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- Okay, welcome back. Last week
- we were talking about
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- some of the stuff that you are
- fed from the time you were born
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- and the, the facts that we accept
- as facts and we never stop and go.
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- Wait a second,
- um, is that true?
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- We never stop and try to think
- outside the box
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- and try to live our lives
- as free thinkers.
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- We're living our lives
- as programmed robots.
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- Uh, I know, it's a little
- dramatic, but it's true, too.
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- How often do you stop and
- question the things around you
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- and just try to think outside
- the box?
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- Um, so, uh, jumping back into
- Hollow Earth Theory.
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- 1692, an astronomer named Edmond
- Halley says the Earth is hollow.
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- Wow! It is?
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- Yes, it is. It may, in fact..
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- Huh.
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- Oh, look at that.
- Nice old guitar.
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- Yes, it's just been sitting in
- my uncle's attic collecting dust.
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- I clean it up a little bit.
- I mean, it looks good.
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- - It's got, like, a little..
- - Yeah. Yeah.
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- - Minor..
- - Yeah, I mean, it's a.. You know, it's in good shape.
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- - It's an antique.
- - It is an antique. It's a Silvertone guitar.
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- This was a, a sort of a cheap
- guitar back when they were around.
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- Almost a department-store
- guitar. Like a Kay guitar.
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- - Really?
- - You know, a Kay guitar? They sell 'em at Sears.
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- - Oh. Really?
- - So, yeah. I mean, it's in, it's in pretty good shape.
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- I always bragged about this guitar.
- But it was just a.. I thought it was..
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- Well, you know, it doesn't, it
- doesn't have to be
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- a great guitar for someone to have
- a an amazing relationship with it.
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- - Do you know what I mean?
- - I guess, yeah.
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- So given that it was not ever
- an expensive guitar
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- though it's aged okay.
- Uh, it's not..
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- It's a niche market, you know? I mean,
- I have to find a buyer for this guitar.
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- - Mm-hmm.
- - What do you got in here?
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- - I have some brand-new boots.
- - Oh. Actually..
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- - From.. Made, hand-made in Mexico.
- - Boots in the boot-box.
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- Yeah. They're like.. I think they're
- lizard skin or something. Yeah.
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- These are nice.
- That's a good brand.
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- Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Nope.
- Not quite brand new. Huh?
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- I tried 'em on.
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- - Hey.
- - Ah-a-hah!
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- Hey.
- Hey. Hey!
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- Oh. Yeah. Oh, shit!
- Just.. I was..
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- - I got a customer.
- - Yeah.
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- I mean, I mean, I know you got
- the earphones in, but you know,
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- your mouth still makes
- the noises.
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- - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- - That's..
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- He's got a problem.
- Okay. So..
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- I can give you, let's say..
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- How about a 100 bucks
- for both of 'em?
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- - It's a good price. We're the, we're..
- - Yeah?
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- You're gonna try to sell this by yourself?
- What are you gonna do with these boots?
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- - Yeah.
- - They, they.. I mean, they're nice, but they were used.
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- - You need the money, right?
- - Yeah. Yeah.
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- - What do you say?
- - Okay. Yeah. I mean..
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- Yeah. There you go. Hundred dollars richer.
- Hold on. Let's just do our paperwork.
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- Can you give me your driver's license? I'll give
- it to the kid to see if he can do some work.
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- Yeah. Sure.
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- Thank you. Hey.
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- Oh.
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- You just sign that top X here?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- You're not screwing me?
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- - I'm not screwing you.
- - Okay.
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- - Ben.
- - I trust you.
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- - Take care, man.
- - Alright, thanks.
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- - Good doing business.
- - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You, too.
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- - Hey.
- - Appreciate it.
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- Yeah. Yeah. You got it.
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- Thanks.
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- Mel.
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- There he is. What's up, Jimmy?
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- Nothin' much, man.
- Unsweet, just like you like.
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- Thank you, buddy. So who's watching the
- store? You just leave it open over there?
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- Oh, man. Of course, I did.
- Left the register open, too.
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- Let it air out. That's what you
- do when you pay your insurance.
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- - Yeah.
- - You mind if I charge this thing up, man?
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- Sure, man. Hold on.
- Right here.
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- Awkwardly-placed plug.
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- Almost ended up
- with Southern-fried iPhone.
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- - You know you don't want that.
- - Nah.
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- Look at this thing.
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- It's old and was never a good
- guitar,
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- but now, it's a, it's an antique
- amazing guitar.
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- Ugh!
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- Ugh! That, uh.. You gotta be..
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- All day. All day.
- I get this, man.
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- How do I get a job like that?
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- You might have it.
- You need a job like that?
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- - Heh-heh-heh.
- - You want it?
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- Let me, Le... let me see what's
- left in the register.
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- - Okay.
- - I'm gonna leave this here.
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- Okay, man. How much I owe you
- for the tea?
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- - Ah, just put it on my tab.
- - Alright. Alright.
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- You know I got my eye on that
- bugle in the back.
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- Oh, yeah. That bugle's got your
- name on it, buddy.
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- Thanks.
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- Oh, hey. Uh..
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- Hey, Mel, you, um, you want me to
- take that stuff back to holding?
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- - You mean this stuff?
- - Yeah.
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- No, I got it, apparently.
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- Alright. I'll just.. I'll fill
- out the paperwork.
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- Yeah, why don't you fill out
- the paperwork?
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- Okay.
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- Is that boots and a guitar.
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- What kind of guitar is it?
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- Okay.
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- - Somebody there?
- - I know.
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- Is the door locked?
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- Oh.
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- - Hello?
- - Hello?
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- Hello.
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- It looks exactly the same.
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- Oh!
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- - Uh..
- - Hi, guy.
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- That's my papa, Joe.
- Next to my daddy.
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- - They look like twins.
- - No way!
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- - What?
- - He said he quit.
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- Ew! Is that gum?
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- - Well, yeah. That's his signature move.
- - Hm.
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- We used to go out to
- restaurants, he'd order a meal
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- he'd take it out and put it
- right on the plate.
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- And then he'd eat his meal
- and then put it right back in.
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- Look how..
- Cute you are!
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- Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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- Aww..
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- Oh, that was at my Aunt
- Dee-dee's ranch.
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- Mm-hmm. Sweetie,
- see why we gotta..
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- - I know.
- - Look how cute she is.
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- Isn't it weird seeing some of
- this stuff?
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- It's like, feels like a dream.
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- I should've visited more.
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- - Why didn't I do that?
- - I don't know.
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- Well, what can you do?
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- You hungry?
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- I'm scared to look in there. Oh.
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- Oh, my God!
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- Hello.
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- Hello?
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- - Hey. Hi.
- - Hello.
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- Huh! Hi.
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- - Hi.
- - Sorry.
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- - Sorry.
- - Hi there.
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- - We didn't mean to scare you.
- - Oh, it's okay. That's alright.
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- Ahem. Well, um, you must be Mr.
- Everly's, uh, granddaughter.
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- - That I am.
- - Well, hi there. My name is Phyllis.
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- - Hi.
- - We've got a couple of details we could go over.
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- So why don't y'all just take a seat at the
- table and we'll get right down to it. Okay?
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- - Alright.
- - Uh-huh. I'll be right in there.
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- Hey, Nathaniel.
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- Oh, hey, Deirdre.
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- How are you doin'?
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- Good. How are you?
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- Good. Good.
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- - Ugh!
- - Is Mel around?
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- Yeah. No. He's just in the back. He's,
- he's putting some stuff in holding.
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- Okay, cool. Cool.
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- You look good.
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- Well, thanks.
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- Hey,
- you still makin' those poems?
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- Oh, yeah. It's kind of what
- keeps me going, you know?
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- Well, can I hear one?
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- - You wanna hear one?
- - Yeah.
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- That is so sweet.
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- Um, well, I have the book with me.
- I always have it with me. So..
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- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
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- Let me see
- what I can dig up here.
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- No. No, no. Not that one.
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- Ooh. I hate all these.
- Why don't I just write you one?
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- - Okay. Yeah.
- - Okay.
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- That sounds good.
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- 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:06,618
- I just need to talk to him
- for a second. Quick second.
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- Yeah.
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- 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,155
- It's really good to see you,
- though.
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- It's really good to see you,
- too.
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- 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:14,025
- Can't believe it's, uh,
- been so long.
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- You know?
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- Wow! Nice boots.
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- It's new?
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- Those the ones that guy just
- came, uh, came in with?
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- 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:49,294
- She's just writing me a poem.
- So..
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- Okay.
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- Gotta sign it.
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- 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,583
- - There you go.
- - Thank you.
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- 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,691
- So, you owe me dinner.
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- When are you gonna come over and cook
- for me? Have you ever had his guacamole?
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- - Nope.
- - It is amazing.
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- 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,464
- He's still got a little New
- Mexico in him.
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- I don't think that'd be a very
- good idea.
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- Fair enough.
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- I'm not letting you off the
- hook, though, that easy.
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- 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:41,246
- I'm gonna keep trying 'cause you
- do owe me that fuckin' dinner.
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- 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,084
- What, what's goin' on, Dee?
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- Um..
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- Stuck on there.
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- 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,469
- Really?
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- 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,372
- It's, uh..
- Uh, it's not for keeps.
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- 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,541
- You can't keep it.
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- 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:12,377
- This ring, though?
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- 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,312
- What else do I have?
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- 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,514
- It's all I have, and, uh,
- I know you'll keep it safe.
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- 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,383
- I'm just.. It's just collateral.
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- 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:23,221
- I'm gonna come back for it with the
- interest and everything. Every last penny.
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- 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,791
- You know I'm good for it. I mean,
- I'm, I swear to God, I'm good for it.
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- 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,793
- You know I am because I fuckin' love
- this ring. You know how much I love it.
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- Can't doubt.
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- 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,099
- You're not good for it.
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- 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,473
- I am, and here's why.
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- 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,442
- Because I have a job,
- I don't know if you heard.
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- 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,746
- I got a job that is,
- uh, going great.
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- 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,248
- They like me there, a lot.
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- 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,718
- Um, they actually like..
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- 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,320
- You know, they..
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- 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:05,630
- They give me a chance, and, uh,
- they're really nice to me, and..
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- 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,800
- I'm doing good there.
- 215
- 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,736
- My fuckin' car broke down, I can't
- get there, uh, unless I fix my car.
- 216
- 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:14,406
- I don't have any money and so I
- just, I just need a fuckin' loan.
- 217
- 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:17,208
- Could you just give me a loan?
- Could you just loan me some fuckin'..
- 218
- 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:22,447
- Do you know how hard it is for me to
- come in here and ask you for this?
- 219
- 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,383
- Look, I, I'm not the Salvation
- Army, you know?
- 220
- 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,619
- I can't.. I'm d..
- 221
- 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:31,222
- You know.. It's not charity,
- I can't do it.
- 222
- 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,924
- Can't do it.
- 223
- 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,164
- Not this time, Dee.
- 224
- 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,067
- It's not,
- it's not what you think.
- 225
- 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,535
- It's not what you think.
- 226
- 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:47,639
- - Isn't it?
- - No.
- 227
- 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:50,209
- I know you have no reason to believe
- me, but it's not what you think.
- 228
- 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,810
- Okay.
- 229
- 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,186
- Uh, you know..
- 230
- 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,755
- I got no one to blame but
- myself. I nailed that door shut.
- 231
- 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:07,025
- I know. I did. Um..
- 232
- 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:11,629
- And I know it's stupid
- that I came in here at all.
- 233
- 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:16,468
- What the fuck was I thinking?
- Such a fuckin' idiot.
- 234
- 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,303
- Um, it was really good to see
- you.
- 235
- 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,106
- - You, too.
- - Seriously.
- 236
- 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,742
- Enjoy your, uh, poem.
- 237
- 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,243
- Thank you.
- 238
- 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,980
- And.. I'm sorry.
- 239
- 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,229
- Goddammit.
- 240
- 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,367
- Okay. Well..
- 241
- 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,871
- Like I said in the kitchen,
- we've got a couple of things to discuss.
- 242
- 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,672
- - How's the roof?
- - Yeah.
- 243
- 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,674
- I, I think it's fine.
- 244
- 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,776
- - Oh, good.
- - That's good.
- 245
- 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,711
- 'Cause I was gonna say,
- if it is not,
- 246
- 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,179
- do people metal-seam roofs here
- 247
- 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,915
- or is that like a lightning rod?
- 248
- 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,017
- What about the plumbing?
- Is it original?
- 249
- 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,553
- Um.. I actual.. I don't
- 250
- 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,856
- I don't know about the plumbing,
- but, um..
- 251
- 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,859
- I'm sorry. Did, did you think
- that you were getting the house?
- 252
- 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,464
- - Are we, are we not?
- - No?
- 253
- 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:24,002
- Oh, I assumed that you knew that
- there was a reverse mortgage
- 254
- 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:29,073
- put down on the house to help take care
- of Mr. Everly in his waning years, so..
- 255
- 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,909
- No.
- 256
- 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:36,114
- The house belongs to the bank
- now. Yeah.
- 257
- 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:39,384
- - Do we get it back from the bank?
- - Um, wait.
- 258
- 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,186
- - So there's a reverse mortgage.
- - Yes.
- 259
- 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:45,023
- Now, does that mean if we sell
- it and we just take a hit?
- 260
- 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,791
- - Yeah, how about takin' a hit?
- - No.
- 261
- 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,394
- Unfortunately, it, it does
- belong to the bank now.
- 262
- 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,366
- I understand. It's, it's a lot
- of news, but, um,
- 263
- 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,937
- I do think that you will be really
- pleased with what you were left.
- 264
- 00:13:58,939 --> 00:13:59,938
- - Oh.
- - Okay?
- 265
- 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,873
- Alright. Silver lining.
- 266
- 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:06,311
- Ahem. So this was really
- important to Mr. Everly.
- 267
- 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:09,013
- It was the one thing he said he
- didn't want to leave the family.
- 268
- 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,282
- So here you go.
- 269
- 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,220
- What is it?
- 270
- 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,155
- It's a sword.
- 271
- 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,226
- What kind of sword?
- 272
- 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,261
- An antique one.
- 273
- 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:26,531
- Congratulations!
- 274
- 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,033
- - Thank you so much.
- - Yes.
- 275
- 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,270
- He did also, specifically in
- relation to the sword,
- 276
- 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,706
- he's left you this, and, um..
- 277
- 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,042
- It looks like a personal letter
- as well.
- 278
- 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,779
- Um, I did wanna let you know
- that, uh, the bank's not closing
- 279
- 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,414
- on the house for at least
- another week.
- 280
- 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,417
- So if you need somewhere to stay,
- you're welcome to stay here,
- 281
- 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:51,022
- although there.. The, the
- bedroom smells a little funny.
- 282
- 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,524
- Okay. I'll get out of your way.
- Okay?
- 283
- 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,559
- - Alright.
- - Alright.
- 284
- 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,560
- - Thank you, Phyllis.
- - Of course.
- 285
- 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,962
- - Yeah.
- - Buh-bye.
- 286
- 00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,397
- Thank you. You're very..
- 287
- 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,932
- I.. We appreciate it.
- We appreciate it.
- 288
- 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,700
- - No problem.
- - We appreciate it.
- 289
- 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,602
- - Bye!
- - Thank you.
- 290
- 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:12,577
- I am so sorry. I know this
- wasn't what you were hoping for.
- 291
- 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,982
- I mean..
- 292
- 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:26,991
- Oh, my goodness!
- I remember this old thing.
- 293
- 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:30,328
- He used to bring it out at
- Christmas time and, um
- 294
- 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,330
- on birthdays, special occasions.
- 295
- 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,731
- Mm-hmm.
- 296
- 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,638
- I just think
- it's really screwed up.
- 297
- 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,808
- It's, like, what is wrong
- with our society?
- 298
- 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,010
- He worked himself to the bone
- his whole life.
- 299
- 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:50,715
- But he had to leverage every single thing
- he owned to see him through his old age?
- 300
- 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:55,520
- And then he can't leave you anything,
- except this, probably, useless old..
- 301
- 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,656
- What? What are you reading?
- What's it say?
- 302
- 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,591
- You tell me.
- 303
- 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,163
- Mm-mm-mm-mm.
- 304
- 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,000
- Okay. Okay.
- 305
- 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,770
- - Okay.
- - Keep goin'.
- 306
- 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,773
- He's very clearly a little..
