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  1. [17:52] * [KC]Schultz smiles and leans on her cane
  2. [17:53] <[KC]Schultz> Hello, you all. My name is Holland, but you can call me Schultz.
  3. [17:53] <[KC]Schultz> I do hope we can work together.
  4. [17:54] <[Az]Rose> I am Rose Valentine. Age 21. Anyone who thinks otherwise...
  5. [17:54] * Tetrominon is now known as [GM]Tetro
  6. [17:54] * [Az]Rose cracks her whip and the metal pieces snap together sharply.
  7. [17:54] * Claudia is now known as [Gtz]Claudia
  8. [17:54] <[Az]Rose> "Will have 'fun' with me."
  9. [17:54] * HY has joined #maidrpg
  10. [17:55] * [Pyg]Aleksandra looks around at the others who have gathered.
  11. [17:55] <[Gtz]Claudia> Hi guys. My name's Claudia, I'm pretty young for a vampire, and I like to play polo. You know, the one with the horses? Uh... We should get going now.
  12. [17:55] * [Pyg]Aleksandra takes in a deep breath, pauses, then speaks.
  13. [17:56] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> I...am Aleksandra Mikhailovna Gavrikov. 20 years of age.
  14. [17:56] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> ...
  15. [17:56] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Ah!
  16. [17:56] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> And this is...
  17. [17:56] * [Pyg]Aleksandra lifts an RPG-7 for all to see.
  18. [17:57] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> My friend, Comrade Vladimir...We hope to have no problems getting along. That is all.
  19. [17:58] * [KC]Schultz mutters aside to herself about "cheating"
  20. [17:59] * [GM]Tetro sets mode: +v Terminal
  21. [17:59] * Terminal is now known as [Te]Nali
  22. [17:59] * [Gtz]Claudia really hopes she doesn't dash Saundra's expectations
  23. [18:00] <[Te]Nali> Ah, I'm Nali and I hope to do my best here
  24. [18:02] * [KC]Schultz takea swig from a flask and turns to Claudia
  25. [18:02] <[KC]Schultz> So, you're a vampire, huh?
  26. [18:02] <[KC]Schultz> That's a pretty off gig.
  27. [18:03] <[Gtz]Claudia> So you're a jackass, huh?
  28. [18:03] <[Gtz]Claudia> That's a pretty off gig.
  29. [18:03] <[KC]Schultz> ...eh?
  30. [18:03] <[Gtz]Claudia> Juuuust kidding~
  31. [18:04] * [KC]Schultz smirks
  32. [18:04] <[GM]Tetro> And so begins your first day working at the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
  33. [18:04] <[KC]Schultz> Girl, I think I like you.
  34. [18:04] <[KC]Schultz> You can play jacks and do tricks with it like the best of 'em.
  35. [18:05] <[Gtz]Claudia> Yeah, I got the jacks alright..
  36. [18:06] * [9]Sakuya is now known as Hourai
  37. [18:06] * [GM]Tetro sets mode: -v Hourai
  38. [18:09] * Ataisai_ has joined #maidrpg
  39. [18:09] <[Gtz]Claudia> zzzZzzzZzzz....
  40. [18:10] * Ataisai_ has left #maidrpg
  41. [18:10] * [Te]Nali plays with her rope
  42. [18:10] * [GM]Tetro sets mode: +v HY
  43. [18:10] * [Pyg]Aleksandra is peacefully sleeping, her trusty RPG-7 in her arms acting as a substitute teddy bear.
  44. [18:10] * Ataisai has joined #maidrpg
  45. [18:10] * HY is now known as [HY]Sakuya
  46. [18:11] * Topic is 'Next game is preparing. SDM: Reloaded. CHANNEL IS IC ONLY; OOC in #MaidRPGOOC'
  47. [18:11] * Set by [email protected] on Mon Sep 01 16:52:32
  48. [18:11] * [GM]Tetro changes topic to '"SDM: Reloaded" is underway. CHANNEL IS IC ONLY; OOC in #MaidRPGOOC'
  49. [18:12] <[KC]Schultz> Look off for Mama.
  50. [18:12] <[KC]Schultz> If she catches us on the doze she'll rip, I tell ya that.
  51. [18:13] <[Gtz]Claudia> zzzZzzzZzzz....
  52. [18:15] <[Te]Nali> This is awkward.
  53. [18:16] <[Gtz]Claudia> zzzzzzzzzzzz....ZZZ!
  54. [18:16] * [Gtz]Claudia yawns
  55. [18:19] * [Az]Rose wakes up from bed and pulls both hands to her face, thinking. Damn wrinkles, every damn night.
  56. [18:19] * [HY]Sakuya suddenly slams door open, glaring at lazy maids, arms folded.
  57. [18:20] * [Te]Nali jumps at the sound of the slam
  58. [18:20] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Wahh!
  59. [18:20] * [Az]Rose gets off her bed and stands at attention to Sakuya.
  60. [18:20] <[Gtz]Claudia> zzzzzz...
  61. [18:20] <[HY]Sakuya> Look lively then!
  62. [18:20] * [Pyg]Aleksandra bolts upright out of bed and hops off the bed at the sight of the head maid.
  63. [18:20] * [Te]Nali looks as lively as a zombie can
  64. [18:20] * [KC]Schultz leans a bit on her cane, but otherwise stands straight
  65. [18:21] * [HY]Sakuya steps into the room.
  66. [18:22] * [HY]Sakuya stops and turns to peer at Claudia, still in bed.
  67. [18:22] <[Te]Nali> uh oh
  68. [18:23] * [Gtz]Claudia SNOOOOOOOOORE
  69. [18:23] * [Az]Rose turns to watch Claudia as Sakuya watches her.
  70. [18:23] <[Az]Rose> Do you wish me to wake her?
  71. [18:23] <[HY]Sakuya> No.
  72. [18:23] <[Az]Rose> Very well.
  73. [18:23] * [HY]Sakuya whispers.
  74. [18:23] <[HY]Sakuya> Wake up.
  75. [18:23] <[HY]Sakuya> You have five seconds.
