Blobbing In The New World

There's colors on the map
Green, Grey and Blue
Painters makin themselves fap
Vassals Jin, Yi and Shu
There's a pop-up on this month's end
A coalition forms time to make a friend
Don't feel like statin'
But I need the men
So I try to save admin
Any way I can

Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world

Your heir won't "make it through the night"
His stats counted on hand
You hope he see's the light
Near enough he's dead
Send the Medicus away
Still your kid makes it
You hate this game
And what they've done to it
That's one more tag
That will never get annexed
Never get to World C
Never get to flex

Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world

We got a thousand ships of light
Trectin' trade in Lubeck
We got a meaner, crueler
HRE Khan
We got Depots built
And regimental camps
Got Star forts up
On the mountain lands
Got a man of the people
Helps keep stab high
Got coal to burn
Got folks to ally

Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world
Keep on blobbin' in the new world