- 307
- 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,910
- - Was he?
- - Demented? Yeah. Very.
- 308
- 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:25,016
- What is this that he's..
- Why is he saying Sherman?
- 309
- 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,652
- And then on the next page
- it says Sheridan.
- 310
- 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,855
- Chickabaaga.
- 311
- 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,124
- But then here it says Chickaboo.
- 312
- 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,558
- Yeah.
- 313
- 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,396
- This is not saying what I think
- it's saying.
- 314
- 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,131
- Yeah. It's bad.
- 315
- 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,810
- Oh, my God!
- 316
- 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:57,048
- Oh. Honey,
- I have the heebies. I..
- 317
- 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,150
- I don't want anything to do
- with this.
- 318
- 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,566
- That's Charley Patton.
- 319
- 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,302
- Charley Patton was a,
- uh, a blues man.
- 320
- 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,104
- One of the originals.
- Delta blues.
- 321
- 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:23,374
- Actually, the guy. Maybe you've
- heard of Robert Johnson?
- 322
- 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:27,912
- 'Cause I think Charley Patton actually
- taught Robert Johnson how to play guitar.
- 323
- 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:31,149
- And he was part-Indian
- actually, American Indian.
- 324
- 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,519
- - I'm just nervous.
- - Cherokee or, uh Choctaw. I just learned..
- 325
- 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:37,288
- I just feel like, the story,
- it was so crazy.
- 326
- 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,323
- I can't remember the right
- details.
- 327
- 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,826
- Confidence. Just got to be in
- here with confidence, alright?
- 328
- 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,929
- I don't think I can sell that
- one. I just decided that.
- 329
- 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,264
- - Oh.
- - There's other ones.
- 330
- 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,766
- I... I, I like that one.
- I.. Maybe I'll sell it.
- 331
- 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,168
- I don't know.
- 332
- 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,602
- We're just gonna get a price.
- 333
- 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:56,474
- - Have a good day.
- - You have a good day, too.
- 334
- 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,676
- How are you, ladies?
- 335
- 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,545
- What do you got?
- 336
- 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,346
- Uh, we're lookin'
- to sell this item.
- 337
- 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,450
- Well, that's interesting seal.
- 338
- 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,019
- I don't think I've ever seen
- that before. What is it? A sword?
- 339
- 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,921
- - That's right.
- - Can I look at it?
- 340
- 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,356
- Yeah, just be careful.
- 341
- 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,425
- It's very fragile.
- 342
- 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,861
- Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
- 343
- 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,631
- Haven't seen one of these in a
- while. Civil War period.
- 344
- 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,966
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 345
- 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,735
- Can I take a look at it
- underneath the glass?
- 346
- 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,404
- Uh, sure.
- 347
- 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,345
- Oh! This kitty cat.
- 348
- 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,546
- Is this is a cream pitcher?
- 349
- 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:40,284
- Uh.. Yeah.
- Yeah, cream pitcher.
- 350
- 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,086
- - 'Cause a cat always wants milk.
- - Scabbard.
- 351
- 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,355
- - So it's kind of..
- - I know. That's right.
- 352
- 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,458
- Okay, I'm gonna take it out.
- 353
- 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,331
- It's in very good shape.
- 354
- 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,466
- Mm-hmm.
- 355
- 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,903
- Seems like the real deal.
- 356
- 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:03,241
- And it's a Union sword which I
- don't see around here much.
- 357
- 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,743
- Mostly Confederate swords.
- 358
- 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,715
- Okay. Well, I can give you..
- 359
- 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,384
- Hm.
- 360
- 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:20,291
- How about 400 in cash
- for this sword today?
- 361
- 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,460
- That's a.. No, that's a
- reasonable offer.
- 362
- 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,661
- That's a nice, that's a nice
- first, uh, toss.
- 363
- 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,296
- - I can see why you would do that.
- - Uh..
- 364
- 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,766
- - Only because you don't know the story behind it.
- - That's right.
- 365
- 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:31,102
- Well, I, I've seen this type of
- sword a bit before.
- 366
- 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,572
- I think it's a good price,
- you know, with or without story.
- 367
- 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,807
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Think you're gonna wanna hear this.
- 368
- 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,276
- You're gonna wanna hear this
- story.
- 369
- 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:41,112
- - Okay. I'm all ears.
- - Right.
- 370
- 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,113
- - Okay.
- - Tell him the story.
- 371
- 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,147
- Uh, you're correct.
- 372
- 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,515
- This is a Union sword.
- 373
- 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,551
- This was given to my great-great
- 374
- 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,787
- great-great-grandpappy
- 375
- 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,456
- who was a field marshal
- in the Confederate Army.
- 376
- 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:57,295
- - Yeah.
- - And this was surrendered to him by General Sherman.
- 377
- 00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,498
- - Sheridan.
- - Sheridan.
- 378
- 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,302
- It was surrendered to him
- by a Union general? I..
- 379
- 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,505
- - Mm-hmm.
- - What battle are we talking about here?
- 380
- 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,241
- This battle?
- Oh. It's Chickabauga.
- 381
- 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,342
- Chickabaaga?
- 382
- 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,178
- Chickabauga.
- 383
- 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,479
- - I don't..
- - Oh.
- 384
- 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,949
- - I don't think that battle..
- - Not familiar with it?
- 385
- 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,049
- I don't think it happened.
- 386
- 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,517
- - Well, it happened.
- - Okay.
- 387
- 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,053
- I assure you, 30,000 men lost
- their lives that day.
- 388
- 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,654
- - Wow!
- - Mm-hmm.
- 389
- 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,124
- - You probably haven't heard of it 'cause it's buried.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 390
- 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,025
- - Buried?
- - It's not in history books.
- 391
- 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,261
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Hey, what do you mean buried?
- 392
- 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,998
- It is buried from the history
- books..
- 393
- 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,066
- Yeah.
- 394
- 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,502
- ...by... deep state.
- 395
- 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,505
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 396
- 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,541
- - Because of deep state.
- - She's saying it's..
- 397
- 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,176
- - Deep state?
- - Deep state. Yeah.
- 398
- 00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:46,944
- Shadow government.
- 399
- 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,814
- Oh, that was the original name?
- Shadow government?
- 400
- 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,414
- Okay, what you're looking at..
- 401
- 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,917
- - Yes.
- - ...is a genuine relic.
- 402
- 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,820
- - Is it?
- - A very valuable piece of evidence..
- 403
- 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,321
- Mm-hmm.
- 404
- 00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:00,191
- ...that supports
- the actual truth,
- 405
- 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:04,795
- which is, the South won the war.
- 406
- 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,833
- - Okay. The South won the war?
- - That's right.
- 407
- 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,704
- - Show him the documentation.
- - Yeah.
- 408
- 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,673
- There.. Here.
- 409
- 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,175
- Have you told anybody else this?
- 410
- 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,513
- This is something you wanna keep under your hat
- till you're ready to not keep it under your hat.
- 411
- 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,114
- It seems like pretty big news.
- 412
- 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,017
- This is a certificate of authenticity.
- Can you read what that says?
- 413
- 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:28,919
- Yeah. The Order of Invictusians.
- 414
- 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,187
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 415
- 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:34,492
- - Truth, truth, truthers.
- - The bearers of truth.
- 416
- 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,695
- "In his elected authority as
- keeper of truth does hereby
- 417
- 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,965
- "vouch safe and authorize
- legitimate authenticity, uh,
- 418
- 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,735
- and voracity of the Union officers
- sword.." I, I don't know what this is..
- 419
- 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,705
- - Read what year that is, please.
- - I see the date, it says 1881.
- 420
- 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,875
- - But I... I mean, it could say today, and I... I don't..
- - Can you..
- 421
- 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,943
- - Careful. Just careful.
- - Alright.
- 422
- 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:53,979
- - Alright.
- - Great. So that's that.
- 423
- 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,814
- - So.. That's that.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 424
- 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,083
- Alright, are you sure he's ready
- for this?
- 425
- 00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,251
- Listen.. This is gonna blow
- your mind..
- 426
- 00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,652
- Bam!
- 427
- 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,888
- Bam?
- 428
- 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,490
- This drawing right here is
- basically a photograph of the time.
- 429
- 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,092
- I know it's a drawing.
- 430
- 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,927
- - This is General McClellan..
- - Mm-hmm.
- 431
- 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,464
- ...surrendering to General Lee.
- 432
- 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:16,667
- Right, but I, I mean,
- it doesn't mean anything.
- 433
- 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:19,503
- - Well..
- - How does this not mean anything? How's this not proof?
- 434
- 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,306
- - Proof of the South winning the war?
- - Correct.
- 435
- 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,075
- - I mean..
- - This drawing?
- 436
- 00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:26,311
- I mean, who's gonna wake up in the
- morning and say I'm gonna draw a lie?
- 437
- 00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,145
- - Yeah.
- - Okay. Great.
- 438
- 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:32,383
- So the South won the war,
- and these documents prove it.
- 439
- 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:36,954
- And, uh, this is a sword that
- was part of that story.
- 440
- 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,656
- - The whole package?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 441
- 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,425
- - Whole package.
- - Now that you know..
- 442
- 00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:44,895
- - Four-hundred dollars.
- - Wait, what?
- 443
- 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,298
- What do you.. I mean, what were
- you expecting really? This, I..
- 444
- 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:48,300
- I mean, I don't.. We don't, we
- don't, we don't need this.
- 445
- 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:50,167
- Uh, it's hard to believe that..
- 446
- 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,237
- The truth. It's hard for people
- to swallow the truth.
- 447
- 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,638
- - It is. It's hard. Look..
- - You're..
- 448
- 00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,840
- You're saying that the South won
- the Civil War, correct?
- 449
- 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:56,907
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 450
- 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,943
- - Alright.
- - Have a great day.
- 451
- 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,578
- Thank you.
- 452
- 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,448
- You know what?
- 453
- 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,590
- - My name is Mary.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 454
- 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:15,960
- When you come to your senses,
- that's how you reach me.
- 455
- 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,028
- Thank you. I'm Mel.
- 456
- 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:24,168
- - I should.
- - Mm? Where are you goin'?
- 457
- 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,303
- Is this cream pitcher true
- to tag?
- 458
- 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,505
- - True to what?
- - Is it $15?
- 459
- 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,707
- Yes.
- 460
- 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,175
- I'm Cynthia.
- 461
- 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:34,145
- I'm Nathaniel,
- if you come back in.
- 462
- 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:35,946
- - What?
- - You gotta offer 5.
- 463
- 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:39,383
- He says 12, you say 7,
- then you end up on 8.
- 464
- 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:40,584
- I didn't know..
- 465
- 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:43,888
- No, when you're buying..
- Come on, come on.
- 466
- 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,725
- Sorry. I didn't know.
- 467
- 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,727
- What was that bullshit? Wow!
- 468
- 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:53,731
- You think I was born yesterday? I mean,
- what kinda, what kind of scam was that?
- 469
- 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,133
- - Uh, uh..
- - I mean, who'd they think they were talking to?
- 470
- 00:23:56,135 --> 00:24:00,104
- A fuckin' idiot? I don't know.
- Maybe they really believe that shit.
- 471
- 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,640
- I mean, you know what the
- problem with it is?
- 472
- 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,674
- Here's the problem
- with believing bullshit
- 473
- 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,477
- is that eventually it'll erode
- away the real truth.
- 474
- 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,379
- - Yeah.
- - I think the sword was real.
- 475
- 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:10,182
- But why would you sit there
- and go like, I got it.
- 476
- 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:11,883
- I know how we'll sell
- this thing right away.
- 477
- 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:15,052
- So let's just say it proves that
- the South won the Civil War.
- 478
- 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,587
- That was fucking ludicrous.
- 479
- 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:19,056
- It's insane.
- 480
- 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:22,827
- I mean, no one would believe that.
- I mean, do you think they believe that?
- 481
- 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:27,131
- Well.. If they,
- if they do believe it
- 482
- 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,500
- it looks like they're not
- the only ones.
- 483
- 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:34,371
- There have been so many crucial
- battles in this war
- 484
- 00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:37,708
- against the northern aggressors
- 485
- 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:40,044
- that have been obfuscated
- and obliterated.
- 486
- 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:45,049
- And what I'm trying to do is
- I'm just trying to unearth..
- 487
- 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,617
- What the fuck is happening?
- 488
- 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,052
- We've won this damn war.
- 489
- 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,587
- There's more of these people?
- 490
- 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:52,556
- The best way to do this is
- through artifacts.
- 491
- 00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:56,260
- We need to come up with concrete
- evidence and we..
- 492
- 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,662
- - Oh, it's that.. That's the same picture.
- - Yeah.
- 493
- 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,197
- ...handsomely for these.
- 494
- 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:03,167
- We are happy to pay
- what these precious,
- 495
- 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,069
- precious items are worth.
- 496
- 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:09,673
- I'm talkin' $2000, $5000..
- 497
- 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,576
- Is this antique roadshow
- for racists?
- 498
- 00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:15,546
- ...Up to $50,000..
- 499
- 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:19,183
- - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- - Holy shit!
- 500
- 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,785
- ...Southern air
- that we were meant to.
- 501
- 00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:26,557
- And if you're gonna tell me that
- my Southern grandma didn't win
- 502
- 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:29,827
- you and I have an issue!
- 503
- 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,296
- Goddammit!
- 504
- 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:35,566
- Let's get that sword and take these
- fuckers for everything they're worth.
- 505
- 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:44,174
- - Hello.
- - Hi.
- 506
- 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:47,611
- Uh, yeah, we have an item
- we might wanna sell.
- 507
- 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:50,548
- No, we definitely,
- that we definitely wanna sell.
- 508
- 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:54,552
- You aren't one of them
- carpetbaggers, are you?
- 509
- 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,521
- - What?
- - Where are you callin' from?
- 510
- 00:25:57,523 --> 00:25:59,790
- Birmingham, Alabama.
- 511
- 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,625
- Ha-ha. Alright. Right.
- 512
- 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:03,527
- Ho... hold on.
- 513
- 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:10,601
- Uh, I'm texting you
- a WhatsApp handle.
- 514
- 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:11,735
- What just happened?
- 515
- 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,938
- He's gonna WhatsApp us.
- 516
- 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,339
- What? Zap us?
- 517
- 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,074
- - What?
- - What are you talking about?
- 518
- 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,476
- WhatsApp us. He's gonna WhatsApp
- us. It's an app.
- 519
- 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:20,979
- - What is WhatsA..
- - It's an app. It's... it's..
- 520
- 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,513
- Oh, right.
- An app for the phone.
- 521
- 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:25,049
- - Yeah.
- - Alright, so..
- 522
- 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:28,953
- Do you want, do you want me
- to download it?
- 523
- 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:31,021
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 524
- 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:33,657
- It's just a simple app. It's not
- like that big of a deal.
- 525
- 00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:35,492
- It's, it's so that you can..
- 526
- 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:38,629
- It's so that you can message people,
- uh, in like Europe and stuff.
- 527
- 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:41,832
- And it's also end-to-end
- encryption so that no one can see
- 528
- 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,734
- your messages
- even if they get your phone.
- 529
- 00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:45,936
- - Right.
- - Alright, well.
- 530
- 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,606
- Your handle is Delta Mel. Okay.
- 531
- 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:49,974
- Yeah. I can be that guy.
- 532
- 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,241
- Alright.
- 533
- 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:01,318
- Well.. Um, okay.
- 534
- 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,421
- It says, uh,
- send picture of item.
- 535
- 00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:08,292
- - We don't have a picture.
- - No, I know.
- 536
- 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,160
- Thanks.
- 537
- 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,329
- Hey, Mary. Christina.
- 538
- 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,398
- - Mary, Cristina.
- - Cynthia.
- 539
- 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:14,531
- - Cynthia.
- - Cynthia.
- 540
- 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,433
- Alright. Uh, I know
- you're excited
- 541
- 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:17,968
- but you gotta step back
- a little bit.
- 542
- 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,305
- Alright. I've rethought it.
- 543
- 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:24,808
- I'm willing to offer you $650
- for the sword.
- 544
- 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:28,512
- - Mm. Interesting. Goin' up.
- - A little bit. A little bit.
- 545
- 00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:31,248
- Yeah. Okay. What's the deal?
- You just thought about it?
- 546
- 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,351
- No, we just, uh.. I looked at
- some comparable swords
- 547
- 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,887
- and I, and I thought I low-balled you a
- little bit, so I thought I'd offer you..
