Horrific movies ranking

Most to least entertainment value:
1. Joshua and the Promised Land
2. The Room
3. Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
4. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
5. Foodfight!
6. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
7. Goat Story
8. The Christmas Tree
9. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
10. The Amazing Bulk
11. Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted
12. Garbage Pail Kids
13. Samurai Cop
14. Lycan Colony
15. Goat Story 2: With Cheese
16. Ben and Arthur
17. Trolland
18. Turkish Star Wars
19. Troll 2
20. Norm of the North
21. Fred 2, Night of the Living Fred
22. Leo the Lion
23. The Fanatic
24. Master of Disguise
25. The Legend of the Titanic
26. The Illusionauts
27. Fred the Movie
28. Dalmatians 3
29. Dorbees: Making decisions
30. Ratatoing
31. Fred 3: Camp Fred
32. Baby Geniuses
33. Clash of the Warlords
34. In Search of Titanic
35. Nostalgia Critic: The Wall Review
36. A Talking Cat!?!
37. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
38. Artemis Fowl
39. Titanic: The Animated Movie- The Legend Goes On...
40. Cats
41. The Oogieloves
42. The Last Vampire
43. A Car's Life
44. What's UP: Balloon to the Rescue
45. Tiny Robots
46. The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
47. Little Panda Fighter
48. Not Cool
49. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
50. Jurassic Shark
51. F the Prom
52. After Last Season
53. Zaat
54. Little Bee
55. Fateful Findings
56. Suburban Knights
57. Kickassia
58. Rapsitte Street Kids
59. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
60. Little and Big Monsters
61. Jack and Jill
62. Shark Exorcist
63. Little Cars and the Great Race
64. Sir Billi
65. Manos: Hands of Fate

Most to least horrific:
1. Goat Story
2. Foodfight!
3. The Fanatic
4. Shark Exorcist
5. A Car's Life
6. F the Prom
7. Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
8. Garbage Pail Kids
9. Not Cool
10. Nostalgia Critic: The Wall Review
11. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
12. Baby Geniuses
13. The Illusionauts
14. Cats
15. Fred the Movie
16. Troll 2
17. Goat Story 2: With Cheese
18. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
19. Joshua and the Promised Land
20. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
21. Ben and Arthur
22. In Search of Titanic
23. What's UP: Balloon to the Rescue
24. Jurassic Shark
25. The Room
26. Leo the Lion
27. The Amazing Bulk
28. Jack and Jill
29. The Legend of the Titanic
30. Zaat
31. Fred 3: Camp Fred
32. After Last Season
33. Ratatoing
34. Little and Big Monsters
35. Sir Billi
36. Titanic: The Animated Movie- The Legend Goes On...
37. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
38. Fred 2, Night of the Living Fred
39. Trolland
40. Master of Disguise
41. Rapsitte Street Kids
42. Fateful Findings
43. Suburban Knights
44. Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted
45. The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
46. The Last Vampire
47. Samurai Cop
48. Kickassia
49. The Oogieloves
50. Manos: Hands of Fate
51. Artemis Fowl
52. Lycan Colony
53. Norm of the North
54. Clash of the Warlords
55. Little Bee
56. Dorbees: Making decisions
57. Little Cars and the Great Race
58. Turkish Star Wars
59. Tiny Robots
60. Little Panda Fighter
61. The Christmas Tree
62. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
63. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
64. Dalmatians 3
65. A Talking Cat!?!

Most to least objectively bad:
1. After Last Season
2. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
3. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
4. Shark Exorcist
5. Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
6. Trolland
7. The Amazing Bulk
8. Ben and Arthur
9. Dalmatians 3
10. Foodfight!
11. Kickassia
12. Suburban Knights
13. Manos: Hands of Fate
14. Nostalgia Critic: The Wall Review
15. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
16. Fred 3: Camp Fred
17. Fred the Movie
18. Joshua and the Promised Land
19. Little Cars and the Great Race
20. A Car's Life
21. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
22. Goat Story
23. The Fanatic
24. The Christmas Tree
25. Dorbees: Making decisions
26. Not Cool
27. Fred 2, Night of the Living Fred
28. Little and Big Monsters
29. Troll 2
30. What's UP: Balloon to the Rescue
31. Ratatoing
32. Jurassic Shark
33. Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted
34. Fateful Findings
35. Rapsitte Street Kids
36. Clash of the Warlords
37. Zaat
38. Turkish Star Wars
39. The Last Vampire
40. Lycan Colony
41. Baby Geniuses
42. Goat Story 2: With Cheese
43. Sir Billi
44. Tiny Robots
45. Titanic: The Animated Movie- The Legend Goes On...
46. Little Panda Fighter
47. Little Bee
48. The Room
49. F the Prom
50. Cats
51. Jack and Jill
52. Master of Disguise
53. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
54. In Search of Titanic
55. The Illusionauts
56. A Talking Cat!?!
57. Garbage Pail Kids
58. The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
59. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
60. Leo the Lion
61. Samurai Cop
62. Artemis Fowl
63. The Legend of the Titanic
64. Norm of the North
65. The Oogieloves

