Mean Piranha (For Ultimate) Version 1.0

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66-DNZoF1rg
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rU_o8K4FU

[Optional Spoken Section]
"Every smash thread on the vidya board. Rosterfags are screaming. That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?"
"Noooo shit, leakfag."
"We're not talking about one shitty clone here, we're talking about salty smashthreads!"
"And I wanna thaaaank you!"
"You stoke the only slot I could have used!"
"This game's bullshit and so am I. This has to end, Smash'll die right here!"
[End of Optional Spoken Section]

Better go pre-order
Ya better buy the pass
None of your newcomers
Are gonna join this smash

Buy the DLC, boy
'tendo made the call
You're better love this roster
Or you won't play smash at all

You don't know what you're payin' for
Don't you throw a fit
You don't know what the roster is
Buyin' Ultimate
You don't know if a leak is fake
No Shadow, just Ken
You don't know what the roster is
And neither does Virgin B-B-B-B-B-Ben

I'm just a mean Piranha, for Ultimate you're mad
(Y u mad?)
I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate and it looks like you've been had
I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate
Gonna kill your hype
Gonna wreck some shit
Cause I didn't leak
And you're all mad
(Oh! Yeah!)
(U Mad!)

(Ooh)
You want an indie in, boy?
You want your genie bride?
You wanna make the roster?
Better drop the pride
Better just accept it
That plant you despise?
Better pick Piranha
Cause the Grinch will feed you lies

You don't know what you're payin' for
No you never did
You don't know what the roster is
But it ain't Chorus Kids
The Sakurai makes the rules
So you get in-cin-e-roar
You say that ain't Steve
You say that ain't Doom
You know what I say?
Suck Spores

I'm just a mean Piranha, for Ultimate you're mad
(Y u mad?)
I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate and the Isaacfags are sad
I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate
Gonna spit a ball
Till you throw a fit
Cause I didn't leak
And you're all mad

(Mmhmm)
Don't you tak to me about Ol' Shantae
You want indies in?
Well I'm sayin' nay
Don't you talk to me about Phoenix Wright
In the roster?
HA!
He's not in sight

You know I don't come from an RPG
I'm from Mario, but the real OG
Cause there ain't no Bike
Ain't no Crash
Ain't no Chorus
They'll miss this clash

You'll get DLC
Buy it soon
Roster's big, but they left me room
So better load it up
Joker's in
Fan-made polls?
Now that's just a sin

Here it comes
I'm just a mean Piranha, for Ultimate and you're mad
(Y u mad?)
I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate
You ain't gettin' Porky, lad
I'm just a mean Piranha for Ultimate
Gettin' Terry now
It's all over, kid

I didn't leak
(Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
I didn't leak
(Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
I didn't leak
(Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
(Mean Piranha for Ultimate)
(Mean Piranha for Ultimate)

And you're
All
Mad