- 548
- 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,689
- Okay, so, so you found someone
- who wants to buy?
- 549
- 00:27:38,691 --> 00:27:39,858
- - Someone who is interested?
- - No, there's nobody.
- 550
- 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:40,892
- I just wanted to offer you
- a little bit..
- 551
- 00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,594
- Nobody? Nobody's interested?
- 552
- 00:27:43,596 --> 00:27:46,463
- Why can't I just rethink something
- and then offer you more money?
- 553
- 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,100
- Obviously, you got something up your
- sleeve. I wanna know what it is.
- 554
- 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,802
- - Seven-hundred-and-fifty dollars.
- - Oh. Aha! Okay.
- 555
- 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,704
- So what's goin' on, good sir?
- 556
- 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,140
- You got, what, somebody offering you
- ten times that, twenty times that?
- 557
- 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:56,607
- I did a little more..
- No. No, no..
- 558
- 00:27:56,609 --> 00:27:57,642
- Where are we? Where is it
- falling?
- 559
- 00:27:57,643 --> 00:27:59,543
- I think you're getting
- way ahead.
- 560
- 00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,245
- - You got a buyer?
- - No. I, uh..
- 561
- 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,613
- - What's his name?
- - I..
- 562
- 00:28:02,615 --> 00:28:05,449
- If, if there's a hypothetical
- buyer, might..
- 563
- 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:08,585
- Okay, you know what? I'll give
- you $800. Take it or leave it.
- 564
- 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:10,255
- Oh, I think we'll leave it.
- Thank you so much.
- 565
- 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,757
- Oh, where are you gonna go with
- your sword and your silly documents?
- 566
- 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,725
- - We're gonna go get hot dogs.
- - Alright.
- 567
- 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:17,761
- - Hey..
- - Alright. Alright, alright, alright. Alright. Come on.
- 568
- 00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:20,698
- - Come back. Just come back.
- - Aw. You sure?
- 569
- 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,533
- - Let's talk turkey.
- - Okay.
- 570
- 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,368
- Come on. What do you got?
- 571
- 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,538
- So there,
- there's a interested party.
- 572
- 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,407
- - How much is she?
- - Don't, please don't touch. Don't touch the tag.
- 573
- 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:32,143
- - I can't touch the tag?
- - Don't touch the tag, because I will take care of that.
- 574
- 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:34,746
- - That doesn't make sense.
- - You don't, but you don't understand. It's very precious.
- 575
- 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,915
- Oh, I'm sorry. Am I getting in
- the way of my little sword?
- 576
- 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,950
- - The tag is?
- - The, the offer stands.
- 577
- 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,820
- We can partner up on this thing,
- but you need me to sell the sword.
- 578
- 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,488
- You need us,
- or you're not selling shit.
- 579
- 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:47,191
- Alright, you have the sword.
- Exactly. So..
- 580
- 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,560
- - That's right.
- - Seventy-thirty sounds fair to me.
- 581
- 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,495
- Honey, seventy-thirty sound good
- to you?
- 582
- 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:53,697
- Seventy-thirty?
- Is it seventy for us?
- 583
- 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:55,833
- - No.
- - No deal.
- 584
- 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,135
- Thirty for us. No deal.
- 585
- 00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,870
- Right. No. No deal.
- 586
- 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:02,473
- - Alright. Sixty-forty?
- - No.
- 587
- 00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:06,143
- She's been through a lot.
- Actually owned by Charley Patton
- 588
- 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:09,246
- who was a Chickataw. Chic.. Um..
- 589
- 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,848
- A Chickataw?
- 590
- 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:14,284
- He was a part-Indian,
- uh, jazz guitarist.
- 591
- 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:17,054
- - Fifty-fifty.
- - That's what I thought.
- 592
- 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:21,191
- Okay. Great. We gotta take a
- picture of the sword.
- 593
- 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,426
- So take a picture.
- 594
- 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,862
- I can do that with my phone,
- right?
- 595
- 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,730
- Yeah. I feel like
- I'm in great hands.
- 596
- 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:28,599
- Yeah, you can take a picture
- with your phone.
- 597
- 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,268
- - Hey, Nathaniel, can.. Nathaniel!
- - Yup. Yeah.
- 598
- 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,637
- Can you take a picture
- of the sword?
- 599
- 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:35,205
- Yeah.
- 600
- 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,674
- - Okay, do you want this one?
- - I want the dress.
- 601
- 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:38,275
- - Okay.
- - No heads.
- 602
- 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,377
- Alright.
- Alright. I got it.
- 603
- 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:42,247
- - Can you get one with heads?
- - Hey, we don't need..
- 604
- 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:45,215
- What are we doing now?
- What's happening?
- 605
- 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,885
- Alright, we'll put this away.
- You guys take this and we'll, uh,
- 606
- 00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:51,989
- we'll get in touch with you with
- the next phase of the plan.
- 607
- 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:53,490
- We'll be in touch.
- 608
- 00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:58,629
- Alright. What happens now?
- 609
- 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,964
- I sent the photo,
- now we just gotta wait.
- 610
- 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,534
- I think Cynthia
- has a crush on me.
- 611
- 00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:06,570
- No, I think you're
- misreading that.
- 612
- 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:10,674
- Oh! Okay. Um, send address.
- 613
- 00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:15,546
- We'll send someone tomorrow
- at 10:00.
- 614
- 00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:16,914
- - Okay.
- - Yeah?
- 615
- 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,081
- Yeah.
- 616
- 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,452
- - You alright?
- - This is exciting.
- 617
- 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,121
- It is exciting.
- 618
- 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:32,462
- Alright, 100, 200, 300, 50,
- 70, 80, 380.
- 619
- 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,131
- Great. And there is your coat.
- 620
- 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:35,866
- Oh, thank you.
- 621
- 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:38,101
- Yeah, just sign right there.
- Great.
- 622
- 00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:39,803
- - Thank you.
- - And enjoy your coat.
- 623
- 00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:41,939
- And if you need us to babysit
- it again, we will.
- 624
- 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,040
- - Thank you.
- - Okay.
- 625
- 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:45,442
- - Hopefully not.
- - Hopefully not is right.
- 626
- 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:46,543
- Hey, Mr. Gayton.
- 627
- 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,212
- Hey, Jimmy,
- what's happening, man?
- 628
- 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:49,346
- Did you come for the phone?
- 629
- 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,882
- Hey, you know the exchange.
- Fries for phone.
- 630
- 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:54,084
- Fries? I can't eat 'em anymore,
- you know that.
- 631
- 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:55,886
- I've got sludge in my heart.
- 632
- 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:58,188
- Oh, really? I thought you gave
- up on that organ years ago.
- 633
- 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,757
- I did, but I still need it to
- function so I can stay alive.
- 634
- 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:01,893
- What are you, what are you
- doing?
- 635
- 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,293
- Well, do you have any ketchup?
- 636
- 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,363
- I think there's a couple of
- packs of ketchup over there
- 637
- 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,565
- where you're usually sitting away from
- me without.. You're like a growth.
- 638
- 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,367
- Alright.
- 639
- 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,970
- Ah, God. So what's happening?
- How is your day going?
- 640
- 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:16,840
- Oh, man, so far so good, man.
- But you heard about Deirdre?
- 641
- 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:18,609
- - What?
- - Just life right now, man.
- 642
- 00:31:18,611 --> 00:31:21,511
- Car trouble, job trouble.
- Like, you name it.
- 643
- 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:24,882
- Alright, so what? She came by your
- place and did the one-woman show?
- 644
- 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:28,585
- She did it here, too. It's very interesting,
- it's very, very touching, very moving.
- 645
- 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:31,588
- Look, man, I can't do it anymore
- with her, Jimmy.
- 646
- 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,490
- I can't give her money.
- Then it never stops.
- 647
- 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:37,160
- She keeps taking money. I can't show up
- as a friend because then it never stops.
- 648
- 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:40,464
- She keeps taking, taking till
- I'm drained, I got nothing left
- 649
- 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:43,600
- I got no store, I got no life,
- I got no car.
- 650
- 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:48,005
- It'll be just me and her strung
- out with a goddamn shopping cart.
- 651
- 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,908
- Maybe a cat. Have you seen those cats
- that can be with homeless people?
- 652
- 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:53,144
- Just on their shoulder and stuff.
- Then that's what will happen.
- 653
- 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:56,046
- I'll just walk to your place and
- it'd be both of us
- 654
- 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:59,616
- and she'll try to sell you a poem
- and you'll be like, man, this is sad.
- 655
- 00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:04,121
- And then I'll be like, "Yeah,
- but look at the cat."
- 656
- 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:08,058
- I get it. Just remember why you
- can't eat the fries.
- 657
- 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:11,228
- Oh! Alright. Understood.
- 658
- 00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:13,664
- Thanks for the juice.
- 659
- 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:16,166
- Yeah, man.
- Thanks for the knowledge.
- 660
- 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,389
- We're watching video online, we call the
- number, they called us back, we downloaded...
- 661
- 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:39,957
- - Who is he?
- - I don't know!
- 662
- 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,459
- - We have no idea.
- - We didn't talk to the guys, we got..
- 663
- 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:53,804
- How you doing? Can I help you
- with something?
- 664
- 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,609
- You might be able to.
- 665
- 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:02,145
- Are you the guy?
- 666
- 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:05,582
- Oh, most definitely the guy.
- Are you the guy?
- 667
- 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:09,619
- Well, I'm the..
- Uh, yeah, I am the guy.
- 668
- 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:10,787
- Hm.
- 669
- 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:13,323
- Mind if I ask your name?
- 670
- 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,592
- Hog Jaws.
- 671
- 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:19,262
- - Hog Jaws.
- - Yeah. What's your name?
- 672
- 00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,131
- Mel.
- 673
- 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,433
- Fair enough, Mel.
- Can I open it up?
- 674
- 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,168
- Yup.
- 675
- 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:29,973
- Have you been touching it with a
- bare hand? You shouldn't.
- 676
- 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:32,009
- - No. I didn't.
- - There are no oils on this?
- 677
- 00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:34,611
- No, sir.
- 678
- 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:37,115
- You mind if I take a look at this?
- Can I take it out of the scabbard?
- 679
- 00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:39,017
- - What?
- - You mind if I take it out of the scabbard?
- 680
- 00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:43,153
- - Yes.
- - I'll take this out there. Yup.
- 681
- 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:53,530
- Okay, okay. Okay.
- 682
- 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,471
- - Alrighty.
- - That's it.
- 683
- 00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:04,207
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 684
- 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,942
- It's not looking bad.
- 685
- 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,014
- We're getting down to it, Mel,
- aren't we?
- 686
- 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:12,482
- Yup. Yup.
- 687
- 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:15,185
- I think we're getting down
- to it.
- 688
- 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:20,457
- Says right here. Well, that's
- encouraging.
- 689
- 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,794
- Whose sword is this?
- 690
- 00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:25,096
- - Whose sword is this?
- - Where did it come from?
- 691
- 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:27,330
- It's, uh, it's mine.
- It's ours.
- 692
- 00:34:27,332 --> 00:34:28,900
- Do you have any authenticity,
- you have any papers on it?
- 693
- 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:31,001
- Yes, we do. We do. Right here.
- 694
- 00:34:31,003 --> 00:34:32,203
- And there's a drawing you might
- wanna see.
- 695
- 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:33,904
- - Drawing. There's a..
- - Right.
- 696
- 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,672
- Certificate of authenticity.
- 697
- 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,809
- Alright. Heh.
- 698
- 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,279
- - Now, who's this Everly?
- - That's my name.
- 699
- 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,681
- - That's my grandfather.
- - That's your family, it's Everly?
- 700
- 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,282
- That's my, that's my family.
- Yeah.
- 701
- 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,150
- - You got it from your grandfather.
- - Yes.
- 702
- 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:48,886
- And... and where did your
- grandfather get it?
- 703
- 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,588
- Okay, so her great-great-great
- grandfather...
- 704
- 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,722
- I'd like to hear it from her
- if I could.
- 705
- 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:55,425
- This is her family, her blood.
- 706
- 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,993
- Well, we both,
- we both know the story.
- 707
- 00:34:56,995 --> 00:34:59,663
- But you can talk on it.
- 708
- 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,899
- Yeah, well, I could. I could.
- 709
- 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:08,004
- Story goes, uh, Civil War.
- 710
- 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:12,542
- 1803, and there we are,
- 711
- 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:16,613
- at the battle of.. Chickapoo.
- 712
- 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,817
- We're 15,000 people,
- 713
- 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:24,554
- 3-30,000 people lost their lives
- that day.
- 714
- 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:29,459
- Long story short,
- my great-great-great-great-grandpappy
- 715
- 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:34,531
- he was a general in the
- Confederate Army.
- 716
- 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:40,637
- Mm. A... and there they are
- battling up against
- 717
- 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:44,641
- uh, General Sherman Sheridan.
- 718
- 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,943
- They've got him cornered,
- the Union.
- 719
- 00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:49,779
- They were in that creek.
- They don't know how to get out.
- 720
- 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,449
- And one of the soldiers
- was like
- 721
- 00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:56,153
- "This is a bad idea,
- but I'll throw it out there."
- 722
- 00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:59,356
- Why don't we surrender
- your sword?
- 723
- 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:03,760
- This here is one piece
- of history
- 724
- 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:06,830
- in the long list of pieces.
- 725
- 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:12,469
- That means that the South did,
- in fact, win the war.
- 726
- 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:14,871
- - Exactly.
- - Exactly.
- 727
- 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:16,473
- Ain't it the truth? Hallelujah!
- 728
- 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:18,276
- Well, that's what we we're looking
- for is the goddamn truth here.
- 729
- 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:19,943
- - That's right.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 730
- 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:22,179
- To get the truth, to get
- to the bottom of this thing.
- 731
- 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:25,482
- - Yes.
- - To eliminate the bullshit and the lies.
- 732
- 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:28,251
- - Yes.
- - Let's, yeah, let's, let's put the truth out there.
- 733
- 00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:29,286
- - Yes.
- - Yup.
- 734
- 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,955
- Well, I'll tell you what.
- 735
- 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,690
- I'm gonna keep a lookout now.
- 736
- 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:37,694
- There are gonna be other offers
- on this 'cause the word's out.
- 737
- 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:41,164
- - Word's out?
- - But you wait for us.
- 738
- 00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:45,302
- There's a lot of untrustworthy
- motherfuckers around here.
- 739
- 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,904
- The boss may wanna see this,
- we'll be in touch.
- 740
- 00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:54,144
- Alright. I'll see you soon.
- 741
- 00:37:01,853 --> 00:37:03,753
- Oh, my gosh,
- I just had a panic attack.
- 742
- 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,789
- I, I didn't do.. Did I do it? It
- sounded good?
- 743
- 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,691
- Yeah, it's great.
- You did great. You did..
- 744
- 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,693
- - Oh, my God..
- - Don't touch me like that!
- 745
- 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:13,163
- - Alright, listen, listen. Can I just ask you one question?
- - What?
- 746
- 00:37:13,165 --> 00:37:17,167
- Why didn't you just tell me from the
- beginning that you're both full of shit?
- 747
- 00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:18,636
- I mean, you couldn't even keep the story straight.
- Well, you don't believe any of this shit.
- 748
- 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:21,571
- - What are you talking about?
- - What are you talking about?
- 749
- 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:24,507
- If you're gonna run a con,
- at least get the lies straight.
- 750
- 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:27,877
- - What inconsistency?
- - It didn't even make sense, 15,000, 30,000.
- 751
- 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:31,047
- He's a general now? A general?
- Wasn't he a field marshal before?
- 752
- 00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:32,683
- - Okay. You know what? We..
- - I mean, what the fuck?
- 753
- 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:34,918
- - It's very hard...
- - Doesn't make any sense.
- 754
- 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,922
- From the beginning it's just, like, you're,
- you're sitting there doing sign language.
- 755
- 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,724
- - She's making up shit.
- - We don't believe it, we don't believe it.
- 756
- 00:37:40,726 --> 00:37:42,559
- - Honey..
- - I... is your grandfather real?
- 757
- 00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,861
- - He's real.
- - Yes, my grandfather is real.
- 758
- 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:48,798
- He, he just, he left this story and..
- The story is real confusing.
- 759
- 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:53,169
- It's.. If you can make heads or tails
- of it, great. Congratulations, but..
- 760
- 00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:54,771
- Damn it.
