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The tents so big in ya pants babeh.
It goes all the way to France babyeh
Gona bring my ******* for a dance baybeh.
The tents so big in ya pants.
If theres a housing  crisis then there isn't anymore.
Theres a pole in the middle made of wood, we should all dance around it.
The tents so big in ya pants baybeh!
Gonna bring my ****** for a dance baybeh.
We're gonna wash that pole.
We're gonna wash that pole.
Scrub that pole.
Wash that pole.
THE TENTS SO BIG IN YA PANTS BAYBEH!

This song is dedicated to: The shit lay (which is probably all of you)
Uh... uh... uh... uh... (shes masturbating)
Position #1 seemed like alot of fun. But it really wasn't what I thought it was when we were done!
Position #2 my special after you. Don't wanna take you all the way cus theres still more to do!
Number 3 wasn't me! It ended suddenly.
Number 4 was a bore. You left me wanting more!
So leave the rest to the best...
POSITION NUMBER 9! POSITION NUMBER 9! POSITION NUMBER 9!
OHHH YEAH! OHHH YEAH! OHHH YEAH!
Position #5 was just a bump and grind. Just a tease and never please my freaky state of mind.
Position #6 a temporary fix... gotta take me further so that I can get my kicks.
Number 7 was a rush. But it just wasn't enough!
Number 8 wasn't great! You never knew I'd faint.
POSITION NUMBER 9! POSITION NUMBER 9! POSITION NUMBER 9!
OHHH YEAH! OHHH YEAH! OHHH YEAH!
Do it like this. Now switch. Do it like that. Now switch.
Uh... are you done? Uh... ain't that a bitch!
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh...
Our moving parts should be well lubricated. To avoid a FRICTION FIRE.
In case of an emergency... there are two fire extinquishers located on each side of my chest!
Uh... uh... uh..

Don't don't! Don't want no ugly mother sucker!
Fucken qatardians.
Are you fucken QATARDED?
What? Qatarded?
Yes its a retard mixed with a muslim.
Retarded muslim?
Yes! Arabs!
Oh arab scum.
Their ugly enough as it is, the retardation only makes it worse.
So thats why they always wear those things over their faces...
They can't even look at each OTHER without half choking on their own spew.
Call me racist, but I'm only stating a fact.

Your the first thing! And the last thing on my mind!
Good girls love rude boys. And rude boys love good girls.
First thing I wake up, its breakfast time! Time to suck the big wet dreaming cocka doodle doo!
First thing I wake up, ya on my mind. First thing I wake up, ya on my waist.

As the US Prime Minister Id like 2 announce 2 the world IM COSTIPATED.
We call him Amar. It means Naked One.

HOW DARE THOU! My burger! No ONE eats MY burger... and lives!
You people are OBSESSED with SHIT.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!
Now time to FLY up your vaginal entrance!
Too bad mine ISN"T GREEN! Its purple you racist pig.
DUN BE SCARED OF BIG RED CUM BALL. It just has a LITTLE blood in it.

OH MY GOD I'M TRYING TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER SO GO AHHHH WAAAY!!
THAT MEANS YOU TOO !!!
MY HAND IS RIGHT NEAR YOUR FUCKEN FACE!
So I WRAP MY FIST around your COCK and TWIST FUCK YOU until you HAVE A HEART ATTACK!