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- Okay so a remake of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was just released, and we went to see it at the theater as a family, except we were simultaneously characters inside the movie lol. For some reason, the first 2/3 of the movie or so were about the Nazis, and there was a scene where we had to free our friends from a building in Berlin, which ended up being a battle between "SS lances" and "Stalhrim shields," since the stalhrim shields were apparently built to withstand the Nazis' lances. For some reason, we also had to use the lances to break down some of the doors, since there were shields built into the doors too. Anyway, we snuck into the building and freed the prisoners, who then had to fight out of the building. A young James Bond/Ian Fleming (not sure which) was there too, and he recognized where we were by looking through a window and seeing that the building next to us was a finance center.
- Anyway we escaped and ended up in the middle of a busy public square/bus transit center in India. For some reason the Thuggee temple/gathering ground was simply down a random pit in the square, and I had to jump over it to avoid falling in. It was really shitty and dumb lol, apparently all the people around were okay with a random Thuggee temple with sacrificial victims and a river of lava being down a pit in the city square. Inside, a younger Mola Ram was riding some kind of weird horse creature with burning human sacrifices tied to him and the horse. It looked like a dance lol. Anyway it was really boring and shitty and we wanted to leave, but my dad was like "The main Thuggee ceremony will only begin at 10 pm, and I have to wait till then to defeat Mola Ram." My older brother and me thought that was lame asf so I begged him to drive me home and just wait for our parents to return lol. He agreed but somewhere down the line I ended up taking a school bus home, except my friends from HS told me that the bus wouldn't be going home but somewhere else. Since one of my friends there lived close to me, I asked him how he was going to get home then, and he said "i'm just going to drive my kart, it's only 2/3 of a mile." So i said okay that's not too bad, i'll just walk home. He responded with "how are you gonna walk down a mountain," so i said "well how are you going to kart down a mountain." Anyway I decided that I wanted to tell my friends from HS about my Indiana Jones dream too, but then reconsidered it cuz it's just so weird and long. And we ended up talking about One Piece instead haha
- Somewhere midway through the dream, the song Crush by Pendulum got stuck in my head, so I decided to listen to it now that I woke up.
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