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  1. <PurpleKoopa>: eridan ampora here rockin in the hivve
  2. <PurpleKoopa>: all you lowwblood haters cannot touch my vvibes
  3. <PurpleKoopa>: ivve krilled thousands a shitbloods wwhile playin at flarp
  4. <PurpleKoopa>: wwhile youvve just sat around like a piece a carp
  5. <PurpleKoopa>: ivve been wwith the empress wwhile im highly reckoned
  6. <PurpleKoopa>: howws it eel noww to havve all a my salty seconds
  7. <PurpleKoopa>: im the original prince youre just a fuckin wwreck
  8. <PurpleKoopa>: noww get outta here finless fore i snap your neck
  9. <PurpleKoopa>: >BWW
  10. <psychoticTeddybear>: iim he biig bad p2yiioniic, youre ju2t fuckiing catatoniic
  11. <psychoticTeddybear>: iive got fre2h ryme2 cau2e iim the gog damn telekiinetiic, your ryme2 are ju2t motherfuckiin pathetiic
  12. <psychoticTeddybear>: your rappiin2 liike a niightmare but ii dont 2ee freddy
  13. <psychoticTeddybear>: you know you aiint got what iit take2 to me22 wiith Mr. Twofold
  14. <psychoticTeddybear>: becau2e your 2tupiid hiip2ter 2hiit ju2t aiint cuttin iit
  15. <PurpleKoopa>: so psiioniic im assumin youre the empresses beach
  16. <PurpleKoopa>: my floww is of a standard that youll nevver evven reach
  17. <PurpleKoopa>: are the vvoices in your head from the upcomin dead
  18. <PurpleKoopa>: sound like you since my rhymes are gonna bloww up your head
  19. <PurpleKoopa>: and you betcha im a nightmare wwhen im puttin you to shame
  20. <PurpleKoopa>: youre name aint mr twwofold its just mr double lame
  21. <PurpleKoopa>: get ovver your emoceans since ivve got the upper hand
  22. <PurpleKoopa>: mainstream commoners like you cant evven try to understand
  23. <PurpleKoopa>: wwhat noww punk
  24. <psychoticTeddybear>: you be2t 2tep off 2n, iim liike a landmiine, BOOM BOOM
  25. <psychoticTeddybear>: iif keep tryiin to break me, iil ju2t take you tou your doom
  26. <psychoticTeddybear>: ii dont need to be p2ychiic to know youre ju2t a 2idekiick
  27. <psychoticTeddybear>: you try to have 2tyle but you mii22ed iit by a fuckiin miile
  28. <psychoticTeddybear>: you try to be cool
  29. <psychoticTeddybear>: but ju2t look liike a fuckiin fool
  30. <psychoticTeddybear>: you got a 2tupiid cape, but you know you cant e2cape
  31. <psychoticTeddybear>: thii2 2iick ryme traiin gonna put you iin your place
  32. <psychoticTeddybear>: wooooord
  33. <PurpleKoopa>: my style is superior to your nerdy dual glasses
  34. <PurpleKoopa>: i fuckin swwear to cod that i wwill kick your twwo asses
  35. <PurpleKoopa>: your rhymes are so sloww that theyre vverbal molasses
  36. <PurpleKoopa>: wwhile im a fuckin rock star pilin up the masses
  37. <PurpleKoopa>: and bein like a landmine wwhat a stupid wwish
  38. <PurpleKoopa>: you nevver go bang youre only more like PSSSSSSSH
  39. <PurpleKoopa>: you could be your owwn sidekick in a lame ass pair
  40. <PurpleKoopa>: im wwritin my owwn heroics like troll vvoltaire
  41. <psychoticTeddybear>: you thiink youre better? you thiink you got 2kiill2? well at lea2t we know what you look liike iin heel2
  42. <psychoticTeddybear>: youre liike the wor2t drag queen, youre ugly a22 ii2 all we 2ee2
  43. <psychoticTeddybear>: iit2 2preadiin through the room liike a fuckiin dii2ea2e
  44. <psychoticTeddybear>: youre 2uch a me22, ju2t a liitle boy biitch iin a dre22
  45. <psychoticTeddybear>: you the wor2t 2eadweller ever known, all you ever do ii2 2iit back and moan
  46. <PurpleKoopa>: oh SCREWW YOU SOL those wwere all privvate pics you stupid cock
  47. <PurpleKoopa>: i bet you havve them hangin up all ovver your respiteblock
  48. <PurpleKoopa>: wwhenevver you wwalk in wwith your double colored iris
  49. <PurpleKoopa>: evveryone absconds like hell from your infectin vvirus
  50. <PurpleKoopa>: youvve wwasted all your life wwith your computers and your bees
  51. <PurpleKoopa>: wwhile ivve been seizin gold and jewwels and all a the xp
  52. <PurpleKoopa>: im the one wwith all the skills that make the lesser trolls wwhine
  53. <PurpleKoopa>: so givve it up already sol youvve reached the end a line
  54. <psychoticTeddybear>: you thiink you the badde2t?
