NEET BLOOD

p1
>The three of us

>We're about to bust in!
>You guys ready?
>Yeah!
>All good here! Let's go!

>drove a serial murderer into a corner.

>Don't move!
>Hands over your head!

>This is Kirishima Miko. We've secured the culprit.
>Yes.
>Yes.
>We'll be back shortly.
>Hmph. That was too quick.
>...
>Well yeah. This isn't a manga.

>Alright, guys, let's head back to the...

p2
>Or so we thought...

>Woman!
>Where did you go!?

>What... is that? A monster!?

>What the hell
>am I supposed to do...!?

p4
>Hmm...
>It should be around here...
>Ah.
>It's this room!

>!... It's open...?

>Excuse me, I'm Kirishima Miko of the Homocide Division.

>...Th-...

p5
>This is... uh...
>Woah...

>Hah!
>Wh-Who are you!?

>A cleaning maid!? I didn't order one, but hold on a sec! I need to fetch my camera!!
>I don't know what gave you that idea, but you're wrong!

p6
>I'm a police officer.
>My boss told me everything would be solved if I came here!

>I apologise if you're busy right now,
>but please tell me.

>Just what the hell
>is that monster...!?

>...

p7
>He's what's called an Ema.
>In Greek, it means "blood"... They can freely transform their blood and drink the blood of humans.

>There was a brief period when they were called vampires, which caused a slight uproar.
>I guess to people, anything can be called a monster. I think that's unbelievable, though.
>Vampires... Monsters...
>...

>No... I don't care if he's a monster or whatever you were calling him.
>He's a criminal who's killed countless people! I can't forgive him!

>If you can stop this guy, please help me!
>For the sake of this town's peace!!

p8
>Eh?
>Nah... Stuff like this is kind of...
>a pain in the ass.
>It's so sluggish...

>HUH!?

p9
>I mean... it's noon right now... and this quest isn't over yet.
>>Heal me~ ('.w.')
>>lmfao lol
>>Again~?
>Huh? Quest!? Wait, this isn't work!! It's an online game!?

>People's lives are at stake here! We need to go right now!!
>You know how to defeat him, right!?
>Waah! Don't shake me! I'm receiving damage!

>If you won't help me, I'll strangle you to death!
>Eeek! What a violent woman!

>Even a human can defeat an Ema~
>Gweh...
>Eh?

p10
>You mean with garlic and crosses!?
>No, no... They have the same weak points at humans, so it's not like nobody can defeat them!

>You mean I have to fight that thing on my own...?

>No... That's not what I meant... Could you just wait for now?
>Calm down!
>Phew...
>Y-You're right. You need to prepare yourself to fight that thing...

>There's a double EXP campaign going on right now!
>Give me three hours!

>People's lives are at stake!
>H-Hey! I'm in a chat right now!! It'll be really awkward if I stop right now!
>You'll just have to text them later!

p11
>Come on, let's go!
>Noo! I don't wanna go outside! I don't wanna work!
>You a NEET or something!?
>I wanna be a NEET!

>Hah...
>Hah...
>Hah...
>Hah...
>...

>...For starters, if you're gonna come to my place...
>you better be ready to agree to some conditions, okay?
>I don't exterminate Emas for free, y'know!

>Eh? Conditions? Does he want money?
>Wh-What conditions...?

>That depends...
>Eh?
>Eh?
>on whether you...

p12
>are a virgin or not.
>Heh?

>Huh...?
>WHA!!?

>Die!

p13
>What's with that guy!?
>There's no way a perverted NEET like him could defeat a monster anyway!
>>Department of Justice

>Ah, Kirishima-san. Where did you disappear to?
>Sorry. I had some business...
>Hey, where are you going? That's...

>>Weapons Storage

>I was wrong!

p14
>I need to take care of this myself!

>!
>H-Hey, Kirishima! That getup!

>You hunting for that criminal again!? We'll come too.
>Don't!

>You'll just die in vain.

p15
>I don't want any more colleagues to die!!
>I'll be fine on my own!

>This is that guy's hideout that we all searched for.
>It's the only lead I've got...

p16
>Oh... Back again, are we?
>Little missy.

>Don't hesitate! Before your opponent even gets the chance to think...!

p17
>Attack!

>Gwaaaaaah!

>Victory to the swift!!

p18
>Eh!?
>Why am I the one who got blown away...!?

>Your firepower
>was lacking, missy.

p19
>Agh!

>?... You're still alive? Bulletproof vest, huh?
>cough cough
>Gh...
>Why...

>Why are you doing this...?
>Huh? Why?

>I was so sick and tired of pretending to be a human!
>I live freely, kill freely, and take blood freely!
>That's all there is to it!!!

p20
>...?

>Huh?

>You're gonna cause another war saying stuff like that, y'know?

>Right, Miko-chan?
>!

p21
>It's you...

>Hey... Don't interfere! You understand that humans are just food too, don't you?
>Look here... Times have changed. We need to live more peacefully.

>A life of nothing but conflict will drive us into hiding.
>Why could't you understand that?

>What the hell... are you talking about...?

p22
>Ah, sorry. Forgot to mention it. I'm also... an "Ema". Y'know~...
>One of those vampire things.
>Eh!?
>Hey!

>Don't ignore me! Move! I'm gonna slice that woman to bits!!

>Hey, Miko-chan, you're a virgin, right?
>Wooooooah
>Huh?
>Eh?

>Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are you bringing that up now!?

p24
>Hah...
>Hah... Ah...

>Hah
>Hah...
>Hah...

>Contract fee accepted.

p25
>!?

>So you insist on siding with the humans, huh?
>I like peace.
>Besides,

>online games are more fun when it's peaceful, right?

>SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!

p26
>Just sharpening your blood isn't what I'd call a technique.

>Your patterns are more one-track than a boss in a video game.
>Whaat?

p27
>!!

>Woooah... My...M-My bodyyyyy!
>Stop iiit!

>I'll be manipulating your blood!

p28
>For a barbarian like you,

>it's time to logout for eternity.

p29
>Huh... My... wounds...
>Hey! Back to normal, are we?

>When I took your blood, I manipulated it too.
>In your case, for "healing".

>Hah
>That's right... He... On my lips...
>Th-That was my first...

>A-A-A-At any rate... you really saved me.
>I-I still... don't know your name yet, though.

>I've had quite a few names,
>but for a while now, I'm often called...

p30
>"Judas".
>A fitting name for a traitor like me.

>No...
>I don't think you're a traitor.

>After all,
>you saved me!

p31
>The next day

>How long are you gonna keep playing games for!? Another Ema appeared! Help me out!
>Wah! Wait! I haven't saved yet!

>Staying in a dank room in the middle of the day is so unhealthy!
>I'm a vampire, y'know!? Going out in the middle of the day makes no sense at all!
>Eh?
>Don't tell me...

>You'll die from direct sunlight...?
>I won't die. I just hate the brightness and it's bad for my skin.

>Die!

>End