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[woman]
So, we took a look at your CT scans.

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[Michael]
Mm-hmm.

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[woman] And we do see
a large mass in your stomach

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as well as several lesions
on your liver.

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At this point, I recommend
that you see a specialist,

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and I can help you with a recommendation
and get you a list of people.

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And then go from there.

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[Michael]
What kind of specialist?

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[clicks tongue]
An oncologist.

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- That's the cancer one?
- Yes.

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- So, you think it's bad?
- We don't really know,

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which is why I think it's important
for you to see a specialist.

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He'll do a biopsy, more tests and...

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What do you think though?
What do you think about it?

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You've seen it and all.
What do you think?

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- Do you know how bad it is?
- At this point, I don't really know.

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But you can tell us something, right?
Can you tell us something?

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- [Andy] Don't you have to say...
- It's okay.

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- I don't think she...
- She doesn't...

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I think... I think...
How about... All right, listen.

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How about this? How about
I'm gonna make a statement?

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And if it's a true statement,
you don't have to correct me.

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And you don't have
to say anything to me.

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Okay? So is what Michael has...

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incurable?

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Dude, that's a question.
You gotta... It has to be...

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It has to be a statement. All right.

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So, my statement is...

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- what Michael has is incurable.
- That's it.

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Do you understand the game?
'Cause you're not saying anything.

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I don't know if that's...
I don't know...

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if that's cause you understand
what we...

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Did you see All the President's Men?

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Um, remind me of your relationship.
How do you know each other?

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Oh. Uh...

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- We're, uh... We're neighbors.
- Yeah.

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- Okay.
- I live on top of him.

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[upbeat music plays]

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[clattering]

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[Andy]
There's still shit in the bottom of this.

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[Michael]
Yeah, there is.

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[Andy] It's gross.
I'm not reaching in there.

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[Michael]
I know. I'll get it.

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[Andy]
And the ball's gonna be gross.

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- [Michael] Okay. Did you serve yesterday?
- [Andy] Yeah. Yeah, it's your serve.

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Hold on.

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Hold on. Go.

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[inaudible]

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[inaudible]

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[Andy]
So, uh...

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that, uh, cancer thing.

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- What happened with the specialist guy?
- He was special.

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All right. Come on, Michael.

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Don't... Don't drop it!

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I'll... tell you what happened
at lunch today.

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[Michael]
What's up?

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I was at the diner next to my office.

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Yeah.

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I had that booth by the window, and...

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this guy floats by the window.
Guy just floats by the window.

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I mean, he floats. I mean, I just see...
I can't see his bottom.

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Yeah.

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His bottom ain't moving.
You can tell he's not moving. You know...

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He floated by the window.

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- He was probably on a hover board.
- Skateboard?

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No, that... You know, those things
those kids do. They put it on their feet...

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Yeah, I know he was on a hover board
but it just started me thinking.

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Just saw a guy hover.

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Can you imagine that?
That would screw up your whole life.

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So, he hovered? So what?

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If you saw a guy hover, so what?

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Yeah, so a guy hovers.

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So, life's normal for you
right after that?

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I don't have a problem with it.

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So, all rules of reality,
thousands of years of science,

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everything, now means nothing?
It means nothing?

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I'll be like, cool.

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You wouldn't be cool.
You wouldn't be cool if a guy...

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Of course I would.

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No, you wouldn't.
If there was no rules.

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You go to put your sneakers on,
and they're pumpkins.

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You blow your nose, a nickel comes out.

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You look in the mirror,
your face is a...

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Is a peg board.

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- I'm fine with that.
- Yeah.

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I know you're bullshitting.
Give me my thing.

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My hands are airplanes so just don't look.

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Yeah. Well, get on one of them

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and fly to fucking where guys don't hover.

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Because that's where I live.

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What are you doing?
That's the death punch.

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Master! No!

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[man on TV]
Master.

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Your death punch
is extremely powerful, huh?

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Had I landed the punch,

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your fate would be sealed.

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Three steps in any direction,

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and your heart would explode.

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And then you'd be dead.

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[pants]

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[Master laughs]
Come, young Chien.

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Let's go eat.

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[Andy]
Okay.

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There was, uh...

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- There was five. I took three.
- That's not okay.

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One's a... One's dwarf one,
so it evens out.

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Sure hope to see you tomorrow night.

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Yeah, Trivial Pursuit.
I won the last two of those.

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Have a good night, Andy.

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Hmm. [laughs]
See you!

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[rain patters]

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[Andy]
Good night, Michael.

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[Michael]
Good night, Andy.

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[Michael grunts and coughs]

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[horn honks]

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Good morning.

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Thank you.

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Sir, that's, uh... That's my pen.

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Thank you.

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Hi.

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Andy?

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Hmm.

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- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

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[sighs]

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I'm okay. I'm okay.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure.

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Did you have a good weekend?

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- My... My weekend?
- Mm-hmm.

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- [Andy] Yeah, she did it.
- [Michael] Who?

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[Andy] The new girl.
She said, "How are you?"

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[Michael] Oh, God, small talk.
How'd it go?

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[Andy]
Horrible. It's horrible.

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- Spin.
- [Michael exclaims] Damn it.

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[cell phone vibrates]

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[Dr. Laurey on phone] Unfortunately,
your white blood count is...

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Uh-huh. And what are my options?

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[Dr. Laurey]
Well, there are a few options.

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[Dr. Laurey continues indistinctly]

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I see.

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[Andy]
Good night, Michael.

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[Michael]
Good night, Andy.

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[microwave beeps]

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What have I done?

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[Master]
You fool! Now you've done it!

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You death punched your own master!
[laughs]

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[sighs shakily]

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[Andy]
Wait? No.

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[Michael]
I got it. I got it.

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- We're a second-half team.
- [chuckles] Yeah. Yeah.

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I could give a...

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a great...

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half-time speech if I was a coach. I...

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I really have this best speech
I've ever heard at half-time.

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- [Michael] What is it?
- [Andy] I'm working on it.

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I think it's "fatty pork."

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It's not "fatty pork." I...

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- I made the shirt. I know it's not...
- You made it about two years ago.

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- You still remember what it is?
- It was a year and a half ago,

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and if it was "fatty pork",
there'd be two T's.

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There'd be another T right there.

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It's a "satay fork."
Little fork. Little appetizer fork.

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No, it's not... Nothing in the kitchen.
Get out of the kitchen.

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I'll give you that info, and that's it.

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That's a good one.
That was a year and a half...

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Sort of think...
I like that it bothers you.

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Did you eat my cashews?
I have no cashews left.

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I just got walnuts.

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I could tell you.
Want me to tell you?

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I saw the oncologist and...

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I saw a second oncologist. He, um...

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Long story, but they, um...

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You know, there's nothing they can do.

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So...

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[stammers]
it's...

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It's that.

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The dying part is...

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Meh. It's meh.

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The hospital, the tubes, the bloating.
I don't want any part of that.

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So, I'm thinking...

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before...

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before it gets bad...

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I want to...

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end it...

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They got a whole process. If you get
less than six months they give you this...

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these pills you can take.

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And you can do it at home.

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Sounds...

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You know.

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But I don't want to do it alone and...

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I was hoping you would help me out.

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Me?

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Uh...

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Do... I mean...

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The way...

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You gotta... You can't give up.
Huh? You gotta...

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You can't do that.
Miracles happen, right?

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What about the guys who say,
"You got six months to live" and...

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next thing you know,
he's climbing Mount Everest.

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Jim Abbott had one arm.
Remember Jim Abbott on the Yankees?

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He had one arm.

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He pitched a no-hitter.

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He didn't give up.

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You don't give up, Michael.

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They already gave me the prescription.

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They can do that?
They can just give you that...

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medicine that kills you?

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Yeah.

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I don't want you
to look at me like this.

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But I was not gonna tell you

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'cause I didn't want it
to change things, you know?

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You know...

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I want to make some pizzas.

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I want to watch some movies.

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I want to play some Paddleton.

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You know?

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[sighs deeply]

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Yeah?

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Okay.

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Should we play the second half?

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Yeah, right? We gotta.

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[Michael]
It's your serve.

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Lay it out.

