List of Open Happenings Bingo Possible Slots

Lose to CS team
power rankings get downfragged
more than 10 people post the same thing
product week kills a team
60 deaths
playoffs team dies right before playoffs
open thread degrades into autism
6 ffws for a single team
IM rejects play open
scrim drama
cutting way to top
toxic retard kills team
2+ players cut from same team
emo retard kills team
best player on team gets cut
"high open" team goes even to negative
EU player sleeps through match
50 frags
"yo why is my team ranked so low on power rankings"
team manages to play viaduct 2 matches in a row
"gg even tho x happened"
theorycrafting
nerd essay
2+ players cut from same team
dead low open roster hijacked by sandbaggers
perfection thread derail
player gets ESEA banned
100+ upfrag post
50+ downfrag post
Newbie mix team makes playoffs (looking at you, FRANTIC)
Team only plays Process, Gully and Snake for the whole season
Thread exceeds 100 pages
Sandbaggers/IM Rejects miss out on playoffs
Pyro team
Global whitelist fuckery
FFW/FFL Drama
Open leader gets mutinied
Boxcar kills 2 or more teams
team loses 6v5 match
single team/circlejerk posts the same image 6+ times in a row
new ESEA stats record (most kills, DPM, etc)
600+DPM
more than 5 drops in a single map
inactive player from 5+ seasons ago comes back