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  1. [06:45:18] hackoon_: finally
  2. [06:45:21] kevin1760: sup fool timClip
  3. [06:45:37] taggenjuskor: timMrBones hello tim. ello chat.
  4. [06:45:44] kevin1760: hello snot
  5. [06:45:48] kevin1760: timOh
  6. [06:45:50] slice919: timClip
  7. [06:45:52] koolman9921: How are you enjoying this compared to 1
  8. [06:46:01] somersault_: gross
  9. [06:46:15] mblackowl: Ah! Why is Tim in ROTOR? Oh. I left this window open.
  10. [06:46:29] mishmishaa_: aww sick tim :(
  11. [06:46:30] doubleguns: TIM Krey GASM
  12. [06:46:33] koolman9921: Can we get some more snot noises
  13. [06:46:37] rbleader: pokemon tcg?
  14. [06:46:43] shimmerfairy: timOh , you sound sick. Hope you feel better soon!
  15. [06:47:24] popcorncolonel: hi
  16. [06:48:28] koolman9921: lost to a caterpie
  17. [06:49:00] taggenjuskor: hey tim are you capable of genetically modifying a rat to glow or something because apparently it's easier than it looks
  18. [06:49:32] koolman9921: just pour glowstick juice on a rat
  19. [06:49:39] taggenjuskor: youre right, koolman
  20. [06:51:44] koolman9921: Always love it when one nostril is running and the other is dry
  21. [06:52:06] popcorncolonel: yeah that's just so great
  22. [06:53:27] slice919: Does this game have more rng than hearthstone
  23. [06:53:29] link2006: i looked up which emulator supports IR stuff and GBE+ apparently supports pokemon mystery gift
  24. [06:53:42] link2006: but also found out that the gameboy camera is fully emulated now
  25. [06:53:47] skelex: the story of a girl?
  26. [06:54:09] link2006: It does
  27. [06:54:11] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: hi
  28. [06:54:12] link2006: That's what i meant
  29. [06:54:16] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: missed u tim
  30. [06:54:19] link2006: It uses the PC Webcam
  31. [06:54:19] skelex: D
  32. [06:54:22] koolman9921: tims sick
  33. [06:54:29] skelex: i've been noticed
  34. [06:54:34] skelex: it's everything I dreamed it would be
  35. [06:54:38] ethernetseeds: rip Tim strategy
  36. [06:55:11] mrtitans9: Was this the second unreleased game
  37. [06:55:19] koolman9921: Just summon exodia and beat Melissa
  38. [06:55:28] doubleguns: Tim how is your science going
  39. [06:55:59] skelex: man, I had a whole binder of pokemon cards when I was a kid, and I don't think I ever even knew how to play the game
  40. [06:56:09] doubleguns: I'm pulling for you to have a good science
  41. [06:56:21] doubleguns: mainly because I spend money on you tim timBBQQT
  42. [06:56:30] link2006: If you wanna see emulated gameboy features http://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Game_Boy/Game_Boy_Color_emulators#Game_Boy_Features
  43. [06:56:50] ethernetseeds: why is your deck not monotype yet?
  44. [06:57:25] shimmerfairy: Because here it has to be stereotype timBBQQT
  45. [06:57:49] ethernetseeds: monotype should do better if you have the energy to support it
  46. [06:58:22] mrtitans9: Use pot of greed
  47. [06:59:07] skelex: but it's all terrain!
  48. [06:59:19] koolman9921: My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards
  49. [06:59:23] perciacalos: Have you tried using the swords of revealing light?
  50. [06:59:38] koreanusher: Where's your pot of greed?
  51. [06:59:45] mrtitans9: Use blue eyes white dragon
  52. [07:00:54] koolman9921: Melissa is thinking
  53. [07:01:08] miracleflare: about murder
  54. [07:01:10] link2006: Oh no
  55. [07:01:18] link2006: The gameboy camera is also emulated on the 3DS
  56. [07:01:21] link2006: with mGBA
  57. [07:01:25] koolman9921: timOh
  58. [07:01:31] link2006: https://twitter.com/mGBA_emu/status/890954205472501762
  59. [07:01:31] doubleguns: anyone here follow college football?
  60. [07:01:43] koolman9921: I used to
  61. [07:02:15] doubleguns: I follow it, can we be friends?
  62. [07:02:35] koolman9921: No!
