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morning after

Jul 13th, 2012
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  1. [02:02] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] began pestering thanatoticGodhead [TG] at 14:02 --
  2. [02:02] EB: rise and shine, babe.
  3. [02:02] TG: nnnnnnuh
  4. [02:02] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] pulls his blankets over his head. Shhhh it's sleepy time. --
  5. [02:02] EB: wake up, beautiful.
  6. [02:02] TG: nnnnoohh
  7. [02:03] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] crawls under them and kisses Dave's face. --
  8. [02:03] EB: well then.
  9. [02:03] EB: i guess i'll go look for a ring alone.
  10. [02:03] EB: and go on a date alone.
  11. [02:03] EB: and eat dinner alone.
  12. [02:03] EB: and have sex alone.
  13. [02:03] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] sits up suddenly, hair a complete mess and eyes wide and full of sleep --
  14. [02:03] TG: mup
  15. [02:03] EB: ahahahaha!
  16. [02:03] EB: i was just kidding.
  17. [02:04] EB: you can sleep a little longer.
  18. [02:04] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] smooths Dave's hair. --
  19. [02:04] TG: sleep with me maybe
  20. [02:06] EB: of course.
  21. [02:06] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] pulls Dave to his chest, kissing his nose. --
  22. [02:06] EB: you're so perfect.
  23. [02:07] TG: love you
  24. [02:07] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] nuzzles sleepily against John's chest, eyes already closed again --
  25. [02:07] EB: mm. love you too.
  26. [02:07] EB: bro came in this morning.
  27. [02:07] TG: uh huh
  28. [02:08] EB: he said he's going to strife you as celebration.
  29. [02:08] TG: fuck
  30. [02:08] TG: im too tired for this bullshit
  31. [02:08] EB: not now.
  32. [02:09] EB: and jake is baking a big cake. not crocker.
  33. [02:09] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] curls his arms around John's middle, laying almost limp against him --
  34. [02:09] TG: mmm
  35. [02:09] TG: homemade?
  36. [02:09] EB: mmhm.
  37. [02:09] EB: guess who came over to help him bake it.
  38. [02:10] TG: who
  39. [02:10] EB: aunt jane.
  40. [02:11] EB: and aunt roxy came too.
  41. [02:11] TG: nice
  42. [02:11] TG: like em
  43. [02:12] EB: and bro said we can invite jade and rose.
  44. [02:12] EB: hehe.
  45. [02:12] EB: it'll be a big party.
  46. [02:13] TG: engagement party?
  47. [02:13] EB: mmhm.
  48. [02:13] EB: i'll make it the best one for my fiance.
  49. [02:13] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] grins. --
  50. [02:13] TG: thanks babe
  51. [02:13] TG: youre a pretty good future husband
  52. [02:14] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] yaaaawns, slowly starting to wake up, but taking his sweet time --
  53. [02:16] EB: ahhh, oh my god.
  54. [02:16] EB: future husband.
  55. [02:16] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] blushes, hard. --
  56. [02:16] TG: mhm
  57. [02:16] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] smiles a bit goofily, too sleepy to care --
  58. [02:16] TG: and i get to be the kawaii waifu
  59. [02:17] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] pretty much squeals. --
  60. [02:17] EB: stop.
  61. [02:17] EB: i'm gonna die.
  62. [02:17] TG: am i gonna wear a dress
  63. [02:17] TG: and a veil
  64. [02:17] TG: with a train
  65. [02:18] EB: oh my god.
  66. [02:18] EB: would you?
  67. [02:18] EB: rose would love that so hard.
  68. [02:18] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] yaaaawns, shifting to stretch a bit --
  69. [02:18] TG: maybe
  70. [02:19] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] dives under the covers, kissing Dave's tummy when he stretches. --
  71. [02:19] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] yelps and laughs, squirming. --
  72. [02:19] EB: raspberry time!
  73. [02:19] TG: nnooooOOO
  74. [02:19] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] holds him down and blows a huge one. --
  75. [02:19] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] pretty much SHRIEKS,kicking and flailing --
  76. [02:20] EB: hahahahaha!
  77. [02:20] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] blows another, throwing in a few kisses. --
  78. [02:21] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] laughs, face getting red up to his ears and he keeps kicking and trying to squirm away. Someone's terribly ticklish. --
  79. [02:40] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] quits it, just setting his cheek on Dave's belly and sighing in contentment. --
  80. [02:40] EB: you smell like sex.