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[shouts and exerts]

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[Andy]
These are all pretty far away.

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[Michael]
What's that?

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The places where your doctor said
we could fulfill the...

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prescription. The closest one is...

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almost six hours.

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- Six hours?
- Yeah.

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[Andy] A lot of pharmacies won't fill it
'cause of moral reasons.

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All right,
Guess we're gonna do a little road trip.

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What does that mean? Road trip?

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You don't just do a road trip, right?

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[fire alarm beeps]

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What do you mean,
what does that mean?

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We'll drive there. We'll get the meds,
we'll find a place...

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Your stove burnt the pizza up. It's burnt.

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Fuck!

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[Andy]
Come on!

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It's ruined now. It's ruined.

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- Hold on.
- [Andy] No, I'm not gonna.

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We can't eat that.
We gotta eat something else.

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- [Michael] It's not that bad.
- What are we gonna eat?

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- Nice work.
- Look at that piece of shit!

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Ah, this is fucked!

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You gonna eat that still?

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[Michael]
It's gonna be good.

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Grab a plate.

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I'll try it.

250
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,115
All right.

251
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,248
[Andy]
How about the air in the tires?

252
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,621
[Michael]
Yeah, I put a bunch in. It's okay.

253
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,287
[Andy]
Not too much though, right?

254
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,495
There's no such thing as too much air.

255
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,916
Oh, yeah there is.

256
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:46,922
Huh?

257
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,335
How about the Hindenberg?

258
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,336
That was helium.

259
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,427
Yeah, but it was too much.

260
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,637
[Andy] Hey, I had some oatmeal
so I'm gonna need a bathroom in two hours.

261
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,936
[Michael] But you also had
a second coffee, so maybe 90 minutes?

262
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,531
[Andy]
I can still see.

263
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,033
- [Michael] What do you see?
- I see everything.

264
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,535
I see everything. Yeah, I do.
There's a tree. There's a...

265
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,160
What's that?

266
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,325
A person or a chicken.

267
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,369
If you had to live like this...

268
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,092
You could adapt. That's the great thing
about the human mind.

269
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,633
This is how bees see.

270
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,344
[Andy] How many wishes would a genie
have to give you where...

271
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,603
one of those wishes would be sand off?

272
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,682
What's sand off?

273
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,984
Whenever you said "sand off"...

274
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,614
every grain of sand
that was on your body fell off.

275
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,030
Twelve hundred, maybe?

276
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,700
No, ten.
If they gave me ten, I would do it.

277
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:55,989
You can only think of nine wishes
before you get to sand off?

278
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,485
How many you need?

279
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,077
Okay, uh...

280
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,161
your first one.

281
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,118
All the cancer's gone.

282
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,213
Then a billion dollars, flying, whatever.

283
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,383
Invisible.

284
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,670
Invisible, and then sand off, yeah.
Well, pajamas on.

285
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,295
Pajamas... It's late at night,
you're tired. "Pajamas on."

286
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,221
[Andy]
You got enough gas?

287
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,143
[Michael]
There's a buffer. I think we're okay.

288
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,469
Well, not that big a buffer.

289
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,516
What's the worst case scenario?
We run out of gas.

290
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,270
What's the worst case scenario?
We run out of gas here, right?

291
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,020
Next thing you know,
we're drinking our urine.

292
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,650
How do you get from running out of gas,
the next step is drinking urine?

293
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,526
You can hitchhike. You can...

294
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,623
We'll call somebody.
We'll walk to the gas station.

295
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,328
- There's nobody out here.
- You go right to drinking urine.

296
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,579
[Andy]
It's like Twilight Zone out here.

297
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,889
[Michael] How's that half-time speech
coming, by the way?

298
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,083
It's good.

299
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,540
Oh, yeah?

300
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,955
I could sell it.
But if I told it to a coach,

301
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,299
they'd want to buy it from me.

302
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,671
Hey, guys, gather around.

303
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,131
That's how it starts. Yeah.

304
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,654
- [Michael] That's more like it
- [Andy] That's the beginning.

305
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:58,888
That's it.

306
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:04,391
[cell phone vibrates]

307
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,335
- [Andy] Who is that? What's that?
- [Michael] It's my sister.

308
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,192
She knows, right?

309
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,866
She knows about the cancer,
but not about the other stuff.

310
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,533
I kind of want to keep that
to myself.

311
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,036
Oh.

312
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,158
What about me?

313
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,043
No, that's...

314
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,383
That's different. That's, you know...

315
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,960
[Andy]
Huh.

316
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,709
Yeah.

317
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,165
- You know?
- Yeah.

318
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,257
Yeah.

319
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,510
I get it.

320
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,388
She does small talk, your sister?

321
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,683
Hmm.

322
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:44,976
The queen.

323
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,059
Yeah.

324
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,524
Ooh. Ostrich farm. Three miles.

325
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,685
- Uh, yeah.
- We're doing that.

326
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,438
Eh... You want to?

327
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,449
- I've never seen an ostrich.
- I've seen them.

328
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,870
- I've seen them on TV.
- Yeah, but in person, though.

329
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,409
They're kind of nasty, though.

330
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,950
- Really?
- They'll run right at you.

331
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,591
Fastest land animal, actually.

332
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,387
- I don't think it is.
- Yeah.

333
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,470
Yes, it is. Forty miles an hour.

334
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,442
The cheetah goes...

335
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,096
60 or 65.

336
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,614
Yeah. That's four legs.

337
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,610
Per leg...

338
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,115
they're the fastest.

339
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,788
[upbeat guitar music plays]

340
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,113
[Michael]
Okay, I think we're getting close.

341
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,656
[Michael]
Looks like a tourist town or something.

342
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,202
[Andy]
A lot of windmills in this town.

343
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627
[Michael]
You're walking really fast, Andy.

344
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,375
[Andy]
I'm not nervous.

345
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,592
We talk to the guy, Phil,
and we got a plan, right? Okay.

346
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:43,763
This sinus infection is so awful.

347
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,764
- [pharmacist] I know.
- And I feel like I...

348
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:49,886
I feel like this medication I've taken
before and it hasn't worked.

349
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,975
- Give it a try, okay?
- Okay.

350
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,981
- Have a good rest of the day.
- Thank you.

351
00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,563
All right. Bye, bye, Judy.

352
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,186
Hi, guys. What can I do for you?

353
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,816
Hi, there. We're here to see Phil.

354
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,744
Phil's not in today. I'm Dave.
I'm standing in for Phil.

355
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,908
We talked to Phil though.
You spoke to Phil.

356
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,663
Yeah, we, uh... But...

357
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,077
- Okay. So we should come back.
- But I can help you guys.

358
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,535
Yeah, but this is something...

359
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,047
- This is kind of top secret.
- I spoke to Phil. It's a...

360
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,839
He was gonna... It's a special
medication he was gonna...

361
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,264
- Are you Michael Thompson?
- I'm Michael. Yeah.

362
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,973
You want to call Phil maybe?

363
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,683
It's okay. I can handle it. Yeah.

364
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,024
Michael Thompson.

365
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,729
I don't like that. We should come back
for Phil. Let's come back.

366
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,530
[Michael]
Why are you so obsessed with Phil?

367
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,283
[Andy] What if he puts something wrong
in there. Could be dangerous.

368
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,404
Give me one second.
I'll get you guys dialed in here.

369
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,613
All right. How are you guys doing today?

370
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,275
[clears throat]
Okay.

371
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:51,041
- There are three medicines involved.
- We know all this part.

372
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,840
This is what we did with Phil.
That's why...

373
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,712
Phil told us.

374
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,469
If Phil was here
he wouldn't say that to us

375
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,919
'cause we already spoke to him.

376
00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:00,501
I understand, but Phil told me
I had to read these instructions.

377
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,011
It's protocol.

378
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,609
- Okay, go ahead.
- Thank you.

379
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:08,553
Okay, so you'll be taking two of these
one hour before taking the drink.

380
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,724
This one is for anxiety.

381
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:14,135
This one is for nausea.
It'll keep you from vomiting.

382
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,395
And this one ran all the way home.

383
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,444
- [Michael] The little piggies.
- Yeah.

