Trash Can Yuri!

>Spending time with Trash Can Yuri!
>Having to lift both her and her trash can into your house!
>Her refusing to speak to you when you jokingly call her Yuri the Grouch!
>Making it up to her by writing her a poem on a used wrapper!
>Yuri being so touched that she invites you to join her in the trash can!
>You accept the invitation without a second thought!
>It's a bit cramped, but you don't mind!
>Reaching around in the trash can, only to find a piece of paper!
>On it is a drawing of you and Trash Can Yuri together, both living in the same trash can with two trash can children!
>Yuri stealing the paper right out of your hand! Puffing up and telling you to leave her house!
>She tries to force you out, but the can tips over!
>You fall backwards, with Yuri landing straight on top of you!
>The trash collected in the can rains down upon you, tainting your clean soul!
>Yuri doesn't pull herself up, instead locking eyes with you, explaining that you're now married!
>It turns out, pouring trash on a male and a female is a common marriage ritual in trash-can culture!
>Taking Trash Can Yuri to a landfill for your honey-moon!
>Creating wedding rings out of tamper evident bands!
>Going on dates at the local dumpster!
>Trash Can Yuri!
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>Settling down with Trash Can Yuri by buying a huge dumpster to live in!
>The dumpster isn't as cramped as the trash can was, Yuri hates it at first, not being smushed against you, but she finds ways to recreate that feeling!
>Putting you in an inescapable embrace! Forced to snuggle with Yuri whether you like it or not!
>Lovingly referring to you as her "trash-hubby"!
>Finally starting to get used to this lifestyle!
>Finding some new trashbags to use as pillows and a thick layer of bubblewrap for a blanket!
>Comfy dumpster-life with Trash Can Yuri!
>Calling Yuri your "little racoon", a name she wears with pride!
>Eating old thrown-out leftovers with Yuri!
>Everything was going fine, until garbage-day arrived.
>Fighting off the garbage-men to protect your land!
>Picking up Yuri and charging at them while she attempts to impale them with a broken broom-handle!
>Scaring them off after wounding one of them!
>Heading to bed knowing that you're both safe for another week!
>Being content with the trash-filled paradise you live in, cuddling with Yuri as you pull the bubblewrap over the both of you!