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- Two East Asian surfing brothers in California discover they are the long-lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their inheritance is magically induced prowess in hand-to-hand combat. Using their new powers they act to dethrone the island's current dictator, a mad despot.
- Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.
- Everything about this movie is ridiculous. The plot is dumb, the characters are cheesy, as the jokes are lame. It is one of the most hysterical movies I have ever watched.<br/><br/>I saw it first when I was about 10 because my little brother was on a ninja movies kick. I think I liked it better than he did. Of course, back then I thought Johnny was cute. <br/><br/>I'm quite a lot older now, and this movie still makes me laugh as I hard today as I did then. As pathetic as this movie is, it has to be my favorite. <br/><br/>I think everyone on the planet should see this movie at least a dozen times. It's not a cinematic masterpiece, but it's worth every minute.
- Leave it to Neil Israel ("Moving Violations", "Bachelor Party", the script to "Police Academy") to make a vintage 80s comedy...in 1993. "Surf Ninjas" has pretty much every 80s cliché you can think of, if it wasn't for Rob Schneider you'd think this movie was kept in Israel's basement for ten years. There's even some hair metal on the soundtrack, which I'm pretty sure the entire world hated with a passion by 1985. Overall the movie isn't bad, but there are a lot of things they should have done more with. Why get Leslie Nielsen to do five lines? Scratch that, why get Leslie Nielsen to play an Asian general? That's got to be the weirdest casting choice of all time. Even with half his face covered in a mask, it's still a less-than-perfect fit. The humor is mostly left to (possibly improvised?) one-liners by Schneider, there are very little actual gags involved. The fight scenes especially are quite dry, not to mention repetitive. The running gag with the dude falling down a stairs is hilarious, but it's about the only joke I actually remember from the movie (which I saw just yesterday). Then again, there's no such thing as a bad ninja movie. This one's just sorta mediocre compared to many others.
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