384
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:24,816
Um, and in the event of vomiting
after ingesting the drink,

385
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,244
the patient should have
a family member contact

386
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,453
their referring physician
to determine a course of action.

387
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,493
This big one...

388
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,996
is the medicine you'll be taking last.

389
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,170
There are 100 pills in this bottle,

390
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,960
which is the lethal dose.
[clears throat]

391
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:43,166
Can you ring it up now?

392
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,089
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

393
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,860
- You're not paying for this.
- Oh, no. Yeah.

394
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,987
I didn't tell you about this,
but here, take the card.

395
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:51,141
- Take the card and ring it up.
- Andy, it's $3,500.

396
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,431
I know what it is.
I have more money than you.

397
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,135
- I want to do this.
- It's a lot.

398
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,225
I want to do it.

399
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,186
Let me do it.

400
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,225
Thank you.

401
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,075
- [card swipe machine beeps]
- I'm sorry, sir. Your card was declined.

402
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,112
It's not declined.
You gotta put it through.

403
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:08,716
- You gotta run it through.
- Nice one.

404
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,571
- Okay.
- Can you run it through again?

405
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,448
My mistake. I'll give it another shot.

406
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,664
You know that those things glitch a lot.

407
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,265
- Sorry, declined again.
- Give me the card.

408
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,959
- Give me the card.
- I'll pay for it.

409
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,631
I'm just gonna call the bank up,
that's all.

410
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,064
- I can pay for it and you pay me back.
- Give me your phone.

411
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,088
Give me your phone.
Don't ring anything up,

412
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,183
'cause this'll take one second.
I'm gonna call the number right there.

413
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,599
I see the number right there. Give me
one second. Don't ring anything up.

414
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,889
You will have to empty the contents

415
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,272
of all 100 pills into a glass

416
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,982
- and mix them with half a cup of water.
- It's Andy Freedman.

417
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:45,153
The drink will be a little bitter,
but you want to drink it all at once.

418
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,420
[Andy] It's me, though.
What do you want me to tell you?

419
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,824
I am out of town.

420
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,366
[Dave]
If the patient decides they don't...

421
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,988
You don't...

422
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,995
want to end their life after ingesting

423
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,708
- the medication...
- [Andy] Okay.

424
00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:00,618
...they must contact
emergency medical services

425
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,998
- to begin lifesaving measures.
- [Andy] I'm not yelling.

426
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,378
- I'll stop yelling, but I'm not yelling.
- Yeah.

427
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,513
Mm-hmm.

428
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,677
[Andy] Well, send it then.
They're gonna send a code.

429
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:11,889
I don't have a phone.

430
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,025
That's why you're supposed
to have a phone.

431
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,135
I have e-mail.
Can I see my e-mail on your e-mail?

432
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,227
Uh, Phil has his log-in codes.
I don't have it.

433
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:25,083
See? Why don't we wait for Phil?
Let's just wait for Phil to come back,

434
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,987
- And none of this happens.
- It's gonna be fine

435
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:31,107
Hold on. I sent you my pet name
about five years ago.

436
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,486
Is that it? Are we done?

437
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,698
Yes, yes. Uh, yeah, I read it all.

438
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,453
- Let me just pay for it. I got it.
- [Andy] Yeah. Why...

439
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,116
- Where does it go?
- He's okay?

440
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,664
[Andy]
Where does my pet name go?

441
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,748
No!

442
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:46,961
What are you doing?

443
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,337
What do you mean?
I'm taking a pain pill.

444
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,970
I don't know. I just...

445
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,337
I thought it was...

446
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,848
[receptionist]
Velkommen.

447
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,099
Can I help you?

448
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,518
Hi, we have a reservation for...

449
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,022
- Freedman.
- Okay.

450
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,274
I have it right here.

451
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,185
- No, I got it.
- Printed it out.

452
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,154
Here you are.

453
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,613
You're all set. I just need
a credit card for incidentals...

454
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:14,824
Okay. I'm gonna give you a credit card,
but if you could wait until the end to

455
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,117
do whatever you have to do with it.
I'll call the bank,

456
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,411
- and it's all gonna be fine.
- Let me just...

457
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,077
I'll get this one.

458
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,873
[Andy] Okay, you get it.
Put it on his card, but I'm paying for it.

459
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,077
It's all going down.

460
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,997
- I'm gonna pay it all back, okay?
- That's fine.

461
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,047
- It's 79 a night, yes?
- It is.

462
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:31,631
Every penny.

463
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:32,843
All... I'm keeping...

464
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,397
- [receptionist] Okay.
- All right, thanks.

465
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,047
So, guys, I got you, um...

466
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:38,853
two queens.

467
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,351
- Um...
- Right.

468
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,481
We have another room with a king.

469
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,348
We don't want two rooms.

470
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,646
I'm sorry. Not two rooms.
Would you prefer to have a king?

471
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:53,203
If you feel more comfortable,
we're fine with that.

472
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:55,947
The queens are good.

473
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,980
Guess I'll take that then, right?

474
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,346
[Andy] The bag. I'll hold the bag.

475
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,816
Keep it in my house
just so we know where it is.

476
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,323
I mean, I...

477
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,325
I just...

478
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:44,539
Just assumed, you know, I'd hold onto it.

479
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:50,168
I got a safe place in my closet.
Up behind the, uh...

480
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,550
the box. I have that...

481
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,875
The Rod Carew rookie card.
I got that little...

482
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,394
I don't think anybody's gonna steal it.

483
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:04,519
[Andy] Who knows? Sandy got broken into
two times and she's on the ground floor.

484
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,225
They always go to the ground floor first.

485
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,691
I'm up on top.
If the water main breaks...

486
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:14,437
over on Hillside and then it floods,
I'm up top.

487
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,753
[exhales]

488
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,172
[exhales heavily]

489
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:42,818
- Cash or charge?
- Cash.

490
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,418
[Michael burps]

491
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:03,716
[Andy]
You awake now?

492
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,680
Yeah.

493
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,228
- [grunts] Sorry.
- [Andy] Yeah.

494
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,269
I slept for a long time, sorry.

495
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,732
I know. It's all right.

496
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,770
[Michael sighs]

497
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:24,874
What's this?

498
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,158
Tree of Wisdom.

499
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:29,869
Andy.

500
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,042
Oh, yeah.

501
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:38,174
Yeah, that's, uh...

502
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,086
Now we got nothing to worry about.

503
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,932
Nothing can go wrong now.

504
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,216
- All right, very funny.
- [Andy] It was my idea.

505
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,175
It's very funny.

506
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,015
It's not funny. That's a good idea.

507
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,347
Where's the medication?
Where is it?

508
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,853
It's in there.

509
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,400
It's locked up.

510
00:30:57,481 --> 00:31:00,441
We don't got to worry about
any of that stuff we were talking about.

511
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,653
What's the code?

512
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,281
The code to what?

513
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,327
[chuckles]
Andy.

514
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,329
[Andy]
There's no code.

515
00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,246
There's a combination.

516
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,084
Okay.

517
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,749
What's the combination?

518
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,880
No hints.

519
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,545
Andy, I don't want to play a game
right now.

520
00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:28,304
- Can you give me the code?
- No, just don't worry about it.

521
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:30,512
This is the end here.

522
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,857
[Michael]
Maybe we should try getting a drink.

523
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:52,240
[woman]
Uh, the sign-up list is still open.

524
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,577
Honestly, if you don't want to do
anything, it's just gonna be more of me.

525
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,084
[mic squeaks]

526
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,165
[woman]
Okay.

527
00:31:58,792 --> 00:31:59,842
[Andy] Ah.

528
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:02,631
We should drink more.

529
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,213
Right?

530
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,341
I think I'm gonna start drinking.

531
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,335
Yeah. I mean, it's not good for you,
but it is good.

532
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,184
So, you feeling ready?

533
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,271
Coach?

534
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,641
- My speech?
- Half-time speech.

535
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:19,186
It's not ready yet.
I don't want to jinx it.

536
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,401
Hmm.

537
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,860
I stumbled on something
that's really gonna be something.

538
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,740
- Hey, Andy?
- Yeah.

539
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,655
Is there a half-time speech?

540
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,869
You think I'm lying about that?
Why would I lie about it?

541
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,332
Remember that time you told me you
spoke Spanish and then...

