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spaghetti time

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Feb 17th, 2019 (edited)
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  1. REMEMBERED:
  2. [rummaging around in cabinet]
  3. [quietly] "Cabinet... fucking... *gasp!*"
  4. [grabs box of spaghetti]
  5. "Spaghetti!"
  6. [shakes box]
  7. [high pitched] "Spaghetti!"
  8. "Oh my god! OH MY GOD SPAGHETTI!"
  9. [runs over to stove]
  10. "SPAGHETTI!!"
  11. [throws entire box directly into pot]
  12. "This is an extreme hunger."
  13. [lifts pot with box still inside]
  14. "LET'S DO THIS!!!"
  15.  
  16. ACTUAL:
  17. [rummaging around in cabinet]
  18. [quietly] "Cabinet... fucking... *gasp!*"
  19. [grabs box of spaghetti]
  20. [high pitched] "Spaghetti!"
  21. [even more high pitched] "Spaghetti!"
  22. [shakes box]
  23. "Oh my god!"
  24. [runs over to stove]
  25. "OH MY GOD SPAGHETTI!"
  26. [lifts pot]
  27. "This is an extreme hunger."
  28. "SPAGHETTI!!"
  29. [throws entire box directly into pot]
  30. [lifts pot with box still inside]
  31. "LET'S DO THIS!!!"
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