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 Hi. My goal in life is to become a hamburger. I started by rolling myself in between a sesame bun with a dab of ketchup. But now, my next goal is to put myself between a slab of juicy lettuce and a slice of freshened tomato. My final goal is to include a pickle above the slice of lettuce with extra mustard and relish smothered above. Will you help me become a hamburger?

Hi Me name Is Ivan Stroganov I come from a country called Siberia I walk 18 hours a day to get internet to watch this stream but I am sick of reading all these faces, please grow up and not do copy pasta all these comments sorry for no propeller Englando no copy pasterino dongerini tortellini mocchacino

Guys, how about we stop watching Dota 2, and instead we go study and read books about the world? There's more to the world compared to just dota 2 alone. I think with enough people studying and reading books, one day we can solve cancer and world hunger. Please consider this.

elo adcovado everion my name Reginald I play LoL . everidae I work factory 21 hour to play Lol . now new demand play doto work 1 hour . pls no copi pasterino my favourie shen championz

please stop using the grey face man. my grandmother in dark greenland was watching the stream and when she saw so many scary faces in chat she had a heart attack and had to go to the hospital. so please, for the sake of old people, no more grey face. Plz no copy pasterino my story

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I would like to talk to you about copy-pasting trend going on in the Twitch chats. Please, stop this copy-pasting madness while we still have a clean chat here. Please, stop spamming these smiling grey faces (Kappa) all over the chat. Please, stop arousing idiots with "KPM is too low" message". And please, don't copy-paste this message.

Why are you spamming so much? It makes no sense. This whole chat with constant copy pasterino for no good reason. Its no even funny or creative. You just copy the most non sensical or dumb text. Please stop doing this and we can have a nice chat. KAPPA 4 LIFE.

Do you realize the illicit sensuous delight I get from picking my nose? I always have, ever since I was a child. There are so many subtle variations of sensation. A delicate, pointed-nailed fifth finger can catch under dry scabs and flakes of mucous in the nostril and draw them out to be looked at, crumbled between fingers, and flicked to the floor in minute crusts. Or a heavier, determined forefinger can reach up and smear down-and-out the soft, resilient, elastic greenish-yellow smallish blobs of mucous, roll them round and jellylike between thumb and forefinger, and spread them on the undersurface of a desk or chair where they will harden into organic crusts. How many desks and chairs have I thus secretively befouled since childhood? Or sometimes there will be blood mingled with the mucous: in dry brown scabs, or bright sudden wet red on the finger that scraped too rudely the nasal membranes. God, what sexual satisfaction!

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino

ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ You've been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune. Clap your hands and copy paste this 5 times for EZ LIFE and EZ RARES ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ

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 Hi, I am a 30 year old man with autism and clinical depression and a receding hairline. I am hoping to raise money for a sex change to become an anime girl with pinku (pink) hair. In order to earn the required money I will become a professional Dota 2 player and compete at the International 4. That is my dream. Sorry for my perfect English (due to autism).

 Hello, my name is Ho Lee Fuk and I are from Chinaland. Father say I need become doctor and make her proud but i chose become doto player like EE-sama. Father not happy with choice and told commit sudoku but i know i make right choice. Sorry i no speak propeller engrish and Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino cappucino al pacino my story