  76. [18:24] * [Gtz]Claudia opens eyes
  77. [18:24] <[Gtz]Claudia> Ahhm... Good morning.
  78. [18:24] * [Gtz]Claudia smiles
  79. [18:25] * [HY]Sakuya dangles a pocketwatch from her hand.
  80. [18:25] <[HY]Sakuya> Felt like a very long five seconds to me.
  81. [18:25] <[Gtz]Claudia> oh? OH! right.
  82. [18:25] * [Gtz]Claudia gets dressed, readied and all that shit
  83. [18:26] * [HY]Sakuya shouts.
  84. [18:26] <[HY]Sakuya> UP!
  85. [18:27] * [HY]Sakuya glares
  86. [18:27] <[HY]Sakuya> Well?
  87. [18:27] * [HY]Sakuya waits for a moment, face twitching.
  88. [18:28] * [Te]Nali stands at attention at the foot of her bed
  89. [18:29] <[HY]Sakuya> What are you waiting for?
  90. [18:29] * [Gtz]Claudia_ has joined #maidrpg
  91. [18:29] * [HY]Sakuya screams.
  92. [18:29] <[HY]Sakuya> MOVE!
  93. [18:29] * [GM]Tetro sets mode: +v [Gtz]Claudia_
  94. [18:29] * [Pyg]Aleksandra quickly disrobes her sleeping wear and begins to put on her maid uniform. Adjusting her headdress one last time she moves to the foot of her own bed.
  95. [18:30] * [Gtz]Claudia_ gets moving
  96. [18:31] * [Gtz]Claudia has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  97. [18:31] * [Gtz]Claudia_ is now known as [Gtz]Claudia
  98. [18:31] * [Az]Rose changes into her maid outfit and gets moving.
  99. [18:31] <[GM]Tetro> {RETCON: "[Gtz]Claudia stands next to Schultz." after the face-twitch.}
  100. [18:32] <[HY]Sakuya> Well well, took you all long enough. Did you manage to forget everything overnight? Do you all need to have the morning routine explained to you yet again?
  101. [18:32] * [HY]Sakuya sighs.
  102. [18:32] <[Te]Nali> No ma'am
  103. [18:33] <[HY]Sakuya> Good for you.
  104. [18:33] <[HY]Sakuya> So get going.
  105. [18:33] * [HY]Sakuya gives Nali a thin-lipped smile.
  106. [18:34] <[Te]Nali> I'll take care of the windows.
  107. [18:34] * [Te]Nali begins to leave
  108. [18:34] * [HY]Sakuya rounds on everyone else.
  109. [18:34] <[HY]Sakuya> Chop chop, people!
  110. [18:34] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Yes, Head Maid.
  111. [18:34] * [Gtz]Claudia gets rounded up amongst the other cowpokes
  112. [18:34] <[KC]Schultz> Righto, Mama.
  113. [18:35] * [Gtz]Claudia snickers
  114. [18:35] * [Pyg]Aleksandra briskly walks out of the room to attend to sweeping the front garden path.
  115. [18:35] * [Az]Rose gets to work on her task for the night.
  116. [18:36] <[KC]Schultz> Ah, wait, what's my gig again?
  117. [18:36] * [Te]Nali is rummaging through the supply closet
  118. [18:36] <[Gtz]Claudia> coughjackasscough
  119. [18:37] <[Gtz]Claudia> What are my orders for tonight, Ma'am?
  120. [18:37] <[KC]Schultz> Yeh, what's Teeth said.
  121. [18:37] * [Gtz]Claudia flashes a toothy grin
  122. [18:38] <[HY]Sakuya> Schultz, Claudia, seeing as you have poor memories, upstairs with me. The Mistress needs waking.
  123. [18:38] * [Te]Nali has found a pale, filled it with water, and has begun washing the windows in the hallway.
  124. [18:38] * [Gtz]Claudia Yes, Ma'am!
  125. [18:38] <[KC]Schultz> Right on.
  126. [18:39] <[Te]Nali> !roll d6
  127. [18:39] <[KC]Schultz> We are checked and double checked.
  128. [18:41] * [Te]Nali has dropped the pail, water is now all over the floor.
  129. [18:41] <[Te]Nali> ah
  130. [18:42] * [Te]Nali has to go back to the supply closet for a mop
  131. [18:42] * [Te]Nali returns to clean up the mess
  132. [18:43] * [HY]Sakuya appears next to Nali, without warning.
  133. [18:43] <[HY]Sakuya> Make it shine.
  134. [18:43] <[Te]Nali> Y-yes
  135. [18:43] <[HY]Sakuya> Good girl.
  136. [18:43] * [Te]Nali has another pail of water and begins to clean again
  137. [18:43] * [HY]Sakuya vanishes again.
  138. [18:45] * [Te]Nali has cleaned the windows adequately
  139. [18:46] * [KC]Schultz meanwhile is following relatively obediently after Sakuya
  140. [18:47] * [Gtz]Claudia trails behind Schultz
  141. [18:47] * [GM]Tetro is now known as [GM]Remilia
  142. [18:47] <[KC]Schultz> Mama, you want I should jive?
  143. [18:47] * [HY]Sakuya is silent on the way upstairs. Stops outside Remilia's door.
  144. [18:48] <[HY]Sakuya> Jive?
  145. [18:48] <[HY]Sakuya> What is this ... 'jive'?
  146. [18:48] <[Gtz]Claudia> That ain't no jive, turkey.
  147. [18:49] <[KC]Schultz> You know, jive.
  148. [18:49] * [HY]Sakuya looks at the pair of you with obvious distaste.
  149. [18:49] * [Gtz]Claudia smiles
  150. [18:49] * [KC]Schultz lightly taps Claudia over the head in a "nadeyan" fashion
  151. [18:49] <[KC]Schultz> *nandeyan
  152. [18:50] * [Gtz]Claudia lightly ignores it
  153. [18:50] * [HY]Sakuya knocks on Remilia's bedroom door.
  154. [18:51] <[HY]Sakuya> Mistess?