- 761
- 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:59,109
- Oh, this is like a,
- like a Alzheimer's..
- 762
- 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:02,912
- Yeah, and see how he's calling him
- Sherman here and then look over here.
- 763
- 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:06,816
- Now he's Sheridan. Here he's a field,
- field marshal. Now he's General Everly.
- 764
- 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:11,021
- So, so your grandfather was,
- had mental problems and he..
- 765
- 00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:13,657
- Well, he was 98.
- He had troubles with the mind.
- 766
- 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,825
- Uh, alright, so let's just be
- on the same page.
- 767
- 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,728
- We're just trying to sell this
- thing for a lot of money.
- 768
- 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:20,263
- Well, you don't believe this
- shit, and that's that.
- 769
- 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:23,233
- Okay, so I don't know who these
- people are.
- 770
- 00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:25,669
- I don't know what kind of scary
- shit they're capable of.
- 771
- 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:29,572
- We gotta get this story straight and also,
- maybe you should leave the sword here.
- 772
- 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:30,941
- - Wait a second.
- - Yeah, just trust me already.
- 773
- 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,810
- What do you.. How is it gonna be
- protected here?
- 774
- 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,145
- - We do have a safe. Yeah.
- - I have a safe! Come on.
- 775
- 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:35,179
- - Alright, fine.
- - Alright.
- 776
- 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:37,380
- - God! Use a glove.
- - Careful.
- 777
- 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,616
- Have we learned nothing today?
- 778
- 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:46,589
- Fuck. Hey, do we have anymore
- of this glass cleaner in back?
- 779
- 00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:47,657
- Yeah, I think so.
- 780
- 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:48,758
- Can you grab it for me?
- 781
- 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,794
- - Yeah, I'll check.
- - Thank you.
- 782
- 00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:00,737
- How you doing, fellas?
- 783
- 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:02,572
- Whose place is this?
- 784
- 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,341
- Mine.
- 785
- 00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:05,842
- Mm.
- 786
- 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,044
- What can I help you with?
- 787
- 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,979
- Why don't you say that again?
- 788
- 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,450
- What can I help you with?
- 789
- 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:18,188
- Mm. Don't sound like he's from
- the South.
- 790
- 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:21,858
- I am from the Southwest.
- 791
- 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,460
- New Mexico.
- 792
- 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:26,296
- - Don't count it if it has Mexico in it.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 793
- 00:39:26,298 --> 00:39:28,264
- What, where did you think
- I was from?
- 794
- 00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,867
- - I thought maybe you're from the East Coast.
- - Yeah.
- 795
- 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,635
- - Just face it..
- - What does that mean?
- 796
- 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:35,172
- What do you, what do you mean when
- you say that? Something East Coast.
- 797
- 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,508
- What does that mean when you...
- You guys say that kinda stuff?
- 798
- 00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,709
- I mean a bunch of things.
- New York.
- 799
- 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:40,710
- Yeah, New Jersey.
- 800
- 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,345
- New Jersey, Massachusetts.
- 801
- 00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:43,880
- - Maine.
- - Maine.
- 802
- 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:44,981
- Some parts of Florida.
- 803
- 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:48,351
- Yeah, Virginia.
- Some Mid-Atlantic.
- 804
- 00:39:48,353 --> 00:39:50,754
- - Mm.
- - You guys are smarter than I thought.
- 805
- 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,756
- Okay, so what can I help you
- with?
- 806
- 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:54,424
- We came here looking for
- something.
- 807
- 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:58,228
- Uh-huh. I got a lot of stuff.
- Can we, can we narrow it down a little?
- 808
- 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:01,631
- Some might call it a prover
- item, heard you have it.
- 809
- 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:02,799
- Prospect.
- 810
- 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:05,201
- A prover item? A prospect?
- 811
- 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:06,504
- Why are you just repeating
- what he says?
- 812
- 00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,605
- Because if I just said that to
- you, would you know
- 813
- 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:09,907
- what the fuck I was talking
- about?
- 814
- 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,608
- If I owned a pawn shop,
- probably.
- 815
- 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,676
- - A prospect?
- - We're looking for a sword. A sword.
- 816
- 00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:15,879
- Alright.
- See, why was that so hard?
- 817
- 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,148
- - It wasn't hard.
- - It wasn't hard.
- 818
- 00:40:17,149 --> 00:40:19,416
- Why did we have to take that
- route to get there?
- 819
- 00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:21,285
- Thirty seconds to get there.
- It wasn't that long.
- 820
- 00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:25,255
- Okay, sword. I have a couple
- of swords over there.
- 821
- 00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:28,091
- I got a Samurai
- sword, I got another sword.
- 822
- 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:31,094
- I think it's a French sword.
- I mean, those are the swords I have.
- 823
- 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,230
- I don't know what.. Are you
- looking for a particular sword?
- 824
- 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:36,566
- We're looking for a sword, it's
- American. It came in a couple days ago.
- 825
- 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:40,737
- I.. Okay. I... I've not seen a sword
- come through here in a long time.
- 826
- 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:42,540
- - Doesn't seem like he's bein' honest with us.
- - No.
- 827
- 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,241
- I don't know what you guys are,
- are getting at
- 828
- 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,811
- but I, I, I think I've had
- enough of this conversation.
- 829
- 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:50,480
- Alright. Whoa! What the fuck?
- 830
- 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:53,016
- Give us the fucking sword,
- you fucking Jew.
- 831
- 00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:54,151
- Yeah, I knew that's what you
- meant when you said East Coast.
- 832
- 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:55,585
- Okay.
- 833
- 00:40:55,587 --> 00:41:00,123
- Whoa, no, hey! Whoa! Hey, hey,
- hey, hey, hey, hey! Let him go!
- 834
- 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:03,426
- - Who the fuck are you?
- - Hey, Mel!
- 835
- 00:41:03,428 --> 00:41:05,628
- Is it hot enough in here
- for you?
- 836
- 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:10,200
- Yeah. Hey, Jimmy,
- how is it going, man?
- 837
- 00:41:10,202 --> 00:41:11,668
- Pretty good.
- 838
- 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,407
- Ain't got a problem,
- we're just talking.
- 839
- 00:41:17,409 --> 00:41:19,542
- Yeah.
- 840
- 00:41:19,544 --> 00:41:21,110
- Just talking.
- 841
- 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:25,381
- Thanks for coming by, fellas.
- 842
- 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:26,950
- My pleasure.
- 843
- 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,959
- - Ah..
- - What the hell, Mel? Don't you have a gun?
- 844
- 00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:37,560
- - Yeah, I got a gun.
- - Where is it?
- 845
- 00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:38,863
- - I don't know.
- - It's in the back.
- 846
- 00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:40,197
- - It's in the back.
- - It's in the back.
- 847
- 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,866
- The antlers are out here,
- but the gun's in the back.
- 848
- 00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:43,933
- Get it out here.
- 849
- 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:46,102
- Okay, I might not be here
- next time.
- 850
- 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:49,772
- Alright, understood.
- Thanks, Jimmy.
- 851
- 00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:52,141
- Don't mention it.
- 852
- 00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:54,043
- God.
- 853
- 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:57,080
- Well, I can barely breathe right
- now. That was pretty..
- 854
- 00:41:57,082 --> 00:42:01,217
- Yeah, was it hard for you when I
- was being held at screwdriver point?
- 855
- 00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:02,620
- - Uh, I..
- - Was it a tough time for you?
- 856
- 00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:04,821
- Can't believe you.. I was just
- looking out for you, man.
- 857
- 00:42:05,557 --> 00:42:07,557
- Hold on a minute.
- 858
- 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:09,225
- What? What is it? Who is it?
- 859
- 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:11,995
- Ho-ho-ho!
- Oh, no. Holy shit.
- 860
- 00:42:13,798 --> 00:42:15,398
- Huh?
- 861
- 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,499
- Forty-thousand dollars.
- 862
- 00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:17,901
- Forty-thousand dollars.
- 863
- 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,869
- - Alright.
- - That's crazy!
- 864
- 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,905
- - Okay.
- - For that fucking sword.
- 865
- 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:25,375
- Wait, something else just came
- in. Do we wanna sell?
- 866
- 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:28,177
- Yes, we wanna sell.
- How was that even a question?
- 867
- 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:29,846
- I mean, I don't know, we just..
- 868
- 00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:31,114
- Oh, tha.. Yeah, so what?
- 869
- 00:42:31,116 --> 00:42:32,982
- Those, the garbage people are
- gonna be, uh
- 870
- 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:34,751
- around us at all times
- with this thing.
- 871
- 00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:36,619
- Let's just,
- let's just knock this out.
- 872
- 00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:40,056
- - Done.
- - Okay. Now what?
- 873
- 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:43,560
- I... I don't, I don't.. Okay.
- 874
- 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:46,663
- "Transport is coming to take you
- to the bus. Wait outside."
- 875
- 00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:49,198
- What, what does that mean,
- transport?
- 876
- 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,401
- It means there's something
- coming to pick us up and...
- 877
- 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,636
- Yeah, but why can't..
- Wait, I don't know about that.
- 878
- 00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:56,205
- I just.. Why can't they just
- bring a briefcase of money?
- 879
- 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:58,007
- We gotta see the bus, Mel.
- 880
- 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,310
- We're in it now. Alright?
- 881
- 00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:01,744
- We're in the shit together.
- 882
- 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:05,315
- We're in the shit, me, you,
- the two ladies and that's it.
- 883
- 00:43:05,317 --> 00:43:07,917
- And it's gonna be fucking
- amazing.
- 884
- 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:11,054
- So we just gotta keep it cool,
- we gotta get that $40,000.
- 885
- 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:12,990
- I'm so hard right now. I can
- barely keep my mind straight.
- 886
- 00:43:12,991 --> 00:43:14,491
- Wait a minute, are you using
- that word right?
- 887
- 00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:17,060
- Yeah, I think so. I'm just gonna
- go take care of some business.
- 888
- 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:21,531
- Um, just, um.. Oh, let me know
- when the ladies get here.
- 889
- 00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:22,599
- This is..
- 890
- 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:44,087
- - Hey.
- - Hey. Alright.
- 891
- 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,622
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 892
- 00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:47,624
- - Still got this, I see.
- - Yeah.
- 893
- 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,059
- - No. Give her the sword.
- - Oh, you want it?
- 894
- 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,340
- Oh, yeah, I want the sword.
- Okay?
- 895
- 00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:54,464
- Okay.
- 896
- 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,231
- What's all tied up back there?
- Why the shovels?
- 897
- 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:57,473
- - I don't know.
- - Hey, how are we all gonna fit in there?
- 898
- 00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:03,406
- Think you have to do that to
- turn the car off.
- 899
- 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:07,644
- Got it? Come on, Mr. Mel, let's
- you and me take a ride.
- 900
- 00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,545
- Should we just follow
- in our car or..
- 901
- 00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:12,149
- No, you're not gonna follow nothin'.
- It's me and Mel. Come on, get that...
- 902
- 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:15,351
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- No, he can't.
- 903
- 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:17,987
- Sorry, 'cause
- he's my, he's my husband and..
- 904
- 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,523
- I guess we're all going, we're
- all going, baby, right?
- 905
- 00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:21,457
- Yeah. We all have to go
- because..
- 906
- 00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:22,659
- I can't fit but one in here.
- 907
- 00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:25,128
- No, listen. I know how it goes.
- 908
- 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:28,064
- You start your moonshine,
- he's three days sober.
- 909
- 00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:32,635
- Pastor Eric is not having it.
- I'm not having it. I'm going with!
- 910
- 00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:36,706
- And we're engaged and so..
- 911
- 00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:38,241
- It's gonna be the four of us.
- Some..
- 912
- 00:44:38,243 --> 00:44:40,109
- Is there a way we can do that?
- 913
- 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:41,944
- I got another vehicle
- I can bring up.
- 914
- 00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:44,580
- How long is that gonna take?
- 915
- 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:47,317
- Take as long as it needs, I guess.
- Why don't you stand here in the sun?
- 916
- 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:49,152
- I'll be right back.
- 917
- 00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:52,321
- Fuck! Bullshit.
- 918
- 00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:58,896
- You guys wanna go inside, wait?
- It's a little hot.
- 919
- 00:44:58,897 --> 00:44:59,897
- Yeah.
- 920
- 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,541
- - It's very dangerous.
- - I found out the hard way. Ha-ha-ha.
- 921
- 00:45:11,543 --> 00:45:13,309
- Yeah, you did.
- 922
- 00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:15,812
- So we goin' outside,
- walkin' outside.
- 923
- 00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:18,781
- I wasn't paying attention
- that there was a bench.
- 924
- 00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:20,616
- - Is that right?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 925
- 00:45:20,618 --> 00:45:23,486
- I was looking back.
- Walking forward.
- 926
- 00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:26,456
- I tripped over the bench.
- 927
- 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,057
- I thought I fell on the bench.
- 928
- 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:31,461
- I fell on my.. Ha-ha-ha!
- 929
- 00:45:31,463 --> 00:45:34,130
- Oh, my goodness. I was hurt.
- 930
- 00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:49,212
- Well, fuckin' get in.
- 931
- 00:45:49,214 --> 00:45:53,516
- This guy doesn't have a sedan?
- Seats five comfortably.
- 932
- 00:45:53,518 --> 00:45:55,451
- We're just gonna need one..
- 933
- 00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:58,755
- Just a s... single..
- 934
- 00:45:58,757 --> 00:46:01,224
- - Uh, yeah, I..
- - I..
- 935
- 00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:03,459
- This, this is definitely how
- people die.
- 936
- 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:06,562
- Shh! No, no, no, this is how
- individual people die.
- 937
- 00:46:06,564 --> 00:46:09,199
- There is four of us. Plus, well, you
- know, Mel, we have a, we have a weapon.
- 938
- 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,002
- It's a fuckin' sword. I don't think
- you have a real understanding of death.
- 939
- 00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:14,704
- Yeah. I mean, why are you so
- excited about this thing, huh?
- 940
- 00:46:14,706 --> 00:46:17,607
- - You know this guy?
- - No!
- 941
- 00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:20,209
- - You know this guy?
- - No. Do you know this guy?
- 942
- 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:21,812
- - Do you know this guy?
- - I don't know you. How do I know you're not in with him?
- 943
- 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:23,547
- - You know this guy?
- - None of us know this guy. We just met him!
- 944
- 00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:27,517
- - We don't even know you! You found the guy.
- - Hey! Hey!
- 945
- 00:46:27,519 --> 00:46:29,685
- Hey, what are you yammin' about?
- 946
- 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:32,155
- You want to have $40,000,
- get in the van.
- 947
- 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:40,730
- - Oh, I don't have a seat belt.
- - Honey, nobody's got...
- 948
- 00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:42,532
- There's no seatbelt.
- These are, but there's..
- 949
- 00:46:42,534 --> 00:46:44,734
- No one's got seat-belts,
- these are the tires.
- 950
- 00:46:44,736 --> 00:46:46,869
- - This is a tire?
- - Yeah, the tires are..
- 951
- 00:46:46,871 --> 00:46:49,172
- Oh, oh. Here we go.
- 952
- 00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:52,275
- Right, it's happening, man.
- 953
- 00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:53,910
- We're in this shit now.
- 954
- 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:15,932
- Well, at least it's padded.
- 955
- 00:47:15,934 --> 00:47:17,967
- So no one can hear you scream.
- 956
- 00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:33,749
- So, so, um, how did the two
- of you meet?
- 957
- 00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:37,286
- Oh, it's a long story.
- 958
- 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:40,056
- I think we got some time.
- 959
- 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:41,892
- We met at a restaurant.
- Her restaurant, actually.
- 960
- 00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:43,994
- - It's not my restaurant.
- - Well, I call it her restaurant.
- 961
- 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:47,530
- - It's not.
- - I came in 'cause I needed a job desperately.
- 962
- 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:52,835
- And then, well, she gave me a... a simple
- task and she thought I could handle it.
- 963
- 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:54,503
- And then I couldn't handle it.
- 964
- 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:56,439
- - Like a cooking thing?
- - I was, uh, choppin'...
- 965
- 00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,507
- Like a chopping thing.
- 966
- 00:47:58,509 --> 00:48:00,142
- But can you chop
- or you just nervous?
- 967
- 00:48:00,144 --> 00:48:03,145
- I'm not good on the job,
- period.
- 968
- 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:06,082
- My mind goes places. But, uh,
- yeah, she had to fire me.
