cris highlight notes on first dem debate

Highlights - Democratic Debate Night 1 (Miami, FL):
- Amy SECRET-CLINTON? Klobuchar (Senator Minnesota)
- Tulsi QUIET-RED-LADY (War Vet) Gabbard (Representative Hawaii)
- Julian RIGHTS-FOR-ALL Castro (Texas - Obama Cabinet)
- Cory IM-DIVERSE-N-YOUNG Booker (Senator New Jersey)
- Elizabeth YOU-KNOW-WHO-I-IS Warren (Senator Massachusetts)
- John I-TALK-CENTRISM Delaney (Former Senator Maryland)
- Beto BEST-ORATOR-AWARD O'Rourke (Representative Texas - Sneaky Repoblikan?)
- Jay WIMIN-RITES Inslee (Governor Seattle, WA)
- Tim WHO-CARES-I-DON'T-BLINK Ryan (Representative Ohio) [LOST. HARD.]
- Bill I-DID_THAT de Blasio (Mayor NYC)

things:
- Obama Thumb (Inslee)
- F i n g e r p o i n t.
- DNC Talk-Over Fest!
- lol im tired YAAAAAAAAAWN on tv (guest question)


QUOTES:
- "All Foam, No Beer" (Klobuchar - Employment)
- INSERT TERRIBLE SPANISH BY CARAMEL BOI(Booker - Immigration)
- INSERT FANTASTIC SPANISH BY WHITE MAN (Orourke - Immigration)
- "Don't conduct foreign strategy in your bath robe." (Klobuchar - Employment)
- "Can Trump make himself as unfavorable as Clinton did?" - NBC BIG ROASTTTTT
- T E C H N I C A L I S S U E S DURING G U N S
- "I DO." (Warren - Do you have a plan to deal with Mitch McConnell.)


