Satyr Dad Problems

>Be father of several abominations Anon.
>There will always be some friction between a child and their parents.
>That friction can lead to shouting matches or more subtle forms of passive aggressiveness.
>This is your experience with the latter.
>Alex is in her rebellious phase at this time, although it's not much worse than her usual behavior, not that her mother has helped with that at all.
"Thank god for that glorious gryphon ass though."
>You caught her picking on hope and when you tried to berate her for it, she simply smirked at you with a face that for some reason pissed you off to no end so you sent her to room straight after dinner with no dessert.
>That was yesterday though.
>Today has been filled with catching sight of Alex out of the corner of your eyes, just staring at you.
>Yet every time you focus on her and try to ask what she's doing, she gives you that same look from yesterday,
>This of course sets you off and when you get up to give her what for, she takes off in a giggle fit before flying away.
>All day this has been going on and it's getting on your last nerves.
>Uncharacteristically for her, your wife Gilda asks to hear what's going on with you.
>You explain the situation to her and she says she'll try to talk to Alex for you.
>Settling back into your chair, you thank her as she heads towards Alex's room.
>About ten minutes later, you're reading a book while trying to unwind when Gilda returns with Alex in tow, looking a bit solemn.
"So I take it your mom spoke to you?"
>"Yeah..."
"How'd it go?"
>She rubs her arm gingerly before looking to her mom.
>The two of them lock gazes before suddenly turning back to you and smirking in tandem.
"I! You... FUCKING CATS!!!"
>You take your slipper off and give chase to the two of them as they laugh in tune with your stream of curses and death threats against their asses with your slipper.