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- [02:02] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] began pestering thanatoticGodhead [TG] at 14:02 --
- [02:02] EB: rise and shine, babe.
- [02:02] TG: nnnnnnuh
- [02:02] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] pulls his blankets over his head. Shhhh it's sleepy time. --
- [02:02] EB: wake up, beautiful.
- [02:02] TG: nnnnoohh
- [02:03] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] crawls under them and kisses Dave's face. --
- [02:03] EB: well then.
- [02:03] EB: i guess i'll go look for a ring alone.
- [02:03] EB: and go on a date alone.
- [02:03] EB: and eat dinner alone.
- [02:03] EB: and have sex alone.
- [02:03] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] sits up suddenly, hair a complete mess and eyes wide and full of sleep --
- [02:03] TG: mup
- [02:03] EB: ahahahaha!
- [02:03] EB: i was just kidding.
- [02:04] EB: you can sleep a little longer.
- [02:04] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] smooths Dave's hair. --
- [02:04] TG: sleep with me maybe
- [02:06] EB: of course.
- [02:06] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] pulls Dave to his chest, kissing his nose. --
- [02:06] EB: you're so perfect.
- [02:07] TG: love you
- [02:07] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] nuzzles sleepily against John's chest, eyes already closed again --
- [02:07] EB: mm. love you too.
- [02:07] EB: bro came in this morning.
- [02:07] TG: uh huh
- [02:08] EB: he said he's going to strife you as celebration.
- [02:08] TG: fuck
- [02:08] TG: im too tired for this bullshit
- [02:08] EB: not now.
- [02:09] EB: and jake is baking a big cake. not crocker.
- [02:09] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] curls his arms around John's middle, laying almost limp against him --
- [02:09] TG: mmm
- [02:09] TG: homemade?
- [02:09] EB: mmhm.
- [02:09] EB: guess who came over to help him bake it.
- [02:10] TG: who
- [02:10] EB: aunt jane.
- [02:11] EB: and aunt roxy came too.
- [02:11] TG: nice
- [02:11] TG: like em
- [02:12] EB: and bro said we can invite jade and rose.
- [02:12] EB: hehe.
- [02:12] EB: it'll be a big party.
- [02:13] TG: engagement party?
- [02:13] EB: mmhm.
- [02:13] EB: i'll make it the best one for my fiance.
- [02:13] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] grins. --
- [02:13] TG: thanks babe
- [02:13] TG: youre a pretty good future husband
- [02:14] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] yaaaawns, slowly starting to wake up, but taking his sweet time --
- [02:16] EB: ahhh, oh my god.
- [02:16] EB: future husband.
- [02:16] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] blushes, hard. --
- [02:16] TG: mhm
- [02:16] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] smiles a bit goofily, too sleepy to care --
- [02:16] TG: and i get to be the kawaii waifu
- [02:17] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] pretty much squeals. --
- [02:17] EB: stop.
- [02:17] EB: i'm gonna die.
- [02:17] TG: am i gonna wear a dress
- [02:17] TG: and a veil
- [02:17] TG: with a train
- [02:18] EB: oh my god.
- [02:18] EB: would you?
- [02:18] EB: rose would love that so hard.
- [02:18] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] yaaaawns, shifting to stretch a bit --
- [02:18] TG: maybe
- [02:19] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] dives under the covers, kissing Dave's tummy when he stretches. --
- [02:19] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] yelps and laughs, squirming. --
- [02:19] EB: raspberry time!
- [02:19] TG: nnooooOOO
- [02:19] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] holds him down and blows a huge one. --
- [02:19] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] pretty much SHRIEKS,kicking and flailing --
- [02:20] EB: hahahahaha!
- [02:20] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] blows another, throwing in a few kisses. --
- [02:21] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] laughs, face getting red up to his ears and he keeps kicking and trying to squirm away. Someone's terribly ticklish. --
- [02:40] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] quits it, just setting his cheek on Dave's belly and sighing in contentment. --
- [02:40] EB: you smell like sex.