542
00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:38,713
I over-exaggerated how much I knew,

543
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,130
but that's because I was trying
to impress you. We weren't friends yet.

544
00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:43,751
I got to pee.

545
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,505
- Definitely get another one.
- Okay.

546
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,220
All right, I'll be back.

547
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,851
Gather round, guys.

548
00:32:58,685 --> 00:32:59,805
Gather round, guys.

549
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,313
Take a knee.

550
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,686
Everybody just take a knee.

551
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,942
Do me a favor, guys. Close your eyes.

552
00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,235
I want you to close your eyes.

553
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:13,367
Everybody, close your eyes.
I want you to picture something.

554
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,699
We're gonna lose this game.

555
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,245
We're gonna lose this game, guys.

556
00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:22,884
Just listen to me.
I'm not gonna lie to you.

557
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,383
The momentum has switched.

558
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:26,712
That's a better team.

559
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,875
No matter what I say here,
that ain't gonna turn it around.

560
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,966
We're gonna lose this game.

561
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,552
But so what? I'm proud of you.

562
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,813
I'm proud of you.
I don't want to wait to the end

563
00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,891
when you're hurting to say that.
You guy's are...

564
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,686
You don't need this game.

565
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,560
You're gonna have good lives.
You're all good guys. You're gonna...

566
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,438
You're gonna be something
in your life.

567
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,855
Murphy, you're gonna be
in the Navy, right?

568
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,654
You're gonna be a hero one day.

569
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,657
Cahill, you're a writer.

570
00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:55,868
You're gonna live somewhere...

571
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,631
You're gonna live
in Connecticut somewhere.

572
00:33:58,411 --> 00:33:59,451
By the water.

573
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,578
And you'll have a drinking problem maybe,
but that makes you a better writer.

574
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,798
It's all gonna be okay.

575
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,465
You're gonna have great lives,
and maybe you're gonna have a...

576
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:15,506
a little empty feeling in your gut.

577
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,849
And maybe when you lay at night,
secretly you're gonna think...

578
00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:25,271
"You know what?

579
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,072
If I could go back...

580
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,985
This is all good,
but if I could ever go back...

581
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:35,620
If I could go back in time I would go
to the day we lost that big game

582
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,699
and I would play that second half
over again."

583
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:41,004
Well, guess what guys?
Open your eyes! You're back!

584
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:59,057
- Okay, now I got it.
- [man] Oh, there he is.

585
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,063
- Hey.
- Hey.

586
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:03,562
How did this...

587
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:04,483
What's going on?

588
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,191
He was alone. Nobody likes to be alone.
I invited him.

589
00:35:09,149 --> 00:35:11,189
Okay, all right.
So, now you're over here now?

590
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,856
- Yeah, have a little...
- Get out of my seat.

591
00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:17,778
[Michael] No, you stay. You sit.
Andy, take my seat.

592
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,405
- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers.

593
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,412
- Oh, yeah.
- New friends.

594
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,004
- [Dave] Cheers, man.
- All right.

595
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,557
- [Michael] New friends.
- New friends.

596
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,211
So, David was telling me
he's a kung fu fan.

597
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,962
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

598
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,464
We were talking, so...

599
00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:33,125
Oh, yeah. Of course. You're that too.

600
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,514
- All right.
- Yeah. I like kung fu. You like kung fu?

601
00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:36,512
Everybody likes...

602
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,473
Well, have you watched Death Punch?

603
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,425
Yeah, I've seen Death Punch.

604
00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,347
And what do you think?

605
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,516
It's pretty good. Not bad.

606
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,519
Not a lot of fighting in it,
you know, but...

607
00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:50,976
Yeah, it's good.

608
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,606
It's a kung fu movie.
It's not about fighting.

609
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:58,159
It's learning about
what's inside yourself.

610
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,659
That's what Death Punch is.

611
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,121
- You didn't see that?
- I... Well, you know...

612
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,872
I saw it on YouTube.
Maybe I missed some parts.

613
00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,334
[woman]
And I'm back.

614
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,294
The sign-up list is still open.

615
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,125
[Andy] How can you see it on YouTube?
You can't see it on YouTube.

616
00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:13,301
- It's ridiculous.
- All right, well...

617
00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:16,630
I don't mean to be, uh...
[grunts]

618
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,426
How can you find it on DVD?

619
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,930
You can find it on DVD.
You can find it on a VHS.

620
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,219
I recommend watching it on VHS.

621
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,556
- VHS? Really?
- Yes.

622
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:27,891
- Because that's how it's meant to be seen.
- Hi, everybody. My name's Michael.

623
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:28,977
Um...

624
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,399
The... I want to...

625
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,942
do some, um...

626
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,571
I want to honor a movie
called Death Punch.

627
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,315
It's my favorite movie in the world.

628
00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,027
Nobody watches it.

629
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:44,737
We're always trying to get people
to watch it, and they don't.

630
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:48,578
Um, it's hard to find,
but it's very important to me.

631
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,080
Uh, so...

632
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,419
Yeah. Death Punch.

633
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:02,299
The movie begins on Chien,

634
00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,428
a young kung fu student...

635
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,602
in the mountains. His moves
are graceful and powerful,

636
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,265
but something's missing.

637
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,983
He's not yet complete.

638
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,782
He's attacked by the Master Liu.

639
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,739
And a great battle ensues and...

640
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:23,160
And Liu winds up for what will
become known as the Death Punch.

641
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:28,871
And...

642
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,290
He strikes.

643
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:34,285
But what happens is...

644
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,343
he actually misses...

645
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,466
Chien and he hits the barrel because...

646
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,929
Sorry, I told it wrong.
I shouldn't have...

647
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,016
They're the master-and-student
relationship,

648
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,349
but you think they're enemies

649
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,354
and that's why it's funny
when he hits the barrel

650
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,904
because you think that it's, um...

651
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,320
I kind of messed that up, sorry.
But back to the story.

652
00:37:56,399 --> 00:38:00,609
The water starts to jiggle,
and Chien sees it and he says,

653
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:04,695
"That's the fear of..." Um...

654
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,540
But, anyhow, this is kind of where
you have to see the movie.

655
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,712
Sorry. Um...

656
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,790
Anyway, it's a cool shot
because the barrel starts to shake, right?

657
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:17,166
It's rumbling. It's going crazy and...

658
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:18,802
it's...

659
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,420
[rumbles]

660
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:35,313
And suddenly,
the barrel explodes with water.

661
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:39,611
Oh! He's soaked.

662
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,660
If I had landed that punch,
your fate would have been sealed.

663
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:47,118
Three steps in any direction,
and your heart would explode.

664
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,489
And then you'd be dead.

665
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:54,537
Chien, he's stubborn and he learns
the Death Punch anyway, by himself.

666
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,884
Alone he learns it.
On the hill without a shirt on.

667
00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:00,171
- Yeah, that part where he trains.
- [Andy] Right.

668
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:01,857
- [Michael] But then...
- The ninjas come.

669
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:05,341
Ku Woo Tai shows up with 15 ninjas.

670
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,176
- Exactly 15.
- Exactly 15 ninjas.

671
00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:08,682
Yes, and put him in a chokehold.

672
00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:10,222
Ready?

673
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,016
[Michael]
Here you go. You avoid it.

674
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,690
Then he goes, no.

675
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,768
[groans]

676
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,064
Oh, it burns.

677
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,107
[groans]

678
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,611
- What have I done?
- Do you see what happens?

679
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,776
[Michael exhales heavily]

680
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,616
I think we're this way.

681
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,745
Over here.

682
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:38,292
What time is it?

683
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,343
Eleven. Almost eleven.

684
00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:48,339
- It's closed.
- Yeah, it's closed.

685
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,391
Closes at ten.

686
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:54,892
What?

687
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,144
Yeah?

688
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,187
Yeah?

689
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,605
I'll fucking do it.

690
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,687
[both groan]

691
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,566
- That's hot.
- I love it.

692
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:07,412
I love it.

693
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,658
- [Michael] Woo-hoo.
- [chuckles]

694
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,959
Smells though, right?
Does it smell a little? Like meat.

695
00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:17,736
What do you mean you smell meat?

