Horrific movies ranking

Most to least entertainment value:
1. Joshua and the Promised Land
2. The Room
3. Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
4. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
5. Foodfight!
6. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
7. Goat Story
8. The Christmas Tree
9. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
10. The Amazing Bulk
11. Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted
12. Garbage Pail Kids
13. Samurai Cop
14. Lycan Colony
15. Goat Story 2: With Cheese
16. Ben and Arthur
17. Trolland
18. Turkish Star Wars
19. Troll 2
20. Norm of the North
21. Fred 2, Night of the Living Fred
22. Leo the Lion
23. The Fanatic
24. Master of Disguise
25. The Legend of the Titanic
26. The Illusionauts
27. Fred the Movie
28. Dalmatians 3
29. Dorbees: Making decisions
30. Ratatoing
31. Fred 3: Camp Fred
32. Baby Geniuses
33. Clash of the Warlords
34. In Search of Titanic
35. Nostalgia Critic: The Wall Review
36. A Talking Cat!?!
37. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
38. Artemis Fowl
39. Titanic: The Animated Movie- The Legend Goes On...
40. Cats
41. The Oogieloves
42. The Last Vampire
43. A Car's Life
44. What's UP: Balloon to the Rescue
45. Tiny Robots
46. The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
47. Little Panda Fighter
48. Not Cool
49. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
50. Jurassic Shark
51. F the Prom
52. Zaat
53. Little Bee
54. Fateful Findings
55. Suburban Knights
56. Kickassia
57. Rapsitte Street Kids
58. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
59. Little and Big Monsters
60. Jack and Jill
61. Shark Exorcist
62. Little Cars and the Great Race
63. Sir Billi
64. Manos: Hands of Fate

Most to least horrific:
1. Goat Story
2. Foodfight!
3. The Fanatic
4. Shark Exorcist
5. A Car's Life
6. F the Prom
7. Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
8. Garbage Pail Kids
9. Not Cool
10. Nostalgia Critic: The Wall Review
11. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
12. Baby Geniuses
13. The Illusionauts
14. Cats
15. Fred the Movie
16. Troll 2
17. Goat Story 2: With Cheese
18. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
19. Joshua and the Promised Land
20. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
21. Ben and Arthur
22. In Search of Titanic
23. What's UP: Balloon to the Rescue
24. Jurassic Shark
25. The Room
26. Leo the Lion
27. The Amazing Bulk
28. Jack and Jill
29. The Legend of the Titanic
30. Zaat
31. Fred 3: Camp Fred
32. Ratatoing
33. Little and Big Monsters
34. Sir Billi
35. Titanic: The Animated Movie- The Legend Goes On...
36. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
37. Fred 2, Night of the Living Fred
38. Trolland
39. Master of Disguise
40. Rapsitte Street Kids
41. Fateful Findings
42. Suburban Knights
43. Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted
44. The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
45. The Last Vampire
46. Samurai Cop
47. Kickassia
48. The Oogieloves
49. Manos: Hands of Fate
50. Artemis Fowl
51. Lycan Colony
52. Norm of the North
53. Clash of the Warlords
54. Little Bee
55. Dorbees: Making decisions
56. Little Cars and the Great Race
57. Turkish Star Wars
58. Tiny Robots
59. Little Panda Fighter
60. The Christmas Tree
61. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
62. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
63. Dalmatians 3
64. A Talking Cat!?!

Most to least objectively bad:
1. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
2. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
3. Shark Exorcist
4. Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
5. Trolland
6. The Amazing Bulk
7. Ben and Arthur
8. Dalmatians 3
9. Foodfight!
10. Kickassia
11. Suburban Knights
12. Manos: Hands of Fate
13. Nostalgia Critic: The Wall Review
14. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
15. Fred 3: Camp Fred
16. Fred the Movie
17. Joshua and the Promised Land
18. Little Cars and the Great Race
19. A Car's Life
20. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
21. Goat Story
22. The Fanatic
23. The Christmas Tree
24. Dorbees: Making decisions
25. Not Cool
26. Fred 2, Night of the Living Fred
27. Little and Big Monsters
28. Troll 2
29. What's UP: Balloon to the Rescue
30. Ratatoing
31. Jurassic Shark
32. Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted
33. Fateful Findings
34. Rapsitte Street Kids
35. Clash of the Warlords
36. Zaat
37. Turkish Star Wars
38. The Last Vampire
39. Lycan Colony
40. Baby Geniuses
41. Goat Story 2: With Cheese
42. Sir Billi
43. Tiny Robots
44. Titanic: The Animated Movie- The Legend Goes On...
45. Little Panda Fighter
46. Little Bee
47. The Room
48. F the Prom
49. Cats
50. Jack and Jill
51. Master of Disguise
52. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
53. In Search of Titanic
54. The Illusionauts
55. A Talking Cat!?!
56. Garbage Pail Kids
57. The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
58. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
59. Leo the Lion
60. Samurai Cop
61. Artemis Fowl
62. The Legend of the Titanic
63. Norm of the North
64. The Oogieloves

