A log between AC and GG

-- avertedscienceConquestmargin [AC] began pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 21:28 --
AC: Hey look it's Octavi Serket
AC: Or whatever that girl from PS2 is called
GG: Octavi Serket?
GG: I am not her!
AC: Whatever
GG: Who are you?
AC: Some guy who thinks he's in an apocalyptic world
GG: So, you aren't in an apocalyptic world at all? :B
AC: No one cares, okay?
GG: Okay, jeez-louise. :B
AC: What the hell?
AC: Did you just call me by a female name?
GG: No! It's a kind of... expression to show you're annoyed or giving up, or something.
AC: Well
AC: My strange word vocabulary just got a +1 upgrade
GG: That's wonderful news! Strange words are difficult to come by, but are indeed amazing.
AC: But others have to learn them too
GG: They will enjoy doing so!
AC: Hmm?
GG: My unusual vocabulary.
GG: They will enjoy learning it.
AC: When what?
AC: When you become the ruler of the world and everyone is listening to you one hundred times?
AC: A day
GG: Hoo hoo, of course not, I won't become the leader of the world. But I will become the leader of the Betty Crocker food corporation.
AC: And what it will do?
AC: Difficult to explain?
GG: What will it do? Do you mean 'what, it will do?' or, 'What will it do?'?
AC: Okay, grammar nerd
AC: What will it do?
GG: The company makes cakes!
AC: The cake is a lie
GG: I don't get it?
AC: Do you actually play video games?
AC: This is a video game meme
GG: I don't play a lot of them.
AC: Ah
AC: Well
AC: I do
AC: So I guess I can't talk to you using video game memes, right?
GG: You could, but I wouldn't understand them!
AC: And then you would talk in what?
AC: Baking recipes?
GG: Hoo hoo, that would be nice, if I could even make up a conversation based on recipes!
AC: Bake a word in 300 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 minutes that you take to respond
GG: The word would be an amazingly long one.
GG: Such as 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia'!
AC: Congratulations
AC: +2
GG: It means 'the fear of long words'.
GG: Rather ironic. :B
AC: For what else there will be fears
GG: There are fears for everything.
AC: Scientists make up words for fears so that they could classify as much people as possible as having a fear
GG: There is a fear for suspecting a duck may be watching you at any possible time!
AC: As if that will ever happe
AC: *happen
GG: Apparently, it may.
AC: Then why people would become paranoid over it
AC: Because they're stupid?
GG: Perhaps!
AC: So let's say that I'm a person that would not reduce my life for fearing a duck behind me
AC: Or gaining any other -phobia
GG: I'm sure you have a phobia, too!
AC: You're sure
AC: Your logical deduction
AC: Since "every human has a phobia" and "I am human", "I have a phobia"
GG: Yes!
GG: That is my deduction.
AC: Well
AC: Can't say you're not trying to be logical
AC: That is to say
AC: If I cared for logic even in the slightest
GG: Logic is the only constant thing.
AC: Hmm
GG: hmm?
AC: Even with logic being the universal constant there will be people who don't care
GG: And not caring about logic is simply absurd and a waste of time!
AC: Or you think so
AC: Every mind is relative
GG: But, if logic is always constant, and one were to doubt logic, they are doubting a constant fact.
AC: Okay, let's not get down to a philosophical conversation
AC: How about "okay, let's not get down to any type of conversation at all"
AC: And yes, I was deliberately meta
GG: I'm sorry, I'm busy! :B I was making cake.
AC: And I have a perfect reason to end this conversation, because my ideologies, again, include the phrase "the cake is a lie"
GG: I don't even understand the phrase!
AC: There's this game where an artificial intelligence taunts you with cake
AC: And a rebel escapee who went insane and was about to marry a metal cube wrote "the cake is a lie" on walls
AC: Repeatedly
GG: I see...
GG: Actually, I don't.
GG: It sounds hectic.
AC: Well
AC: You have to accept video games are like that
GG: This only deterrs me from playing them.
AC: Well
AC: Such things I think are perfect for plots for a game
AC: Or any work of fiction
GG: Then, you can stick to playing your games and reading your fiction!
AC: And you can stick to baking cakes and talking in long words
GG: Just the way I like it.
AC: Well
AC: Everyone has their preferences
AC: Okay since this conversation isn't going anywhere I will henceforth assume it has already ended
AC: Goodbye
GG: Oh?
GG: Well, goodbye, if you insist.
AC: :)
-- avertedscienceConquestmargin [AC] ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 22:18 --