  155. [18:51] * [HY]Sakuya waits a moment.
  156. [18:52] * [Gtz]Claudia waits two moments.
  157. [18:52] <[HY]Sakuya> The Mistress is still asleep.
  158. [18:52] <[KC]Schultz> Ah.
  159. [18:52] <[KC]Schultz> She's dead.
  160. [18:53] * [HY]Sakuya smiles at Schultz.
  161. [18:53] <[HY]Sakuya> Indeed she is.
  162. [18:53] * [KC]Schultz smiles back
  163. [18:53] <[HY]Sakuya> Now, silence.
  164. [18:53] * [Gtz]Claudia hardly taps Schultz over the head in a "nandeyan" fasion
  165. [18:53] * [HY]Sakuya opens Remilia's bedroom door.
  166. [18:53] * [HY]Sakuya steps inside.
  167. [18:54] * [GM]Remilia is laying in her large, canopy bed, the sheets wrapped close around her slim figure. Her breath is soft and even, a peaceful sleep.
  168. [18:55] * [HY]Sakuya visibly HNNNGs a little as she crosses the room.
  169. [18:56] * [Gtz]Claudia peeks out the corner of the door
  170. [18:57] * [KC]Schultz tiptoes behind Sakuya in an obvious manner
  171. [18:57] * [Gtz]Claudia tiptoes behind Schultz in a mocking, but quiet manner
  172. [18:58] * [HY]Sakuya speaks quietly.
  173. [18:59] <[HY]Sakuya> Schultz, time to learn the routine. Wake the Mistress. Gently.
  174. [18:59] * [HY]Sakuya glares.
  175. [19:00] <[KC]Schultz> Right-o, Mama.
  176. [19:00] <[GM]Remilia> {Action Resolution!}
  177. [19:02] * [KC]Schultz grabs by the shoulder and shakes firmly
  178. [19:02] <[KC]Schultz> Good mourning, Mistress!
  179. [19:03] <[KC]Schultz> It's time for the wake.
  180. [19:03] * [HY]Sakuya grits teeth so hard you can hear it.
  181. [19:03] * [GM]Remilia stirs and moans quietly as her eyes flutter open, focusing on the maid leaning over her.
  182. [19:03] <[GM]Remilia> Mmng... 'morning...
  183. [19:03] * [KC]Schultz smiles in what she hopes is a relatively disarming manner
  184. [19:03] * [GM]Remilia blinks a couple of times.
  185. [19:04] * [KC]Schultz moves backwards to allow Sakuya to take charge of the situation
  186. [19:04] <[GM]Remilia> Oh? You are...
  187. [19:04] * [GM]Remilia looks over at Sakuya, then back to Schultz.
  188. [19:04] <[GM]Remilia> Ah... yes, that's right. She is one of the new maids starting today, isn't she?
  189. [19:04] * [HY]Sakuya smiles sweetly at Remilia.
  190. [19:04] <[HY]Sakuya> She is, yes.
  191. [19:05] <[HY]Sakuya> And may I say, good morning Mistress.
  192. [19:05] * [GM]Remilia returns Sakuya's smile in kind.
  193. [19:05] <[GM]Remilia> Good morning, Sakuya.
  194. [19:05] * [GM]Remilia sits up and leans against stretches her arms up over her head, leaning against the pillow when she's done.
  195. [19:05] <[GM]Remilia> *-leans against
  196. [19:06] * [GM]Remilia notices Claudia standing a little ways off from the others.
  197. [19:06] * [HY]Sakuya glares at Schultz while Remilia is stretching.
  198. [19:06] <[GM]Remilia> And good morning to you, too, Claudia.
  199. [19:07] * [Gtz]Claudia has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  200. [19:08] * Ranmilia-sleep has left #maidrpg
  201. [19:08] * Ranmilia has joined #maidrpg
  202. [19:14] <[HY]Sakuya> Claudia! Breakfast, if you please. You know where the kitchen is.
  203. [19:14] * [GM]Remilia is now known as [GM]Claudia
  204. [19:14] * [HY]Sakuya sends Claudia off to make breakfast.
  205. [19:14] <[GM]Claudia> Roger, cap'm!
  206. [19:14] * [GM]Claudia bows to Remilia and exits.
  207. [19:14] * [GM]Claudia is now known as [GM]Remilia
  208. [19:16] * [Az]Rose has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  209. [19:17] * [Az]Rose has joined #maidrpg
  210. [19:17] * [KC]Schultz looks askance at Sakuya
  211. [19:17] * [GM]Remilia sets mode: +v [Az]Rose
  212. [19:18] <[GM]Remilia> Oooh, I hope she makes bacon. I'm really in the mood for bacon.
  213. [19:19] * huh has joined #maidrpg
  214. [19:21] * [HY]Sakuya is now known as HY
  215. [19:21] * [GM]Remilia sets mode: -v HY
  216. [19:21] * [GM]Remilia sets mode: +v Ranmilia
  217. [19:22] * Ranmilia is now known as [Ran]Sakuya
  218. [19:25] <[Ran]Sakuya> Rose! Aleksandra! Nali! Form up, if you would.
  219. [19:25] <[GM]Remilia> {Uh, they're all over the mansion.}
  220. [19:27] <[Ran]Sakuya> Schultz, then!
  221. [19:27] * [KC]Schultz salutes
  222. [19:27] <[KC]Schultz> Yo Mama?
  223. [19:27] <[KC]Schultz> ...or was that Yo-yo Ma...
  224. [19:28] <[KC]Schultz> Wait, do you play the violin?
  225. [19:28] <[Ran]Sakuya> The Mistress will require a bath and a change of clothing. Please treat this as a serious matter.
  226. [19:28] * [KC]Schultz salutes again
  227. [19:29] * [Ran]Sakuya glares. "I mean it. Prepare her outfit and meet me at the bath in three minutes."
  228. [19:30] <[KC]Schultz> Righto. Sweet digs, coming right up.
  229. [19:32] * [KC]Schultz heads to the...clothes room? Closet? What's the kind of roomage we've got here? I head to it. Yesh.
