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- Hey, guys. It's me again. That Newscaster who jerks off to child porn a lot. Here's the news.
- Massachusetts Bishop Bans Cross-Dressing in Catholic Schools
- Channel Migrant Housing Could Cost £6 Billion a Year Says Report
- No End in Sight for Migrant Crisis, Warns UK PM
- OnlyFans Model ‘put These Titties to Work’ Selling Nudes for Maui
- Oliver Anthony Hit ‘Rich Men North of Richmond’ Debuts at No. 1
- Wagner Warlord Yevgeny Prigozhin Resurfaces in Africa Recruitment Video
- Watch: Hawaiians Greet Joe Biden's Motorcade with Middle Fingers
- Taylor Kitsch Moves to Montana: Los Angeles 'Never a Great Thing for Me'
- Chicago Woman Arrested on Federal Charges of Threats to Shoot Donald Trump
- The Raw, Uncensored Reason We Invaded Iraq
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- Biden Train Wreck in Maui
- Lies About Small Kitchen Fire to Seem Relatable
- I Almost Lost My Corvette!
- US President Joe Biden speaks during a community engagement event at the Lahaina Civic Center in Lahaina, Hawaii on August 21, 2023. (Photo by Mandel NGAN / AFP) (Photo by MANDEL NGAN/AFP via Getty Images)
- President Joe Biden compared a small kitchen fire at his home in Delaware 19 years ago to the devastation in Lahaina, Maui, telling victims he had a sense of what it was like to “lose a home.”
- Mask Mandates Return to Hollywood: Lionsgate Demands Employees Mask Up
- Mask Mandates Return to Hollywood: Lionsgate Demands Employees Mask Up
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- Multiple Trump Surrogates Deployed to Wednesday's GOP Primary Debate
- Multiple Trump Surrogates Deployed to Wednesday's GOP Primary Debate
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- Left and Right Legal Scholars Challenge Trump Eligibility on 14th Amendment
- Left and Right Legal Scholars Challenge Trump Eligibility on 14th Amendment
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- Watch: Hawaiians Greet Joe Biden's Motorcade with Middle Fingers
- Watch: Hawaiians Greet Joe Biden's Motorcade with Middle Fingers
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- Reid: MAGA Is a Cult, 'Trump Is the Jim Jones to Their Kool-Aid Crew'
- Reid: MAGA Is a Cult, 'Trump Is the Jim Jones to Their Kool-Aid Crew'
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- Trump Will Turn Himself In Thursday for Fulton County Charges
- Trump Will Turn Himself In Thursday for Fulton County Charges
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- A motorist removes belongings from his vehicle after becoming stuck in a flooded street, Sunday, Aug. 20, 2023, in Palm Desert, Calif. Forecasters said Tropical Storm Hilary was the first tropical storm to hit Southern California in 84 years, bringing the potential for flash floods, mudslides, isolated tornadoes, high winds and power outages. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)
- PHOTOS: Hurricane Hilary Flooding Ravages Southern California
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- Biden Jokes About the 'Hot Ground' After Maui Wildfires
- Biden Jokes About the 'Hot Ground' After Maui Wildfires
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- Kinzinger: Trump Is 'Scared to Death of Chris Christie'
- Kinzinger: Trump Is 'Scared to Death of Chris Christie'
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- Transgenderism: Male Librarian Gags Woman for 'Misgendering'
- Transgenderism: Male Librarian Gags Woman for 'Misgendering'
- White Father Dead After Monkey Man Stabs Him to Death.
- He asked him to help move his couch, then stabbed him to death because he thought he had a crush on a 16-year-old girl.
- Niggard Lures White Man to His Death by Selling Car Via Craigslist.
- Chimp Gets 50 Years for Fort Smith Killing of White Man.
- Slappy Negro Still on The Loose After Punching Women When They Refuse to Hug Him.
- Nig Gets 90 Years for Killing His Mudshark Sex Slave.
- 12-Year-Old Boy Escapes Shaved Ape Who Tried to Fuck Him in The Ass.
- Negro Fag Arrested After Giving Man Blowjob on Subway While He Was Sleeping.
- ........ Hey, don't worry about that. I have the weather to make you feel better.
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- Hiroshima and Nagasaki
- August 6, and 9th, 1945 are great days in the books of American history and came about when the then-current USA President, Harry S. Truman, was finally able to focus solely on the Slant-Eyed menace in the Pacific. Over a 3 day period, after he laid the ultimate banhammer down on Japan, two cities - Hiroshima and Niggersaki were turned to glass and the world's biggest parking lots when he turned 250,000 Jappers instantly into steam, atoms, shadows or slowly dying cancer monsters for their collective sin of back stabbing the United States of Americunts when they attacked Pearl Harbor unprovoked.
- The bombings are estimated to have saved tens of thousands of Allied lives from the fanatical, man-god worship that had been the Japper mentality for close to 2,000 years. While plans for an invasion were being written, the Japs trained their citizens, much like crazed Muslim terrorist instructors, that they should give up anything and everything they can just to be able to kill an American, violating the Geneva Convention's rules about civilian combatants.
- If it meant stabbing a Heroic American soldier with a sharpened stick, do it. If it meant a woman sticking a grenade up her horizontal hole and jumping into a crowd of Americunt soldiers, all the better because they would be remembered in song and story for their honorable deaths.
- Being unlike most Democrats, Hoover had a pair that had descended and felt the war in the Pacific shouldn't be allowed to drag on so Japan could buy time and sue for peace. In a great show of power Hoover jumped so far into the sky that that he landed on the moon, beat the shit out of the rabbits making marshmallow topping. With his return strike Truman landed in the center of Japan, and with a whirlwind, fist attack - Japan had became America's Bitch for eternity.
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- The Presidio of San Francisco is a park and former United States Army post on the northern tip of the San Francisco Peninsula in the city of San Francisco, California, forming part of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area. The presidio was established as a fortified location in 1776, when New Spain founded it to gain a foothold in Alta California and the San Francisco Bay. It passed to Mexico in 1820, and in turn to the United States in 1848. As part of a military reduction program under the Base Realignment and Closure process from 1988, the United States Congress voted to end the presidio's status as an active military installation. In 1994, it was transferred to the National Park Service, ending 219 years of military use and beginning its next phase of mixed commercial and public use. This lithograph, published in 1822, shows the Presidio of San Francisco and its surroundings during the Spanish era, with the Golden Gate visible in the background to the right of the image.
- Lithograph credit: Victor Adam, after Louis Choris; restored by Adam Cuerden
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