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What recap anon is

Feb 6th, 2015
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  4. He is in a a platonic relationship with Deruella. He even got her to wear the modest sweater and trousers.
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  6. He is the world's first Non-Euclidean architect.
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  8. He assassinated adolf hitler
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  10. He out-smoked snoop dog
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  12. He fucks alps without it being gay
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  14. He discovered Cathulu
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  16. He IS Cathulu.
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  18. He captained the titanic
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  20. He was captured by ISIS, and beheaded Jihad John.
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  22. He found the one ring to rule them all
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  24. He is the one ring to rule them all
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  26. He goes shirtless horseback riding with Vladimir Putin.
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  28. He goes pantless Vladimir Putin riding with a horse.
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  30. He successfully evacuated those civies from Dubai
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  32. He made a World Altering Missile containing Tiberium
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  34. He founded the Illuminati, destroyed it, remade it without leaving his house and then destroyed it again.
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