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- from /roommates/ - The Goose With The Big Caboose
- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/46858746/#46904837
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- >An AU of Mike and all the rest of the cast as 4th graders comes to mind, with the older members of the cast in the appropriate grades
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- Interesting idea but I have another if you don't mind:
- >AU where Mike as himself still comes over to this new world except the "apartments" that would accept him double as a big day care.
- >To help pay rent, he doubles as an over glorified babysitter and as the resident security guard when the place closes down.
- >Due to how neurotic some of the kids are, they either don't pay any mind to his looks or think he's the shit BECAUSE of them (thanks for that lil Bon).
- >Some of his hijinks include helping the teacher/main daycare worker give some kids their meds and food and other hijinks include chasing away the weird pizza people that want to slap advertising everywhere for their restaurant.
- >That's not even getting into the weirder stuff but at least Mike has a roof over his head.
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- I'm down only if we can get sun and moon in some way.
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- Not that anon, but an idea: Twin assistants that both have a part time job at the daycare thing and never are on the job at the same time so Mike can't tell they're 2 people
- Would the kids recognise they're different people though? Just to shit on Mike
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- The DJ dude is around too. Not sure if he should be around kids but he is pretty good with them but scares most people.
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- I am that an anon but what >>46909695 said was pretty much really close to what I was going to say.
- Also gives way to the kids giggling every time "Mister Safety" (because they can't say Schmidt right without calling him "Mister SHIT") calls the one twin the wrong name.
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- DJ MM drops his music man kids off at the daycare? lul
- >>46909836
- Eyyyy, nice! Great minds think alike and all that jazz. It's a nice trope, cheesey and wholesome.
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- Also following on from the Mister Safety, at least one of the kids needs to call him Mister Shit all the time. Maybe peanut because he's silly?
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- >Peanut has a little lisp and he was taught to always try to be proper to his teachers and caretakers.
- >So, it leads to him refusing to call Mike by a nickname...while also constantly calling him 'Mishter Shit".
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