- 969
- 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:10,286
- - But...
- - So then you, you yelled at me and I cried and..
- 970
- 00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:12,989
- But then you,
- you came out after me.
- 971
- 00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:17,426
- You came out after me, you followed
- me out and you said so aggressively
- 972
- 00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:21,898
- "Do you, uh, do you wanna see
- live music?"
- 973
- 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,166
- That's all I could think of.
- 974
- 00:48:24,168 --> 00:48:27,069
- It's the way she said it, though,
- you know, it just makes me laugh.
- 975
- 00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:30,473
- How long have you been together?
- 976
- 00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:32,174
- - Four-and-a-half years.
- - Hm.
- 977
- 00:48:32,176 --> 00:48:34,744
- So what's the big plan
- with the cash?
- 978
- 00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:38,314
- Well, we wanna, I mean,
- eventually we wanna have a kid.
- 979
- 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:39,849
- - Ah.
- - Oh.
- 980
- 00:48:39,851 --> 00:48:42,885
- - That's nice.
- - Mm-hmm. Can't really do it on our own, so..
- 981
- 00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:44,688
- What, are you gonna buy a kid,
- buy sperm? Have one? What..
- 982
- 00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:49,558
- No, I want, I want Cynthia. I mean,
- we talked about it. She'll carry.
- 983
- 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:54,130
- D.. Okay, so you're... you're gonna, you're
- gonna carry the kid? That's the plan?
- 984
- 00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:55,331
- I'm hoping, if I can.
- 985
- 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,433
- You seem the more motherly
- of the two of you.
- 986
- 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,068
- - Oh, does she?
- - Yeah.
- 987
- 00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,670
- Oh, that's.. Thank you.
- That's great.
- 988
- 00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:02,806
- - You're welcome.
- - I think he's meaning it as a compliment.
- 989
- 00:49:02,807 --> 00:49:04,241
- Well, it doesn't sound like
- a compliment.
- 990
- 00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:07,310
- I think you're two sides
- of the mother coin.
- 991
- 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,980
- Like, you know, you're just maybe uncomfortable
- and I felt like I'd done something wrong
- 992
- 00:49:10,982 --> 00:49:12,582
- and then I look at her and I'm
- like it's gonna be okay.
- 993
- 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,582
- - Yeah.
- - Okay, so that's...
- 994
- 00:49:13,584 --> 00:49:14,784
- That is so sweet.
- 995
- 00:49:14,786 --> 00:49:16,485
- So together you make
- one good mom.
- 996
- 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:18,421
- No, I'm with you.
- I'm not gonna argue this.
- 997
- 00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:19,755
- I'm with you a hundred percent.
- 998
- 00:49:19,757 --> 00:49:21,325
- You always sound like you are
- arguing, am I right?
- 999
- 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:22,726
- - There's a tone that you have.
- - I get that.
- 1000
- 00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:24,795
- It's like, like right away,
- it's like we're not arguing
- 1001
- 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:26,295
- but why are you talking
- like that?
- 1002
- 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:29,765
- Sometimes I get very angry and I
- don't know where it comes from.
- 1003
- 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:33,002
- It's like a cauldron and it's
- just boiling all the time.
- 1004
- 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:34,071
- - Why is that?
- - And all of a sudden..
- 1005
- 00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:36,706
- I don't know why! It just is!
- 1006
- 00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:41,511
- - I'm sorry, honey.
- - No, that's fine.
- 1007
- 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:44,146
- See, that's what I mean. Like,
- I'm not, I'm sort of mad at you
- 1008
- 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:48,718
- because for some reason you rub me the wrong way,
- but there's no specific thing you just did.
- 1009
- 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:52,288
- Well, so we're lookin', we're lookin'
- to have a... a family down the line.
- 1010
- 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:55,424
- But first, um, I'm actually
- gonna follow my dream
- 1011
- 00:49:55,426 --> 00:49:57,593
- and Mary supporting me,
- which is so lovely.
- 1012
- 00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,195
- - Mm-hmm.
- - What's your dream?
- 1013
- 00:49:59,197 --> 00:50:01,998
- Well, it's, uh, it's to own,
- manage
- 1014
- 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,367
- and create a successful escape
- room.
- 1015
- 00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:08,004
- - Oh, wow!
- - Wait, what's an escape room?
- 1016
- 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:11,073
- Oh, you have 60 minutes in a
- room and you got to solve a...
- 1017
- 00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:14,377
- A series of puzzles to
- essentially escape the room.
- 1018
- 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:16,545
- Who the fuck needs that in their
- life? With the...
- 1019
- 00:50:16,547 --> 00:50:19,548
- That's what I was saying 'cause
- I was thinking that is life.
- 1020
- 00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:22,551
- No, first she was not on board
- with it and I said "It's
- 1021
- 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:25,821
- it's a, it's an activity,
- it's a type of fun."
- 1022
- 00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:29,625
- So, you know, for example, for the
- casino room you'll find this, you know
- 1023
- 00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:33,562
- this laser pointer and, um, you can't
- point it at anything from this angle
- 1024
- 00:50:33,564 --> 00:50:36,999
- 'cause you're actually handcuffed to
- the side of the room in the beginning.
- 1025
- 00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:41,737
- Uh, but if you point it into the mirror
- up the top of the casino room, um
- 1026
- 00:50:41,739 --> 00:50:46,308
- it actually angles directly into something
- that then unlocks. It's like a whole thing.
- 1027
- 00:50:46,310 --> 00:50:47,910
- So it's like an amusement park
- thing.
- 1028
- 00:50:47,912 --> 00:50:49,645
- No, but it's like in a
- storefront.
- 1029
- 00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:52,314
- You just set it up once and then
- you just burn and turn.
- 1030
- 00:50:52,316 --> 00:50:54,251
- People just go through that thing and
- they either do a good job or they don't.
- 1031
- 00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:56,353
- All day long, people are, like,
- how do I get out of here.
- 1032
- 00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:59,288
- And if they win, you know what they get?
- Tickets to another escape room.
- 1033
- 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:02,391
- The money makes its own money.
- It's crazy.
- 1034
- 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:29,685
- How long have you two been
- together?
- 1035
- 00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:32,655
- - Heh-heh..
- - No, no.
- 1036
- 00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:34,924
- - Oh, you're not together?
- - No. Come on.
- 1037
- 00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:39,028
- That's disgusting. Why he.. Ugh,
- I would never.
- 1038
- 00:51:39,030 --> 00:51:40,730
- Um, well, I mean, you don't have to be insulting,
- but, no, we are not, not that kind..
- 1039
- 00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,598
- Oh, no. Oh, Mel, no, I'm sorry.
- 1040
- 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,168
- No, I.. Look, I think you have a,
- you've, like, a really great face.
- 1041
- 00:51:45,169 --> 00:51:49,071
- I just don't think sexually
- or compatible, compatible.
- 1042
- 00:51:49,073 --> 00:51:51,207
- Thank you. That's fine.
- 1043
- 00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:54,643
- Yeah, no, we're... we're not together.
- We're just, uh.. He's, uh..
- 1044
- 00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:57,012
- - We're buddies.
- - Yeah, he..
- 1045
- 00:51:57,014 --> 00:51:59,482
- I don't know. He's been working
- for me for a few years..
- 1046
- 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,283
- Yeah, three. Goin' on three.
- 1047
- 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:05,321
- Came in wanderin' around like
- some lost dog lookin' at stuff.
- 1048
- 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:06,956
- I don't know, he seems..
- 1049
- 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:09,859
- And then remember?
- You had to leave that one day.
- 1050
- 00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:11,360
- - That's what started it.
- - Yeah.
- 1051
- 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:14,263
- I had to go deal with,
- uh, Deirdre.
- 1052
- 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:16,298
- And he was hangin' around.
- I said, watch the store.
- 1053
- 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:20,469
- And he watched the store
- and now I, he's still here.
- 1054
- 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:22,037
- Who's Deirdre?
- 1055
- 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:27,042
- Uh, she's a friend of mine.
- 1056
- 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,914
- But, um, but, yeah.
- 1057
- 00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:34,817
- So, yeah, so that's been a few
- years that's he's been over there.
- 1058
- 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,919
- But I've had this store.
- 1059
- 00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:39,889
- I've been work.. I've been there
- for like 15 years now.
- 1060
- 00:52:39,891 --> 00:52:41,657
- Why'd you get into pawn?
- 1061
- 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:47,696
- Well, what happened was sort of
- a circuitous thing.
- 1062
- 00:52:47,698 --> 00:52:51,600
- Like I, you know, I come from
- New Mexico.
- 1063
- 00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:53,869
- And then when I was in my 20s,
- I was in New York
- 1064
- 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:57,873
- and, um, I had a dream,
- you know, back then.
- 1065
- 00:52:59,410 --> 00:53:01,844
- Uh, I was gonna, uh, you know
- 1066
- 00:53:01,846 --> 00:53:05,080
- be in a pretty important
- rock-band.
- 1067
- 00:53:05,082 --> 00:53:09,685
- And I got to New York and I... I
- got a job driving a van
- 1068
- 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:14,256
- and, uh, lived on Lower East
- Side.
- 1069
- 00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:19,295
- And I went to the sidewalk cafe
- and there was a waitress there.
- 1070
- 00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:23,265
- Deirdre. She's pretty.
- 1071
- 00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:25,100
- I was pretty struck.
- 1072
- 00:53:25,102 --> 00:53:29,705
- And she's kind of loopy, but had
- an edge to her, pretty funny.
- 1073
- 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:32,875
- I don't know, just threw ahead
- of my number, you know?
- 1074
- 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:35,712
- And then she said, well.. Uh, you know, I
- told her I was gonna put a band together
- 1075
- 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:38,380
- and she's like,
- I wanna be in a band.
- 1076
- 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:42,351
- So we start hanging out,
- trying to write some songs.
- 1077
- 00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:47,122
- She was into heavy drugs,
- I was into lighter drugs.
- 1078
- 00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:49,525
- And, uh, you know..
- 1079
- 00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:55,598
- I started doing heavy drugs.
- 1080
- 00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:05,474
- We didn't start a band.
- 1081
- 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:11,413
- We only just started working for
- money to get drugs, so you know?
- 1082
- 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:15,851
- Yelling, cryin', fucking,
- for a while, but then that
- 1083
- 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:19,188
- then that stops and just,
- just doing drugs.
- 1084
- 00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:25,060
- And, you know, like, Sid and
- Nancy were. Just ridiculous.
- 1085
- 00:54:25,062 --> 00:54:28,163
- Fuckin' farce. Tragic.
- 1086
- 00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:35,604
- Anyway, my Uncle Teddy, my Aunt
- Rose lived down here.
- 1087
- 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,706
- Kinda hippyish,
- kinda not like my dad.
- 1088
- 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,276
- Kinda like those older people,
- you know, when you're younger
- 1089
- 00:54:40,278 --> 00:54:42,311
- you're like, that guy's cool.
- 1090
- 00:54:42,313 --> 00:54:44,546
- And I called him, I said,
- "Look, man, I'm in trouble
- 1091
- 00:54:44,548 --> 00:54:47,116
- I can't tell my old man,
- I'm strung out."
- 1092
- 00:54:47,118 --> 00:54:50,819
- He just said, "Well, come down here.
- Let's... let's get you cleaned up."
- 1093
- 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:55,891
- So I took off and then came down
- here and Teddy took care of me.
- 1094
- 00:54:55,893 --> 00:54:59,395
- And then Aunt Rose got sick and they,
- they needed to move 'cause for how..
- 1095
- 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:01,598
- I don't know, he wanted to retire
- and go to Florida, whatever.
- 1096
- 00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:06,302
- So he's, like, why don't you take the store?
- So this is three years in, you know?
- 1097
- 00:55:06,304 --> 00:55:07,836
- What about the girl?
- 1098
- 00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:14,009
- She's followed me down here.
- 1099
- 00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:16,779
- I mean, I..
- We talked about it.
- 1100
- 00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:20,182
- I guess we missed each other
- and, you know..
- 1101
- 00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:21,917
- And she said she was getting
- cleaned up.
- 1102
- 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:24,586
- She said she was clean, she'd
- come down here and stay clean
- 1103
- 00:55:24,588 --> 00:55:29,091
- and we can do the music
- down here and, um..
- 1104
- 00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:32,194
- So she comes down here and it's
- okay for a little while
- 1105
- 00:55:32,196 --> 00:55:35,998
- and then just figures out a way to
- find the people to get fucked up
- 1106
- 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,635
- and she got fucked up
- and I didn't get fucked up.
- 1107
- 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:42,638
- I didn't, I still haven't gotten
- fucked up. It's been 15 years.
- 1108
- 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,407
- I just watch her go in and out.
- 1109
- 00:55:45,409 --> 00:55:49,745
- But, um, she's around.
- She came in the other day.
- 1110
- 00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:52,581
- Did you tell her?
- 1111
- 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:54,249
- Tell her what?
- 1112
- 00:55:57,121 --> 00:55:59,088
- That you still love her.
- 1113
- 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,927
- I stopped telling her.
- 1114
- 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:11,800
- I'm not strong enough for that chick.
- And I don't have the fuckin' fortitude
- 1115
- 00:56:11,802 --> 00:56:14,103
- to tell that woman
- that I love her.
- 1116
- 00:56:14,105 --> 00:56:17,306
- She knows I love her or she
- wouldn't come around all the time.
- 1117
- 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:21,577
- But doesn't matter.
- 1118
- 00:56:23,381 --> 00:56:27,383
- You know, it's just like just
- persistent heartache..
- 1119
- 00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:32,488
- You know, and that's that.
- 1120
- 00:56:36,127 --> 00:56:38,193
- Like, my life has been the same
- for so long.
- 1121
- 00:56:38,195 --> 00:56:41,697
- Like, it's just a cycle of
- stuff.
- 1122
- 00:56:41,699 --> 00:56:45,300
- 'Cause I was just thinking of,
- like, when we got in here like
- 1123
- 00:56:45,302 --> 00:56:47,469
- why the fuck am I doing this?
- Have I come..
- 1124
- 00:56:47,471 --> 00:56:49,605
- Why the fuck am I in this truck?
- I don't do this shit.
- 1125
- 00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:53,709
- What do we need to do this shit for?
- I'm fifty-fuckin'-four years old.
- 1126
- 00:56:53,711 --> 00:56:58,647
- I'm just gonna get in the truck with
- a fuckin' idiot and go to make a deal.
- 1127
- 00:56:58,649 --> 00:57:00,115
- - You know what it is?
- - Money. What?
- 1128
- 00:57:00,117 --> 00:57:02,518
- No, it's not. It's not money.
- 1129
- 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,920
- It's that moment
- where this is a portal
- 1130
- 00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:08,590
- into whatever these fuckin' idiots,
- the worst of them represent, right.
- 1131
- 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:12,661
- You know, this, this guy is..
- We're gonna see up close.
- 1132
- 00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:14,731
- Wherever he's takin' us there's
- gonna be some answer, right?
- 1133
- 00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:17,299
- No, you're right, man. That,
- it's a little titillating
- 1134
- 00:57:17,301 --> 00:57:21,203
- I gotta say, to get that up close and
- personal with the stuff you read about is..
- 1135
- 00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:24,541
- Right, you spend a lot of time thinkin' like
- how the fuck can these people think like this.
- 1136
- 00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:27,309
- - Yeah.
- - Well, we're in the brain of that.
- 1137
- 00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:28,577
- Yeah, we're about to find out.
- 1138
- 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,179
- Apparently, it's carpeted.
- 1139
- 00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:52,000
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- - Hm?
- 1140
- 00:57:52,002 --> 00:57:53,869
- Okay.
- 1141
- 00:57:53,871 --> 00:57:55,604
- What, are we off-roading?
- 1142
- 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,544
- - Oh.
- - Oh.
- 1143
- 00:58:02,546 --> 00:58:03,745
- - We stopped.
- - We stopped.
- 1144
- 00:58:03,747 --> 00:58:05,781
- What is happening?
- 1145
- 00:58:05,783 --> 00:58:06,815
- Are we at a gas station?
- 1146
- 00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:16,859
- Whoo!
- 1147
- 00:58:16,861 --> 00:58:19,595
- Get out.
- 1148
- 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:20,996
- Watch your head.
- 1149
- 00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:28,170
- Oh. Oh.
- 1150
- 00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:29,571
- - Wow!