696
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,458
You don't get that?

697
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,629
- We're in a pot like soup.
- I don't smell it.

698
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,092
[Michael]
Like people soup.

699
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,472
Let's get some people in here.

700
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,390
I'm gonna go to the bar.
I'm gonna get the open-mic girl,

701
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,256
and I'm gonna get David.

702
00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,056
- Oh, no.
- Go get your friend David.

703
00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,769
[Andy]
You're not gonna get David.

704
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,229
I almost killed that guy,
and he said, uh...

705
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:39,230
I'm sorry, I was just trying to...

706
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:41,772
- Oh, it's not your fault.
- No, I was, you know...

707
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,444
What?

708
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:45,735
[gate opens]

709
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:47,698
Oh, shit. The lady's here.

710
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,029
Duck. Duck, duck, duck.
Get under water.

711
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,114
Hey, guys.

712
00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,491
- Hi.
- The pool's closed.

713
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,736
- Closed at nine.
- All right.

714
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,827
Sorry, we're gonna get out.

715
00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,333
- Yeah, are you drinking?
- Okay.

716
00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,214
- Don't come over.
- That's against the rules.

717
00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,289
No, we're... You don't want to see...

718
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:04,457
- I'm getting in.
- No.

719
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:05,585
- No.
- What?

720
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,005
Is three company?
[laughs]

721
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,649
[receptionist] You guys are so adorable.
You know that?

722
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,728
I mean, like from the very first moment,

723
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,947
when you checked in, we could really feel
that you were totally in love.

724
00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,028
It's really sweet.

725
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:33,989
Oh, no.

726
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:35,735
It's beautiful.

727
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,366
- We're just...
- We're not...

728
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,914
We're friends, right?

729
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,668
We're not that way. We're...

730
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,665
- We love those guys.
- Everybody's beautiful.

731
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:47,632
- [Michael] We're neighbors. So...
- [Andy] We're just neighbors.

732
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,054
But everything's okay

733
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,943
- with the rest of the world.
- And it's great.

734
00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:53,547
It was such a strong thing
that we just assumed.

735
00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,353
- I'm sorry.
- Who is that?

736
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:56,760
"We"? Who's "we"?

737
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,388
Oh, me and my husband.

738
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:04,110
Oh, so we... Okay, we're not
wearing clothes, so we're...

739
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,938
He got naked so I got naked.
That's the only reason I got naked.

740
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,185
- Where is he?
- He's right here.

741
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:12,238
- What do you mean?
- What do you mean he's right here?

742
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:14,321
- He's all around here.
- Wait a minute.

743
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,077
He's not like invisible, right?

744
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,037
- No.
- Don't say that.

745
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,709
He passed away a few years ago.

746
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:22,748
Oh.

747
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:27,460
Yeah. We ran this place together
for a long time, and he's here.

748
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,094
So, I'm here with him.

749
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,640
I'm so sorry.

750
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,733
I just blurted out, like...

751
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:47,274
Sorry, I'm just bad at small talk.
I've never been good at it.

752
00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:51,860
- I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
- I hate it.

753
00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,449
I hate small talk.

754
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,986
I work in an office,
and that's all they do.

755
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,696
- Yeah. I don't like it.
- [receptionist] So stupid, right?

756
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:05,417
I keep trying to think of some kind of
better opening conversation line.

757
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,000
I've been worrying about
how to really do it. Something like...

758
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:12,006
You want to talk? If you don't, it's okay.

759
00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:13,525
- [chuckles]
- [receptionist laughs]

760
00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,339
Well, yeah. Or like...

761
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,465
I see you.

762
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,060
And now I'm gonna go over here.

763
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:22,557
Right?

764
00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:26,153
[laughs] You're so cute.

765
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,399
All right, I'm gonna hit the hay, guys.

766
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,151
- [receptionist] No.
- Where you going?

767
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:32,153
- We just got started...
- I gotta get some rest.

768
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,145
Okay, well, we have to go.

769
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:37,317
- You don't have to come. You can stay.
- No, I'm gonna go.

770
00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:39,726
- I'm gonna go, too.
- I'm just gonna go sleep in the room.

771
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,994
- You have to be quiet.
- [receptionist] You go.

772
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:44,913
You stay.

773
00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,292
- Yeah, I'm gonna go.
- No, Mike.

774
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,803
Oh! Oh, Jesus.

775
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,670
Oh.

776
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:58,338
I don't have a key, though.
I don't have a key.

777
00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,217
It's okay. I got a lot of keys.

778
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,595
You got a lot of them in the...

779
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,682
Yeah, but...

780
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:05,694
All right.

781
00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,021
Mm-hmm.

782
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:14,739
[laughs]

783
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:16,611
That's cute.

784
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,413
[groans]

785
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,199
Yeah, you... [laughs]

786
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:23,493
- I was wrong.
- I'm sorry for that.

787
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,668
Okay.

788
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:41,264
What about him?

789
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:45,890
'Cause we're over here
and he's over there, right? [chuckles]

790
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,899
Yeah, well, he's always with me.

791
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,021
But...

792
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,687
he's also gone.

793
00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:21,087
- No.
- No, it's okay. It's all right.

794
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:32,872
Hey, Michael.

795
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:35,709
Michael.

796
00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:42,424
Hey, Michael.

797
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,637
Michael. Hey, Michael.

798
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:53,732
Hey, Michael.

799
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,481
[Michael screams]

800
00:46:55,563 --> 00:46:57,573
[screams and burps]

801
00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,993
- Why'd you wake me up?
- Why are you screaming?

802
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,704
[Andy] You scared me.

803
00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:04,696
I scared you?

804
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,487
You looked like you were dead.

805
00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,656
You thought...

806
00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:11,664
I couldn't see you breathing.

807
00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,080
- [Michael sighs] Hey.
- Sorry.

808
00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:18,460
- How'd it go?
- What?

809
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:19,919
[Andy] In the hot tub?

810
00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:23,715
Hmm.

811
00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,473
Ah, come on.

812
00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,386
[sighs] It was fun, though.

813
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:36,436
What?

814
00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:38,274
Nothing?

815
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,396
Good night. Uh-oh.

816
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,193
Good night. Uh-oh.

817
00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,283
Good night.

818
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,036
[Andy] Hey, Michael,
I need an aspirin or something.

819
00:47:52,661 --> 00:47:54,911
My head. I got...
I was a little drunk.

820
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,290
Hey.

821
00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:23,441
Michael!

822
00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:52,103
Michael!

823
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:14,452
[Andy]
Excuse me, miss.

824
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,695
- Did you see the guy...
- [Michael] Hey, good morning.

825
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,663
[Andy]
Hey.

826
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,206
What are you... You're over here?

827
00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:25,979
Yeah. I was looking at the fire.
I was waiting for you to get up.

828
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,966
- I thought we'd get some pancakes.
- Oh, you're watching the fire?

829
00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,839
Yeah, you ever just watch a fire?

830
00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,216
- So nice.
- Yeah. You should've woke me though.

831
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,304
What?

832
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,033
- You okay? What's wrong with you?
- All right. Whatever.

833
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,727
I'm all right. I'm hungry, that's all.

834
00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:41,266
What do you want to do?

835
00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,272
Why are you sweating?

836
00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,193
I went outside.
I thought you were down there.

837
00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,703
I went down the block. I saw...

838
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,572
[breathes heavily]

839
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,275
I saw a bunch of people, you know?

840
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,655
Want to do the pancakes?

841
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,244
Yeah.

842
00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:01,723
- All right. Let me go to the room.
- I want pancakes. All right.

843
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,710
Andy, what are you doing?

844
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,511
What do you mean, "What're you doing"?

845
00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:10,760
I just got to...

846
00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:13,718
wash up or something.

847
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,715
[sighs]
What's the matter?

848
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,886
You know, you keep...

849
00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:22,936
What?

850
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,229
- What about it?
- You keep taking it.

851
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:26,940
Well...

852
00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:28,441
first of all,

853
00:50:29,652 --> 00:50:30,822
I'm taking it back.

854
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,279
- You took it this morning.
- That's mine.

855
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:34,574
No, it isn't yours.

856
00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:35,867
Because I bought it.

857
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,330
All right? I bought it.

