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- >Rainbow Dash is a terrible cook.
- >That's who you're blaming for this shit storm your anus is trying to keep at bay.
- >'Oh just one bite Anon, it's good!'
- >'C'mon, live a little!'
- >You were a fool.
- >Now, here you are, squirming in your seat while waiting for an interview at some office in Manehatten.
- >Fluttershy and Dash decided to come with you to support you.
- >Of fucking course Fluttershy would come with you, nowadays she's all about loving you.
- >Trying her best to win you over.
- >While it is nice, its not going to work.
- >Also.
- >Seriously.
- >Dash is a terrible cook.
- >You're never trying another spicy veggie burrito for the rest of your life.
- >"Anon, are you okay?" Fluttershy asks, putting a hoof on your shoulder and gently rubs.
- "Y-yeah."
- >You check your wrist watch and find it's only been two minutes since you've talked to the receptionist.
- >'Mr. Brass Bar will be with you in a few short minutes.'
- >You look around and see five other ponies who was already here when you got here.
- >Looks like a 'a few short minutes' might end up being a half hour.
- >Which you wouldn't mind if your stomach wasn't trying to push out venomous gas that could kill all of Tartarus.
- >Your eyebrows are the only thing that's keeping your sweat from burning your eyes.
- >It's bad enough you're burning up in this fancy suit.
- >You look over to Rainbow Dash who's oblivious to your situation.
- "I blame you for anything bad that happens."
- >She laughs it off, throwing a hoof a at you.
- >"Psh, puh-lease, you totally got this interview in the bag."
- >The pain is back again, forcing you to hold your stomach.
- >Squirming yet again, you look up at the ceiling, while the bubbling in your cauldron continues.
- "You planned this didn't you? Ya cunt."
- >"Who are you talking to Anon?" Fluttershy asks.
- >Fifteen.
- >God damn.
- >Minutes.
- >Still nothing, only two other ponies have gone, you're no where next on the list.
- >You slap your lap in attempt to have the pain be focused elsewhere for only a moment.
- >This is just your luck.
- >You were fine on the ride here.
- >Then it all shit started when you talked with the receptionist.
- >And now, you're force to deal with it until after the interview.
- >You don't want to be in the middle of taking the Browns to the Superbowl when they call your name.
- "Ffffffffffffuck," you mutter. Squeezing your eyes shut.
- >Fuck it feels like you haven't took a shit in nine years.
- "Jesus take the wheel."
- >At that moment, the door to the boss's office opens.
- >The stallion walking out of the door shakes his head, no hope to be detected on his face.
- >"Anonymous? Unknown?"
- "Oh thank fuck."
- >Dash gives your shoulder a friendly shove.
- >"Anon it's all you baby!"
- "Baby?"
- >Instantly she averts her eyes, rubbing the back of her neck, "it's an e-expression Anon."
- "Whatever."
- >You stand up and before you can take a step, Fluttershy slaps your ass.
- >"Goodluck~"
- >Not. Helping.
- >"Sorry for the wait Anonymous," the interviewer says as you walk over to him.
- >As the stallion gestures for you to walk in, you notice Fluttershy getting up from her seat, whispering something to Dash.
- >"Okay, Fluttershy, see you in a little bit," Dash replies.
- >"Sorry, afraid you won't make the cut."
- "Thank God!"
- >That was quick.
- >The interviewer tilts his head.
- >"I'm confused, I just told you you're not getting the job."
- "Mr. Bass, I'm gonna level with you, I've been holding in a colossal of a shit since I came in. All I ask is where is the restroom?"
- >"Oh, head left after opening the door, you'll have to use the mares room right now, the stallions room is under repairs."
- "Rightio, thank you for your time. Hope you find a good employee."
- >"Thanks."
- >You rush out of the room and take a left.
- >See the mare's room sign and barge right in.
- >Looking at the stalls, you see one is occupied the other isn't.
- >Having no fucks on your person, you rush right into the open stall.
- >Slam and lock it.
- >Unbuckle your belt and drop your pants and boxers so hard they almost shifted into a different time line.
- >Slam your butt cheeks on the seat and take a deep breath.
- >You blast the bowl with runny spicy shit that stings as it leaves its prison.
- >Holding the bars that are on the stall's walls, you had to rock to the left and right.
- >With a thunderous growl that sounded straight out something Escape the Fate made, you push with all the might you could muster.
- >You pound your fist on one of that stalls walls as your butt cheeks flap from the envenomed gas that's shooting out of you with tremendous force.
- >You had to hold yourself down to keep from launching into the ceiling.
- >As a result you only crack the porcelain of the bowl, the toilet just can't handle what you've got packing.
- >"Oh my," you hear coming from the next stall, coughing up a storm as the wretched stench from your ass invades her nostrils.
- >Gagging and choking is all that you can hear from your stall mate.
- >The rumbling in your stomach made a public service announcement that its far from over.
- >Another throat ripping battle cry comes out of your mouth as your feel part two of the Brown Man's Dance manifesting.
- "I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD!"
- >And then the deuce drops in such a violent way it forced reality to skip a beat.
- >The floor under your feet is cracking from the pressure of this Shit Bomb.
- >You rip your shirt off and toss it over.
- >It's about to go down.
- >The log of turd splashes into the bowl with its watery brethren, causing the cold water to refresh your anus with its presence.
- >Another note off the page of the Screamo genre as you shout some archaic language that not even the ancient gods could understand.
- >Another push from you and the load was done, you're sweating, lost ten pounds of shit but may have gained two pounds in muscle.
- >You're out of breath, a satisfied grin on your face while you look up at the ceiling.
- >Sure your asshole is stinging a little, but your finally have a peace of mind.
- >After 'filing some paperwork', you're feeling fresh and clean.
- >Flush.
- >Walk out the stall, and thoroughly wash your hands, and look into the mirror.
- >See a pink tail at the bottom of the stall from the reflection.
- >Walk over to the the stall's door and gently knock.
- >"Y-yes?" a familiar timid voice whispers.
- "Fluttershy?"
- >It finally dawned on you that Fluttershy has witnessed your exorcism of the shit demon.
- >You gently open the stall door, only to met with eyes that have seen true horror.
- >"Is... is it over?"
- >Trembling in her seat, she only speaks in stutters.
- >You slowly close the door back and walk away.
- >In the hallway Dash and a few other ponies in the office look at you with concern.
- >Even the boss squints his eyes.
- >"Well? Is everything in order?"
- "I sent the monster back to Tartarus from whence it came," you say as you give a salute.
- >Fluttershy comes out dazed and trapped in her thoughts that can only recall what happened a few minutes ago.
- >She's still shaking.
- >Dash flies over to her, consoling her in an instant.
- >"Everything okay Fluttershy?"
- >"S-so... loud. The smell. I-"
- >"Shhhh, it's okay. Let's get you home."
- >They walk toward the entrance of the building and you follow.
- >So, you didn't the job, but damn you feel like you can take on the world now.
- >You might have completely turned Fluttershy off from chasing you.
- >Not bad of a day.
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