  55. <psychoticTeddybear>: you thiink you the be2t?
  56. <psychoticTeddybear>: you better back off, or iill briing the motherfuckiin hurt fe2t
  57. <psychoticTeddybear>: ii got 2o much crazy cred liike you wouldnt believe,you, my friiend are ju2t a punk-a22 dweeb. your weariin your cape but you 2hould be 2portiin a ma2k or 2carf, cau2e when ii 2ee your face,iill ii wanna do ii2 barf
  58. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: I still don't know w)(y you bot)( bot)(er trying
  59. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: If you t)(ink you're good, to eachot)(er you're just lying
  60. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Proving to eac)(ot)(er you're the better troll guys
  61. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: but in t)(e end you'll ask eac)(ot)(er w)(hy
  62. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Cause w)(en feferi starts rapping
  63. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: All t)(e pretty fis)(ies stop napping
  64. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Cause i'm t)(e speaker of t)(e vast rap
  65. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: So w)(en you bot)( lose i'll give you a nice pap
  66. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Cause you bot)( fig)(t over me all of the time
  67. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Because i )(ave t)(is rap t)(at blows your mind
  68. <psychoticTeddybear>: fef, you know ii thiink youre the be2t, but you know when iit come2 to rappiin,ii gotta inve2t. you know iid never try to make you mad,but for Eriidan, iit2 ju2t too damn bad.they call hiim a hiip2ter,but he2 ju2t a shriivelled priick,iid hiit hiim but iit look2 like he got beat wiith the gog damn ugly 2tiick!
  69. <WOLVES>: AW YEAH, WE ARE GONNA RAISE THE ROOF,
  70. <WOLVES>: THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU COULD BEAT US, WOOF WOOF WOOF!
  71. <WOLVES>: GET READY TO HEAR THE GREATEST RAP YOU'VE EVER HEARD,
  72. <WOLVES>: YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE DRoP OF WATER THAT WE SHAKE OFF OUR FUR!
  73. <WOLVES>: YOU BETTER BECAREFUL CAUSE WE WOLVES KNOW HOW TO HOWL,
  74. <WOLVES>: WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE, LIKE AN OWL!
  75. <WOLVES>: YOU KNOW THESE WOLVES HAVE A BITE WORSE THAN THERE BARK,
  76. <WOLVES>: WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH YOU, WE'LL SEND YOU SOMEWHERE DARK!
  77. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: W)(en it comes to rap you ain't no darn king
  78. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Beac)(es beware of my mad skills )(ere
  79. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: I got awesome raps just like my awesome rear
  80. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: you can fig)(t me all you like on this
  81. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: but if you do you wont even get kissed
  82. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: so i suggest you back down from t)(is fig)(t
  83. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: cause you're in a lose-lose situation since I'm rig)(t.
  84. <CuttlefishCUDDLER>: Now beac)(es i gotta take my leave, good rapping takes energy so I gotta sleep. T)(ink my words over because you'll soon realize, t)(at guys w)(o'll lose are guys with odd eyes.
  85. <PurpleKoopa>: sol your claims are all debunked by my evvidental swwag
  86. <PurpleKoopa>: wwere evven if you dump fef and return to your dead landhag
  87. <PurpleKoopa>: dont you havve anythin to do but speww out bassless accusations
  88. <PurpleKoopa>: you just deservve a cullin for your insubordination
  89. <PurpleKoopa>: thanks for auspiticizin fef i wwas lookin for some sense
  90. <PurpleKoopa>: but please get your ship together and stop actin glubbin dense
  91. <PurpleKoopa>: wwhyd you think a leavvin royalty to join some lowwblood wworm
  92. <PurpleKoopa>: the vvery fact that you did so is enough for me to squirm
  93. <PurpleKoopa>: about wwakin up the fishies are you absolutely shore
  94. <PurpleKoopa>: because since youvve started blabberin ivve only heard them snore
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