  230. [19:34] <[KC]Schultz> Alright, alright.
  231. [19:34] <[KC]Schultz> Clothes.
  232. [19:34] <[KC]Schultz> Now, let's see.
  233. [19:34] * [GM]Remilia is now known as [GM]Tetro
  234. [19:35] <[GM]Tetro> Well, you're certainly not spoiled for choice. This place is huge.
  235. [19:35] <[GM]Tetro> The predominant theme, of course, is "red", but as for the type and cut of the clothing, there seems to be no limit but the sky.
  236. [19:35] * [KC]Schultz peruses thoughfully
  237. [19:37] <[KC]Schultz> Well, it can't be helped.
  238. [19:37] <[KC]Schultz> Eeny, meeny, miney...
  239. [19:37] <[KC]Schultz> ...
  240. [19:37] <[KC]Schultz> Awwwww.
  241. [19:37] <[KC]Schultz> This doesn't have any sequins at all.
  242. [19:37] * [KC]Schultz chokes down her disappointment and carries the outfit over to the bathroom
  243. [19:38] <[GM]Tetro> {Two minutes, 15 seconds later...}
  244. [19:38] * [GM]Tetro is now known as [GM]Remilia
  245. [19:39] <[Ran]Sakuya> Your knock is answered only by silence at first - rather odd for Sakuya. Twenty-three seconds later, the door opens, and the head maid then stands before you, her face slightly flushed.
  246. [19:39] * [GM]Remilia speaks up from behind her.
  247. [19:39] <[Ran]Sakuya> Ah, Schultz. Very goo- this? Ah, this is...
  248. [19:40] <[GM]Remilia> Aww, already? Well, can't be helped~
  249. [19:40] <[KC]Schultz> Yesh, yesh, I'm disappointed, too, Sakuya.
  250. [19:40] <[KC]Schultz> But it cannot be helped.
  251. [19:40] * [KC]Schultz looks thoughtfully into the distance.
  252. [19:40] <[KC]Schultz> Someday, Sakuya, that dancefloor will be vanquished, and the voices shall rise up as one--
  253. [19:41] * [GM]Remilia stands up out of the water and reaches for a towel.
  254. [19:41] * [Ran]Sakuya blinks out of view for a moment, and reappears crumpling a reddened tissue.
  255. [19:41] <[KC]Schultz> Ah!
  256. [19:41] <[KC]Schultz> Yo, you're bleeding!
  257. [19:41] <[Ran]Sakuya> That- that will do. I suppose you may come in.
  258. [19:42] * [KC]Schultz points to Sakuya, assuming she hasn't heard
  259. [19:42] * [GM]Remilia is standing beside the tub, now, vigorously drying her hair.
  260. [19:42] <[KC]Schultz> You're bleeding, Momma!
  261. [19:42] * [Ran]Sakuya pointedly ignores the comment.
  262. [19:42] <[KC]Schultz> Out of your nose!
  263. [19:43] <[Ran]Sakuya> Mistress! Please, allow m- allow Schultz.
  264. [19:43] <[KC]Schultz> That's the--what? Me?
  265. [19:43] * [Ran]Sakuya mutters to her "You'd better towel her off. Do be careful."
  266. [19:43] <[GM]Remilia> Hmm?
  267. [19:43] <[KC]Schultz> Toweling...
  268. [19:43] * [KC]Schultz looks at the towel, then at Remilia, then at the towel.
  269. [19:43] * [GM]Remilia pauses drying her hair for a second and looks up at Sakuya's call.
  270. [19:44] * [GM]Remilia doesn't seem terribly shy about her nakedness...
  271. [19:44] <[GM]Remilia> Allow Schultz?
  272. [19:44] <[Ran]Sakuya> Please relax, Mistres-s-s. I will be back in... a moment. Yes.
  273. [19:45] <[GM]Remilia> Oh? Where are you going?
  274. [19:45] * huh has left #maidrpg
  275. [19:45] * huh has joined #maidrpg
  276. [19:45] <[Ran]Sakuya> Just, ah, things I need to clean up. I will be right back.
  277. [19:45] * [GM]Remilia blinks, then narrows her eyes and smiles slyly at Sakuya.
  278. [19:46] <[GM]Remilia> Hmmmmm, indeed? Well, leave a little for me, will you?
  279. [19:46] * [Ran]Sakuya curtseys and hurridly disappears, though not without a threatening knife-poke to Schultz' back.
  280. [19:46] <[GM]Remilia> I don't mind doing a little... "cleaning" now and again.
  281. [19:46] <[KC]Schultz> Brave, brave Sakuya.
  282. [19:46] * [KC]Schultz sniffs a little
  283. [19:46] <[KC]Schultz> I may never see her again...
  284. [19:48] * [KC]Schultz remembers what she was doing, looks at the towel, looks at Remilia, looks at the towel, looks at Remilia, holds up the towel so she can look at the towel and Remilia at the same time
  285. [19:48] <[KC]Schultz> ...Right!
  286. [19:48] * [KC]Schultz attempts to towel Remilia off, starting with her hair
  287. [19:49] * [GM]Remilia co-operates by standing as still as she can.
  288. [19:50] <[GM]Remilia> Holland Schultz...
  289. [19:50] <[GM]Remilia> Heh.
  290. [19:50] <[GM]Remilia> I remember when it was your mother, Ingrid, standing where you are now.
  291. [19:51] <[KC]Schultz> My mother, Mistress?
  292. [19:51] * [KC]Schultz blinks curiously
  293. [19:51] <[GM]Remilia> And your grandmother, Bridget.
  294. [19:52] * [GM]Remilia smiles and stares off into the distance, eyes misty with memory.
  295. [19:52] <[GM]Remilia> Come to think of it... I can't remember a time when there hasn't been a Schultz drying my hair.
  296. [19:53] * [GM]Remilia cranes her neck back to look up at Holland, past the towel, still smiling.
  297. [19:53] * [KC]Schultz stops drying for a moment, trying to think of an exception, fails, and continues trying thoughfully
  298. [19:54] <[GM]Remilia> Your mother was a very kind woman, and a very good maid. All the Schultzes have been very good, faithful maids.