  81. [02:40] EB: let's take a shower.
  82. [02:40] TG: nah sex smells awesome
  83. [02:40] TG: why else do you think they sell incense sticks labeled sex
  84. [02:41] EB: they do not.
  85. [02:41] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] relaxes, sighing contentedly and rubbing his eyes --
  86. [02:41] TG: they totally do
  87. [02:41] TG: sometimes it just sex but other times its specifically sex on the beach
  88. [02:41] TG: cause i guess cum and sand smells nice
  89. [02:44] EB: ew.
  90. [02:44] EB: where did you see that?
  91. [02:44] TG: pretty much any place that sells incense
  92. [02:45] EB: no way.
  93. [02:45] TG: (( http://www.incenseinbulk.com/images/sex_on_the_beach_-_incense_sticks_1.jpg its true ))
  94. [02:45] EB: whole foods doesn't sell that.
  95. [02:45] TG: have you tried the quike mart place over in the older part of town
  96. [02:45] TG: the place that has the big slabs of jerky for 50 cents each
  97. [02:47] TG: (( theres also opium and marijuana scented incense ))
  98. [02:47] TG: (( and a scent called DRAGONS BLOOD that i can never figure out ))
  99. [02:51] EB: ((omg cries ))
  100. [02:51] EB: no.
  101. [02:51] TG: well you should
  102. [02:51] EB: we should buy some.
  103. [02:51] TG: they have a wall of shelves for incense
  104. [02:51] TG: sticks and cones
  105. [02:52] TG: they have sex and opium and marijuana scented ones next to musk and cinnimon and vanilla and
  106. [02:52] TG: one called dragons blood
  107. [02:53] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] tiredly pats John's hair, before scooting backwards to sit up against the pillows --
  108. [02:53] TG: could never figure out that scent
  109. [02:56] EB: i bet it's awful.
  110. [02:56] TG: smelled a little sour yeah
  111. [02:57] EB: well it is dragon blood.
  112. [02:57] EB: hey dave?
  113. [02:57] TG: yeah?
  114. [02:57] EB: i love you more than my own life.
  115. [02:57] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] hides his face in Dave's tummy. --
  116. [02:58] TG: god dont love me more than yourself
  117. [02:58] TG: i aint that important
  118. [02:58] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] 's face is red up to his ears --
  119. [03:03] EB: yes you are.
  120. [03:04] -- ectoBio1ogist's [EB'S] voice is muffled. --
  121. [03:04] TG: no im not jeeze
  122. [03:04] TG: you gotta think of yourself before anyone else dude
  123. [03:04] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] covers his face with his hands, growing embarrassed --
  124. [03:12] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] is equally red, giggling nervously. --
  125. [03:12] EB: nope.
  126. [03:12] EB: just you.
  127. [03:12] TG: nnnnggghhh staahppit
  128. [03:13] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] paps at John, pushing at him to try and get him off him --
  129. [03:13] TG: geddoff or im never showering
  130. [03:14] EB: we're taking our shower together, so i'll take my time.
  131. [03:14] TG: oh well alright
  132. [03:14] TG: i was going to ask you to join so
  133. [03:14] TG: that answers that
  134. [03:15] EB: we always shower together.
  135. [03:15] EB: you know i love washing your hair.
  136. [03:15] TG: but i still like asking
  137. [03:15] TG: hearing you say yes makes me feel good
  138. [03:16] EB: why are you so adorable.
  139. [03:16] TG: i aint adorable jeeze
  140. [03:17] EB: you are.
  141. [03:18] EB: you are so adorable.
  142. [03:18] EB: and lovable.
  143. [03:18] EB: and sweet and snuggly.
  144. [03:18] TG: i aint adorable or nothing im a strider come on
  145. [03:18] EB: well i'm an egbert.
  146. [03:18] EB: and i say you're adorable.
  147. [03:19] TG: nnnngh staaahhhppp
  148. [03:19] -- thanatoticGodhead [TG] pap pap paps --
  149. [03:21] EB: (( sdjfkljdsflsdkjflsdjkf i gotta go ))
  150. [03:21] EB: (( brb!!! ))
  151. [03:22] TG: (( ppppp ok :C ))
  152. [03:25] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] ceased pestering thanatoticGodhead [TG] at 15:25 --
  153. [03:25] -- ectoBio1ogist [EB] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
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