Sage unwittingly black-mances the troll Flelst.

infiniteFervor [IF] has begun espering turnstileGadabout [TG]
[IF] hi
[TG] Hi there, I don't know if we've like met before.
[TG] I'm Sage.
[IF] the memo was a clusterfuck and i cant be expected to remember everybody
[IF] sage huh? like the plant?
[TG] Yeah or like a wise old wizardly mastermind. Of which I am neither.
[IF] are you sure? that esperhandle looks vaguely wizard like to me
[IF] i can't even tell what that means
[TG] Oh man my handle is like the opposite of old magic men its awesome.
[IF] so this was random
[IF] im bored
[TG] A turnstile is like those weird turny things you see at the entrances of subways.
[TG] You're... bored?
[TG] What have you been doing?
[IF] you know coolpenguins?
[TG] Nope!
[IF] well he's a fucking asshole jerkface
[IF] anyway
[IF] im on his planet because a went through my gate
[IF] and now im stuck here
[TG] By gate do you mean those floating portal things?
[TG] You can get stuck in those??
[IF] no i mean
[IF] ..
[IF] okay so i got a jetpack and flew through it
[IF] i went from my land to his
[IF] im stuck on his land
[TG] A jetpackkkkkkkkk!? That's crazy. Can't you just fly through the portal gate whatever again?
[IF] it, and i by extension
[IF] exploded
[TG] Uhhhhh wow.
[TG] Are you... alright?
[TG] Were you hurt in the explosion?
[IF] Yeah! good think im so tough
[IF] haha no sweat
[IF] ...
[TG] Oh cool :  )
[IF] but im still trapped here and nothing is happening
[IF] i wanna get attacked by something!
[IF] come on this is borrrringgg
[TG] Yeah fighting these monster dudes can like really spice up your day.
[TG] I've been pretty on edge since this whole thing started.
[IF] i faught a man beast thing that was half horse and it hurt ray pretty bad and it was REALLY COOL
[IF] fought?*
[TG] Half horse? Haven't seen anything like that around here. I've mostly been fighting fish creatures.
[TG] Well there's other onesss.....
[TG] But the fish ones are giving me the most trouble >:(
[IF] *after a fair amount of time passes IF finally gets back to responding*
[IF] you should start working out
[IF] or something
[IF] hit everything with your fists until there is nothing left to hit
[TG] Oh hey you responded. Haha I have knives trust me they're probably more effective than like...
[TG] my bear hands.
[TG] ^BARE hands. I'm not a bearrrr.
[IF] i dont believe you
[IF] that was such a shoddy cover up
[IF] im not convinced
[TG] Ok ok you've found me out mysterious chat person.
[TG] The gig is up I've been like a 200 pound bear this whole time.
[TG] You wouldn't BELIEVE how hard using a cursor is with bear hands.
[TG] But I've found a way.
[TG] Ironically, I keep getting my butt whooped by fish.
[IF] dont bears fuck fish up
[IF] you are a very shitty bear
[TG] Yes exactly. It is sick, sick karmaaaaaa
[TG] From my previous life as a mountain fish killer.
[IF] as long as you never hunted any species of octopi/squid
[IF] i wont have to murder you
[TG] Haha murder me? I'd like to see you take on a bear!
[TG] Rawr. >:)
[IF] (wait fuck, is this flirting? this is so totally flirting..)
[IF] (uhhhhhhhhh i read that book)
[IF] (this is bad)
[IF] (uh think no no no)
[IF] i uh
[IF] i left my coat running bye
infiniteFervor [IF]  has disconnected
[TG] What?
[TG] Wait uhhh....
[TG] Man what was even your name???
[TG] ...Talk to you later?
turnstileGadabout [TG] has ceased espering infiniteFervor [IF]