858
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:40,249
You bought the safe,
but the medication is mine.

859
00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:42,849
- No, I bought the medication, too.
- That's the important part.

860
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,513
- Right?
- You did not buy the medication.

861
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,102
- I didn't say...
- You tried to buy it.

862
00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:48,188
- I swiped the card.
- I didn't say I'm paying for it?

863
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,012
- You said you were.
- We have a witness.

864
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,569
You said it. But I'm the one whose...

865
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,527
- Whose bank account got charged?
- Oh, so I lied?

866
00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:55,431
I'm paying for it. It's mine.

867
00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:57,471
- It's mine.
- Just give it to me.

868
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,805
- We don't have...
- What are you doing?

869
00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:01,934
I'm gonna hold it, that's all.

870
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,727
You're running away from me?
Give me the...

871
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:05,531
What, are you chasing me?
You're chasing me.

872
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,023
I'm not chasing you. You're walking.

873
00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:09,776
Stop moving around the table.
Stop moving.

874
00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:10,988
Just stop it, all right?

875
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,818
- I'm not...
- Stop it. This is stupid.

876
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,324
I got the bad knee.
You know I got the bad knee.

877
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,247
You know I'm gonna catch you
if you want me to.

878
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,325
[Andy]
You better stop.

879
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,290
- Andy! Andy!
- I'll tell you right now, I won't stop.

880
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,867
[breathes heavily]

881
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:26,707
- I'm holding it.
- [Michael] Look at me.

882
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,053
That's mine.

883
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,049
[Andy exhales]

884
00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:34,512
- I want it.
- Okay.

885
00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,346
Um, maybe it is yours.

886
00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,096
I need to hold it.

887
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:41,889
All right?

888
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,233
I don't know why you're making
a big deal out of it.

889
00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,271
Because I'm the dying guy.

890
00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:58,620
- I'm the dying guy.
- Okay. All right.

891
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,486
You can't keep saying that.

892
00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,536
But you keep taking that.

893
00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:04,910
- I'm the dying guy.
- Shut up with that.

894
00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,077
Then give me the safe.

895
00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:09,495
- You're being a stupid idiot.
- I'm being stupid? I'm the dying guy.

896
00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,125
- Shut up!
- I'm the dying guy.

897
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:13,398
- I know you're the dying guy. Stop.
- I'm the dying guy!

898
00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:15,222
I'm the other guy!

899
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,148
[exhales]

900
00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:07,492
[safe thuds]

901
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,706
There's 32 dogs.

902
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,125
Twenty ate cats.

903
00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,550
How many didn't?

904
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,602
[Michael softly]
...two dogs and 20...

905
00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:24,402
Thirty-two dogs. Twenty of them ate cats.

906
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,874
It's 12.

907
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,989
That was easy.
[chuckles]

908
00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:33,581
I'm so smart.

909
00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:35,873
[Andy]
One, two, three, four.

910
00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:37,882
That's not the code.

911
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,090
Yeah.

912
00:55:39,628 --> 00:55:42,838
- The code is one, two, three, four?
- See? You're not that smart.

913
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,423
Should've got it.

914
00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:46,638
[laughs] How?

915
00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:50,888
[Andy] I can't...

916
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,140
I can't be normal...

917
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,396
through all of this. I just can't.

918
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:08,453
[sighs]

919
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,201
Okay.

920
00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,085
All right.

921
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:24,625
[grunts]
Your stove is still acting stupid.

922
00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:29,343
I think I might have burnt it a little
on the bottom, but I think it's okay.

923
00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:35,394
They're still fighting here?

924
00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:37,385
There's more fighting
in this than I remember.

925
00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:42,769
Your friend Dave would love it.

926
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,068
[chuckles]

927
00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:51,739
It's gonna get cold.

928
00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,158
I'll get it in a sec.

929
00:56:55,871 --> 00:56:57,041
I can re-heat it.

930
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:01,665
[Master Liu on TV]
Tiger style.

931
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:03,999
Chien, when you woke this morning,

932
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,167
did you think it would be
for the last time?

933
00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:13,391
Still got it.

934
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:14,722
Mm-hmm.

935
00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:21,354
[Michael]
Okay.

936
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,125
- [Andy] Can I open them?
- Biggest surprise of your life.

937
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:26,319
- Ah!
- Happy birthday to you.

938
00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:28,401
Happy birthday to Andy.

939
00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:29,817
The cupcake...

940
00:57:29,905 --> 00:57:32,065
that I bought. Thank you.

941
00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:34,328
- All right.
- [Michael] Wish.

942
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:35,409
Make a wish.

943
00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,368
You still got cancer
that's killing you?

944
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:43,131
- I think so.
- Yeah.

945
00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:44,882
See? It never works.

946
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:48,756
You should've gone with sand-off.
[grunts]

947
00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,545
You gonna have some?

948
00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:54,508
I don't think so.

949
00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:56,523
Doesn't smell like orange.

950
00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:57,638
[Michael groans]

951
00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:06,690
[retches and coughs]

952
00:58:09,152 --> 00:58:11,152
[spits and exhales]

953
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:17,490
[breathes heavily]

954
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,367
- You all right?
- Yeah.

955
00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:21,504
[exhales]

956
00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,749
Feels like there's a little more.

957
00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:25,786
- Really?
- It's like, just...

958
00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,545
I don't know.

959
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:30,090
It doesn't all come, you know?

960
00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:34,551
- It feels better, though.
- Yeah.

961
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:38,279
[laughs wryly] You don't have to
sit in here if you don't want to.

962
00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:39,216
No, it's...

963
00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:41,597
It sounded like you got
all of it out, though.

964
00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:46,265
[Michael retches and groans]

965
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,832
It is River Kickers.

966
00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:07,665
They're scamming.

967
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,632
You were right.

968
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:16,597
The one from the gas station
is River Kickers.

969
00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:19,180
Michael.

970
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,976
- Hey, Michael.
- Hmm? What?

971
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,523
It's River Kickers.

972
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:47,130
[Chien breathes heavily]

973
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,668
Master.

974
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,210
Which way to the ancient healer?

975
00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:55,465
[Liu groans]

976
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,564
[Liu coughs]

977
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:08,771
I think I'm ready.

978
01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,671
I want to go when I feel good.
I don't want to go when it's hurting.

979
01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:16,775
But you're feeling good.

980
01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:20,623
Yeah, but it's not gonna stay that way.
You know, I'd like to do it when I feel...

981
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:23,865
I think I'm ready.

982
01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:45,601
I should have took off from work.
You know, I should have took off.

983
01:00:45,684 --> 01:00:47,644
A month ago.
We could've done more stuff.

984
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,055
We could've done more stuff.

985
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,779
I wish I had done that.

986
01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,914
Did you hear my speech?

987
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,953
My half-time speech. Huh?

988
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,665
Let me guess, it's...

989
01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:14,551
- Guys...
- You're never gonna guess it.

990
01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:15,669
Guys, you...

991
01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:17,553
We're gonna lose, but...

992
01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:20,886
You know, go back...
Go forward in your life

993
01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:23,009
and imagine where you are
and if you had a chance...

994
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,104
How do you know that?

995
01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,688
You're my best friend. I know you.

996
01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:41,284
Also, I heard you practicing it
through the vent about 100 times.

997
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,370
That fucking vent.
[chuckles]

998
01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:52,827
You seem really good right now.
You know, you seem like...

999
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,763
Maybe there's... I don't know.

1000
01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,466
I know.

1001
01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:02,799
- I'm ready.
- I know.

1002
01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,939
- So, 100 of these suckers.
- Yeah.

1003
01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:20,948
I don't even know
if you had to buy this particular pill.

1004
01:02:21,029 --> 01:02:23,279
A hundred of anything, really, would...

1005
01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:24,865
would...

1006
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:26,405
You know?

1007
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,869
- [Michael] These are really hard to...
- Yeah.

1008
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:32,583
I wonder if they do that...

1009
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,213
on purpose, you know?

1010
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,711
You think anybody's ever died...

1011
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:44,089
[chuckles]
while they were emptying these?

1012
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:47,009
- You're spilling it on the side now.
- Oh, sorry.

1013
01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,717
Well, you spilled it now.

