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- <PurpleKoopa>: eridan ampora here rockin in the hivve
- <PurpleKoopa>: all you lowwblood haters cannot touch my vvibes
- <PurpleKoopa>: ivve krilled thousands a shitbloods wwhile playin at flarp
- <PurpleKoopa>: wwhile youvve just sat around like a piece a carp
- <PurpleKoopa>: ivve been wwith the empress wwhile im highly reckoned
- <PurpleKoopa>: howws it eel noww to havve all a my salty seconds
- <PurpleKoopa>: im the original prince youre just a fuckin wwreck
- <PurpleKoopa>: noww get outta here finless fore i snap your neck
- <PurpleKoopa>: >BWW
- <psychoticTeddybear>: iim he biig bad p2yiioniic, youre ju2t fuckiing catatoniic
- <psychoticTeddybear>: iive got fre2h ryme2 cau2e iim the gog damn telekiinetiic, your ryme2 are ju2t motherfuckiin pathetiic
- <psychoticTeddybear>: your rappiin2 liike a niightmare but ii dont 2ee freddy
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you know you aiint got what iit take2 to me22 wiith Mr. Twofold
- <psychoticTeddybear>: becau2e your 2tupiid hiip2ter 2hiit ju2t aiint cuttin iit
- <PurpleKoopa>: so psiioniic im assumin youre the empresses beach
- <PurpleKoopa>: my floww is of a standard that youll nevver evven reach
- <PurpleKoopa>: are the vvoices in your head from the upcomin dead
- <PurpleKoopa>: sound like you since my rhymes are gonna bloww up your head
- <PurpleKoopa>: and you betcha im a nightmare wwhen im puttin you to shame
- <PurpleKoopa>: youre name aint mr twwofold its just mr double lame
- <PurpleKoopa>: get ovver your emoceans since ivve got the upper hand
- <PurpleKoopa>: mainstream commoners like you cant evven try to understand
- <PurpleKoopa>: wwhat noww punk
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you be2t 2tep off 2n, iim liike a landmiine, BOOM BOOM
- <psychoticTeddybear>: iif keep tryiin to break me, iil ju2t take you tou your doom
- <psychoticTeddybear>: ii dont need to be p2ychiic to know youre ju2t a 2idekiick
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you try to have 2tyle but you mii22ed iit by a fuckiin miile
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you try to be cool
- <psychoticTeddybear>: but ju2t look liike a fuckiin fool
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you got a 2tupiid cape, but you know you cant e2cape
- <psychoticTeddybear>: thii2 2iick ryme traiin gonna put you iin your place
- <psychoticTeddybear>: wooooord
- <PurpleKoopa>: my style is superior to your nerdy dual glasses
- <PurpleKoopa>: i fuckin swwear to cod that i wwill kick your twwo asses
- <PurpleKoopa>: your rhymes are so sloww that theyre vverbal molasses
- <PurpleKoopa>: wwhile im a fuckin rock star pilin up the masses
- <PurpleKoopa>: and bein like a landmine wwhat a stupid wwish
- <PurpleKoopa>: you nevver go bang youre only more like PSSSSSSSH
- <PurpleKoopa>: you could be your owwn sidekick in a lame ass pair
- <PurpleKoopa>: im wwritin my owwn heroics like troll vvoltaire
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you thiink youre better? you thiink you got 2kiill2? well at lea2t we know what you look liike iin heel2
- <psychoticTeddybear>: youre liike the wor2t drag queen, youre ugly a22 ii2 all we 2ee2
- <psychoticTeddybear>: iit2 2preadiin through the room liike a fuckiin dii2ea2e
- <psychoticTeddybear>: youre 2uch a me22, ju2t a liitle boy biitch iin a dre22
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you the wor2t 2eadweller ever known, all you ever do ii2 2iit back and moan
- <PurpleKoopa>: oh SCREWW YOU SOL those wwere all privvate pics you stupid cock
- <PurpleKoopa>: i bet you havve them hangin up all ovver your respiteblock
- <PurpleKoopa>: wwhenevver you wwalk in wwith your double colored iris
- <PurpleKoopa>: evveryone absconds like hell from your infectin vvirus
- <PurpleKoopa>: youvve wwasted all your life wwith your computers and your bees
- <PurpleKoopa>: wwhile ivve been seizin gold and jewwels and all a the xp
- <PurpleKoopa>: im the one wwith all the skills that make the lesser trolls wwhine
- <PurpleKoopa>: so givve it up already sol youvve reached the end a line
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you thiink you the badde2t?