Overall feeling:
1: Joshua and the Promised Land
2. The Room
3. Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
4. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
5. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
6. The Christmas Tree
7. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
8. The Amazing Bulk
9. Garbage Pail Kids
10. Goat Story
11. Ben and Arthur
12. Turkish Star Wars
13. Samurai Cop
14. Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted
15. Goat Story 2: With Cheese
16. Troll 2
17. Norm of the North
18. Lycan Colony
19. Trolland
20. Master of Disguise
21. Leo the Lion
22. Dalmatians 3
23. A Talking Cat!?!
24. Dorbees: Making decisions
25. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
26. The Last Vampire
27. Clash of the Warlords
28. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
29. Fred 2, Night of the Living Fred
30. The Legend of the Titanic
31. Zaat
32. The Illusionauts
33. The Oogieloves
34. The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
35. Rapsitte Street Kids
36. In Search of Titanic
37. Baby Geniuses
38. Cats
39. Sir Billi
40: Ratatoing
41. Little Panda Fighter
42. Tiny Robots
43. Little Bee
44. What's UP: Balloon to the Rescue
45. Fateful Findings
46. Manos: Hands of Fate
47. Titanic: The Animated Movie- The Legend Goes On...
48. Little and Big Monsters
49. Jurassic shark
50. Artemis Fowl
51. Nostalgia Critic: The Wall Review
52. Fred the Movie
53. Fred 3: Camp Fred
54. Little Cars and the Great Race
55. Kickassia
56. Suburban Knights
57. Not Cool
58. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
59. After Last Season
60. A Car's Life
61. Foodfight!
62. Jack and Jill
63. F the Prom
64. Shark Exorcist
65. The Fanatic

Top X memeworthy moments (good and very very bad):

1. The chocolate scene (The Room)
2. Detroit (Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike)
3. Johnny's breakdown and suicide (The Room)
4. Egor destroys Speedy (A Car's Life)
5. The shop scene (The Room)
6. Mr Clipboard walks into shop (Foodfight!)
7. XR reeks havoc in restaurant (Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox)
8. No... NOOOOOOOO! (Joshua and the Promised Land)
9. I cannot believe you committed suicide (Fateful Findings)
10. Dance scene (Foodfight!)
11. I did not hit her, it is bullshit, I did naahht. Oh hi Mark! (The Room)
12. Dingle's neck (Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike)
13. That's right. I have AIDS! (The Last Vampire)
14. Girls are stripped half naked (Garbage Pail Kids)
15. I'm going to kill you for that (Plumbers Don't Wear Ties)
16. Dan likes woman's packaging (Foodfight!)
17. Joshua gets some quail (Joshua and the Promised Land)
18. They're going to eat me! Oh my goooooooood (Troll 2)
19. Turtle nose bite (Master of Disguise)
20. Sex scene (Goat Story)
21. Ali-gator ogles woman and bites toe (Garbage Pail Kids)
22. Cool Cat jerks off (Cool Cat Saves the Kids)
23. Amazing Bulk runs through stock footage (The Amazing Bulk)
24. Rhinos f some shizzle up (Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted)
25. Little kid's penis (Goat Story)
26. Slavery makes the world go round (Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike)
27. Rat moustache wire (The Legend of the Titanic)
28. Surprise domestic abuse (Ben and Arthur)
29. It's feeding time! (Artemis Fowl)
30. Limp Bizkit plug (The Fanatic)
31. Random aliens (Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox)
32. Get naked so I can baptise you bro (in a straight way) (Ben and Arthur)


Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is technically not a movie, but for all intents and purposes we can put it on the same list as the rest of this shite. It has the same energy, production value, and 'so bad it's good' feeling.

The Nostalgia Critic's 'review' of The Wall took itself very seriously, and tried to present itself as some sort of pseudo short film, so I think it counts. It's certainly bad enough to be in good company here.

Anything above 30 minutes long is being considered for this list. The official definition for a movie is that it needs to exceed 40 minutes, so The Wall review, Dorbees: Making Decisions and Little Cars and the Great Race wouldn't count, but we're using 30 mins as the cut off point.

A film can get bonus points for entertainment value and overall feeling if there's something outside the movie that makes me laugh (for example, Norm of the North Twitter account)