  63. [07:02:48] doubleguns: timMinus
  64. [07:03:29] vidboi: timMrBones
  65. [07:04:13] shimmerfairy: I didn't know there was a pokemon called "Dark Persian"
  66. [07:04:15] doubleguns: timMrBones timMinus or timMrBones timPlus
  67. [07:04:21] popcorncolonel: My friend is at the CSU vs Boise game
  68. [07:04:23] koreanusher: You didn't trust in the heart of the cards
  69. [07:04:28] popcorncolonel: or was, if it's not still going on
  70. [07:04:40] koolman9921: Its over believe
  71. [07:04:55] vidboi: timPlus timOh
  72. [07:04:55] perciacalos: timMrBones
  73. [07:05:07] omnicious04: still going house losing
  74. [07:05:14] omnicious04: boise
  75. [07:05:36] perciacalos: Has he failed a poision check yet?
  76. [07:05:37] doubleguns: boise state...how the mighty have fallen
  77. [07:05:43] winner47: I use Bill! What does Bill do? Bill lets me draw 2 cards from my deck, and put them in my hand!
  78. [07:05:46] vidboi: You gotta believe, Tim
  79. [07:05:46] koolman9921: She's believes in the heart of the coin flip
  80. [07:07:06] koolman9921: Melissa is cheating
  81. [07:07:28] miracleflare: she keeps flipping head of exodia
  82. [07:08:05] doubleguns: what is even going on
  83. [07:08:17] vidboi: timQR
  84. [07:08:25] koolman9921: I have no idea how to play pokemon tcg and still have no idea what's happening
  85. [07:08:33] winner47: idk, whenever in elementary school we had pokemon cards it was just to show off the cards and not actually play
  86. [07:08:49] koolman9921: No one knew how to play
  87. [07:09:25] koolman9921: timOh
  88. [07:09:29] winner47: My brother taught me half the rules of Magic and I used some of the rules of yu-gi-oh to make up a new pokemon card game
  89. [07:09:44] miracleflare: none of us knew how to manage energy and turns and all that, we just compared cards against each other and if you had mewtwo you win
  90. [07:10:09] gashapon: Feeling any better Tim?
  91. [07:10:36] miracleflare: sparkly :O
  92. [07:10:36] winner47: Me as a card
  93. [07:10:58] winner47: ASMR?
  94. [07:11:08] link2006: I am back to report that my 3DS is running the gameboy camera and it actually works i'm so impressed
  95. [07:11:13] shimmerfairy: Which video game world makes more sense: the world of Pokémon, or the world of Pokémon TCG?
  96. [07:11:16] hackoon_: asmr snot blowing (gone sexual)
  97. [07:11:17] koolman9921: nose blowing asmr video when?
  98. [07:11:31] miracleflare: ASMR = Astoundingly Snotty Mucus Rocket
  99. [07:11:47] link2006: It's not the best camera emulation but it's still amazing
  100. [07:12:10] koolman9921: How does it look?
  101. [07:12:23] winner47: Nothing can beat ASMR |Meg Griffin| Makeup session in Sephora (whispering, application, relaxation)
  102. [07:13:01] ethernetseeds: you don't have exxescute anyways
  103. [07:13:23] koolman9921: eggmon
  104. [07:14:01] willster132: oh lord its the only reason to get up in the morning, hi tim
  105. [07:15:18] willster132: alt art Pog
  106. [07:15:50] miracleflare: oh yeah, that reminds me, has the crooked-circle voltorb art shown up yet?
  107. [07:16:17] winner47: who is that D a d d y?
  108. [07:16:17] willster132: dude nice name
  109. [07:16:27] miracleflare: we finally see your face
  110. [07:16:30] star_ko: SourPls
  111. [07:18:15] ehtna: tim are you ever going to finish that yugioh game you started like a year ago?
  112. [07:18:29] willster132: Its likley tim forgot he ever played it
  113. [07:18:48] koolman9921: Enternal Duelest Soul?
  114. [07:18:56] rickeon: how can you not think about yugioh
  115. [07:19:33] willster132: If I do I would never sleep
  116. [07:19:38] willster132: I have to stop thinking eventually
  117. [07:21:04] sjctheos: at least its redeemed by its soundtrack
  118. [07:21:43] raynor_ex: it can be shut off by statuses at least? still a horrible mechanic
  119. [07:21:48] willster132: more like -20 damage LuL
  120. [07:21:54] koolman9921: Did Imakumi have his own Pokémon card?
