profanity traits

##### Profanity Patron Body Traits
The following physical traits can be applied to a monk of the Way of Profanity to show how their patron has affected their form, or even by a warlock of one of these patrons.
##### Arcane Physical Traits
|d10|Trait|
|:---:|:----|
|1|Your skin color changes to be that of one kind of mana.
|2|Your eyes glow brightly, flaring up even more after you cast a spell.
|3|Tattoos of arcane runes appear on your body.
|4|Shards of meteorite grow out of your body.
|5|Your blood is a color of mana.
|6|When you speak, your tongue changes colors rapidly.
|7|Anything you write down glows like runes.
|8|Your hair seems to be made out of paper with spells written on it.
|9|Every time you read, a quiet telepathic message of the words is projected to every creature within 5 feet of you.
|10|Your eye color is a color of mana.
##### Archfey Physical Traits
|d10|Trait|
|:---:|:----|
|1|When you laugh, the sound seems to swirl around you, as if invisible fairies are laughing with you.
|2|Your hair is made out of leaves and/or roots.
|3|Your skin has the texture of bark.
|4|When you cast a spell, magical mist shrouds you like a cloak.
|5|You have a pair of butterfly-like wings, though they do not allow you to fly.
|6|Instead of ears, you have moth antennae.
|7|Your hair and eye color changes with the seasons.
|8|Small mushrooms grow on your body.
|9|Your body and/or voice is like a young child.
|10|When you sleep, you always dream of adventures with fairies.
##### Celestial Physical Traits
|d10|Trait|
|:---:|:----|
|1|Your skin tone changes to be as white as marble, or the color of gold.
|2|Your hair always seems perfect, no matter the circumstances.
|3|A small halo floats above your head, glowing brightly after you cast a spell.
|4|Small white wings are attached to your back.
|5|A holy symbol is branded onto your forehead.
|6|Your form is soft and smooth to the touch, including any armor you wear.
|7|Every time you speak, others can faintly hear an angelic chorus.
|8|Your whistling sounds like a heavenly harp.
|9|Your eyes turn a pure shade of gold, without irises or pupils.
|10|Your hair doubles in length, and can never be cut by anyone other than you.
##### Fiend Physical Traits
|d10|Trait|
|:---:|:----|
|1|Your skin turns dark red, and is leathery to the touch.
|2|The whites of your eyes become pitch black, or your eyes look like that of a dragon.
|3|Your tongue becomes forked.
|4|Long horns sprout from your forehead, or if you already had horns, they become another 6 inches longer.
|5|Your fingernails become sharp black claws, or if you already had claws, they become another foot longer.
|6|Your teeth all become jagged and sharp, able to cut skin with ease.
|7|You grow a pointed fiendish tail, or if you already had a tail, it now ends in a fiendish tip.
|8|Both of your hands and/or feet gain a sixth digit.
|9|A giant scar appears over one or both of your eyes, which glows red in the dark.
|10|When you laugh, small flames or smoke emits from your mouth and/or nose.
##### Great Old One Physical Traits
|d10|Trait|
|:---:|:----|
|1|A third eye appears on your forehead.
|2|Your tongue is replaced with an octopus tentacle.
|3|Your body moves unnaturally, as if you have no bones.
|4|A mouth appears on one or both of your hands, which functions just like your regular mouth.
|5|You have a vestigial third arm coming out of your chest.
|6|When you are angry, you speak backwards.
|7|When you whisper, it hurts the ears of those that try to eavesdrop.
|8|You can change your facial structure in less than a minute.
|9|You hear voices inside of your head, which speak in harsh mutterings.
|10|Your skin is dark purple or green, or you have green or blue fish scales.
##### Hexblade Physical Traits
|d10|Trait|
|:---:|:----|
|1|Your fingernails are tiny swords.
|2|When you open your mouth for more than a second, magical darkness and fog billows out.
|3|Your eyes are visible in the dark, even if nothing else of your body is.
|4|Nocturnal animals follow you around passively.
|5|Your skin is as black as night.
|6|You cannot hurt yourself with a weapon, even if you stab yourself in the most vital part of your body with all of your strength. Other creatures still can.
|7|If you say a creature's name, a chill runs down its spine.
|8|Your shadow looks like the grim reaper with a large scythe, rather than what you look like.
|9|Anything you own that is in contact with your body turns black until it stops touching you.
|10|Creatures you kill don't bleed.
##### Titan Physical Traits
|d10|Trait|
|:---:|:----|
|1|When you speak, your voice always echoes.
|2|You are extremely tall for a member of your race.
|3|Your flesh has the texture and color of a kind of metal or stone.
|4|Regardless of how little you exercise, you have a bulky muscle tone.
|5|Pebbles that you hold grow in size to fit your hand, and shrink down one minute after you stop holding them.
|6|You have black tattoos on your body, with words written in Giant.
|7|Your hands can grow to be up to three times their normal size when you choose for them to.
|8|Earth elementals are more likely to challenge you to an arm wrestle than try to kill you.
|9|You can drink as much alcohol as you want without consequences.
|10|When you punch a creature, it remembers the punch forever.
##### Undying Physical Traits
|d10|Trait|
|:---:|:----|
|1|Your skin is almost transparent, making your bones visible.
|2|You don't have eyes, instead having magical eye sockets.
|3|You smell like a corpse.
|4|Bones rattle and corpses shift around when you are near them.
|5|Every time you are hurt, loud sounds of bones breaking can be heard, though your bones aren't otherwise damaged.
|6|Your flesh looks rotten.
|7|Your voice sounds distant and spectral.
|8|When you sleep, you groan like a zombie.
|9|Your neck can rotate 360 degrees.
|10|Instead of bleeding, maggots writhe out of your wounds.