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- [A4A][SCRIPT OFFER] I'm 2020 and I like to fuck you [2020 Personification]["Deal"][Consent][Rough year][Room for improvisation][References to certain events[Swearing][Quickie][Good Girl/Boy][Twist][Optimism][Wholesome][Encouragement]
- So 2020 has been... special. And now, he/she is knocking on your door. Ready for more. Around February you were already rejecting him/her, so now, the consequences are going to be... "special".
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- Feel free to edit it at your performance the way you want it to, I just put notes of SFX and stuff to give my idea. Not mandatory.
- ()= Sounds effect I visualized or Voice/ Mood
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- (For most of it have fun with your own interpretation of it. If you want to make it sound very polite or very rude, friendly but mean, or maybe a total weirdo. Up to you. You can even change the title of the script if you want)
- ---I'm 2020 and I like to fuck you---
- (Knocking door and steps, opening it)
- (Optional greetings)
- 1) (Unpleasant guest) Waaassuuuuuup? Oh, pardon me. That is so early 2000's. How did that happen? I feel a bit sick, must be that. Oh, don't worry, it is toooootally not contagious. Can I come in? _ Thanks. Oh, I can't sit there? Why? (A strong sneeze) I can now? Thanks. (Sitting sounds)
- 2) (Scumbag) Hey hey hey. How is it going? Yo, I need to talk a bit, you mind if I take out my shoes, thaaaaaaanks! (Dive onto the sofa) Yo, can you bring me a beer or something? I am feeling thirsty today. You alone? What am I saying, of course, you are. Good thing you have me as your friend. Hey, got something to eat too? That would be greeeeeeat.
- 3) (Oddly Manipulative) Heeeeeey friend. How are you? Oh, it's so good to see you. Remember the last time? Yeah... you were a bit of a b!tch/dick. Can we talk? Like, right now? We both know you are free. Thanks. Oh, that is a lovely new sofa, you buy it THIS year? Oh then I can sit as if it was mine, right? Goood goooood. (Sitting sounds)
- (Feel free to change some words if you want to match the personality you want to give it. But, "spoiler", it is a "facade")
- (While eating, after an annoying sip, up to you)
- - How is it going? Actually, don't tell me. I already know. You are doing amazing, right?
- - I must say, I've done a pretty good job as a year.
- - I won't ask about college or your job or any of that, it must be going amaaaaazing too.
- - Feeling lonely? Yeah, I knew of blew it on Valentine's, didn't I?
- - But hey, you still have me.
- - How do I look?
- - Terrible?
- - Oh if only you knew what's coming for you (Mumbling)
- - Nothing! Yeah, I'm not on my best but... yeah.
- - I need to talk with you about something.
- - Yeah, I'll get right to the point.
- - Look, I know I've been fucking you a lot.
- - Like... reaaaally bad.
- - A long January...
- - Fires and shit...
- - Probably some messed up situation in your country.
- - The economy...
- - This whole virus stuff.
- - Oh, you wanted to go to that one event, right?
- - Well... too bad.
- - World War 3?
- - Hey what kind of guy/girl you think I am? I am not that violent.
- - I can be rough but not "violent".
- - And what do you mean my memes are not that good? Hey, at least I'm not the year with [Insert a meme from the past]
- - Anyway...
- - That's not the point.
- - So, yeah...
- (Sudden, spontaneous)
- - How is your ass/cock/vag feeling?
- - D-Does it still hurt?
- - Oh come on it wasn't that bad.
- - Just some little friendly fuck, right?
- - Hey, I've been giving you lots of rest.
- - It was like... 1 week? That should be enough.
- - How are you going to make it up to July?
- - Not with this attitude, that's for sure.
- - Well duh, of course I'm going to fuck you some more.
- - In fact, that is what brings me today.
- - As any other day recently?
- - I don't know what do you mean by that.
- - But look, I have an idea for a greaaat deal between us.
- - Yeah, a deal.
- - How about this...
- - You let me fuck you a bit more... just a bit more.
- - Give me some months... or a week, we'll see.
- - But! but but but... after that.
- - I promise that I won't fuck you anymore.
- - That is unless you want me to ...
- (Surprisingly empathic/sympathetic/nice)
- - Look, I know I've been a bit too rough with you.
- - I've been needy, almost every day I seem to be getting worse...
- - On top of that, I still haven't even mentioned what's about to come... (Mumbling)
- - Huh? Don't freak out!
- - Mmmm, I dunno. Could be your favourite character dying, someone cheating on you, a promotion denied...