Overall feeling:
1: Joshua and the Promised Land
2. The Room
3. Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
4. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike
5. Cool Cat Saves the Kids
6. The Christmas Tree
7. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
8. The Amazing Bulk
9. Garbage Pail Kids
10. Goat Story
11. Ben and Arthur
12. Turkish Star Wars
13. Samurai Cop
14. Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted
15. Goat Story 2: With Cheese
16. Troll 2
17. Norm of the North
18. Lycan Colony
19. Trolland
20. Master of Disguise
21. Leo the Lion
22. Dalmatians 3
23. A Talking Cat!?!
24. Dorbees: Making decisions
25. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
26. The Last Vampire
27. Clash of the Warlords
28. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
29. Fred 2, Night of the Living Fred
30. The Legend of the Titanic
31. Zaat
32. The Illusionauts
33. The Oogieloves
34. The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa
35. Rapsitte Street Kids
36. In Search of Titanic
37. Baby Geniuses
38. Cats
39. Sir Billi
40: Ratatoing
41. Little Panda Fighter
42. Tiny Robots
43. Little Bee
44. What's UP: Balloon to the Rescue
45. Fateful Findings
46. Manos: Hands of Fate
47. Titanic: The Animated Movie- The Legend Goes On...
48. Little and Big Monsters
49. Jurassic shark
50. Artemis Fowl
51. Nostalgia Critic: The Wall Review
52. Fred the Movie
53. Fred 3: Camp Fred
54. Little Cars and the Great Race
55. Kickassia
56. Suburban Knights
57. Not Cool
58. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
59. A Car's Life
60. Foodfight!
61. Jack and Jill
62. F the Prom
63. Shark Exorcist
64. The Fanatic

Top X memeworthy moments (good and very very bad):

1. The chocolate scene (The Room)
2. Detroit (Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike)
3. Johnny's breakdown and suicide (The Room)
4. Egor destroys Speedy (A Car's Life)
5. The shop scene (The Room)
6. Mr Clipboard walks into shop (Foodfight!)
7. XR reeks havoc in restaurant (Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox)
8. No... NOOOOOOOO! (Joshua and the Promised Land)
9. I cannot believe you committed suicide (Fateful Findings)
10. Dance scene (Foodfight!)
11. I did not hit her, it is bullshit, I did naahht. Oh hi Mark! (The Room)
12. Dingle's neck (Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike)
13. That's right. I have AIDS! (The Last Vampire)
14. Girls are stripped half naked (Garbage Pail Kids)
15. I'm going to kill you for that (Plumbers Don't Wear Ties)
16. Dan likes woman's packaging (Foodfight!)
17. Joshua gets some quail (Joshua and the Promised Land)
18. They're going to eat me! Oh my goooooooood (Troll 2)
19. Turtle nose bite (Master of Disguise)
20. Sex scene (Goat Story)
21. Ali-gator ogles woman and bites toe (Garbage Pail Kids)
22. Cool Cat jerks off (Cool Cat Saves the Kids)
23. Amazing Bulk runs through stock footage (The Amazing Bulk)
24. Rhinos f some shizzle up (Life's a Jungle: Africa's Most Wanted)
25. Little kid's penis (Goat Story)
26. Slavery makes the world go round (Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike)
27. Rat moustache wire (The Legend of the Titanic)
28. Surprise domestic abuse (Ben and Arthur)
29. It's feeding time! (Artemis Fowl)
30. Limp Bizkit plug (The Fanatic)
31. Random aliens (Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox)
32. Get naked so I can baptise you bro (in a straight way) (Ben and Arthur)


Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is technically not a movie, but for all intents and purposes we can put it on the same list as the rest of this shite. It has the same energy, production value, and 'so bad it's good' feeling.

The Nostalgia Critic's 'review' of The Wall took itself very seriously, and tried to present itself as some sort of pseudo short film, so I think it counts. It's certainly bad enough to be in good company here.

Anything above 30 minutes long is being considered for this list. The official definition for a movie is that it needs to exceed 40 minutes, so The Wall review, Dorbees: Making Decisions and Little Cars and the Great Race wouldn't count, but we're using 30 mins as the cut off point.

A film can get bonus points for entertainment value and overall feeling if there's something outside the movie that makes me laugh (for example, Norm of the North Twitter account)