1014
01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:51,807
Well, sorry. We got to go back now, right?

1015
01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:05,025
I was married once.

1016
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,907
- Are you kidding me?
- Uh-uh.

1017
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:12,369
- You never told me that?
- I never told anybody that.

1018
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:13,495
Why didn't you tell me?

1019
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
[sighs deeply]

1020
01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,042
How long?

1021
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,710
- Year and a half.
- Yeah?

1022
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,299
I used to feel so bad about it.

1023
01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:27,511
I really...

1024
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:30,182
I thought I wanted that...

1025
01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:32,774
that life. I really...

1026
01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:36,098
And I was...

1027
01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:42,147
I left her. It was awful.

1028
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,114
And then I thought...

1029
01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,908
"Oh, I know I need to be alone.

1030
01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:51,912
I'm convinced. That's what I need to do.
I need to be alone."

1031
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,535
I thought that for sure.

1032
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:55,961
[sighs]

1033
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,416
And then I ended up here...

1034
01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:01,877
with you.

1035
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,090
And I knew.

1036
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,548
Like, "This is my spot.

1037
01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,432
This is where I belong."

1038
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:16,435
Hmm.

1039
01:04:21,441 --> 01:04:22,941
When you first came...

1040
01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:27,277
and you were looking at this apartment

1041
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,284
- when Barry was showing it to you...
- Yeah.

1042
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:30,866
...I saw you.

1043
01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:34,162
Yeah, I didn't want you to get it.

1044
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,115
I know, you looked...

1045
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:39,248
You look weird.

1046
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:40,464
[chuckles]

1047
01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:43,963
Yeah, I mean, I didn't know you were
gonna be a cool guy and everything.

1048
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,553
I told Barry you look like
one of those guys...

1049
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:51,510
you know, you see on he news.
He's got a...

1050
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,638
He's got a freezer full of hands and feet.

1051
01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:58,771
I told Barry, I said,
"Eh, why don't you keep looking?"

1052
01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:03,152
Yeah. [chuckles]

1053
01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:05,691
It's all right.

1054
01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,897
I've seen people
look at me like that in...

1055
01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:09,067
a Rite Aid or something.

1056
01:05:09,155 --> 01:05:11,865
- People look at me like that all the time.
- Yeah.

1057
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,579
Oh, God. We gotta deal with this.

1058
01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:18,956
Oh.

1059
01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:23,455
I mean, it's now or never, so...

1060
01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:25,673
I'll just tell you if you want.

1061
01:05:27,674 --> 01:05:29,684
I don't think
you're gonna like it though.

1062
01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:31,801
- You never know.
- I hope you do.

1063
01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:33,739
- It's "fatty pork."
- No, it's not "fatty pork."

1064
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:35,523
- It's "fatty pork."
- It's not "fatty pork."

1065
01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:36,768
What is it?

1066
01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:37,890
It's nothing.

1067
01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:39,516
Wait.

1068
01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:41,442
Yeah, I did that.

1069
01:05:41,521 --> 01:05:43,151
There's no answer?

1070
01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:44,321
No, there's no answer,

1071
01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:45,779
- but I have a reason.
- Two years?

1072
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:48,529
- Why would you do that to me?
- Because when we do puzzles...

1073
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,994
it's a lot of work and...

1074
01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:53,583
it's hard, but it's fun.

1075
01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:56,158
And there's a finish.
There's something real you can finish.

1076
01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:58,664
I know, but you always look sad
when we'd finish.

1077
01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:00,933
- I don't look sad. No, I don't.
- You always look a little sad.

1078
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,707
You don't see it. I see it.

1079
01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:05,998
We're happy, we're done, we got it.

1080
01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:11,087
And then you get a little sad.
I thought, "You know what?

1081
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:12,891
He'll never get it.

1082
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,555
He'll never get this shirt.

1083
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,136
This will be his favorite shirt."

1084
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,310
[chuckles]

1085
01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:29,525
- Got any other confessions?
- No.

1086
01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,488
I thought you were a killer. I...

1087
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,701
gave you a shirt with no answer.

1088
01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,163
That's it. I'm clean now.

1089
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:39,954
Come on, that's the last one. We got to...

1090
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,589
[Michael sighs]
All right.

1091
01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,125
What's the next step?

1092
01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,427
"Fill the glass
with four ounces of water."

1093
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,522
That's the lethal dose.

1094
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:05,734
And you dilute it.

1095
01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:06,903
[Michael]
Hmm.

1096
01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:09,571
It's bitter, so you're gonna
drink it all at once.

1097
01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:12,401
[Michael groans]

1098
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:15,163
Okay.

1099
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,542
[Andy]
And then...

1100
01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:21,081
in a few minutes,

1101
01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:22,872
- you fall asleep.
- Yeah.

1102
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,918
- And then a few minutes later...
- I remember that part.

1103
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,131
Then there's, um...

1104
01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:33,471
The yellow one is for anti-vomiting.

1105
01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:38,175
That's the thing. If you vomit
this up then it's all for nothing.

1106
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,682
This is for anti-anxiety.

1107
01:07:40,765 --> 01:07:42,015
If you take it and then...

1108
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:44,270
I don't want that.
I want to be in my head.

1109
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,491
- All right, I'll keep this.
- I don't need that but I'll take this.

1110
01:07:48,982 --> 01:07:49,982
All right.

1111
01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:54,066
Takes an hour. After you take that pill...

1112
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,533
I got to wait an hour after?

1113
01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:58,033
You got to wait an hour
for that to take effect, yeah.

1114
01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:00,078
All right, we should have taken...

1115
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,449
[Andy]
Let me go... Hold on. Hold on.

1116
01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,287
- Go ahead.
- Tell me when you swallow it.

1117
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,214
[watch beeps]

1118
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:07,291
Okay.

1119
01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:10,376
Now, so we just wait an hour?

1120
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,340
Hmm. You got to wait an hour.

1121
01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,258
Yeah, you should feel free
to sell the car.

1122
01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:18,933
[sighs]

1123
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:20,012
Yeah, maybe.

1124
01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,847
I don't think
you should be driving, anyway.

1125
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,769
I do think you should keep
my phone though.

1126
01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:27,853
Nah.

1127
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,646
- Nah, I don't want it.
- What do you mean, "nah"?

1128
01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:32,732
Don't you think it's time
you get a phone?

1129
01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,112
Yeah, I'll get one.

1130
01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,109
I don't want yours.

1131
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:42,239
You don't get e-mail right?
You can't get e-mail on it.

1132
01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:44,138
[Michael]
Nothing wrong with my phone.

1133
01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:46,765
[Andy] There's nothing wrong.
I'll keep it. I just want a good one.

1134
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,059
[Michael] You don't even know
how to do e-mail on a phone.

1135
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,562
- You don't know what you're doing.
- It comes with instructions, right?

1136
01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:52,496
[Michael]
Yes.

1137
01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:54,297
- Yeah, don't do that.
- What?

1138
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,922
- What are you doing?
- I'm smelling a tree.

1139
01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,258
- I haven't smelled it before.
- There's bugs.

1140
01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,354
What's it gonna do to me now?

1141
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:05,135
I don't know. There's a lot of larvae
and stuff on there.

1142
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:11,610
There's something I do want
to talk to you about that...

1143
01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:14,904
I don't think you're gonna like...

1144
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,277
[Michael sniffs]

1145
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:18,820
What?

1146
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,489
[Michael sighs]

1147
01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:24,242
I don't believe...

1148
01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:29,038
but if there's an after...

1149
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,537
situation...

1150
01:09:35,755 --> 01:09:40,335
and I could somehow contact you...

1151
01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:46,719
You know, like the woman in the hotel.
She hangs out with her husband, you know.

1152
01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:50,228
She's saying what she feels.
You don't mean real. I mean, that's...

1153
01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:55,318
- That's just in movies and stuff, right?
- But on the...

1154
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:59,320
.001 chance...

1155
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,240
would you want me to...

1156
01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:05,914
contact you?

1157
01:10:10,665 --> 01:10:11,825
This is...

1158
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:13,666
This is a tough one for me.

1159
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,501
- I don't know.
- I could send you a signal.

1160
01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:17,762
- Yeah.
- You know?