  299. [19:54] <[GM]Remilia> I hope you will continue the tradition, Miss Holland.
  300. [19:55] <[KC]Schultz> Hmmmm...
  301. [19:55] <[KC]Schultz> I'll do the bestmost I can, Mistress!
  302. [19:55] * [GM]Remilia breaks into a playful grin.
  303. [19:55] <[GM]Remilia> That's the spirit!
  304. [19:56] <[GM]Remilia> Now, let's get that towel moving. Wouldn't want me to catch cold, would we?
  305. [19:56] <[KC]Schultz> Ah, righto, Mistress!
  306. [19:57] * [KC]Schultz gets the towel moving, with the cleaning and the wiping
  307. [19:58] * [Ran]Sakuya reappears after a few minutes, with a faint smile. She seems much more relaxed.
  308. [19:59] <[Ran]Sakuya> Everything well? Thank you, Schultz. Mistress, what would you like to do tonight?
  309. [19:59] <[GM]Remilia> Ah, welcome back, Sakuya. How was the cleaning?
  310. [20:01] <[Ran]Sakuya> Refreshing as always. I really ought to leave some things to the new staff, but giving up responsibility is hard, you understand.
  311. [20:01] * [GM]Remilia laughs the laugh of one enjoying a private joke.
  312. [20:01] <[GM]Remilia> I understand completely.
  313. [20:02] * [GM]Remilia peeks over at the clothing set to the side of the door.
  314. [20:02] <[GM]Remilia> Ooh, I love that dress. Did you pick that out, Schultz?
  315. [20:02] <[KC]Schultz> Yesh, Mistress!
  316. [20:03] * [KC]Schultz grins
  317. [20:03] <[GM]Remilia> Good eye. Sakuya, be a dear and bring that over here, would you?
  318. [20:03] <[Ran]Sakuya> Certainly.
  319. [20:03] * [Ran]Sakuya turns around and fetches the dress.
  320. [20:04] * [GM]Remilia quickly, while Sakuya's back is turned, flaps her wings once to gain a brief altitude and lands a pecking kiss on Holland's cheek, then lands lightly back to her feet, all in a single second.
  321. [20:04] <[KC]Schultz> ...!
  322. [20:04] <[GM]Remilia> {Seduction!}
  323. [20:10] <[GM]Remilia> {Success!}
  324. [20:12] * [KC]Schultz opens her mouth to say something, looks over at Sakuya, and decides, you know, maybe not
  325. [20:12] * [GM]Remilia resumes her previous position as if nothing happened.
  326. [20:13] * [Ran]Sakuya brings the dress to Remilia, quite oblivious.
  327. [20:14] <[GM]Remilia> Right now, Sakuya, I'm hungry. After that, we'll see.
  328. [20:15] * [Gtz]Claudia_ has joined #maidrpg
  329. [20:16] * [GM]Remilia sets mode: +v [Gtz]Claudia_
  330. [20:16] * [Gtz]Claudia_ is now known as [Gtz]Claudia
  331. [20:18] <[GM]Remilia> {And the mistress was dressed, etc. etc.}
  332. [20:18] <[GM]Remilia> {Meanwhile, out on the front walk...}
  333. [20:18] * [Gtz]Claudia is now known as Gaatz
  334. [20:18] * [GM]Remilia sets mode: -v Gaatz
  335. [20:20] * [GM]Remilia is now known as [GM]Tetro
  336. [20:23] * UBOA has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
  337. [20:25] * [Pyg]Aleksandra sweeps the walkway with a bamboo broom as she hums a little tune. It's much easier than she thought, maybe she should have offered to help the maids do this back home.
  338. [20:27] <[GM]Tetro> What was that noise?
  339. [20:27] <[GM]Tetro> ...
  340. [20:27] <[GM]Tetro> There it is again...
  341. [20:27] <[GM]Tetro> The bushes off to your right are rustling...
  342. [20:27] * [Pyg]Aleksandra before she can continue to reminisce about home, her attention is caught by the sound of the bushes.
  343. [20:28] * [Pyg]Aleksandra hesitates for a moment, but decides to speak up...
  344. [20:28] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Who's there?
  345. [20:29] <[GM]Tetro> The rustling stops dead.
  346. [20:29] <[GM]Tetro> Then...
  347. [20:29] <[GM]Tetro> *ZIP!*
  348. [20:29] <[GM]Tetro> A small, black shape dashes towards the mansion, keeping low to the ground!
  349. [20:29] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Hey!
  350. [20:30] * Ataisai has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  351. [20:30] <[GM]Tetro> Whatever it is, it either didn't hear you or is pointedly ignoring you.
  352. [20:32] * RAYMOO has joined #maidrpg
  353. [20:32] * [Pyg]Aleksandra begins pursuit of the possible intruder, her broom still in hand.
  354. [20:32] <[GM]Tetro> {Meanwhile, in the library...}
  355. [20:33] * [GM]Tetro is now known as [GM]Patchy
  356. [20:33] * [Az]Rose knocks on the door to the large doors of the library.
  357. [20:34] * Gaatz has left #maidrpg
  358. [20:34] <[GM]Patchy> {Door to the doors? Fix that.}
  359. [20:35] * huh has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  360. [20:35] * [Az]Rose knocks on the large doors to the library.
  361. [20:35] <[GM]Patchy> {Actually, I meant for me to do it later, but ok.}
  362. [20:36] * [GM]Patchy is now known as [GM]Koakuma
  363. [20:36] * [GM]Koakuma opens one door slightly and peeks out. Recognizing the uniform, she pulls it open completely and gazes out at the maid expectantly.
  364. [20:37] * [Az]Rose looks at the succubus from head to toe.
  365. [20:38] <[Az]Rose> Are you the librarian?
  366. [20:38] * [GM]Koakuma shakes her head.
  367. [20:38] * [GM]Koakuma steps out of the door way and leans in close, almost putting her chin on Rose's shoulder to whisper in her ear.
