Hanayui no Shou 8-4H

The secret of the calm and clever - 4

[In town]

Ta: By the way, where were you two going?

Se: Eh? That's, uh... You know?

T: Yeah, I've been thinking that they're going to be coming out soon. There's no such thing as too prepared, right?

Se: So we decided to stock up on extermination supplies and stuff.

F: What's wrong? You got tight-lipped all of a sudden...

Ta: Oh, it's a **ach.

G: It's an Initial R.

F: That's unusual, in the middle of a road.

N: Huh? What's wrong, Tougou, Sekka? It's nothing that unusual.

T/Se: *Static noises*

Ta: Oh, so the extermination thing was about roa****?

Se: AAAAAAH, STOP IT! Don't change the placement of the asterisks!

T: I shudder just hearing that word!.. H-how are you all so calm?

G: Well, when you live in an old house, they come out pretty often.

F: For me, it's because Itsuki is afraid of them, so I have to take care of that.

Ta: What's so scary about seeing one in an open place like this?

N: This is a small one anyway. Back home in Okinawa there were a lot of them way bigger...

Se: AAAAAAAAAAH! Don't wanna hear it, don't wanna hear it!

T: They can be even bigger... What a nightmare!

Se: I was thinking of taking a vacation in Okinawa eventually, but I definitely won't be able to go now!

F: Now this is a surprise. To see our calm Sekka so distraught. Have you never seen a c**kr***h?

Se: Don't add more letters to it! These things barely show up in Hokkaido! Did it leave!? Did that one leave already!?

Ta: Oh, it's on the railing now.

Se: GYAAAAAAAH!

F: Heh... Be careful, Sekka. C**kr***hes that move from the floor to the walls...

Se: W-w-w-what do they do?

F: ...They fly.

T/Se: GYAAAAAAAH!

F: Returning Tougou and Sekka who ran away and completely lost it really wore us out. The end.