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  1. NEET BLOOD
  2.  
  3. p1
  4. >The three of us
  5.  
  6. >We're about to bust in!
  7. >You guys ready?
  8. >Yeah!
  9. >All good here! Let's go!
  10.  
  11. >drove a serial murderer into a corner.
  12.  
  13. >Don't move!
  14. >Hands over your head!
  15.  
  16. >This is Kirishima Miko. We've secured the culprit.
  17. >Yes.
  18. >Yes.
  19. >We'll be back shortly.
  20. >Hmph. That was too quick.
  21. >...
  22. >Well yeah. This isn't a manga.
  23.  
  24. >Alright, guys, let's head back to the...
  25.  
  26. p2
  27. >Or so we thought...
  28.  
  29. >Woman!
  30. >Where did you go!?
  31.  
  32. >What... is that? A monster!?
  33.  
  34. >What the hell
  35. >am I supposed to do...!?
  36.  
  37. p4
  38. >Hmm...
  39. >It should be around here...
  40. >Ah.
  41. >It's this room!
  42.  
  43. >!... It's open...?
  44.  
  45. >Excuse me, I'm Kirishima Miko of the Homocide Division.
  46.  
  47. >...Th-...
  48.  
  49. p5
  50. >This is... uh...
  51. >Woah...
  52.  
  53. >Hah!
  54. >Wh-Who are you!?
  55.  
  56. >A cleaning maid!? I didn't order one, but hold on a sec! I need to fetch my camera!!
  57. >I don't know what gave you that idea, but you're wrong!
  58.  
  59. p6
  60. >I'm a police officer.
  61. >My boss told me everything would be solved if I came here!
  62.  
  63. >I apologise if you're busy right now,
  64. >but please tell me.
  65.  
  66. >Just what the hell
  67. >is that monster...!?
  68.  
  69. >...
  70.  
  71. p7
  72. >He's what's called an Ema.
  73. >In Greek, it means "blood"... They can freely transform their blood and drink the blood of humans.
  74.  
  75. >There was a brief period when they were called vampires, which caused a slight uproar.
  76. >I guess to people, anything can be called a monster. I think that's unbelievable, though.
  77. >Vampires... Monsters...
  78. >...
  79.  
  80. >No... I don't care if he's a monster or whatever you were calling him.
  81. >He's a criminal who's killed countless people! I can't forgive him!
  82.  
  83. >If you can stop this guy, please help me!
  84. >For the sake of this town's peace!!
  85.  
  86. p8
  87. >Eh?
  88. >Nah... Stuff like this is kind of...
  89. >a pain in the ass.
  90. >It's so sluggish...
  91.  
  92. >HUH!?
  93.  
  94. p9
  95. >I mean... it's noon right now... and this quest isn't over yet.
  96. >>Heal me~ ('.w.')
  97. >>lmfao lol
  98. >>Again~?
  99. >Huh? Quest!? Wait, this isn't work!! It's an online game!?
  100.  
  101. >People's lives are at stake here! We need to go right now!!
  102. >You know how to defeat him, right!?
  103. >Waah! Don't shake me! I'm receiving damage!
  104.  
  105. >If you won't help me, I'll strangle you to death!
  106. >Eeek! What a violent woman!
  107.  
  108. >Even a human can defeat an Ema~
  109. >Gweh...
  110. >Eh?
  111.  
  112. p10
  113. >You mean with garlic and crosses!?
  114. >No, no... They have the same weak points at humans, so it's not like nobody can defeat them!
  115.  
  116. >You mean I have to fight that thing on my own...?
  117.  
  118. >No... That's not what I meant... Could you just wait for now?
  119. >Calm down!
  120. >Phew...
  121. >Y-You're right. You need to prepare yourself to fight that thing...
  122.  
  123. >There's a double EXP campaign going on right now!
  124. >Give me three hours!
  125.  
  126. >People's lives are at stake!
  127. >H-Hey! I'm in a chat right now!! It'll be really awkward if I stop right now!
  128. >You'll just have to text them later!
  129.  
  130. p11
  131. >Come on, let's go!
  132. >Noo! I don't wanna go outside! I don't wanna work!
  133. >You a NEET or something!?
  134. >I wanna be a NEET!
  135.  
  136. >Hah...
  137. >Hah...
  138. >Hah...
  139. >Hah...
  140. >...
  141.  
  142. >...For starters, if you're gonna come to my place...
  143. >you better be ready to agree to some conditions, okay?
  144. >I don't exterminate Emas for free, y'know!
  145.  
  146. >Eh? Conditions? Does he want money?
  147. >Wh-What conditions...?
  148.  
  149. >That depends...
  150. >Eh?
  151. >Eh?
  152. >on whether you...
  153.  
  154. p12
  155. >are a virgin or not.
  156. >Heh?
  157.  
  158. >Huh...?
  159. >WHA!!?
  160.  
  161. >Die!
  162.  
  163. p13
  164. >What's with that guy!?
  165. >There's no way a perverted NEET like him could defeat a monster anyway!
  166. >>Department of Justice
  167.  