  368. [20:39] <[GM]Koakuma> her familiar
  369. [20:39] <[GM]Koakuma> here to clean?
  370. [20:39] * [Az]Rose clicks her tongue.
  371. [20:39] * [GM]Koakuma steps back and waits for a reply.
  372. [20:39] <[Az]Rose> Yeah, tell her I'm here to clean.
  373. [20:39] * [GM]Koakuma half-bows politely, then turns and motions for you to follow before flying off.
  374. [20:40] * [Az]Rose follows the librarian's familiar while glancing down the library... hallways.
  375. [20:40] * [Az]Rose thinks to herself. Shit, I got the hard job.
  376. [20:40] * [GM]Koakuma is now known as [GM]Patchouli
  377. [20:41] * [GM]Patchouli is now known as [GM]Tetro
  378. [20:41] <[GM]Tetro> Be thankful you weren't told to organize it. Books are pretty much strewn everywhere.
  379. [20:41] <[GM]Tetro> And holy gods, they must number in eight digits, at least.
  380. [20:42] <[GM]Tetro> The familiar leads you through the (barely) ordered chaos to what seems to be the center of the library, a large clearing surrounded by bookshelves.
  381. [20:43] <[GM]Tetro> Floating above a table set in the center of the clearing is a woman in a striped purple nightgown.
  382. [20:43] * [GM]Tetro is now known as [GM]Patchouli
  383. [20:43] * [GM]Patchouli turns the page of the book she is reading and glances up at Rose and Koakuma as they arrive.
  384. [20:43] <[GM]Patchouli> Hmm? Oh.
  385. [20:43] <[GM]Patchouli> You're here to clean.
  386. [20:45] <[Az]Rose> Yes, madam. Are there any specific places you wish for me to clean?
  387. [20:45] <[GM]Patchouli> Hmm.
  388. [20:45] <[Az]Rose> Otherwise, I'll just start in a corner and move along to the rest.
  389. [20:45] * [GM]Patchouli doesn't look up from her book. You're not sure if she's even heard you.
  390. [20:45] <[GM]Patchouli> Get started, then.
  391. [20:45] <[Az]Rose> As you wish.
  392. [20:49] * [Az]Rose frowns as she makes it further away from where the librarian is. Can't she stop reading a book to acknowledge someone? Damn bookworm.
  393. [20:49] * [GM]Patchouli turns another page.
  394. [20:50] * Frisca has left #maidrpg
  395. [20:50] * Ars has joined #maidrpg
  396. [20:51] * [Az]Rose takes a duster and begins dusting off a bookshelf while in the corner he starts in. And what's with those clothes? Does she sleep here or something?
  397. [20:52] * Gaatz|hickfamily has joined #maidrpg
  398. [20:52] * [Az]Rose knocks over a small stack of books while still deep in thought about the librarian.
  399. [20:52] <[Az]Rose> Damn it...
  400. [20:53] * [GM]Patchouli sets mode: +v Hourai
  401. [20:54] * [Az]Rose stacks the books up as well as she can and gets back to dusting. And what's with that succubus of hers? A familiar? Does she do mana transfers with that little beast every now and then to keep it powered?
  402. [20:54] <[GM]Patchouli> Suddenly...
  403. [20:55] * [Az]Rose keeps at it until-
  404. [20:55] * [GM]Patchouli is now known as [GM]Tetro
  405. [20:55] <[GM]Tetro> {oops}
  406. [20:55] <[GM]Tetro> Suddenly...
  407. [20:55] * Hourai is now known as [9]Marisa
  408. [20:55] * [9]Marisa stumbles through the hallway of shelves, dropping books as she goes.
  409. [20:55] <[9]Marisa> "Ah, holy crap! It spotted me ze!"
  410. [20:56] <[Az]Rose> Who are you?!
  411. [20:56] * [9]Marisa stops and double takes.
  412. [20:56] <[9]Marisa> ...
  413. [20:56] <[9]Marisa> Who are YOU?
  414. [20:56] <[Az]Rose> I'm a maid here.
  415. [20:56] * [Az]Rose grips her whip blade under her dress in case she needs to.
  416. [20:57] <[9]Marisa> Ah, so the bat brought in some fresh meat?
  417. [20:57] * [9]Marisa grips her broom, grinning as she does so.
  418. [20:57] * [GM]Tetro is now known as [GM]Patchouli
  419. [20:58] * [Az]Rose fresh MEAT?! This arrogant little-
  420. [20:58] <[9]Marisa> "Ha ha, so what are you-"
  421. [20:59] <[Az]Rose> First of all... Tell me who YOU are.
  422. [20:59] * [Az]Rose glares at Marisa.
  423. [20:59] <[Az]Rose> [LIE DETECTOR]
  424. [21:00] * [9]Marisa lost her focus, but has regained it in expert time.
  425. [21:01] <[9]Marisa> Ah... What I am? I just so happen to be the most beautiful witch in all the world ze! Even more beautiful than Ms. Inhaler!
  426. [21:02] <[GM]Patchouli> {...well, she certainly believes it to be true.}
  427. [21:02] * [Pyg]Aleksandra screeches to a halt at the end of the hall of shelves, now with her RPG-7 slung across shoulder and the bamboo broom still in hand.
  428. [21:02] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Huff...Hey!...You!
  429. [21:02] <[9]Marisa> !
  430. [21:02] <[Az]Rose> !?
  431. [21:02] * [9]Marisa shakes her head, and looks up.
  432. [21:02] * [Az]Rose I JUST CLEANED THAT!
  433. [21:03] <[9]Marisa> Ah... looks like it's time to make my escape ze!
  434. [21:03] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Oh, no, you don't!
  435. [21:03] * [9]Marisa mounts on her broom and begins to run down the hall, huffing as she tries to lift off.
  436. [21:04] * [Pyg]Aleksandra hefts her bamboo broom hand preparing to throw it like a javelin.
  437. [21:04] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> {ATTACKING THE BLACK-WHITE}
  438. [21:05] * [Az]Rose pulls out her whip blade and extends it to trip the black white as she runs.
