Game 1
Head Collector: afk
Head Collector: so we can reamke
Head Collector: !!
Head Collector: xD
Head Collector: Got her.
Head Collector: Can I blue, or do you need Kayle?
Head Collector: wp
Head Collector: oh
Head Collector: He ganked me for a fourth time.
Head Collector: Rip.
Head Collector: 404Kaylenotfound
Head Collector: WQHY
Head Collector: WIULD
Head Collector: YOU
Head Collector: PUSH
Head Collector: THE
Head Collector: LANE
Head Collector: IUT
Head Collector: WHEN
Head Collector: IT
Head Collector: JUST
Head Collector: RESET
Head Collector: IT WAS SETUP FOR ME PERFECT
Head Collector: NOW IT SLOW PUSHES INTO HER
Head Collector: YOU FUCKING BR ASS
Head Collector: FUCKING TRASH
Head Collector: BRONZEI
Head Collector: CAN'T GANK AND YOU DO THAT STUPID SHIT?
Head Collector: uh
Head Collector: oh
Head Collector: ganked again
Head Collector: About to just afk.
Head Collector: So we lose.
Head Collector: :)
Head Collector: I don't solo carry in silver. If you can't pull your own weight you don't deserve to win.
Head Collector: Useless fucking Kayle.
Head Collector: I'm on 6.
Head Collector: lol
Head Collector: Useless fucking cunts.
Head Collector: I'm shitting on Syndra, but they're camping me.
Head Collector: She's 1/4/0
Head Collector: and down 50 cs.
Head Collector: even with Kayle pushing my wave out.
Head Collector: But i'm legit about to just afk.
Head Collector: Because this is pathetic.
Head Collector: lol
Head Collector: 5 mid
Head Collector: Go fucking figure.
Head Collector: Fuck off and help me.
Head Collector: One more time and I leave.
Head Collector: nah
Head Collector: fuck you guys.
Head Collector: I'm solo.
Head Collector: 'bgh fdFCTDYMN VU\
Head Collector: gb ngfcdtmuyjt
Head Collector: ghfbhyun 6
Head Collector: un tfrny7gm
Head Collector: hnbn
Head Collector: ybh bvgfh
Head Collector: nh
Head Collector: gthfnr
Head Collector: hbr5e4
Head Collector: 45edrgvy
Head Collector: by45eh
Head Collector: WHERE
Head Collector: THE
Head Collector: FUCK
Head Collector: R
Head Collector: ARE
Head Collector: YOIU
Head Collector: EVEN
Head Collector: LITERALLY FIVE V ONE
Head Collector: WHER ETHE FUCK ARE YOU CANCEROUS FAGGOTS
Head Collector: WHAT ELO ARE YOU
Head Collector: What is this team?
Head Collector: is this bronze?
Head Collector: Can we just ff?
Head Collector: if only you were good.
Head Collector: lol
Head Collector: God Fiora is so skilled.
Head Collector: She totally outplayed me there.
Head Collector: I don't get blues.
Head Collector: you don't get red.
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Head Collector: They got us.
Head Collector: We lose.
Head Collector: It's okay.
Head Collector: I'm good.
Head Collector: and landed the 5 man ult.
Head Collector: Like I always do.
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Game 2
Head Collector: I'm first time.
Head Collector: sigh
Head Collector: don';t
Head Collector: hit
Head Collector: the
Head Collector: wave
Head Collector: fvgre
Head Collector: v rt\
Head Collector: THt
Head Collector: fgd
Head Collector: dtgesh
Head Collector: hbhr
Head Collector: rrdeset
Head Collector: d56tynn r
Head Collector: 'r
Head Collector: UIT
Head Collector: WAS
Head Collector: OPUSHUG
Head Collector: INTO ME
Head Collector: YOU FUCKIGN BOSOTED APE
Head Collector: FDSIJ KLPDFUH RBSTKLNDFPKRMPEFKDW,E
Head Collector: DEWSTF
Head Collector: GTYVFB
Head Collector: 'BTY
Head Collector: REH
Head Collector: FGVYTF
Head Collector: TERHY'
Head Collector: EYRT
Head Collector: I LEGIT JUST FUCING ASKED HIM
Head Collector: TO NOT TOUCH THE WAVE
Head Collector: IT WAS SLOW PUSHING INTO ME
Head Collector: WHICH IS A HUGE ADVANTAGE
Head Collector: AND HE DOES TI FUCKING ANYWAYS
Head Collector: LFUCING
Head Collector: I'm about
Head Collector: f
Head Collector: to
Head Collector: aafk
Head Collector: that
Head Collector: is
Head Collector: the
Head Collector: fiuth
Head Collector: ganjk
Head Collector: all
Head Collector: lee
Head Collector: does
Head Collector: is
Head Collector: push
Head Collector: m,y
Head Collector: ave
Head Collector: out
Head Collector: I wanna afk.
