : That's fake, Madoka!!
  88.  
  89. : I'll definitely... (etc)
  90.  
  91. ---6---
  92.  
  93. : Hello everybody--
  94. : I'm the comedic Kyubey, and a incubator~ too~
  95. : That's such a lame joke!!
  96.  
  97. [ A comedy!? 'don't be fooled!!']
  98.  
  99. : I'll definitely... (etc)
  100.  
  101. : Hi, I'm the understanding Kyubey.
  102.  
  103. : Make a contract with me and become amagical girl!!
  104. : Magical girl is a bit... 'embarassing...'
  105.  
  106. ---7---
  107.  
  108. : I will leave then.
  109. : Something feels wrong about this, let me try again.
  110.  
  111. : ...
  112.  
  113. : Meow-
  114. : Kitty, so cute~
  115. : I thought that's Kyubey, but it's just a cat that looks like him!
  116.  
  117. It has a contract too!?
  118. Cat or Kyubey!?
  119. [ Contract ]
  120.  
  121. : (etc)
  122.  
  123. ---8---
  124.  
  125. : Hey, I'm Robo Kyubey
  126. : Robot!?
  127.  
  128. : ... Make a contract or not, do as you like.
  129. : No motivation at all!?
  130.  
  131. : Hey, I'm Kyubei
  132. : ?
  133.  
  134. : Hey, I'm Cucumber
  135. : I'm delicious!!
  136. : That's not even an animal!!
  137.  
  138. : Hey, I'm a very long Kyubey.
  139. : Wow, so~ long!!
  140. : Don't be fooled!!
  141. Eww
  142.  
  143. * END *
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