ISSUES
- Employment: *ALL TRUMP BINGO
	- "All Foam, No Beer." (Klobuchar)
	- Big Boi Unions.
- Healthcare:
	- "The day light between you." (ALL ISSUES)
	- Healthcare For All vs. Healthcare for All (and private!)
		- Warren GET RID OF IT PRIVATE STUFF. *Trump Bingo
		- Everyone else: bof. :B
	- (Booker) Pharma Criminally Liable for Opioid Crisis!
- Rights:
	- WIMINS. RITES.
	- LGBT. RITES.
	- (Castro) TRANS. RITES.
- Immigration:
	- (Castro) History of Immigration plans. E/O on revert Trump Immigration policies. ("Criminalizing desparation.") RePeaL sEcTioN 13-25 (6 mentions.)
	- (Booker) CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. TRIED TO SPEAK SPANISH. Reinstate DACA, Dreamers, etc.
	- (Orourke) Spanish is not cringe. ("Do not criminalize those fleeing the most deadly countries in the world." NANI?!)
	- Orourke VS. Castro!
	- (Delaney) DETAILS!
	- (Klobuchar) Immigrants are da bomb. But the law tho? Economic imperative - the best peeps are immigrants in amurika.
	- (Booker) Insert Incarceration & Immigration... Civil vs. Criminal Processes. *Trump Bingo
	- (Inslee) Release them.. but also follow the law and try them? *Trump Bingo
- Iran Nuclear Deal/War?: *Cris research here.
	- (Booker) Important, but not my primary goal at this time.
	- (Klobuchar) It was good, but not good enuff. *Trump Bingo
	- (Gabbard) Iran. Stop de war. THIS DEAL NOT GOOD ENUFF. >:C
- GUNS. DUN DUN!
	- Guns. They're out there, dude. Why ban 'em?
	- (Warren) Did you know I'm running for president? National Health Emergency. Sensible: Universal background, research, ban military weaponry.
	- But like.. should we go and get dem guns?
	- (Warren) DATA. RESEARCH. HECK YIS. (oh i forgot to meniton "CHIDLREND!")
	- (Booker) Guns in my area. THIS IS AMERICA! "THOTS. N. PRAYERS." Corporate Gun Lobby. [Most likely a primary goal for him.]>:C
	- (Castro) We gettin' there yo'. Democrats gonna rule the werld. 2021 its finna happen.
	- (Ryan) Emoshuns! PROTEC THE CHILDREN.
	- (Orourke) Universal Background Checks, end sale of assault weapons.
	- (Klobuchar) Offer compensation for return of weapons.
	- (Blasio) POLICE BOI. I got a BLACK SON. DANTE.
- dealing with Republicans/Judiciary...? wut...
	- (Booker) FORGET THAT QUESTION - GUNS. ok back to judiciary. b a l a n c e.
	- how u gon beat mcconnell tho?
	- (Warren) ye. if we become majority tho.
	- delaney bipartisan dont work wit mcconnell doe..?
	- (Delaney) BI. PARTISAAAAAAAAAN. It's about the american peoples' will.
	- ok but mcconell dont care.
	- (Booker) I'm black. ive dealt wit people, i can deal wit mcconnell heh. LETS FREE MY BROTHAS.
- CLIMATE CHANGEEEEEEEEEEEE
	- miami drowning yo wtf
	- (Inslee) MUST DEAL WITH MCCONNELL! but ya miami is fricken heck'd dude. this is my PRIMARY GOAL! [finally, jesus - but u dont make environment > people, politically]
	- (Orourke) uhh... we gon do it.
	- (Castro) ok w.e guy, but WE GON DO PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD!
	- how do we pay for this... again.. carbon pricing didnt work anywhere. :X
	- (RYAN) ok, how do we pay for everything stupid... jeeze. anyway, HOW DO WE CONNECT TO THE WORKING CLASS? our party is f'd up yo.
	- (DELANEY) excuse me but i put a plan in congress for pricing carbon, heh. insertsmilehere.
	- thaaaaaaaaanks... anyway,
- LGBT
	- Gabbard u f'd up, how can they trust u becuz u n the gays are like uhh.. on the fence.
	- (Gabbard) i woopsie'd. i grew up conservative. i change tho. now i lead equality committees in congress.
	- (Booker) NOT ENUFF. NEED MORE. AFRICAN AMERICANS DOE. trans one too tho. children same. heh i cosponored equality bills.
- MINORITIES!
	- democrats love that m i n o r i t y v o t e ! how u gon halp em doe?
	- (Klobuchar) more opportunity. child care MOAR. retirement MOAR. stuff wage gap into this.
	- hey castro u hispanic heheh, wut u think about white lady's answer LOL?
	- (Castro) social. justice. MINORITY NAMES, GOGOGOGO. i put legislation for reforming police, heh.
- FOREIGN POLICY
	- guest question. when somethin does bad, what do we do?
	- (Orourke) we need to do it together. :3 but we so divided right now :(
	- (Blasio) congress. together. >:O not just president hmph.
	- 2 peeps murdered by Taliban.. afghan, why cant we get outta there dude?????
	- (Ryan) no 1 stays on it. and we dont even staff employed right now in these areas to research/discuss/etc.
	- (Gabbard) ur not even personal dude, wut about those 2 peeps? look, ive been there - I KNOW WHAT TO DO NERDS.
	- (Ryan response) ok but if we're not engaged, then we not gonna get rid of Taliban--
	- (Gabbard) OK BUT THEY'RE GONNA BE THERE NO MATTER WUT DUMBY.
	- (Ryan) ok but 9/11
	- (Gabbard) u idiot, Alqaeda did that not taliban retard.
- Biggest threat to US
	- (Delaney) CHYNA.
	- (Inslee) DONALD TRUMP.
	- (Gabbard) WAR.
	- (Klobuchar) Middle EAST. And CHYNAAAAA.
	- (Orourke) Climate Change.
	- (Warren) CLIMATE CHANGE
	- (Booker) NUCLEAR and climate changeeee
	- (Castro) climate CHANGEEEE
	- (Blasio) R U S S I A!
- RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (accountability)
	- u gon do somethin orrourkekek?
	- (Orourke) "Yes." :) "oh and sorry forgot to say more" BUZZZZ WORRRRDDDSSSSSSSS.
	- is he doin bad? breaking law.
	- (Delaney) NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW. (i do a lot of campaigning, heh.) BUT NO ONE (amerika) CARES ABOUT THIS ISSUE. WE GOT REAL ISSUES. [SEKRET CORRUPT BOI?]
	- (Klobuchar) ok but if u just let this skirt by, we cant get anything else done lol.... they'll keep interfering..........

- CLOSING STATEMENTS
	- (Delaney) rehearsed. we used to be awesome dude. im awesome heh. M U S T E M P L O Y.
	- (Blasio) 15. dollar. minimum wage. me, i did that. heh. universal healthcare, heh i did that. pre-k for all, heh i did that. "IT MATTERS"
	- (Inslee) climate change is important. [boring]
	- (Ryan) forgotten communities. [ohio lol...............] UNITY! u will be herd. [meh?]
	- (Gabbard) SERVICE ABOVE SELF. rehearsed but CLEANNNNN.
	- (Castro) Spanish. make me duh first hispanic presidentttt heheheheheheheh. "Adios to Donald Trump." [not bad]
	- (Klobuchar) I listen & I act. I can beat trump. heh. i am on the OUTSIDE. [not bad]
	- (Booker) GRACIAS. [LOL] i can beat trump. [i guess.]
	- (Orourke) The Future. [decent]
	- (Warren) u my family yo. [classic warren]