Head Collector: WHO GIVES A FUCK IF I'M, BETTER THAN AHRI
Head Collector: WHEN I JUST GET FUCKIGN VI ULTED ACROSS THE MAP
Head Collector: 0/1/2 ASS BITCH
Head Collector: just ff20
Head Collector: yup
Head Collector: we lose
Head Collector: it's over.
Head Collector: Just ff.
Head Collector: 20
Head Collector: no chance
Head Collector: t winning this
Head Collector: I legit just get camped every game
Head Collector: 15 game losing streak
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Head Collector: This gaame is fucking
Head Collector: stupid
Head Collector: Time to start looking for a game to replace League.
Head Collector: I can't deal with this anymore. 15 game losing streak. Camped every game.
Head Collector: No matter which lane I play.
Head Collector: it's not even fun anuymor
Head Collector: kys
Head Collector: fucking
Head Collector: faggot
Head Collector: 3 deaths
Head Collector: 3 vi ganks
Head Collector: Fucking off yourself
Head Collector: Say Joy lane
Head Collector: Say Joy Lane.
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Head Collector: Ye do it. May as well get banned after I quit. This isn't even a skill absed game anymore.
Head Collector: It's rng.
Head Collector: You either win with a good team, or you lose.
Head Collector: You can't solo carry anymore. Every patch is targeted to stop that.
Head Collector: You're at the mercy of a fucking queue.
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Head Collector: Anyone wanna buy a Collector's Edition League acc with Human Ryze?
Head Collector: Human Ryze alone is worth a thousand.
Head Collector: most rare skin in game.
Head Collector: Nope.
Head Collector: Look it up.
Head Collector: I have Pax Jax and Sivir.
Head Collector: I also have championship Riven.
Head Collector: Look up most valuable league skin.
Head Collector: I'm on perma tilt.
Head Collector: I dropped from gold 3.
Head Collector: To silver 13 in fifteen games.
Head Collector: I'm ready to just quit.
Head Collector: Look at my rank last season.
Head Collector: l33 afk
Head Collector: h3h3
Head Collector: Report this whole cancer team.
Head Collector: You aint' even good.
Head Collector: LOL
Head Collector: I'd destroy you head on.
Head Collector: 1v1 me :)
Head Collector: oh
Head Collector: Point and click
Head Collector: H3h3
Head Collector: Pr0
Game 3
Head Collector: what
Head Collector: smh
Head Collector: She lived.
Head Collector: dotdotdot
Head Collector: ok
Head Collector: this is cancer.
Head Collector: Galio actually gets Lux kills on me.
Head Collector: Lee sin just dies to Lux.
Head Collector: about to afk
Head Collector: xD
Head Collector: how did lux get this fed
Head Collector: ffs
Head Collector: lol
Head Collector: ganked again
Head Collector: I didn't even feed Lux
Head Collector: No.
Head Collector: You guys first
Head Collector: gave her FB
Head Collector: on that roam
Head Collector: then
Head Collector: Gali ganksd me
Head Collector: theN I came back to lane
Head Collector: and he ganked agaian
Head Collector: then you dove her
Head Collector: and died to her
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Head Collector: There are 3 people in my lane on their team anytime I try to farm.
Head Collector: Silver huh?
Head Collector: I just fucking
Head Collector: made them, look dumb
Head Collector: You boosted monkey.
Head Collector: Kys kog
Head Collector: 1v1
Head Collector: me
Head Collector: rn
Head Collector: After this game.
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Head Collector: IF ONLY
Head Collector: YOU GUYS
Head Collector: WERE GOOD
Head Collector: LOL
Head Collector: I DO 70% OF BOTH OF THEIR AP
Head Collector: h3h3
Head Collector: xD
Head Collector: 1v1 me
Head Collector: :)
Head Collector: 1v1 me.
Head Collector: 1v1 me.
Head Collector: 1v1 me.
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Head Collector: th3y g0t m3 g00d
Head Collector: must be gold or something
Head Collector: h3h3 xD
Head Collector: ur dead
Head Collector: l0l
Head Collector: wrecked
Head Collector: r3kt
Head Collector: d4rn
Head Collector: u g0t m3
Head Collector: l00ks like we l0s3
Head Collector: brb
Head Collector: darn
Head Collector: they ended.
Head Collector: almost like kog got caught
Head Collector: and lost us the game
Head Collector: ALmost like Kog got caught and costed us the game.
Head Collector: xD