Fluttershy - The Octopus

>Day oh. Day ay ay ay oh. in Equestria.
>Slip out of Lyra's bed, ruffling her mane, and tuck her under the covers.
>She's a fun one, and finds your hands /fascinating/
>she mumbles as you leave, and snorts.
>cute little thing. You'll have to come back at some point.
>Find shirt in the living room, and button it up.
>Need to be dressed for work, after all.
>Slip shoes on, and head to the Everfree.
>Specifically, Zecora's hut.
>she'd been good to you when you first arrived, letting you crash on her floor, and providing you with a few bits if you did some rummaging through the forest for her.
>since you moved into your new flat, she's taken to pinning a note on the door.
>it also lets her have a lie in. But she thinks you don't know that.

>Get to Zecora's, pick up the note, and head back into the forest. You remember to put your gloves on this time.
>Fucking poison joke.
>After two hours, you've got basically everything on the list.
>You only need to pick up some sphagnum moss, and you know there's a patch of that near the large pond you used to wash in.
>Fuck. There's something in the pond. oh fuck oh fuck fuck fuck you don't want to die young
>The 'something' leaps out of the pond.
>"Ho ho ho, I'm the Fucktopus, and I love cock!"
>It's Fluttershy. With lots of seaweed tangled in her mane.
"No, you're Fluttershy. What the hell are you doing?"
>"Are you ready for my slithery tentacles?"
>sigh.jpg
"I'd love to, Flutt- Ms Fucktopus. But I'm really busy gathering stuff for Zecora. Maybe if you gave me a hoof?"
>"Ho ho ho, well I could certainly do that, then you, Anon!"

>"What should I tentaculate for you then, Anon?"
>That isn't even a word.
>Where did life go so wrong?
"Well I need four mouthfulls of Sphagnum"
>Your afternoon continues, with a seaweed covered yellow quiet. Who thinks she's an octopode.
>Celestia's beard, this is getting weird.
"Well Fuckto, that's everything on my li- DAMN. Sorry, I forgot one thing."
>"Ho ho ho. What do you need, surely I, the tentaclificent Fucktopus can get it for you!"
>You don't even react this time. She's been doing it since you found her.
"Well... I hate to ask this of you... Normally I'd only trust my good friend Fluttershy with something this important..."
>Her face lights up. You'd feel mean, except she's kind of rapey.
"But you're nearly as awesome as she is. I need ejaculate."
>Her nose starts bleeding.
"and it needs to be from the source"
> vigorously.
"I need a mouthful of timberwolf... essence... I suppose. Once I've got that, I could go and spend the day back in town. Maybe even go for a cup of tea with a certain yellow pegasus..."
>Fucktopu- no, bugger that, Fluttershy - runs off, nosebleed still running strong.
>you drop off the ingredients at Zecora's hut, and tell her to keep an eye out for Fluttershy.
>"Why oh why should I do such a thing, if she were in danger she could leave on her wing?"
"That was a shit rhyme. And because she told me she wanted to go and... ahem... play... with the Timberwolves."
>"Our dear friend Fluttershy... balls. I can't find a rhyme for beastiality. See you tomorrow, anon"
>You leave the forest, and head off to the coffee shop.
>After all, you wouldn't want to be late for your evening with Spitfire. Because tonight, you won't be
>Fucking Fluttershy