- - Wow!
- 1151
- 00:58:29,573 --> 00:58:31,573
- What would you call this area?
- 1152
- 00:58:31,575 --> 00:58:34,309
- We call this the country.
- I'll go get the boss.
- 1153
- 00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:36,144
- Country north, country south?
- 1154
- 00:58:36,146 --> 00:58:38,580
- I call it motherfuckin' country.
- 1155
- 00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:42,384
- You know, there's the city we all are
- from and then there's the country.
- 1156
- 00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:44,454
- - And now we is in the country.
- - Yeah. What state are we in?
- 1157
- 00:58:44,455 --> 00:58:46,255
- - Tennessee.
- - Okay.
- 1158
- 00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,725
- I'll go get the boss.
- 1159
- 00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:51,393
- Alright. Thank you, Hog.
- 1160
- 00:58:51,395 --> 00:58:54,563
- - Jaws.
- - Jaws. Hog Jaws.
- 1161
- 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,367
- Do you think they're gonna give
- us something to eat?
- 1162
- 00:58:57,368 --> 00:59:00,168
- - 'Cause I'm so hungry.
- - Oh, you need..
- 1163
- 00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:03,272
- What the fuck? Oh, these guys.
- Are you serious?
- 1164
- 00:59:03,274 --> 00:59:05,774
- That fuckin' sword
- belongs to us.
- 1165
- 00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:08,544
- Wait a minute, is that my
- screwdriver?
- 1166
- 00:59:08,546 --> 00:59:10,246
- You took that screwdriver from
- my.. You didn't pay for that.
- 1167
- 00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:12,582
- You took that off the counter.
- You didn't pay for that screwdriver.
- 1168
- 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:14,049
- Jake, I thought we talked about
- this.
- 1169
- 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:16,285
- This ain't his fuckin'
- screwdriver, Zeke.
- 1170
- 00:59:16,287 --> 00:59:18,921
- - Are you sure?
- - Yes, I'm sure. This is from my fuckin' truck.
- 1171
- 00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:20,857
- - I was in the truck!
- - It's from the glove compartment!
- 1172
- 00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:22,225
- I was sittin' in front of the
- glove compartment...
- 1173
- 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:23,960
- I, I.. Whoa, whoa.
- Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- 1174
- 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:26,862
- Wait, wait a minute.
- Wait a minute.
- 1175
- 00:59:26,864 --> 00:59:29,431
- Jake. Zeke.
- 1176
- 00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:32,034
- Jake Allmendinger?
- 1177
- 00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:35,037
- Zeke Durkin?
- 1178
- 00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:38,273
- - You know these guys?
- - I do know these guys.
- 1179
- 00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:41,910
- I can't believe that you guys are
- still friends. This is unbelievable.
- 1180
- 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:46,281
- You're... you're June and
- Buddy's kid, right?
- 1181
- 00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:49,251
- Buddy used to come in,
- pawn those earrings
- 1182
- 00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:51,520
- your mom's earrings,
- once a month for drinking money.
- 1183
- 00:59:51,522 --> 00:59:54,656
- You guys were like, four-five years old.
- You come in with him, run around.
- 1184
- 00:59:54,658 --> 00:59:56,892
- One time.. Oh, my God!
- 1185
- 00:59:56,894 --> 01:00:00,996
- One time he beat the shit out of you in the
- store for stealing somethin' off the counter.
- 1186
- 01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:05,434
- He hit you so hard that the, that he
- was crying, too. It was, it was tragic.
- 1187
- 01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:09,004
- But then you come in with your
- mom, like, a couple of weeks later
- 1188
- 01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:13,408
- to pick the earrings up and
- sometimes you have black eye
- 1189
- 01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:17,879
- and, you know, she would buy
- you ice cream and..
- 1190
- 01:00:17,881 --> 01:00:22,217
- Can I ask you a question? Why'd
- you take after the shitty one?
- 1191
- 01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:26,355
- I mean, your mom was so nice,
- you know?
- 1192
- 01:00:26,357 --> 01:00:28,924
- But you're all fucked up and
- wrong-minded
- 1193
- 01:00:28,926 --> 01:00:31,426
- like your miserable dad.
- 1194
- 01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:33,895
- - Ah!
- - Oh, no, Jake!
- 1195
- 01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:35,263
- I'm not fuckin' wrong-minded?
- 1196
- 01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:36,699
- I'm gonna poke this through her
- fuckin' neck!
- 1197
- 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:40,936
- And I put a hole of lead right
- through the back of your skull.
- 1198
- 01:00:40,938 --> 01:00:43,372
- Where the fuck did that come
- from?
- 1199
- 01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:46,508
- Alright now. Who's kickin' up
- a fuss out here?
- 1200
- 01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:53,248
- Well, lookie
- here. Allmendinger and Durkin.
- 1201
- 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:56,218
- Y'all trespassing on Invictusian
- territory.
- 1202
- 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,320
- Now, you know you're up here
- uninvited.
- 1203
- 01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,722
- We, we was just talking to 'em
- is all..
- 1204
- 01:01:00,724 --> 01:01:04,926
- Oh, you're just talking to 'em
- with a screwdriver to her neck.
- 1205
- 01:01:04,928 --> 01:01:08,030
- Now, did your boss send you up
- here, is that the plan?
- 1206
- 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:12,768
- No. You just brain trust hatch
- this idea on your own, is that it?
- 1207
- 01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:17,706
- You two get off my property.
- 1208
- 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:22,678
- I see you here again, I'll dig a hole just big
- enough for the two of ya. You understand?
- 1209
- 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,679
- - Yes, sir.
- - Yes, sir.
- 1210
- 01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:25,280
- Don't say another fuckin' word.
- 1211
- 01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:27,716
- Get the hell off my property,
- now!
- 1212
- 01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:32,521
- Folks, I'm real sorry
- about that welcome.
- 1213
- 01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:34,523
- - Uh..
- - Oh, sorry.
- 1214
- 01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:38,527
- Caught me in the middle of a, of
- a little workday there, uh..
- 1215
- 01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:42,230
- Shoulder deep in a mare when you
- pulled up, so..
- 1216
- 01:01:42,232 --> 01:01:43,966
- That's not something you can
- just pull out of.
- 1217
- 01:01:43,967 --> 01:01:48,570
- She might get spooked and take
- off across the field.
- 1218
- 01:01:48,572 --> 01:01:52,140
- You don't wanna be dragged
- behind a powerful machine
- 1219
- 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:54,843
- like that out in a country
- like this.
- 1220
- 01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:59,047
- Wind up in a ditch dead
- and nobody'd ever find you.
- 1221
- 01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:02,117
- Anyway, I understand
- you all got a
- 1222
- 01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:04,720
- real high-quality prover item,
- is that right?
- 1223
- 01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:07,689
- - Yes, sir.
- - Yeah, we got a sword. Yeah.
- 1224
- 01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:09,891
- A sword. Alright, well, let's
- take a look at it.
- 1225
- 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,527
- - Who am I dealing with? Who's in charge?
- - Oh, right here.
- 1226
- 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,528
- Oh, that'd be me, I think.
- Oh, come on.
- 1227
- 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:16,665
- Sorry, I only deal one on one,
- so you're gonna have to figure it out.
- 1228
- 01:02:16,667 --> 01:02:18,567
- Oh, well, then, that'd be me,
- s... sir.
- 1229
- 01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:20,503
- I know the guy, I made the deal,
- I talked to him...
- 1230
- 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:24,306
- Honeysuckle, what are you doing? You know
- I'm the mouthpiece of this operation.
- 1231
- 01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:26,641
- Yeah, not... not really, dear,
- You just, you know..
- 1232
- 01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:31,279
- Alright. You know what, I don't, I don't wanna
- be a witness to any, uh, marital discord
- 1233
- 01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:33,548
- so I... I'll deal with both of
- you at the same time
- 1234
- 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:36,318
- provided you're willing to hand
- over the heater, ma'am.
- 1235
- 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,520
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1236
- 01:02:38,522 --> 01:02:40,555
- There you go. Thank you.
- 1237
- 01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:44,025
- Now, you can both come on up,
- just grab the sword. Screendoor!
- 1238
- 01:02:45,796 --> 01:02:47,629
- Right this way.
- 1239
- 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,167
- - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- - What?
- 1240
- 01:02:52,169 --> 01:02:54,504
- It's a screwdriver, you have a gun.
- Can I just see if it's mine?
- 1241
- 01:02:54,505 --> 01:02:57,773
- Can you just hold on a minute?
- 1242
- 01:02:57,775 --> 01:03:02,744
- Holy shit. It's not mine. That's
- awkward. I thought it was mine.
- 1243
- 01:03:02,746 --> 01:03:05,514
- Move it.
- 1244
- 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:10,485
- Door!
- 1245
- 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:14,923
- Door! Fuck, dude, honestly.
- 1246
- 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:18,794
- Keep your eye on them and stab
- 'em with somethin' if they move.
- 1247
- 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:22,097
- Keep it hard, Door.
- 1248
- 01:03:25,903 --> 01:03:28,270
- - What's the plan?
- - What do you mean what's the plan?
- 1249
- 01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:29,472
- - We go, we get the money, we leave.
- - What's the..
- 1250
- 01:03:29,473 --> 01:03:31,140
- That's not a plan. Do you know
- what a plan..
- 1251
- 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,441
- But that's, but that's the plan in
- place. What are you talkin' about?
- 1252
- 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:34,443
- Yeah, but if shit goes upside
- down, what is the plan?
- 1253
- 01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:36,711
- Oh, come on. We..
- 1254
- 01:03:36,713 --> 01:03:39,848
- Well, we, we can run quickly.
- Steal keys and we take the truck.
- 1255
- 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:42,417
- You can't outrun a bullet. Now,
- what are your strengths?
- 1256
- 01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:44,152
- Punching or kicking?
- 1257
- 01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:47,389
- Come on in, y'all.
- 1258
- 01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:52,460
- You can put that right up here.
- 1259
- 01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:59,401
- - Have a seat.
- - You got it, big man?
- 1260
- 01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:02,737
- I'm good, Jaws, head on back down
- to the truck. Keep an eye on 'em.
- 1261
- 01:04:02,739 --> 01:04:04,172
- Fair enough.
- 1262
- 01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:09,878
- Alright, take a look at what we
- got here, huh? What's this?
- 1263
- 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,647
- Uh, those are authenticating
- papers.
- 1264
- 01:04:12,649 --> 01:04:15,217
- Okay.
- 1265
- 01:04:15,219 --> 01:04:17,018
- '81.
- 1266
- 01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:18,186
- Yeah.
- 1267
- 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:19,321
- That's the year, right?
- 1268
- 01:04:19,323 --> 01:04:20,889
- Oh, that's the year.
- 1269
- 01:04:20,891 --> 01:04:24,226
- Yeah, that's good.
- Alright, '81. Yeah.
- 1270
- 01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:25,895
- What have we got here? Ah, look
- at this old picture.
- 1271
- 01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,829
- Yeah, you know that picture.
- 1272
- 01:04:27,831 --> 01:04:28,931
- Look at Lee, he's a man.
- He cuts a man's figure, right?
- 1273
- 01:04:28,932 --> 01:04:30,266
- - Yeah, that's..
- - Yeah. Nice beard.
- 1274
- 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:31,399
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Yummy.
- 1275
- 01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:33,735
- Look at McClellan.
- He's wearin' a dress.
- 1276
- 01:04:33,737 --> 01:04:35,270
- - Oh! Heh-heh!
- - Look at him.
- 1277
- 01:04:35,272 --> 01:04:37,372
- - What a sis.
- - Well, I..
- 1278
- 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:41,009
- I think that was just the way the jacket
- was cut 'cause doesn't Lee have a..
- 1279
- 01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:44,212
- No! No, no, no, no, no, that,
- that ain't Lee's jacket.
- 1280
- 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,081
- - No, that's a table cloth.
- - Shh.
- 1281
- 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:50,318
- Painter just fucked up and didn't paint
- the top of the table the same color.
- 1282
- 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:51,786
- Idiots.
- 1283
- 01:04:58,595 --> 01:05:01,763
- Oh, my gosh, I thought I just saw
- something move in the distance.
- 1284
- 01:05:01,765 --> 01:05:04,466
- But it's just..
- I think it's the breeze.
- 1285
- 01:05:04,468 --> 01:05:07,402
- Ever think you see like,
- like a ghost?
- 1286
- 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,905
- Like something in
- the corner of your eye?
- 1287
- 01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:11,539
- Yeah, you're just like,
- whoa!
- 1288
- 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,708
- I've never seen a real ghost,
- though.
- 1289
- 01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:17,045
- I've never seen, like, a real
- ghost or anything like that.
- 1290
- 01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:18,914
- I saw one for the first time
- last week.
- 1291
- 01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:20,449
- - You're kidding me. You saw one?
- - Yeah. I saw one.
- 1292
- 01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:24,953
- It was late at night and..
- 1293
- 01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:27,088
- Sitting near, like, our... our
- 1294
- 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:31,359
- ...our kitchen table was this
- woman and she was dressed
- 1295
- 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:35,330
- like, in, like,
- 1970s office wear.
- 1296
- 01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:40,535
- And I look at her
- and she's so panicked.
- 1297
- 01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:43,939
- And I don't know what to say.
- No words are escaping my mouth.
- 1298
- 01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:46,541
- And she just says,
- "Line two, line two."
- 1299
- 01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:49,110
- - Line two, line two?
- - Line two, line two.
- 1300
- 01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:52,113
- And... and then she just..
- I blinked and she was gone.
- 1301
- 01:05:54,952 --> 01:05:57,118
- Take a look at this.
- What have we got here?
- 1302
- 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:02,090
- Oh, look at that.
- A good balance to it.
- 1303
- 01:06:02,092 --> 01:06:06,127
- - See that?
- - Uh, yeah. I see it. Okay.
- 1304
- 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:10,865
- My goodness.
- Well, this looks good. Alright.
- 1305
- 01:06:10,867 --> 01:06:13,201
- How about you all tell me
- the history of this sword?
- 1306
- 01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:14,337
- - Yeah, the story.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1307
- 01:06:14,338 --> 01:06:17,806
- Uh, so the Union Army
- surrounded.
- 1308
- 01:06:17,808 --> 01:06:20,108
- Uh, they're being generaled by,
- uh, Sherman.
- 1309
- 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:21,543
- But they're Sheridan..
- 1310
- 01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:24,779
- Sher... Sherman. So they're
- surrounded, they're in trouble.
- 1311
- 01:06:24,781 --> 01:06:25,947
- Boy, are they ever.
- 1312
- 01:06:25,949 --> 01:06:28,049
- If things don't go your way
- at Chickenfoot
- 1313
- 01:06:28,051 --> 01:06:29,517
- they don't go your way.
- 1314
- 01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:31,052
- Alright, they're cornered.
- 1315
- 01:06:41,932 --> 01:06:45,000
- Out-of-the-box thinking is good.
- You know. Just..
- 1316
- 01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:46,935
- - Out of the box?
- - Yeah, you know, ghosts.
- 1317
- 01:06:46,937 --> 01:06:48,670
- Some people think that's crazy.
- 1318
- 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:51,473
- They go, "Uh, well, no, that's
- not true. Ghosts don't exist."
- 1319
- 01:06:51,475 --> 01:06:55,076
- - You know, things that we're fed to believe. Right.
- - Right.
- 1320
- 01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:57,612
- Ghosts don't exist,
- the Earth is round.
- 1321
- 01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,952
- Well, the Earth is,
- the Earth is round.
- 1322
- 01:07:05,756 --> 01:07:07,655
- Is it, though?
- 1323
- 01:07:10,494 --> 01:07:12,127
- Yes.
- 1324
- 01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:15,497
- And ghosts don't exist.
- 1325
- 01:07:15,499 --> 01:07:20,502
- Well, I think some people are a
- little iffy about ghosts' existence
- 1326
- 01:07:20,504 --> 01:07:24,139
- but I don't think anyone's iffy
- about the world being round.
- 1327
- 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:26,408
- - Alright, let me ask you something.
- - Alright.
- 1328
- 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:30,645
- You ever driven through Kansas
- City?
- 1329
- 01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:32,148
- Thirty-thousand people losing
- their lives.
- 1330
- 01:07:32,149 --> 01:07:36,151
- Thirty-five thousand of 'em.
- Uh, sick, uh, cholera.