  168. >Ah, Kirishima-san. Where did you disappear to?
  169. >Sorry. I had some business...
  170. >Hey, where are you going? That's...
  171.  
  172. >>Weapons Storage
  173.  
  174. >I was wrong!
  175.  
  176. p14
  177. >I need to take care of this myself!
  178.  
  179. >!
  180. >H-Hey, Kirishima! That getup!
  181.  
  182. >You hunting for that criminal again!? We'll come too.
  183. >Don't!
  184.  
  185. >You'll just die in vain.
  186.  
  187. p15
  188. >I don't want any more colleagues to die!!
  189. >I'll be fine on my own!
  190.  
  191. >This is that guy's hideout that we all searched for.
  192. >It's the only lead I've got...
  193.  
  194. p16
  195. >Oh... Back again, are we?
  196. >Little missy.
  197.  
  198. >Don't hesitate! Before your opponent even gets the chance to think...!
  199.  
  200. p17
  201. >Attack!
  202.  
  203. >Gwaaaaaah!
  204.  
  205. >Victory to the swift!!
  206.  
  207. p18
  208. >Eh!?
  209. >Why am I the one who got blown away...!?
  210.  
  211. >Your firepower
  212. >was lacking, missy.
  213.  
  214. p19
  215. >Agh!
  216.  
  217. >?... You're still alive? Bulletproof vest, huh?
  218. >cough cough
  219. >Gh...
  220. >Why...
  221.  
  222. >Why are you doing this...?
  223. >Huh? Why?
  224.  
  225. >I was so sick and tired of pretending to be a human!
  226. >I live freely, kill freely, and take blood freely!
  227. >That's all there is to it!!!
  228.  
  229. p20
  230. >...?
  231.  
  232. >Huh?
  233.  
  234. >You're gonna cause another war saying stuff like that, y'know?
  235.  
  236. >Right, Miko-chan?
  237. >!
  238.  
  239. p21
  240. >It's you...
  241.  
  242. >Hey... Don't interfere! You understand that humans are just food too, don't you?
  243. >Look here... Times have changed. We need to live more peacefully.
  244.  
  245. >A life of nothing but conflict will drive us into hiding.
  246. >Why could't you understand that?
  247.  
  248. >What the hell... are you talking about...?
  249.  
  250. p22
  251. >Ah, sorry. Forgot to mention it. I'm also... an "Ema". Y'know~...
  252. >One of those vampire things.
  253. >Eh!?
  254. >Hey!
  255.  
  256. >Don't ignore me! Move! I'm gonna slice that woman to bits!!
  257.  
  258. >Hey, Miko-chan, you're a virgin, right?
  259. >Wooooooah
  260. >Huh?
  261. >Eh?
  262.  
  263. >Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are you bringing that up now!?
  264.  
  265. p24
  266. >Hah...
  267. >Hah... Ah...
  268.  
  269. >Hah
  270. >Hah...
  271. >Hah...
  272.  
  273. >Contract fee accepted.
  274.  
  275. p25
  276. >!?
  277.  
  278. >So you insist on siding with the humans, huh?
  279. >I like peace.
  280. >Besides,
  281.  
  282. >online games are more fun when it's peaceful, right?
  283.  
  284. >SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!
  285.  
  286. p26
  287. >Just sharpening your blood isn't what I'd call a technique.
  288.  
  289. >Your patterns are more one-track than a boss in a video game.
  290. >Whaat?
  291.  
  292. p27
  293. >!!
  294.  
  295. >Woooah... My...M-My bodyyyyy!
  296. >Stop iiit!
  297.  
  298. >I'll be manipulating your blood!
  299.  
  300. p28
  301. >For a barbarian like you,
  302.  
  303. >it's time to logout for eternity.
  304.  
  305. p29
  306. >Huh... My... wounds...
  307. >Hey! Back to normal, are we?
  308.  
  309. >When I took your blood, I manipulated it too.
  310. >In your case, for "healing".
  311.  
  312. >Hah
  313. >That's right... He... On my lips...
  314. >Th-That was my first...
  315.  
  316. >A-A-A-At any rate... you really saved me.
  317. >I-I still... don't know your name yet, though.
  318.  
  319. >I've had quite a few names,
  320. >but for a while now, I'm often called...
  321.  
  322. p30
  323. >"Judas".
  324. >A fitting name for a traitor like me.
  325.  
  326. >No...
  327. >I don't think you're a traitor.
  328.  
  329. >After all,
  330. >you saved me!
  331.  
  332. p31
  333. >The next day
  334.  
  335. >How long are you gonna keep playing games for!? Another Ema appeared! Help me out!
  336. >Wah! Wait! I haven't saved yet!
  337.  
  338. >Staying in a dank room in the middle of the day is so unhealthy!
  339. >I'm a vampire, y'know!? Going out in the middle of the day makes no sense at all!
  340. >Eh?
  341. >Don't tell me...
  342.  
  343. >You'll die from direct sunlight...?
  344. >I won't die. I just hate the brightness and it's bad for my skin.
  345.  
  346. >Die!
  347.  
  348. >End
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