1161
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,549
Push the water glass a little bit or...

1162
01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:26,805
- leave you a note in the foggy mirror...
- No. No, don't do that.

1163
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,389
No, no. Do not do that.

1164
01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:32,314
Nothing sudden or, you know...

1165
01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:34,691
Nothing at midnight.

1166
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,772
Yeah.

1167
01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:39,072
No moaning through the vent.
No, "woo."

1168
01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:41,403
Although now...

1169
01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:44,066
What?

1170
01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:47,367
You know, you did now.
Now I'm just gonna think anything weird...

1171
01:10:48,828 --> 01:10:51,748
I'm gonna think it's you.
The wind, it's you.

1172
01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:54,041
The light flickers, it's you.

1173
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:58,335
Let's just pick something right now,
so I know everything else...

1174
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:01,301
That's what I was getting at
in the first...

1175
01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:05,142
[watch beeps]

1176
01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:36,832
[door opens]

1177
01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,296
Oh...

1178
01:11:46,385 --> 01:11:47,385
I'm winded.

1179
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:53,270
[sighs deeply]

1180
01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,657
I just realized something.

1181
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,704
I never talked about...

1182
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,576
where.

1183
01:12:12,286 --> 01:12:13,786
Yeah, no. We didn't.

1184
01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:16,870
I guess you could just...

1185
01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:19,378
- There's no instructions.
- No.

1186
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:27,465
I guess we could do it on the couch.
I mean, I'm here.

1187
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:29,551
Yeah.

1188
01:12:29,637 --> 01:12:31,307
I mean, that makes sense, right?

1189
01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:33,265
It's, uh...

1190
01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,190
- It's our spot.
- It's our place, right? Yeah.

1191
01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:41,381
I don't want to do it on the couch.

1192
01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:43,192
All right. Okay.

1193
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:50,239
If I was on the floor,
I'd be closer to the door.

1194
01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:52,584
- For when...
- If that's what you want.

1195
01:12:54,328 --> 01:12:55,448
I took, you know...

1196
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,245
I don't want to do it on the floor.

1197
01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:02,922
All right.

1198
01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,004
Okay.

1199
01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:07,006
Uh...

1200
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:10,970
Um...

1201
01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,930
- Hmm? You all right?
- Yeah.

1202
01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:18,978
You all right? You want me to...

1203
01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,408
I want to do it in here.

1204
01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:30,778
- On the bed.
- Okay.

1205
01:13:31,282 --> 01:13:32,872
- All right.
- Can you get the drink?

1206
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:35,580
Yeah, okay.

1207
01:15:23,144 --> 01:15:24,144
If you feel...

1208
01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:29,397
It's okay.

1209
01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:44,330
[mumbles]

1210
01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:48,669
[breathes heavily]

1211
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,114
Wanna lay down?

1212
01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:09,569
Yeah.

1213
01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,209
- Should I lay down?
- You wanna lay down?

1214
01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:13,243
Okay. Yeah.

1215
01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:15,399
[Michael breathes heavily]

1216
01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:19,334
Okay. All right. Okay.

1217
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,241
Okay.

1218
01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:25,915
[breathes heavily]

1219
01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,633
What?

1220
01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:34,011
I'm starting to...
I'm shaking a little bit.

1221
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,720
It's okay. It's, uh...

1222
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,720
I'm getting a little scared.

1223
01:16:41,806 --> 01:16:44,806
Yeah, you don't have to be scared.
I think it's gonna be okay.

1224
01:16:44,892 --> 01:16:46,352
I think everything's gonna be okay.

1225
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:50,105
- [cries] I'm scared.
- I don't think you gotta get scared, Mike.

1226
01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:53,362
I think it's gonna be okay.

1227
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,152
[cries]
I shouldn't have taken the pill.

1228
01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:56,236
I know.

1229
01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:58,781
It's gonna be all right.

1230
01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,324
[cries] Yeah, but you don't know.

1231
01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:02,077
No, I do. I do.

1232
01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:05,957
It's gonna be okay, Michael.

1233
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,038
Okay.

1234
01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:09,083
It's okay, man.

1235
01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,666
- It's gonna be okay. All right.
- [cries] Okay.

1236
01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:13,002
I'm okay.

1237
01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:16,007
[breathes heavily]

1238
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,090
Okay.

1239
01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:22,385
[cries] You're doing good.

1240
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,931
Yeah, I know. 'Cause I know.
I got a feeling.

1241
01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:27,135
I got a feeling, man.
I got a feeling about this.

1242
01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:28,386
Give me your hand.

1243
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:31,017
Oh, my God. I'm already...
Give me your hand. Hey.

1244
01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:34,230
I want to tell you I love you.

1245
01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:36,399
[exhales] Okay?

1246
01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:41,156
Okay.

1247
01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:44,409
Okay.

1248
01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:46,413
- It's okay.
- Okay.

1249
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,035
I feel good.

1250
01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:49,122
I feel okay.

1251
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:50,536
You're gonna be okay.

1252
01:17:50,624 --> 01:17:51,754
- You know?
- Okay.

1253
01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:52,964
It's okay, Michael.

1254
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:54,043
Hey...

1255
01:17:54,545 --> 01:17:56,375
- Hey, Andy?
- Yeah?

1256
01:17:57,256 --> 01:18:00,046
I'm gonna close my eyes now, okay?

1257
01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,264
- Yeah?
- Okay?

1258
01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:04,176
- Okay.
- All right.

1259
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:08,603
[exhales heavily]

1260
01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,902
[breathes shakily]

1261
01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:28,039
I love you, too, Michael.

1262
01:18:34,585 --> 01:18:36,585
[Michael exhales heavily]

1263
01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:38,634
[Andy sniffles]

1264
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,085
[Chien on TV]
Are you sure?

1265
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,258
[Liu gasps and groans]

1266
01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:35,969
[Liu groans]

1267
01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:58,459
See you down the road, friend.

1268
01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:31,072
You in C?

1269
01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:35,623
Uh, yeah. We're moving into C.

1270
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:42,538
I'm going over there so...

1271
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,792
Thank you.

1272
01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:45,955
[Andy]
Uh-huh.

1273
01:22:48,839 --> 01:22:51,719
- [woman] So you are in what apartment?
- [Andy] I'm in F.

1274
01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:54,803
- F?
- Yeah, that's upstairs.

1275
01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,507
- Oh, right above us.
- Uh-huh.

1276
01:22:57,598 --> 01:22:58,598
Okay.

1277
01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:03,404
- [woman] Hey, thank you so much.
- All right. Yeah.

1278
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:12,106
You got the best apartment, actually.

1279
01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,739
Oh. You hear that? Best apartment.

1280
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,451
You're lucky, actually,
that you got this one.

1281
01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:29,086
Is that you?

1282
01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:30,798
It's Evan?

1283
01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:32,761
You can answer him. Tell him.

1284
01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:35,469
It's all right.

1285
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,552
He doesn't have to. I'm Andy.

1286
01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:40,392
- Kiersten, hi.
- Okay.

1287
01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,694
So, I guess you like games then,
Evan, huh?

1288
01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,810
- Yeah.
- You ever play Paddleton?

1289
01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:48,862
- Paddleton?
- Yeah.

1290
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:51,493
- No.
- No. 'Cause we made it up.

1291
01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,737
- Yeah.
- How do you play?

1292
01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:56,160
Like, it's like paddle ball,

1293
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:59,410
but you gotta imagine
this whole wall here, right?

1294
01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:00,833
You hit a ball against it.

1295
01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:04,081
And you got to get it into a barrel
that's over here.

1296
01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:05,714
We put a barrel right there.

1297
01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:08,671
And, uh, it doesn't sound
like a lot of fun, but it is.

1298
01:24:09,419 --> 01:24:11,839
It's good. It's fun. Yeah.
I'll show you one day.

1299
01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:13,554
All right.

1300
01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:14,792
[Kiersten] Thank you so much.

1301
01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:17,471
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.

1302
01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:19,973
I got a great
football half-time speech, too.

1303
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,425
- If you ever need it.
- Okay.

1304
01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:23,265
Yeah. It's a good one.

1305
01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:31,073
[upbeat guitar music plays]