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you thiink you the be2t?
- <psychoticTeddybear>: you better back off, or iill briing the motherfuckiin hurt fe2t
- <psychoticTeddybear>: ii got 2o much crazy cred liike you wouldnt believe,you, my friiend are ju2t a punk-a22 dweeb. your weariin your cape but you 2hould be 2portiin a ma2k or 2carf, cau2e when ii 2ee your face,iill ii wanna do ii2 barf
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: I still don't know w)(y you bot)( bot)(er trying
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: If you t)(ink you're good, to eachot)(er you're just lying
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Proving to eac)(ot)(er you're the better troll guys
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: but in t)(e end you'll ask eac)(ot)(er w)(hy
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Cause w)(en feferi starts rapping
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: All t)(e pretty fis)(ies stop napping
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Cause i'm t)(e speaker of t)(e vast rap
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: So w)(en you bot)( lose i'll give you a nice pap
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Cause you bot)( fig)(t over me all of the time
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Because i )(ave t)(is rap t)(at blows your mind
- <psychoticTeddybear>: fef, you know ii thiink youre the be2t, but you know when iit come2 to rappiin,ii gotta inve2t. you know iid never try to make you mad,but for Eriidan, iit2 ju2t too damn bad.they call hiim a hiip2ter,but he2 ju2t a shriivelled priick,iid hiit hiim but iit look2 like he got beat wiith the gog damn ugly 2tiick!
- <WOLVES>: AW YEAH, WE ARE GONNA RAISE THE ROOF,
- <WOLVES>: THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU COULD BEAT US, WOOF WOOF WOOF!
- <WOLVES>: GET READY TO HEAR THE GREATEST RAP YOU'VE EVER HEARD,
- <WOLVES>: YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE DRoP OF WATER THAT WE SHAKE OFF OUR FUR!
- <WOLVES>: YOU BETTER BECAREFUL CAUSE WE WOLVES KNOW HOW TO HOWL,
- <WOLVES>: WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE, LIKE AN OWL!
- <WOLVES>: YOU KNOW THESE WOLVES HAVE A BITE WORSE THAN THERE BARK,
- <WOLVES>: WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH YOU, WE'LL SEND YOU SOMEWHERE DARK!
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: W)(en it comes to rap you ain't no darn king
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Beac)(es beware of my mad skills )(ere
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: I got awesome raps just like my awesome rear
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: you can fig)(t me all you like on this
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: but if you do you wont even get kissed
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: so i suggest you back down from t)(is fig)(t
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: cause you're in a lose-lose situation since I'm rig)(t.
- <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Now beac)(es i gotta take my leave, good rapping takes energy so I gotta sleep. T)(ink my words over because you'll soon realize, t)(at guys w)(o'll lose are guys with odd eyes.
- <PurpleKoopa>: sol your claims are all debunked by my evvidental swwag
- <PurpleKoopa>: wwere evven if you dump fef and return to your dead landhag
- <PurpleKoopa>: dont you havve anythin to do but speww out bassless accusations
- <PurpleKoopa>: you just deservve a cullin for your insubordination
- <PurpleKoopa>: thanks for auspiticizin fef i wwas lookin for some sense
- <PurpleKoopa>: but please get your ship together and stop actin glubbin dense
- <PurpleKoopa>: wwhyd you think a leavvin royalty to join some lowwblood wworm
- <PurpleKoopa>: the vvery fact that you did so is enough for me to squirm
- <PurpleKoopa>: about wwakin up the fishies are you absolutely shore
- <PurpleKoopa>: because since youvve started blabberin ivve only heard them snore
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