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Trolling sex cravers who randomly add you

Apr 10th, 2016
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  1. (So I get this random invite from someone)
  2. (From his profile:
  3. I am a Dragonologist
  4. I know sounds childish, "Ooooh! He studies dragons! He's such a 6 year old," but it's true I do study them. Insult me all you want because I will NOT care about my opinion for what my job is. )
  5. (Decide to friend him)
  6.  
  7. 5:52 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: I'm curious.
  8. 5:53 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: Hmm?
  9. 5:52 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: What exactly does a dragonologist do for money?
  10. 5:53 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: I mean if its your job as you say, you must earn your keep doing it.
  11. 5:53 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: But how, exactly?
  12. 5:54 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: Oh nono, it's not really a job.
  13. 5:54 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: I just study dragons.
  14. 5:53 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: *Blinks*
  15. 5:54 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: But you say its your job.
  16. 5:55 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: It's not an actual job >//~//<
  17. 5:55 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: So you're not really a draconologist?
  18. 5:56 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: I am a dragonologist, but I don't get paid.
  19. 5:56 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: So you're a self-proclaimed dragonologist.
  20. 5:57 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: Yes.
  21. 5:56 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: But it is actually not at all a profession of yours?
  22. 5:57 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: *Blinks* Well there is such a thing as a mythologist who actually does study things of a mythological nature, like chimeras, the kraken, and yes, dragons, who do actually do it for a living. There are multiple of them working for the smithsonian atm actually.
  23. 5:58 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: So to be perfectly honest with you, it 'IS' a bit childish then. Not that you 'ARE' a draconologist, that's respectable in every sense...more so that you're not 'actually' one, you just 'claim' to be one.
  24. 5:58 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: And make-belief is, by definition, child's play.
  25. 5:58 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: So...*Weight scale hands* I dunno...
  26. 5:59 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: Can we just ignore this?
  27. 5:59 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: Did I make a good point?
  28. 6:00 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: Like my profile says...
  29. 6:00 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: I don't care if you call it childish.
  30. 6:00 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: ^^
  31. 5:59 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: I'll take it as a yes then.
  32. 5:59 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: So sure, we can ignore it.
  33. 6:00 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: So..
  34. 6:00 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: My name is Shadowscale but you can call me Shadow ^^
  35. 6:00 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: Very well, Shadow.
  36. 6:00 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: You already know my name!
  37. 6:01 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: How's that?
  38. 6:00 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: Cause it's....
  39. 6:00 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: <- Right there.
  40. 6:00 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: See?
  41. 6:01 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: *facepalm* I know.
  42. 6:01 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: Then why'd you ask?
  43. 6:02 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: I don't know.
  44. 6:03 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: Are you in need of a pet?
  45. 6:03 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: *Blinks*
  46. 6:03 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: I'm sorry, come again?
  47. 6:04 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: Are you, yes or no, in need of a pet?
  48. 6:04 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: Oh, well considering I already have 3 dogs 6 cats 5 chickens 4 goats 2 alpacas 2 horses 7 sheep and a guinea pig....
  49. 6:04 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: No, I think I'm good.
  50. 6:05 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: Why not a dragon?
  51. 6:04 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: Cause dragons aren't real?
  52. 6:04 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: If dragons were real I'd totally have a few
  53. 6:04 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: But sadly not.
  54. 6:05 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: I'm sorry...
  55. 6:05 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: For?
  56. 6:06 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥: This.
  57. 6:05 PM - ♥Prince Vaxi♥: I know.
  58. 6:05 PM - ♥~₴Ⱨ₳ĐØ₩~♥ is now Offline.
  59. (And then he blocked me. The end. Lol)
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