SHARE
TWEET

Untitled

a guest Sep 17th, 2019 134 Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
  1. Mean Piranha (For Ultimate) Version 1.0
  2.  
  3. Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66-DNZoF1rg
  4. Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rU_o8K4FU
  5.  
  6. [Optional Spoken Section]
  7. "Every smash thread on the vidya board. Rosterfags are screaming. That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?"
  8. "Noooo shit, leakfag."
  9. "We're not talking about one shitty clone here, we're talking about salty smashthreads!"
  10. "And I wanna thaaaank you!"
  11. "You stoke the only slot I could have used!"
  12. "This game's bullshit and so am I. This has to end, Smash'll die right here!"  
  13. [End of Optional Spoken Section]
  14.  
  15. Better go pre-order
  16. Ya better buy the pass
  17. None of your newcomers
  18. Are gonna join this smash
  19.  
  20. Buy the DLC, boy
  21. 'tendo made the call
  22. You're better love this roster
  23. Or you won't play smash at all
  24.  
  25. You don't know what you're payin' for
  26. Don't you throw a fit
  27. You don't know what the roster is
  28. Buyin' Ultimate
  29. You don't know if a leak is fake
  30. No Shadow, just Ken
  31. You don't know what the roster is
  32. And neither does Virgin B-B-B-B-B-Ben
  33.  
  34. I'm just a mean Piranha, for Ultimate you're mad
  35. (Y u mad?)
  36. I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate and it looks like you've been had
  37. I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate
  38. Gonna kill your hype
  39. Gonna wreck some shit
  40. Cause I didn't leak
  41. And you're all mad
  42. (Oh! Yeah!)
  43. (U Mad!)
  44.  
  45. (Ooh)
  46. You want an indie in, boy?
  47. You want your genie bride?
  48. You wanna make the roster?
  49. Better drop the pride
  50. Better just accept it
  51. That plant you despise?
  52. Better pick Piranha
  53. Cause the Grinch will feed you lies
  54.  
  55. You don't know what you're payin' for
  56. No you never did
  57. You don't know what the roster is
  58. But it ain't Chorus Kids
  59. The Sakurai makes the rules
  60. So you get in-cin-e-roar
  61. You say that ain't Steve
  62. You say that ain't Doom
  63. You know what I say?
  64. Suck Spores
  65.  
  66. I'm just a mean Piranha, for Ultimate you're mad
  67. (Y u mad?)
  68. I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate and the Isaacfags are sad
  69. I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate
  70. Gonna spit a ball
  71. Till you throw a fit
  72. Cause I didn't leak
  73. And you're all mad
  74.  
  75. (Mmhmm)
  76. Don't you tak to me about Ol' Shantae
  77. You want indies in?
  78. Well I'm sayin' nay
  79. Don't you talk to me about Phoenix Wright
  80. In the roster?
  81. HA!
  82. He's not in sight
  83.  
  84. You know I don't come from an RPG
  85. I'm from Mario, but the real OG
  86. Cause there ain't no Bike
  87. Ain't no Crash
  88. Ain't no Chorus
  89. They'll miss this clash
  90.  
  91. You'll get DLC
  92. Buy it soon
  93. Roster's big, but they left me room
  94. So better load it up
  95. Joker's in
  96. Fan-made polls?
  97. Now that's just a sin
  98.  
  99. Here it comes
  100. I'm just a mean Piranha, for Ultimate and you're mad
  101. (Y u mad?)
  102. I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate
  103. You ain't gettin' Porky, lad
  104. I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate
  105. Gettin' Terry now
  106. It's all over, kid
  107.  
  108. I didn't leak
  109. (Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
  110. I didn't leak
  111. (Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
  112. I didn't leak
  113. (Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
  114. (Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
  115. (Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
  116.  
  117. And you're
  118. All
  119. Mad
RAW Paste Data
We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy. OK, I Understand
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
 
Top