  439. [21:05] <[Az]Rose> [Tripping the Black White!]
  440. [21:10] <[GM]Patchouli> {Just barely failed. So sad.}
  441. [21:10] * Ataisai_ has joined #maidrpg
  442. [21:11] * [GM]Patchouli sets mode: +v Gaatz|hickfamily
  443. [21:11] * [Pyg]Aleksandra flings her bamboo broom hoping to nail a hit on the blonde witch. Instead the broom ends up hitting a shelf. Knocking a few books off of it.
  444. [21:13] * [Az]Rose swings out her blade whip to trip the witch from getting away. She manages to get her whip near her but only manages to tear of a bit of her shirt before she flies away.
  445. [21:13] <[9]Marisa> Ah!
  446. [21:13] * [9]Marisa drops a few books.
  447. [21:14] <[9]Marisa> This new stuff is perverted! Even more than that head maid!
  448. [21:14] * [9]Marisa starts to lift off, and aims for one of the larger windows.
  449. [21:14] * [Az]Rose Damn it! I'll have to clean those up!
  450. [21:14] <[GM]Patchouli> Fire Sign! "Agni Radiance"!
  451. [21:14] * [GM]Patchouli is now known as [GM]Tetro
  452. [21:14] * [GM]Tetro is now known as [GM]Patchouli
  453. [21:15] * [GM]Patchouli appears between the witch and the window, red flames shooting out from her hands towards the black-white intruder.
  454. [21:15] <[GM]Patchouli> {Conflict!}
  455. [21:15] * HY has quit IRC (Quit: so tired~)
  456. [21:16] * Gaatz|hickfamily is now known as [Gtz]Claudia
  457. [21:16] * [Gtz]Claudia SUDDENLY
  458. [21:16] <[GM]Patchouli> {Trespass!}
  459. [21:17] * Ataisai_ has left #maidrpg
  460. [21:18] * Ataisai has joined #maidrpg
  461. [21:18] * [Az]Rose chases after the witch in the general direction of where she went.
  462. [21:20] * [Gtz]Claudia gaps to the roof, above the Magic Library, waiting for... something.
  463. [21:21] * [Gtz]Claudia looks around, tosses burnt bacon off the roof
  464. [21:22] * [GM]Patchouli guides the fire towards the witch, but can't seem to get a lock. Her breathing is getting ragged, too.
  465. [21:22] <[9]Marisa> Hahaha!
  466. [21:23] * [9]Marisa dodges the fire and heads for another window, smirking on her way. She flings what seems to be a star at the window, shattering it.
  467. [21:23] <[9]Marisa> You'll never catch me, z-
  468. [21:23] <[9]Marisa> ...Wait, bacon?
  469. [21:24] * [Gtz]Claudia jumps off the roof, swinging down the frying pan with all her momentum
  470. [21:24] <[Gtz]Claudia> BLAAAAAST!
  471. [21:24] * [GM]Patchouli is now known as [GM]FryingPan
  472. [21:24] <[GM]FryingPan> *CLONG!!!!*
  473. [21:24] * [GM]FryingPan is now known as [GM]Patchouli
  474. [21:24] <[9]Marisa> GAH!
  475. [21:25] * [9]Marisa is hit full force, and goes tumbling to the ground. The books scatter on the dirt as well.
  476. [21:25] * [Gtz]Claudia follows the now dented frying pan to the earth.
  477. [21:25] * [GM]Patchouli floats through the broken window, panting for breath.
  478. [21:25] <[GM]Patchouli> {Conflict resolved!}
  479. [21:26] <[9]Marisa> Ah... That hurt, ze.
  480. [21:26] * [9]Marisa rubs her head and grits her teeth.
  481. [21:26] <[GM]Patchouli> You... little rat...
  482. [21:26] <[9]Marisa> !!
  483. [21:26] * [Pyg]Aleksandra follows after the rest to where she hears the commotion after picking her broom back up.
  484. [21:26] <[GM]Patchouli> Always... *gasp*... stealing my books...
  485. [21:26] * [9]Marisa looks from side to side nervously.
  486. [21:26] <[GM]Patchouli> But now... heh heh... I've got you...
  487. [21:26] <[Gtz]Claudia> Where's your motivation?!
  488. [21:26] <[GM]Patchouli> Right where I want you...
  489. [21:26] <[9]Marisa> P-Patchy! I wasn't stealing, I was borrowing!
  490. [21:27] * [9]Marisa waves her hands frantically.
  491. [21:27] * [Gtz]Claudia summons Malice, two arrow legions
  492. [21:27] * [GM]Patchouli snaps her book shut with one hand and chuckles.
  493. [21:27] * [Az]Rose arrives at the scene with her whip blade uncoiled glaring at the witch with an evil taint to her eyes.
  494. [21:27] <[GM]Patchouli> You've borrowed enough of my books to spend a lifetime reading them
  495. [21:27] * [Pyg]Aleksandra arrives at the scene, staring right at the fallen witch.
  496. [21:27] <[9]Marisa> ...
  497. [21:27] * [9]Marisa chuckles.
  498. [21:28] <[9]Marisa> Ten lifetimes can't handle this, ze!
  499. [21:28] * [GM]Patchouli smirks and looks around at the assembled maids.
  500. [21:28] * [9]Marisa reaches into her shirt, grabbing a large item.
  501. [21:28] <[GM]Patchouli> Well, what shall we do with h--
  502. [21:28] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Hey!
  503. [21:28] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> What's she doing?!
  504. [21:28] * [Gtz]Claudia orders her Malices to fire
  505. [21:28] <[Gtz]Claudia> SHOOT!
  506. [21:28] * [Az]Rose tries to hit away the item from her hands with her whip.
  507. [21:28] * [9]Marisa points a small, oddly shaped item up in the air.
  508. [21:29] <[9]Marisa> [LOVE SIGN]....
  509. [21:29] <[Az]Rose> [CONFLICT!]
  510. [21:29] * [GM]Patchouli snaps her wide eyes back to the witch.