- 1331
- 01:07:36,153 --> 01:07:40,121
- - And the typhoid is strong and it's taken on..
- - Chlamydia.
- 1332
- 01:07:40,123 --> 01:07:43,158
- - ...more than they bargained for and..
- - Deer ticks.
- 1333
- 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,061
- - They don't have enough people to..
- - And you know this battle.
- 1334
- 01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:48,696
- - This is the Battle of Chickafist.
- - Chicken Fist is...
- 1335
- 01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:51,299
- - Chicken Fist is the Indian word. That's right.
- - Yeah. Anyway...
- 1336
- 01:07:51,301 --> 01:07:53,034
- So they're losin'.
- 1337
- 01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:57,639
- - What are you saying? Are you saying that the Earth is...
- - Is flat.
- 1338
- 01:07:57,641 --> 01:08:01,042
- And I know what, what you're thinking.
- I know it sounds kind of funny.
- 1339
- 01:08:01,044 --> 01:08:03,045
- - No, it just, it's not even that it sounds funny.
- - Because..
- 1340
- 01:08:03,046 --> 01:08:06,548
- - It just kinda sounds crazy.
- - What? And yet..
- 1341
- 01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:07,982
- I mean, don't you think?
- 1342
- 01:08:07,984 --> 01:08:11,920
- So the sword pretty much proves
- that the South won.
- 1343
- 01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:16,758
- Hm. Alright.
- 1344
- 01:08:18,195 --> 01:08:22,797
- Well, that's quite a tale. It's
- quite a tale you spun me there.
- 1345
- 01:08:22,799 --> 01:08:25,301
- - Except, I do have a of couple questions for you now.
- - Oh, well, you go ahead.
- 1346
- 01:08:25,302 --> 01:08:28,369
- It seems that, uh, you couldn't
- exactly agree on the, uh
- 1347
- 01:08:28,371 --> 01:08:30,271
- the name of the battle now,
- could you?
- 1348
- 01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:32,041
- Uh, you say it's a Chicken Fist
- and then you say Chicken Fest
- 1349
- 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:36,578
- and someone threw in a
- Chickenfoot in there somewhere
- 1350
- 01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:39,981
- which I happen to know
- is a super group with, uh
- 1351
- 01:08:39,983 --> 01:08:42,118
- Sammy Hagar and, uh, Joe Satriani.
- So I'm pretty sure it's not Chickenfoot.
- 1352
- 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:44,819
- - Really?
- - Maybe that's why I had it in mind.
- 1353
- 01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:48,857
- Maybe that's why you had it in there 'cause
- you're a big fan. Perhaps that's it, anyway.
- 1354
- 01:08:48,859 --> 01:08:50,593
- And then you couldn't settle on
- the general's name.
- 1355
- 01:08:50,594 --> 01:08:52,694
- One of you say Sherman,
- one of you say Sheridan.
- 1356
- 01:08:52,696 --> 01:08:56,364
- And you couldn't settle on whether
- it's typhoid or chlamydia or cholera.
- 1357
- 01:08:56,366 --> 01:08:58,533
- So I think you know where I'm
- going with all this.
- 1358
- 01:08:58,535 --> 01:09:02,237
- Not to mention the first shot
- across my bow which you fired
- 1359
- 01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:05,340
- referring to that army
- as the Union Army
- 1360
- 01:09:05,342 --> 01:09:07,909
- rather than the
- army of Northern Aggressors.
- 1361
- 01:09:07,911 --> 01:09:11,212
- Are we just supposed to believe
- everything that's been fed to us
- 1362
- 01:09:11,214 --> 01:09:13,615
- from the time we were a little
- kid to now?
- 1363
- 01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:17,519
- You have to question these things and that's
- a problem is that no one's questioning.
- 1364
- 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:20,188
- No one's going out and being
- like, maybe this isn't true
- 1365
- 01:09:20,190 --> 01:09:22,825
- because they're too scared or they
- don't wanna know the actual truth.
- 1366
- 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:27,162
- - Right.
- - And I swear, I was exactly where you were a year ago.
- 1367
- 01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:29,797
- Okay, say you're,
- you're a ship in the ocean.
- 1368
- 01:09:29,799 --> 01:09:31,433
- - Right. Listening.
- - Wouldn't you just fall right off?
- 1369
- 01:09:31,434 --> 01:09:32,767
- Great question.
- 1370
- 01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:35,336
- - Honestly, great question, Cynthia.
- - Thank you.
- 1371
- 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:39,407
- I'm gonna give you one last
- chance here, one last chance
- 1372
- 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:42,977
- to tell me the truth because
- I don't think that you believe.
- 1373
- 01:09:42,979 --> 01:09:46,047
- I think you believe in what the
- history books are written.
- 1374
- 01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:48,883
- And I'm gonna give you one final
- chance unless you want to spend
- 1375
- 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:51,953
- all of eternity downstairs
- in my toy room
- 1376
- 01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:54,689
- takin' a real close look
- at my collection.
- 1377
- 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:58,660
- You tell me right now,
- motherfuckers, do you believe or not?
- 1378
- 01:09:58,662 --> 01:10:00,029
- - Yes. Yes. Yes, a hundred percent. Yes.
- - I... I don't. I..
- 1379
- 01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:02,096
- We don't believe.
- There's no.. We don't..
- 1380
- 01:10:02,098 --> 01:10:03,899
- - This is real, this is very important.
- - Come on, Mary, Mary, Mary.
- 1381
- 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:06,367
- - And it's real and I believe it!
- - Mary, it's over.
- 1382
- 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:08,703
- It's over, the guy knows,
- he saw through it.
- 1383
- 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:11,440
- I don't wanna die in the toy room.
- I don't wanna play games with swords.
- 1384
- 01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:14,710
- I don't know what this sicko wants to do to
- us. I don't wanna die here, that's all, okay?
- 1385
- 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:16,544
- - You're such a..
- - What?
- 1386
- 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:19,113
- I just.. We just, we just want
- to sell the sword.
- 1387
- 01:10:19,115 --> 01:10:22,350
- That's it. And we don't care that,
- that, that what you believe it's..
- 1388
- 01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:23,752
- - What you believe is great...
- - Everyone believes what they believe.
- 1389
- 01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:25,354
- - Fine, we just..
- - Yeah, please. We made a mistake.
- 1390
- 01:10:25,355 --> 01:10:28,122
- I'm starting to believe this
- stuff myself, so you know what
- 1391
- 01:10:28,124 --> 01:10:29,958
- we just wanted money,
- but we don't even..
- 1392
- 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,961
- - I don't need the money.
- - We don't even need the money.
- 1393
- 01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:34,529
- We just wanna go. We just wanna
- go. We just wanna go home.
- 1394
- 01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:37,066
- - I just wanna go home. I.. Walk outta here.
- - Yeah, I don't wanna die..
- 1395
- 01:10:37,067 --> 01:10:38,167
- I don't wanna d..
- I don't wanna die here.
- 1396
- 01:10:38,168 --> 01:10:40,168
- I really wanna go home.
- 1397
- 01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:48,610
- Oh, fuck, he's gonna kill us.
- He's gonna fuckin' kill us.
- 1398
- 01:10:48,612 --> 01:10:51,579
- Look, this has been fun.
- This has been..
- 1399
- 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,348
- It's only gonna get better.
- Ha-ha-ha!
- 1400
- 01:10:53,350 --> 01:10:56,985
- - Freakin' toy-room time.
- - Ha-ha-ha!
- 1401
- 01:10:56,987 --> 01:10:59,088
- - I got somethin' in here for both of you.
- - Oh, come on.
- 1402
- 01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:02,624
- - I got a little somethin' in here.
- - Come on. Al... alright.
- 1403
- 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:05,126
- Oh, man! Let's see,
- ten, twenty..
- 1404
- 01:11:05,128 --> 01:11:07,395
- - Oh, shit.
- - Is that money for us?
- 1405
- 01:11:07,397 --> 01:11:10,031
- - I'm sorry. What's.. What's... what's..
- - Oh, here you go.
- 1406
- 01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:12,934
- - For us?
- - That's for us?
- 1407
- 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:16,037
- Oh! Take it.
- 1408
- 01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:18,406
- Don't touch that fuckin'..
- I'm just kidding.
- 1409
- 01:11:22,979 --> 01:11:26,314
- Oh, shit. Listen.
- 1410
- 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:33,221
- I don't believe any of this South
- won the Civil War shit, either, okay?
- 1411
- 01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:34,622
- Come again?
- 1412
- 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,959
- It's a 200-foot wall of ice
- 1413
- 01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:40,895
- that surrounds
- the entire rim of..
- 1414
- 01:11:40,897 --> 01:11:42,363
- Actually, hold on.
- 1415
- 01:11:42,365 --> 01:11:46,100
- I don't know why I'm talkin'
- about this, I can show you.
- 1416
- 01:11:46,102 --> 01:11:49,203
- So there you go, there's the
- outer rim, okay
- 1417
- 01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:51,139
- and, that's a 200-foot ice-wall,
- right?
- 1418
- 01:11:51,141 --> 01:11:54,075
- - Mm-hmm.
- - There's the sun and the moon which is actually in...
- 1419
- 01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:55,910
- - The tennis ball is the sun.
- - Yeah.
- 1420
- 01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:57,613
- - And the golf ball's the moon.
- - The golf ball's the moon.
- 1421
- 01:11:57,614 --> 01:12:01,349
- And what you're seeing, okay,
- that is within the firmament.
- 1422
- 01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:03,185
- - What's the.. Where's the firmament?
- - Because what..
- 1423
- 01:12:03,186 --> 01:12:04,819
- The firmament is actually..
- 1424
- 01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:06,889
- Here, I'll show you another
- picture, you'll be able to see it.
- 1425
- 01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:08,490
- - But that's, that's a firmament.
- - Oh! Is that a soul bowl?
- 1426
- 01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:10,325
- It's a wrong one
- 'cause you can't actually..
- 1427
- 01:12:10,327 --> 01:12:12,994
- Yeah, it's a big soul bowl that
- my mom got from Hobby Lobby.
- 1428
- 01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:15,563
- - You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
- - Wait. Are you kiddin' me?
- 1429
- 01:12:15,565 --> 01:12:17,366
- - Are you serious right now?
- - No, I'm not kidding you.
- 1430
- 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:21,636
- These people pass these stories along and
- then the next generation believes it.
- 1431
- 01:12:21,638 --> 01:12:22,671
- And the next thing you know, the
- thing grows wings and it flies!
- 1432
- 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,872
- - Oh. Right, right, right.
- - Right.
- 1433
- 01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:26,774
- And it gets bigger than anybody
- can control.
- 1434
- 01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:28,777
- So I thought, well, I got the
- money, I got the resources.
- 1435
- 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,813
- - I can start collecting this stuff. I put it away somewhere.
- - Yeah.
- 1436
- 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:35,183
- - And they'll never find it and then all it is is legend.
- - That's crazy!
- 1437
- 01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:37,785
- Man, I knew you were lying to me
- the whole damn time, man.
- 1438
- 01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:40,621
- Hold on now, Jaws. Just, just
- give it a second now.
- 1439
- 01:12:40,623 --> 01:12:42,056
- Hiya!
- 1440
- 01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:45,059
- Ah! Goddammit, that thing is..
- 1441
- 01:12:45,061 --> 01:12:47,295
- It's dull, but it hurts.
- 1442
- 01:12:47,297 --> 01:12:49,831
- Ah! What is wrong with you?
- 1443
- 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:53,334
- Get up. Stand up.
- Stand up, asshole.
- 1444
- 01:12:53,336 --> 01:12:55,771
- - Alright, okay, okay, just, just put the gun down.
- - No, no, no, no, no.
- 1445
- 01:12:55,772 --> 01:12:59,073
- - Let's talk.
- - No, the gun stays up. This man lyin' to you.
- 1446
- 01:12:59,075 --> 01:13:02,477
- Y'all been taken to the
- cleaners. This is real, man.
- 1447
- 01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:04,145
- You believe this son of a bitch?
- 1448
- 01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:06,180
- You've been trying to cause,
- big man
- 1449
- 01:13:06,182 --> 01:13:10,284
- you've been trying to cause an
- assault under your own feet, big man.
- 1450
- 01:13:10,286 --> 01:13:11,819
- How many years
- I worked for you?
- 1451
- 01:13:11,821 --> 01:13:14,355
- Go on to Google,
- put in flat Earth.
- 1452
- 01:13:14,357 --> 01:13:17,625
- There's a, a great 121 questions
- about flat Earth.
- 1453
- 01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:20,261
- - Right. Wow.
- - It is undeniable.
- 1454
- 01:13:20,263 --> 01:13:23,264
- - Yeah.
- - I mean, I'll look it up. I..
- 1455
- 01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:24,665
- Uh-huh.
- 1456
- 01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:27,502
- I never heard any.. Oh, shit!
- 1457
- 01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:29,704
- - What?
- - I gotta go.
- 1458
- 01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:32,573
- You gotta go?
- 1459
- 01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,742
- Am I the only one
- that didn't bring a gun?
- 1460
- 01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:40,548
- Goddammit, you mean,
- laughs we had, Lincoln's gay.
- 1461
- 01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:43,151
- Look at old Abe Lincoln
- with his Marfan syndrome.
- 1462
- 01:13:43,153 --> 01:13:46,020
- That's what he had!
- That's what he had.
- 1463
- 01:13:46,022 --> 01:13:49,190
- The big nose and the big feet.
- It's on the fuckin' Internet
- 1464
- 01:13:49,192 --> 01:13:51,592
- and is indisputable scientific
- fuckin' proof.
- 1465
- 01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:54,362
- I don't know. Come on, Nathaniel,
- I don't like doing this.
- 1466
- 01:13:54,364 --> 01:13:56,964
- - Get in the fuckin' truck. I'm so sorry.
- - Oh, my gosh! Okay.
- 1467
- 01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:58,500
- - Get in the fuckin' truck, Nathaniel!
- - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 1468
- 01:13:58,501 --> 01:14:00,301
- - Get in the fuckin' truck!
- - I'm in. I'm in.
- 1469
- 01:14:00,303 --> 01:14:03,271
- I'm sorry, can you pull..
- I got it.
- 1470
- 01:14:03,273 --> 01:14:04,873
- - Okay, do you want me to get it?
- - No, it won't go.
- 1471
- 01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:07,241
- Can you just, can you pull it
- down please, Nathaniel?
- 1472
- 01:14:07,243 --> 01:14:11,279
- - Thank you so much. Pull it..
- - Alright. Ah!
- 1473
- 01:14:11,281 --> 01:14:14,415
- - Alright.
- - Okay?
- 1474
- 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,716
- Alright, thank you.
- 1475
- 01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:18,085
- You're welcome.
- 1476
- 01:14:25,895 --> 01:14:28,729
- Are you like the puppet master, man?
- You're like a puppet master!
- 1477
- 01:14:28,731 --> 01:14:31,166
- You're like the Confederate puppet
- master. You pull the strings.
- 1478
- 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:32,534
- - You want to dance, puppet?
- - No, I don't want to dance..
- 1479
- 01:14:32,535 --> 01:14:34,036
- You know what, I want you to
- dance like a puppet.
- 1480
- 01:14:34,037 --> 01:14:36,704
- - I don't want to dance..
- - Give me a puppet dance.
- 1481
- 01:14:36,706 --> 01:14:39,540
- That's it. Keep dancin', man.
- That's a funny puppet dance.
- 1482
- 01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:40,808
- - You like to dance?
- - Oh..
- 1483
- 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:43,311
- Why don't you fuckin' dance like
- you're on a cartoon?
- 1484
- 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:46,714
- Put a pie in the oven!
- Put a apple pie in the oven.
- 1485
- 01:14:46,716 --> 01:14:49,317
- Bake it nice and put a nice
- crust on it and take the fork
- 1486
- 01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:51,652
- and make those notches in 'em
- like grandma did.
- 1487
- 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:52,820
- Now, what about you?
- 1488
- 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,956
- Mr. Puppet Master?
- You wanna dance, too?
- 1489
- 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:56,290
- Dance like a donkey.
- 1490
- 01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:57,925
- Dance like a funny donkey.
- 1491
- 01:14:57,927 --> 01:15:00,728
- Dance like a funny donkey,
- you jackass!
- 1492
- 01:15:00,730 --> 01:15:02,897
- That's my boy.
- Dance like a donkey.