- - Anyway. I won't spoil it.
- - The thing is...
- - I want you to be ok.
- - I do! I really do!
- - And I swear I've been trying my best but...
- - You know how hard it is being a year like?
- - Like, I'm technically the oldest of the 2020s.
- - Everyone expects so much from me.
- - They want their decade to be amazing.
- - And I am trying!
- - I'm really trying!
- - But it's so hard!
- - Like, people were in debating if I was part of the new decade or not!
- - Can you believe that?!?!
- - Is like, I was rejected from the start.
- - On top of that 2019 left me with a lot of shit to fix...
- (Sobbing)
- - And that is why I've been like this to you.
- - I didn't mean to be like this, you know.
- - I am hurting you so so so much.
- - I am discharging all of my frustrations and anger with you.
- - And I know that it is not fair!
- - But it is the only way to escape that I know.
- - And you are like, so good with me.
- (A bit more calm)
- - So, I was thinking, how about you let me fuck you one more time?
- - Just once, I promise, I promise, just one more time.
- - It will be the usual, I would do something that you would feel in both mind and body.
- - Your ass/cock/vag might hurt a bit.
- - But I promise it will be the last one.
- - And from then I will try even harder to be a better year for you.
- - I swear, I pinky-swear.
- - I will... I don't know... Give me some ideas!
- - Anything, just name it. What can I do for you? What can I get you?
- - Mhm, ok, health... mhm mhm money
- - A hot and loving partner?
- (Little pause)
- - I- Ummm, I cannot promise you that. Ask for something else.
- - World peace? ...
- (Pause)
- - So what hair colour do you want in your partner?
- - Gotcha.
- - Well, see? I can try and give you so many great things.
- - But please, please. Just one more fuck.
- - It can be a quicky.
- - I'm desperate.
- - Just... a short and rough one. Sounds good?
- - Y-You will!
- - Oh thank you thank you thank you.
- - I ummm, let's do it right here.
- - Yeah, just... take your clothes off.
- [Optional: It's a good thing my fashion is nothing like a few years ago]
- (Undressing sounds)
- - Ok. Suck me /lick me.
- - Get me hard/wet first.
- - Come on!
- (Cunnilingus/Blowjob sounds)
- - That's it, good girl/boy.
- - You've been such a good girl/boy for me.
- - Enduring all these things I've thrown at you.
- - All the times I've fucked you...
- - Good-good girl/boy
- (Up to you the length of this segment. You can add more improvisation to it)
- - Alright alright, it's time for me to fuck you.
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- (You can use the gender/genitalia that you want, in any position. But be sure to make it "rough"/kinda needy. If you want to be specific and use elements such as "pegging", "grinding" or"scissoring", etc, go ahead)
- (Start with straight-up sounds of rough sex. For as long as you consider good. Then during it, you can use the following lines. Remember that you can improvise a lot in this segment)
- - Yeah you like that, don't you?
- - Huh?
- - Didn't hear you.
- - You like it when a year in a couple of months fucks you really hard, don't you?
- - Say it!
- - Louder!
- - Yeah you like it.
- (Moaning, grunts, etc)
- - You don't even know how good you are doing to me right now.
- - After this, I'm going to fill__ your year with so much good stuff.
- - You'll see how each day will get better...
- - And better...!
- - AND BETTER!
- - You'll wake up and you'll start to notice all these good things I'll put in your life.
- - Oh, just you wait and see.
- - It might take some weeks...
- - Maybe some months...
- - But I swear...
- - I swear that it will get damn good.
- - So please, just hang in there a bit more...
- (Getting close)
- - I'm almost...
- - Just a bit more my good boy/girl.
- - Juuuust a bit more.
- - Agh I know I'm getting even rougher.
- - But please, endure.
- - Just a bit more
- - Just a bit mo-
- (Climaxing)
- (Just a bit of panting and then quickly dressing up sounds)
- - Phew... that was soooooo necessary.
- - You did amazing as always.
- - That is why I like you so much.
- - I-I know that maybe, so far, you don't like me so much but...
- - But I will try, I will try my best to be one of your best years.
- - Y-You might even want to fuck me back... right?
- - And I will let you do that!
- - Totally, yeah!
- - But I mean... if you want me to continue these little meetups, you can just let me know.
- - But it doesn't have to be always rough you know...
- - I can treat you well.
- - I can give you all the lovey-dovey stuff.
- - Just... hang in there.
- - Ok?
- - Stay strong.
- [Optional]
- - And remember to wash your hands and clean that sofa!
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