PP17rant

Blackwing hijack. I guess they are good... I guess? I do not know. And what is probably worse is that I do not care. I am too fed up of shoehorned pandering of anything. Same goes to the Masked Hero, who is not even FIRE as a lazy excuse.

Back Jack seems cute but not very good. Needing to hit the Graveyard but being completely useless outside of that might have something to do with it.

The Rose duo seems neat for filthy casual play.
Am I doing it right? Or do I have to be more condescending for absolutely no reason at all?

Junk Giant's Level is too high to Synchro Summon conveniently, and it relies on the opponent to summon itself. Not a fan.

Charon is horribly restricted for no reason at all. Because, apparently, Fusions are not enough of a punishment by themselves. Not a fan of it either.

Perro Perro is funny, but I do not think it is going to be used much.

Number 14... eh, seems cute but not particularily good.

Number 21 was the only card I wanted to get from the ZeXal manga - and it is completely pointless.
As a Rank 6, she is inferior to Gauntlet Launcher.
As for being overlaid on a Rank 5 (by detaching 1 material because I can't get away with anything trololololol), they already had removal against almost anything (face-down cards, face-up cards, any card on the opponent'sfield period, face-up monsters + burn), and Gaia Dragon, the Thunder Charger has existed since early 2012.
They did not even try. Or they tried angering me on purpose.

Number 95 annoys me for a bunch of reasons... one of them is that, unlike Ms. 21, it got a huge meaningful buff and blah blah blah, nobody cares about this.

Tristan and Isolde are cute... I guess. They let you go into the Rank 5+ Zombie Xyz, Tristan can get Isolde from the Graveyard when Normal Summoned, and both of them are compatible with Goblin Zombie. Constant Rank 4s plus a Lancelot and a Zombiestein to deal with other things seems good enough.

Cat Shark annoys me for two reasons. 1, it does not work with Bahamut Shark. And 2, its Type got derailed to be Obedience Schooled "support".

Stardust Re-Spark is whatever. The OPT clause is another waste of ink. You can summon Stardust Warrior with it... for whatever reason you would want to do that.

Parallel Twister is a worse Raigeki Break.

Dragocytus is meh. Its effects contradict each other and its stats... but it seems a better Trident Dragion for Labradorite Dragon.dek.