- 1493
- 01:15:02,899 --> 01:15:04,999
- Now turn around 'cause someone
- gonna eat it.
- 1494
- 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,467
- They're gonna eat some lead.
- 1495
- 01:15:06,469 --> 01:15:07,969
- - Turn around, man.
- - Hold on.
- 1496
- 01:15:07,971 --> 01:15:09,371
- - Man, turn that around.
- - Hold on, Jaws.
- 1497
- 01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:11,540
- - You don't have to do this.
- - I'm not gonna hold my nut.
- 1498
- 01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:13,107
- - Jaws.
- - Turn around.
- 1499
- 01:15:13,109 --> 01:15:14,442
- Don't.. You don't have to do
- this.
- 1500
- 01:15:14,444 --> 01:15:16,311
- I know, I don't gotta do,
- but I'm gonna fuckin' do.
- 1501
- 01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:18,247
- - Why don't you fuckin' turn around, man, huh?
- - Okay.
- 1502
- 01:15:18,248 --> 01:15:19,780
- On the count of three..
- 1503
- 01:15:19,782 --> 01:15:23,017
- I'm gonna start stabbin'
- and shootin'.
- 1504
- 01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:25,720
- One, two..
- 1505
- 01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:27,321
- Wha..
- 1506
- 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:31,592
- Hey, where is the bathroom?
- 1507
- 01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:36,297
- - The fuck..
- - Surprise gun!
- 1508
- 01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:37,698
- - Oh, thank God.
- - Oh, my God.
- 1509
- 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,835
- Now I'm the puppet master,
- and you are boy with the pies.
- 1510
- 01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:44,405
- And the pie's full of bullet
- holes, you motherfucker!
- 1511
- 01:15:44,407 --> 01:15:45,574
- - Oh..
- - Give me the sword and give her the gun!
- 1512
- 01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:46,808
- - The gun, get the gun.
- - Give me this.
- 1513
- 01:15:46,809 --> 01:15:48,709
- - Alright.
- - Give me the sword!
- 1514
- 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,177
- Give, give me the screwdriver.
- 1515
- 01:15:50,179 --> 01:15:53,147
- He wants his screwdriver.
- Give him the driver.
- 1516
- 01:15:53,149 --> 01:15:54,716
- Alright, Mary, get your eyes
- on that one.
- 1517
- 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,083
- Okay, no, no, Cynthia..
- 1518
- 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:57,352
- - You're gonna die, motherfucker!
- - No, he's good.
- 1519
- 01:15:57,353 --> 01:15:58,487
- - Honey, no, no, wait.
- - Take the motherfucker..
- 1520
- 01:15:58,488 --> 01:15:59,687
- Wait, wait! Cynthia,
- 1521
- 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:00,923
- - He's great. He sucks.
- - Good guy.
- 1522
- 01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:02,223
- He's great. He sucks.
- 1523
- 01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:03,258
- - You get over here.
- - We'll... we'll tell you later.
- 1524
- 01:16:03,259 --> 01:16:04,326
- - Get over here.
- - I'm so sorry, then.
- 1525
- 01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:05,660
- No.
- No, it's fine. It's fine.
- 1526
- 01:16:05,662 --> 01:16:07,362
- - I feel awful. I didn't mean that.
- - I... I get it.
- 1527
- 01:16:07,363 --> 01:16:09,531
- - I don't usually use those words.
- - Just because.. Shut up.
- 1528
- 01:16:09,532 --> 01:16:12,733
- I'm comin' around now, a
- carousel full of bullets.
- 1529
- 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:14,502
- - Come on.
- - Oh, God.
- 1530
- 01:16:14,504 --> 01:16:16,204
- - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 1531
- 01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:17,439
- - You're okay?
- - You did so good. You did so great.
- 1532
- 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:19,607
- - I was so worried.
- - Bartholomew!
- 1533
- 01:16:19,609 --> 01:16:21,809
- Sturgis, get in here!
- 1534
- 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:26,614
- - Time for you to..
- - Oh, yeah?
- 1535
- 01:16:26,616 --> 01:16:28,783
- Take this sack of shit down
- to the toy room.
- 1536
- 01:16:28,785 --> 01:16:30,451
- - Oh, shit!
- - There's really a toy room?
- 1537
- 01:16:30,453 --> 01:16:32,887
- Oh, yeah. We'll have a little
- play time with you later.
- 1538
- 01:16:32,889 --> 01:16:34,723
- You just hope you sleep well
- tonight in your bed of lies.
- 1539
- 01:16:34,724 --> 01:16:38,459
- I will. I'll be, I'll be sleepin'
- tuckered out after whoopin' your ass.
- 1540
- 01:16:38,461 --> 01:16:40,394
- - Asshole!
- - Out you go.
- 1541
- 01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:42,264
- So where'd you get the guns?
- How did you pull this off?
- 1542
- 01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:43,966
- What are you,
- like secret agents or somethin'?
- 1543
- 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:47,068
- Oh, no. Mary was in the Israeli army.
- She taught me a few things, too.
- 1544
- 01:16:47,070 --> 01:16:48,903
- - Oh, okay. Of course, she was.
- - Oh..
- 1545
- 01:16:48,905 --> 01:16:50,404
- And we finally got to
- use our watches.
- 1546
- 01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:51,706
- I know. You did so good.
- 1547
- 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,541
- Because I thought,
- she's gonna forget to look.
- 1548
- 01:16:53,543 --> 01:16:55,377
- - 'Cause you know sometimes...
- - No, I never looked.
- 1549
- 01:16:55,378 --> 01:16:57,578
- But it was buzzin'.
- At first I thought it was a bee
- 1550
- 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:59,847
- I looked down, I was like,
- "Oh, Mary's talking to me."
- 1551
- 01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:02,416
- Said S-O-S with a little gun
- emoji. I knew what that meant.
- 1552
- 01:17:02,418 --> 01:17:05,453
- - You did so good.
- - Mm, so I put Nathaniel in the back of the van.
- 1553
- 01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:07,155
- - 'Cause you told me not to trust him.
- - That's right.
- 1554
- 01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:08,956
- - No offense.
- - No, I get it.
- 1555
- 01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:11,325
- But then I was walkin' away
- and he started hummin'.
- 1556
- 01:17:11,327 --> 01:17:14,395
- - Ugh!
- - And I felt so bad, I was like, bless his heart.
- 1557
- 01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:16,030
- That's one reaction.
- 1558
- 01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:19,967
- Okay, well, let's give it up
- for him. Where is he?
- 1559
- 01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:23,070
- - Oh, my God. Oh, it's sad.
- - Hey, buddy.
- 1560
- 01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:24,640
- - Oh, no.
- - There he is, standin' out there.
- 1561
- 01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:26,173
- Hello! Hey, get in here!
- High-five!
- 1562
- 01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:28,175
- - Hey, oh, alright.
- - Up top!
- 1563
- 01:17:28,177 --> 01:17:29,711
- - What are you, what are you doin' out there?
- - You did it!
- 1564
- 01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:31,513
- - I was waiting for you guys to open the..
- - You did it!
- 1565
- 01:17:31,514 --> 01:17:33,481
- I did it?
- Oh, good. It worked?
- 1566
- 01:17:33,483 --> 01:17:35,316
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, my gosh.
- 1567
- 01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:36,718
- - The knocking..
- - With the knocking at the perfect time, right? Two..
- 1568
- 01:17:36,719 --> 01:17:38,719
- - In three, two, and then..
- - Ugh..
- 1569
- 01:17:38,721 --> 01:17:39,821
- - And then I was like, uh..
- - Oh, then I thought you did..
- 1570
- 01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:40,921
- Pow-pow-pow! Oh, good.
- 1571
- 01:17:40,923 --> 01:17:43,891
- I said somethin' really cool,
- too.
- 1572
- 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:47,762
- Yeah. Alright, well.
- You folks are free to go.
- 1573
- 01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:50,331
- - Here's your money. I'll just, uh..
- - Alright. Thank you.
- 1574
- 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,433
- Take my sword.
- So let's, uh..
- 1575
- 01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:54,935
- - Alright.
- - Put this here.
- 1576
- 01:17:54,937 --> 01:17:57,405
- - Alright.
- - Put it right there.
- 1577
- 01:17:57,407 --> 01:18:00,441
- Goodbye. Oh.
- 1578
- 01:18:01,711 --> 01:18:03,210
- Oh.. Alright.
- 1579
- 01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:04,679
- - Yeah.
- - Let go of it.
- 1580
- 01:18:04,681 --> 01:18:05,847
- - Here we go.
- - He's got the cloth there for you.
- 1581
- 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:08,883
- And just..
- Let's put it right.. No.
- 1582
- 01:18:08,885 --> 01:18:10,217
- Now there, what's happening?
- 1583
- 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:11,819
- What are you, teasing him?
- 1584
- 01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:13,954
- - No, I just, um..
- - Just let it go.
- 1585
- 01:18:13,956 --> 01:18:15,790
- - Alright.
- - Paid a lot of money for it.
- 1586
- 01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:17,591
- Okay. Just gonna let go of it
- this time.
- 1587
- 01:18:17,593 --> 01:18:19,293
- - Yeah.
- - Here we go. No, no, no, no, no.
- 1588
- 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:20,828
- - Honey, honey, honey, you okay?
- - Wow!
- 1589
- 01:18:20,830 --> 01:18:24,965
- - I.. No, I don't think..
- - What's goin' on?
- 1590
- 01:18:24,967 --> 01:18:29,637
- I'm so sorry, y'all.
- I just.. Wow!
- 1591
- 01:18:29,639 --> 01:18:31,839
- This was my grandpappy's sword.
- 1592
- 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,340
- Your racist grandpappy?
- 1593
- 01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:37,812
- Well, I don't agree
- with his morals
- 1594
- 01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:40,347
- or his ideas when it comes to
- the Civil War
- 1595
- 01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:42,817
- but he was a good man.
- 1596
- 01:18:42,819 --> 01:18:47,121
- He would take care of me every night
- when my daddy would go to work.
- 1597
- 01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:50,091
- And he would
- tuck me in and
- 1598
- 01:18:50,093 --> 01:18:53,260
- and pretend to fall asleep next
- to me, read me stories and..
- 1599
- 01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:55,429
- Oh, we had this song.
- We had this song..
- 1600
- 01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:58,632
- ...we made it up together.
- 1601
- 01:18:58,634 --> 01:19:01,769
- I didn't remember it
- until this moment.
- 1602
- 01:19:01,771 --> 01:19:03,838
- ♪ Pack your bags ♪
- 1603
- 01:19:06,209 --> 01:19:09,376
- ♪ Board your flight ♪
- 1604
- 01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:14,749
- ♪ The only destination
- is the night ♪
- 1605
- 01:19:14,751 --> 01:19:17,351
- ♪ In dream land ♪
- 1606
- 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:19,687
- ♪ Do you have your ticket? ♪
- 1607
- 01:19:19,689 --> 01:19:22,990
- ♪ In dream land ♪
- 1608
- 01:19:22,992 --> 01:19:24,892
- ♪ This flight's a little long ♪
- 1609
- 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:26,961
- ♪ But it's much better
- with this song ♪
- 1610
- 01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:27,962
- Okay.
- 1611
- 01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:30,664
- ♪ In dream land ♪
- 1612
- 01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:31,699
- Alright.
- 1613
- 01:19:31,701 --> 01:19:34,535
- ♪ Honk shoo ♪
- 1614
- 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:37,271
- - Okay.
- - It just came back to me.
- 1615
- 01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:41,575
- I haven't sung that in so long.
- I.. I'm sorry.
- 1616
- 01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:45,212
- This is the only thing I have
- left of my, of my grandpa.
- 1617
- 01:19:45,214 --> 01:19:47,481
- I don't think
- I can sell this sword.
- 1618
- 01:19:47,483 --> 01:19:50,951
- - Oh..
- - I'm so sorry. I know we need the money..
- 1619
- 01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:53,354
- Listen.
- No, don't be sorry.
- 1620
- 01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:58,125
- Look, I mean.. Yeah, yeah, we, you
- know, we need the money, whatever. Okay?
- 1621
- 01:19:58,127 --> 01:19:59,627
- - Not okay.
- - It is okay!
- 1622
- 01:19:59,629 --> 01:20:01,029
- - You shut up! You shut up!
- - No, it's not.
- 1623
- 01:20:01,030 --> 01:20:02,062
- - Listen.
- - You shut..
- 1624
- 01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:03,430
- If you wanna keep this sword
- 1625
- 01:20:03,432 --> 01:20:06,500
- if this means the world
- to you..
- 1626
- 01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:09,170
- Goddammit, it means the world
- to me, sweetie.
- 1627
- 01:20:09,172 --> 01:20:10,938
- - I love you so much.
- - I love you.
- 1628
- 01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:12,807
- Love you. Love you so much.
- 1629
- 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:14,642
- You know what? Deal's off.
- 1630
- 01:20:14,644 --> 01:20:18,179
- I get it. It's family.
- Family is very important.
- 1631
- 01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:21,081
- It's the last you have of him,
- I... I understand.
- 1632
- 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:22,516
- You're not upset?
- 1633
- 01:20:22,518 --> 01:20:24,418
- No, no, I'm not upset. Look.
- 1634
- 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:27,354
- Why don't we put it in this
- scabbard, I'll wrap it up for you?
- 1635
- 01:20:27,356 --> 01:20:31,725
- You all can be on your way.
- Here you go.
- 1636
- 01:20:31,727 --> 01:20:32,860
- - Here we go.
- - Wow.
- 1637
- 01:20:32,862 --> 01:20:35,863
- - It's okay.
- - What a strange experience.
- 1638
- 01:20:35,865 --> 01:20:39,033
- Yes, it was a strange experience.
- A strange, horrible experience.
- 1639
- 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:40,569
- I mean, we went through a lot
- to get to here.
- 1640
- 01:20:40,570 --> 01:20:41,735
- - Yeah.
- - That's right.
- 1641
- 01:20:41,737 --> 01:20:43,637
- - And I..
- - You just fucked it all up.
- 1642
- 01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:44,872
- - Yup.
- - I got myself a sword.
- 1643
- 01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:45,907
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, good for you.
- 1644
- 01:20:45,908 --> 01:20:47,908
- Yup. You had it the whole time.
- 1645
- 01:20:47,910 --> 01:20:50,010
- So..
- 1646
- 01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:54,481
- Alright. So, I guess, uh..
- 1647
- 01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:56,083
- Here's the money.
- 1648
- 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,087
- Alright then.
- 1649
- 01:21:00,089 --> 01:21:04,024
- There we go.
- Now, you can have this.
- 1650
- 01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:06,527
- But I do need one thing
- from you.
- 1651
- 01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:09,396
- Young lady, I need a promise..
- 1652
- 01:21:09,398 --> 01:21:12,900
- That you'll guard and protect
- this sword with your life
- 1653
- 01:21:12,902 --> 01:21:17,805
- make sure it never falls into the wrong
- hands to be used for nefarious purposes.
- 1654
- 01:21:17,807 --> 01:21:20,474
- Keep it away from those who would
- use it to do harm to others.
- 1655
- 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:22,710
- - Yes, sir.
- - Make me that promise.
- 1656
- 01:21:22,712 --> 01:21:24,078
- I promise you.
- 1657
- 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,780
- Alright. Go in peace.
- 1658
- 01:21:26,782 --> 01:21:31,018
- - And also with you.
- - Alright. Get outta here. Wait.
- 1659
- 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:35,256
- One more thing, you need a way to
- get outta here, keys to the van.
- 1660
- 01:21:35,258 --> 01:21:37,291
- Take it and go.
- 1661
- 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:38,726
- Are you gonna kill us?
- 1662
- 01:21:38,728 --> 01:21:40,861
- - No.
- - Someone gonna follow us?
- 1663
- 01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:44,265
- No. I want you to get outta here.
- I got a date in the toy room.
- 1664
- 01:21:44,267 --> 01:21:46,166
- - Thank you, boss man.
- - You're welcome.
- 1665
- 01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:49,003
- Go. Come on, Mel.
- 1666
- 01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:30,177
- - Hey, Mel.
- - Yeah?
- 1667
- 01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:31,578
- Look.
- 1668
- 01:22:35,818 --> 01:22:38,018
- Isn't that Deidre's car?
- 1669
- 01:22:42,892 --> 01:22:43,892
- Yup.
- 1670
- 01:25:36,065 --> 01:25:40,934
- One, two..
- One, two, three..
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