- [02:40] EB: let's take a shower.
- [02:40] TG: nah sex smells awesome
- [02:40] TG: why else do you think they sell incense sticks labeled sex
- [02:41] EB: they do not.
- [02:41] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] relaxes, sighing contentedly and rubbing his eyes --
- [02:41] TG: they totally do
- [02:41] TG: sometimes it just sex but other times its specifically sex on the beach
- [02:41] TG: cause i guess cum and sand smells nice
- [02:44] EB: ew.
- [02:44] EB: where did you see that?
- [02:44] TG: pretty much any place that sells incense
- [02:45] EB: no way.
- [02:45] TG: (( http://www.incenseinbulk.com/images/sex_on_the_beach_-_incense_sticks_1.jpg its true ))
- [02:45] EB: whole foods doesn't sell that.
- [02:45] TG: have you tried the quike mart place over in the older part of town
- [02:45] TG: the place that has the big slabs of jerky for 50 cents each
- [02:47] TG: (( theres also opium and marijuana scented incense ))
- [02:47] TG: (( and a scent called DRAGONS BLOOD that i can never figure out ))
- [02:51] EB: ((omg cries ))
- [02:51] EB: no.
- [02:51] TG: well you should
- [02:51] EB: we should buy some.
- [02:51] TG: they have a wall of shelves for incense
- [02:51] TG: sticks and cones
- [02:52] TG: they have sex and opium and marijuana scented ones next to musk and cinnimon and vanilla and
- [02:52] TG: one called dragons blood
- [02:53] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] tiredly pats John's hair, before scooting backwards to sit up against the pillows --
- [02:53] TG: could never figure out that scent
- [02:56] EB: i bet it's awful.
- [02:56] TG: smelled a little sour yeah
- [02:57] EB: well it is dragon blood.
- [02:57] EB: hey dave?
- [02:57] TG: yeah?
- [02:57] EB: i love you more than my own life.
- [02:57] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] hides his face in Dave's tummy. --
- [02:58] TG: god dont love me more than yourself
- [02:58] TG: i aint that important
- [02:58] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] 's face is red up to his ears --
- [03:03] EB: yes you are.
- [03:04] -- ectoBio1ogist's [EB'S] voice is muffled. --
- [03:04] TG: no im not jeeze
- [03:04] TG: you gotta think of yourself before anyone else dude
- [03:04] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] covers his face with his hands, growing embarrassed --
- [03:12] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] is equally red, giggling nervously. --
- [03:12] EB: nope.
- [03:12] EB: just you.
- [03:12] TG: nnnnggghhh staahppit
- [03:13] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] paps at John, pushing at him to try and get him off him --
- [03:13] TG: geddoff or im never showering
- [03:14] EB: we're taking our shower together, so i'll take my time.
- [03:14] TG: oh well alright
- [03:14] TG: i was going to ask you to join so
- [03:14] TG: that answers that
- [03:15] EB: we always shower together.
- [03:15] EB: you know i love washing your hair.
- [03:15] TG: but i still like asking
- [03:15] TG: hearing you say yes makes me feel good
- [03:16] EB: why are you so adorable.
- [03:16] TG: i aint adorable jeeze
- [03:17] EB: you are.
- [03:18] EB: you are so adorable.
- [03:18] EB: and lovable.
- [03:18] EB: and sweet and snuggly.
- [03:18] TG: i aint adorable or nothing im a strider come on
- [03:18] EB: well i'm an egbert.
- [03:18] EB: and i say you're adorable.
- [03:19] TG: nnnngh staaahhhppp
- [03:19] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] pap pap paps --
- [03:21] EB: (( sdjfkljdsflsdkjflsdjkf i gotta go ))
- [03:21] EB: (( brb!!! ))
- [03:22] TG: (( ppppp ok :C ))
- [03:25] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] ceased pestering thanatoticGodhead [TG] at 15:25 --
- [03:25] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
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