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  1. You read the slip of paper:
  2. Written in printed handwriting in Morporkian:
  3. Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses and Allied Trades Official Receipt
  4.  
  5. Greetings, Ridget.
  6.  
  7. The following item(s) have been stolen from you, in full accord with the statutes of the guild's charter: a brass broomstick for a total value of A$0.
  8.  
  9.  
  10. Written in an ancient form of the signs in Thieves' cant:
  11. You do not understand the angular text.
  12.  
  13. Written in flowing script in Morporkian:
  14. Important instructions: You must deliver this receipt to a receipts clerk in one of the Thieves' Guild buildings in Ankh-Morpork. The thieves simply cannot be trusted to correctly report what they've stolen, so you must hand in this receipt.
  15.  
  16.  
  17. You read the slip of paper:
  18. Written in printed handwriting in Morporkian:
  19. Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses and Allied Trades Official Receipt
  20.  
  21. Greetings, Ridget.
  22.  
  23. The following item(s) have been stolen from you, in full accord with the statutes of the guild's charter: Ridget's Hauberk for a total value of A$4931.14.
  24.  
  25.  
  26. Written in an ancient form of the signs in Thieves' cant:
  27. You do not understand the angular text.
  28.  
  29. Written in flowing script in Morporkian:
  30. Important instructions: You must deliver this receipt to a receipts clerk in one of the Thieves' Guild buildings in Ankh-Morpork. The thieves simply cannot be trusted to correctly report what they've stolen, so you must hand in this receipt.
  31.  
  32.  
  33. You read the slip of paper:
  34. Written in printed handwriting in Morporkian:
  35. Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses and Allied Trades Official Receipt
  36.  
  37. Greetings, Ridget.
  38.  
  39. The following item(s) have been stolen from you, in full accord with the statutes of the guild's charter: Pink Unicorn Wellies for a total value of A$1104.95.
  40.  
  41.  
  42. Written in an ancient form of the signs in Thieves' cant:
  43. You do not understand the angular text.
  44.  
  45. Written in flowing script in Morporkian:
  46. Important instructions: You must deliver this receipt to a receipts clerk in one of the Thieves' Guild buildings in Ankh-Morpork. The thieves simply cannot be trusted to correctly report what they've stolen, so you must hand in this receipt.
  47.  
  48.  
  49. You read the slip of paper:
  50. Written in printed handwriting in Morporkian:
  51. Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses and Allied Trades Official Receipt
  52.  
  53. Greetings, Ridget.
  54.  
  55. The following item(s) have been stolen from you, in full accord with the statutes of the guild's charter: a pair of iron gauntlets for a total value of A$103.67.
  56.  
  57.  
  58. Written in an ancient form of the signs in Thieves' cant:
  59. You do not understand the angular text.
  60.  
  61. Written in flowing script in Morporkian:
  62. Important instructions: You must deliver this receipt to a receipts clerk in one of the Thieves' Guild buildings in Ankh-Morpork. The thieves simply cannot be trusted to correctly report what they've stolen, so you must hand in this receipt.
  63.  
  64.  
  65. You read the slip of paper:
  66. Written in printed handwriting in Morporkian:
  67. Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses and Allied Trades Official Receipt
  68.  
  69. Greetings, Ridget.
  70.  
  71. The following item(s) have been stolen from you, in full accord with the statutes of the guild's charter: Cheeky Boyshorts for a total value of A$26.85.
  72.  
  73.  
  74. Written in an ancient form of the signs in Thieves' cant:
  75. You do not understand the angular text.
  76.  
  77. Written in flowing script in Morporkian:
  78. Important instructions: You must deliver this receipt to a receipts clerk in one of the Thieves' Guild buildings in Ankh-Morpork. The thieves simply cannot be trusted to correctly report what they've stolen, so you must hand in this receipt.
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