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                - >Day drawings in Equestria
 - >You wake up and stretch your back as you walk to the bathroom
 - >You shit and shower...can't shave
 - >Because yesterday's fetish attempt was if you liked fire
 - >That's right. Fire. And instead of having a match she had Spike breath fire onto your magnificent neckbeard
 - >Twilight fixed you up fine but there's no hair there anymore...and there never will be
 - >A single glorius tear is shed
 - >There's a knock on the door
 - >You answer it
 - >Fluttershy is holding a giant pencil
 - Fluttershy what the hell are you doing?
 - >"Are drawings that come to life your fetish?"
 - >She points the tip of the pencil at the sky and...actually draws out a butterfly
 - How did you do that?!
 - >"Shhh."
 - >You watch as the butterfly starts flapping it's wings and flies away
 - That was...
 - >Her ears flatten
 - AWESOME!
 - >She perks up and her wingboners flare
 - >"So can we rut now?!"
 - Fuck no!
 - >Her ears flatten again
 - >"Fine. I guess I'll just have to do this the hard way!"
 - >She points the pencil out in front of her and draws a crude version of herself
 - Fluttershy what in the world are you doing?
 - >"I'm gonna need two of me if I'm gonna rape you."
 - >She finishes the drawing
 - >"I'll call you...Doodleshy!"
 - >It looks around and then at you
 - >It looks back at Fluttershy
 - >"DEAAUGHH!"
 - >It bucks her in the head and takes the pencil
 - >You hear a voice cry out from nowhere
 - >"KNOCKOUT!"
 - >Doodleshy draws a hole and jumps in it
 - >You look around
 - >Nothing looks different
 - >...that can be a terrible thing sometimes
 - >You decide to head into town
 - >As you approach Twilight's Librarytreehouse...thing...you notice some new features
 - >Like the huge dick and balls drawn into the top of the tree
 - >You see the nuts of the massive penis flex
 - OH SHIT!
 - >You try to escape the tidal wave of cum that erupts from Twilight's but you can't
 - >You get swept up in it and crash on top of SugarCube Corner
 - >The semen floods the town
 - >You hear a noise
 - >You turn towards it
 - >Doodleshy has made a ship and seamen from the pencil and is sailing the seven seas of sperm
 - >You rub your eyes in bewilderness
 - What the fuck is going on...
 - >Pinkie floats up next to you and squirts some cum out of her mouth like a fountain
 - >"Hiya Nonny! What's up?"
 - >You resist your urge to vomit
 - Uh...I need to stop that.
 - >You point to Doodleshy
 - >Pinkie puts a hoof up to her face
 - >"Sir yes sir!"
 - >She goes back under the ocean of jizz
 - >Then you see it slowly drain
 - >As the semen level decreases you see a pink blob increase
 - This is disgusting...
 - >When all is left is a little strand or two of semen connecting blades of grass together, you see an enlarged Pinkie with a straw
 - >She burps as you jump down and land face first in the sticky grass
 - >The ship broke into pieces and you can see some bulges in Pinkie that look like they're kicking
 - >You throw up in your mouth a little
 - >Suddenly, Doodleshy is in your face with a gun
 - >You put your hands up
 - Woah woah man...let's think about this...
 - >"DEAUUGHH DOOUUUGHA GOOOOFAS!"
 - >She fires
 - >Confetti explodes all in your face
 - >You just stare at this abomination
 - >She picks up the pencil to draw something else
 - >You grab it and cunt punt her at Pinkie
 - >She hits Pinkie's stomach and Pinkie vomits massive amounts of semen and seamen into the air
 - >Fuck brain you take over
 - >Uhkay!
 - >You draw an unbrella
 - Fuck you brain.
 - >You hold the umbrella over you and get swept away in a current of regurgitated cum
 - >As you lay on your back and drift along the spunk stream the sky becomes a little brighter
 - >Then more. And then more. And then so much that you draw sunglasses and put them on
 - >Sun melts the sunglasses
 - >You put your arm in front of your eyes to protect yourself
 - >Then the flowing stops
 - >You stand up and break the strands of splooge from your back and the ground
 - >Celestia melted it away huh?
 - >You see Doodleshy galloping at you
 - >Well it's not really galloping since Fluttershy drew two legs too short
 - >Okay...she hobbles over to you quickly
 - >You draw a square in front of you
 - >Doodleshy stops at it and touches it
 - >It's a wall
 - >You quickly form a box around her with it
 - >Then you write on the box
 - >"What is 1 divided by 0?"
 - >The box twists in on itself and disappears
 - >It takes Doodleshy with it
 - >You grab your head and walk back home
 - >Today was an average day
 
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