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- >Day Evening in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Rolling down the dirt road to Ponyville in a wheelchair that was made for a larger mammal.
- >A small cloud of smoke is building above Fluttershy’s cottage.
- >She’s bound to wake up soon.
- >As you roll into town, a white shape begins to come into view.
- >The smell of marshmallow comes wafting gently on the breeze.
- >Avoiding the Earth Pony Pride Bonfire, you make a sharp left turn.
- >And all too late, you notice the ground in front of you is no longer there.
- >A gentle breeze pushes you forward.
- Fuck.
- >You rocket down the hill, wheels beginning to glow a bright orange.
- [INSERT GIRLYSCREAM.MP3]
- >Everything begins to merge into a blur of color.
- >Except for Sugarcube Corner.
- >It’s coming into focus at a frightening pace, getting larger as each second goes by.
- >Your hands reach for the wheels, but the heat and speed forces you to retract.
- >The Corner is about 20 meters away now.
- So this is how it all ends?
- >15 meters.
- Smashed to death by a giant gingerbread house?
- >8 meters.
- >The wheels have caught on fire, and you can feel the hair being singed from your arms.
- >3 meters.
- >You’re filled with fear, but you put a smile on your face.
- >No need to die with a broken dick AND a lack of dignity, right?
- >2 meters.
- >A soft blue glow envelops you and the wheel chair.
- >1 meter.
- >You are now Fluttershy.
- >Normally you’d be looking for Anon right now, but that is being put off till later.
- >Right now, you’re heading over to PurpleSma-
- >I mean, Twilight Sparkle’s house/library/tree.
- >You notice that the lights are out, but this is important.
- Wake up, T-twilight.
- >No response.
- >You walk away and face the library.
- >You needed this done now.
- >You spread your wings out to their full span.
- >With a loud *fwoosh*, you lift into the air.
- Wakey-wakey.
- >You fly towards the door as fast as you can.
- >Eyes tearing up from the speed of your flight.
- >That door is COMING THE FUCK DOWN!
- >*pomf*
- >The door still stands.
- D-darn.
- >Guess you’ll have to come back tomorrow, huh?
- >As if by magic, the door creaks open, revealing a very tired purple unicorn.
- >”What the hell do you want Fluttershy?”
- O-oh! Umm…it’s a Code 37.
- >A purple haze flows over the both of you, and with a loud crack, you disappear.
- >You are now Anon.
- >The blue glow has lifted you into the air, and changed your momentum.
- >You’re now doing backflips about 2 meters above the ground, holding desperately onto the handles.
- >As you spin, you can make out a few brightly colored streaks.
- >One is white and purple, and the other is black and purple.
- >Could it be?
- RARITY! GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!
- >”How dare you take that tone with me?”
- >Yup. It’s Rarity.
- >”You could at the very least use your manners.”
- PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
- >You begin to slow down, and Rarity shoos away the black and purple figure, which waddles off into the distance.
- >The chair lowers gently to the floor, and you catch a fleeting glimpse of the mysterious figure.
- >Is that Spike in a leotard?
- I think so brain.
- >”Who are you talking to Anon?”
- >Damn. You’re doing it again.
- No one.
- >There’s a fluttering noise in the distance.
- Shit…I gotta go. Have fun with Spike!
- >As you roll away, Rarity’s irises shrink to pinpricks.
- >”H-how d-d-d-d-di-d-did”
- >”So it WAS Spike!” You think as you roll away.
- >Looks like you’re getting some free clothes.
- >You are now Fluttershy.
- >The mist floats away into the darkness, illuminated only by a soft purple glow.
- Oh d-dear.
- >The violet light begins to fade as five small, crimson lights begin to appear.
- >The candles form a pentagon, and Twilight sits in the center, staring you down.
- >”Code 37 is a very serious thing to ask me for, Fluttershy.”
- >Her eyes are boring into your very being.
- >”Are you sure that you can pay the price for my services?”
- y-yes.
- >Twilight looks at you with greedy eyes.
- >You reach a hoof under your left wing, pulling out a sticky, rope-like object.
- >You wave it before her face, trying not to laugh at her confusion.
- I d-don’t need to tell anyone about the linguine accident, do I?
- >The candles flare up around her at the mention of the incident.
- >”NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!”
- >Despite the ferocity of the flames and the anger in her voice, you can see the brief flashes of panic in her eyes.
- >Checkmate.
- Alright, then; how about you give me what I want, and nopony will find out about the accident?
- >Her irises have shrunk alongside the candle flames.
- >”Fine.”
- >You are now Anon.
- >After avoiding three other Earth Pony Pride Marshmallow Roasts, you have finally made it home.
- >From the smell of things, they were making the s’mores of the Gods.
- >You’ll have to get Pinkie to make you some.
- >The house looks just as bad as when you left.
- >You paid Pinkie and Applebloom to build it, giving them the blueprints to FallingWater, and your old house on Earth, as inspiration.
- >After one long month of living at the Library, you were finally able to see their handiwork.
- >The outside was beautiful beyond belief, and had a balcony overlooking the town.
- >But then Applebloom walked outside.
- >Blank flank, and babbling on about being a chocolatier.
- >The place looked like Willy Wonka’s summer home.
- >It was surreal.
- >Making your way up the steps, folded wheelchair in front of you, you reached for the peppermint doorknob.
- >There were streamers draped across the room.
- >A plate of slightly moldy s’mores on the table.
- >And in the chocolate fountain; a sleeping Pinkie and Gummy.
- Fuckin’ Pinkie.
- >Shutting off the fountain, and placing a blanket over the duo, you walk up the stairs and roll onto the bed.
- I’ll throw out the s’mores in the morning.
- >You are now Fluttershy
- >Having successfully blackmailed Twilight, you are now listening to her talk about Code 37.
- >”Now Fluttershy, you’ll have to keep in mind that this is not an exact magic.”
- >”There could be mental, or even physical, changes that may manifest.”
- >She is flipping through a large book as she tells you this.
- >After a few seconds of searching, she has found the right page.
- >”Okay. Now; how many do you need?”
- >Your mind draws back to the note Anon left on your fridge.
- I n-need ninety-nine of them.
- >A purple glow envelops her horn, and a sharp pain stings your front leg.
- >Looking down, your eyes go wide as you see a large needle pushing an unknown liquid into your body.
- WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT?
- >The syringe empties, and it disappears along with the glow around Twilight’s horn.
- >”It’s a sedative.”
- Will it h-hurt that bad?
- >”A drop of water is to the ocean, as a needle-prick is to the pain you’re about to feel.”
- >You feel your heart drop.
- >Can you really do this?
- >Withstand all this pain for your beloved Anon?
- >Yes.
- >You work The Stare on Twilight.
- Do it, filly.
- >A bubbling, green and purple glow surrounds her horn, with streaks of black highlighting the brighter colors.
- >A purple mist streams out of her eyes.
- >She touches her horn to your side, and the bubbling aura covers your body.
- >You feel your body stretch and tear.
- >The room goes black as you begin to feel your bones splitting.
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