god chat 2

Me:
 when is jesus coming back?
God:
God has a plan for us all.
Me:
 what's going to happen to me then?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
 when is jesus coming back?
God:
God has a plan for us all.
Me:
 WHEN DAMNIT
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery.  Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
 WHATTHE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 EAT SHIT