Puns

A 12 inch nose is called a foot.

NASA is good at organizing parties. They know how to planet.

Numbers that can't be divided by two are really odd.

If you need an icebreaker for a conversation, just go with "Titanic".

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

Two crows on a branch is called an attempted murder.

Kleptomaniacs are not good with jokes. They take things literally.

French people call really bad thursdays "Trajeudi".

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

Noah kept his bees in the ark hives.

Wearing cowboy clothes can be considered ranch dressing.

Can February March? No but April May.

Leather armor is great for sneaking. It's literally made of hide.

A snake studying past events is called a "Hissstorian"

You really gotta hand it to short people. They can't reach most things.

A message sent by a girl is called a "Femail".

Eating clocks is very time consuming.

The son of the sea god is not doing great in school. He's below C level.

The library is the tallest building in very city for all it's stories.

A snobbish crimninal going down the stairs is called "a condescending con descending".

Chemistry is really sodium difficult.

Bill Nye was given his own show on netflix. They couldn't denye him.