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- He is in a a platonic relationship with Deruella. He even got her to wear the modest sweater and trousers.
- He is the world's first Non-Euclidean architect.
- He assassinated adolf hitler
- He out-smoked snoop dog
- He fucks alps without it being gay
- He discovered Cathulu
- He IS Cathulu.
- He captained the titanic
- He was captured by ISIS, and beheaded Jihad John.
- He found the one ring to rule them all
- He is the one ring to rule them all
- He goes shirtless horseback riding with Vladimir Putin.
- He goes pantless Vladimir Putin riding with a horse.
- He successfully evacuated those civies from Dubai
- He made a World Altering Missile containing Tiberium
- He founded the Illuminati, destroyed it, remade it without leaving his house and then destroyed it again.
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