  511. [21:29] <[GM]Patchouli> {Whoa, just in time}
  512. [21:32] <[GM]Patchouli> {Conflict resolved!}
  513. [21:33] * [Gtz]Claudia her Legion's fire blue flame, and their aim is true.
  514. [21:33] * [Az]Rose wraps her whip around the object in the witch's hands and pulls it into her hands.
  515. [21:33] * [GM]Patchouli blinks once, twice, taking in what's just happened.
  516. [21:34] <[Az]Rose> NOTHING out of you. Got it? Miss... BLACK... WHITE?!
  517. [21:34] <[9]Marisa> Ghh-!
  518. [21:34] <[GM]Patchouli> Ha. Ha ha.
  519. [21:34] * [Pyg]Aleksandra stops herself before she could take her RPG off her shoulder, instead watching the event unfold.
  520. [21:34] <[GM]Patchouli> Ha ha ha ha!
  521. [21:35] * [9]Marisa takes the damage and falls over with the wind knocked out of her.
  522. [21:35] <[GM]Patchouli> This... I couldn't have dreamed of this!
  523. [21:35] * [GM]Patchouli throws her head back and cackles gleefully.
  524. [21:35] <[9]Marisa> Don't...laugh. Stupid witch.
  525. [21:35] * [9]Marisa chuckles.
  526. [21:35] * [GM]Patchouli looks down at Marisa, grinning.
  527. [21:35] <[GM]Patchouli> Oho? Isn't that my line?
  528. [21:35] <[9]Marisa> Or else you'll... start coughing again.
  529. [21:36] * [Gtz]Claudia Stands up straight, raises her right arm in the air, flexing her muscles, still holding the frying pan
  530. [21:36] <[Gtz]Claudia> Ha HA!
  531. [21:36] <[GM]Patchouli> Hmm.
  532. [21:36] <[GM]Patchouli> On the contrary.
  533. [21:36] <[GM]Patchouli> I haven't felt this good in CENTURIES.
  534. [21:36] * [GM]Patchouli looks at Claudia and Rose.
  535. [21:36] <[GM]Patchouli> You two... what are your names?
  536. [21:36] <[9]Marisa> I bet you haven't felt anything in centuries, for that ma- ugh,- for that matter!
  537. [21:36] * [Az]Rose connects her whip blade together.
  538. [21:36] <[Gtz]Claudia> Claudia.
  539. [21:37] <[Az]Rose> My name is Rose, madame.
  540. [21:37] * [GM]Patchouli nods.
  541. [21:37] <[GM]Patchouli> I'll be sure to mention your deeds to Remilia. You've done a great service this day.
  542. [21:37] * [9]Marisa watches, frowning as she fails to get back up.
  543. [21:37] <[Az]Rose> Would you like me to tie this... intruder up?
  544. [21:37] * [GM]Patchouli notices Aleksandra.
  545. [21:37] <[GM]Patchouli> You, um... good effort.
  546. [21:38] * [Pyg]Aleksandra bows slightly. A little disappointed.
  547. [21:38] * [GM]Patchouli gestures to the prone witch.
  548. [21:38] <[GM]Patchouli> Uh... what's your name?
  549. [21:38] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> Th-thank you, ma'am.
  550. [21:38] * [Gtz]Claudia hangs the frying pan over her shoulder, watching the others
  551. [21:38] <[Pyg]Aleksandra> I...am Aleksandra.
  552. [21:39] * [9]Marisa rests, smiling as she stares up at the sky. She seems to be ignoring the chatter.
  553. [21:39] <[GM]Patchouli> Aleksandra, bind this rat tightly and take her inside. This is a momentous day.
  554. [21:39] * [Pyg]Aleksandra visibly nods, acknowledging her orders.
  555. [21:39] <[GM]Patchouli> Claudia, Rose, assist her if you wish. I've got to go spread the good news. Ohohohoho~
  556. [21:40] * [9]Marisa grins and turns her gaze.
  557. [21:40] <[9]Marisa> Patchouli!
  558. [21:40] * Klaymen has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
  559. [21:40] * [GM]Patchouli is practically glowing with good health as she flies off, but stops when her name is called.
  560. [21:40] <[GM]Patchouli> Hmm?
  561. [21:40] <[9]Marisa> This was pretty fun, ze. Let's do it again some time.
  562. [21:40] * [Gtz]Claudia glares evilly at the witch
  563. [21:40] * [GM]Patchouli smirks.
  564. [21:40] <[GM]Patchouli> Hmm.
  565. [21:40] <[Gtz]Claudia> CAN I SHOW HER MY HATE LEGION?
  566. [21:40] * [Az]Rose smiles and glares at Marisa. Laughing softly as she approaches her.
  567. [21:40] * [GM]Patchouli turns without another word and flies back inside through the window.
  568. [21:41] * [9]Marisa closes her eyes, still smiling.
  569. [21:41] * [9]Marisa mumbles to herself, "I wonder how I'll get out of this one, ze..."
  570. [21:42] * [Az]Rose she takes the bit of cloth ripped from the girl, which was stuck to her whip and sniffs it before glaring at her again.
  571. [21:42] <[Az]Rose> We're... going to have... 'FUN'.
  572. [21:42] * [Pyg]Aleksandra steps up behind the blonde witch to begin applying restraints around her wrists.
  573. [21:42] <[Az]Rose> You and I!
  574. [21:43] <[GM]Patchouli> {Aaaaaand, cut!}
  575. [21:43] <[Gtz]Claudia> Looks like this is going to be one hell of a pa-
  576. [21:43] <[Gtz]Claudia> damn
  577. [21:43] <[GM]Patchouli> {Oops.
  578. [21:43] * [Az]Rose coughs. Damn girl, do you shower?
  579. [21:43] <[Gtz]Claudia> whew, that jump was a real trip.
  580. [21:43] <[GM]Patchouli> {Great work, everyone!}
  581. [21:44] <[Gtz]Claudia> You okay, 9? I didn't hit you too hard there, did I? We used paper fans in rehearsal, this is a cast iron skillet...
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