  121. [07:22:15] raynor_ex: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Imakuni%3F_(CoroCoro_promo)
  122. [07:22:52] inayamander: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Imakuni%3F%27s_Doduo_(Evolutions_112)
  123. [07:23:43] willster132: it takes full damage when sleeping
  124. [07:23:58] willster132: nows your chance
  125. [07:24:19] koolman9921: Do the wave? what?
  126. [07:24:20] winner47: Dudeeeeee, what if you just sung forever? Pokemon filibustering
  127. [07:24:43] winner47: Or like, the damage is saved for one big blow at the end?
  128. [07:25:28] shimmerfairy: that's a new emote right there, timComeOn
  129. [07:25:47] cheesemasterxl: this is a hack right?
  130. [07:25:49] manson679: What game is this?
  131. [07:25:50] miracleflare: THAT CHANSEY
  132. [07:25:53] koolman9921: no
  133. [07:26:21] miracleflare: https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/2/2c/TCG2_H34_Chansey.png
  134. [07:27:35] blizzaxe: Tim, is depression caused by internal stimuli, like a natural deficiency of serotonin, or external ones like childhood trauma?
  135. [07:27:42] willster132: yes
  136. [07:27:45] blizzaxe: oh ok
  137. [07:28:38] koolman9921: Could you explain that in non science terms
  138. [07:29:12] bananaburger: crap
  139. [07:29:25] bananaburger: so you're telling me if i was sad as a kid i'm going to die sad too?
  140. [07:29:31] shimmerfairy: As forever as Spongebob and Squidward's time on strike?
  141. [07:30:09] blizzaxe: @koolman9921 Your childhood years are very formative, and bad things that happen to you while your brain is still growing can cause that to affect how you respond to stimuli later in life. Bad stuff fucks kids up... I think.
  142. [07:30:13] popcorncolonel: I could see it
  143. [07:30:20] willster132: nice poop brown
  144. [07:30:21] popcorncolonel: The acute stress thing
  145. [07:30:53] koolman9921: timOh
  146. [07:31:03] blizzaxe: Rather, bad stuff that fucks kids up will keep fucking them up in adulthood
  147. [07:31:09] blizzaxe: don't be mean to kids
  148. [07:31:19] willster132: too late
  149. [07:31:38] blizzaxe: Anyway thanks Tim, that was interesting!
  150. [07:31:51] blizzaxe: no
  151. [07:31:56] blizzaxe: lol
  152. [07:32:03] miracleflare: i found the voltorb i was talking about https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/4/45/TCG2_F25_Voltorb.png the real card for reference https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/b/bf/VoltorbVendingS2.jpg
  153. [07:32:04] blizzaxe: just curious
  154. [07:32:21] blizzaxe: oh my god I remember this thing
  155. [07:32:40] shimmerfairy: Works Cited: Tim, Stereotone "Twitch.tv"
  156. [07:32:40] willster132: this game is full of prime emotes
  157. [07:33:08] koolman9921: MLA style?
  158. [07:34:23] blizzaxe: yes
  159. [07:34:25] silversonic: Tim when's YGO
  160. [07:34:30] miracleflare: all card art by tomokazu komiya is great emote potential. same with nobuyuki habu
  161. [07:34:56] koolman9921: These pokemon are pretty dark
  162. [07:35:23] willster132: (OuO)
  163. [07:35:28] shimmerfairy: (^o^)
  164. [07:35:34] miracleflare: ^o^
  165. [07:35:52] willster132: I wish I could be that happy ever
  166. [07:36:06] koolman9921: Do the levels mean anything?
  167. [07:36:34] shinywhimsicott: nah the levels are just for flavor
  168. [07:36:47] willster132: its also useful to differentiate
  169. [07:36:49] raynor_ex: levels are just to differentiate cards with the same name
  170. [07:37:54] ethernetseeds: m o n o t y p e
  171. [07:37:59] miracleflare: https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/1/18/GolemCommunicationEvolutionPromo.jpg i can't believe they made this a holographic card
  172. [07:39:13] koolman9921: This music is really hectic
  173. [07:39:45] miracleflare: it feels really busy for menu music
  174. [07:40:29] shinywhimsicott: dragonite is pretty fantastic if you have one
  175. [07:40:39] koolman9921: Its like typing a paper that is due in 5 minutes
  176. [07:41:46] willster132: I use my pot of greed card!
  177. [07:42:08] raynor_ex: there's difficulty by limiting your options, and then there's this
  178. [07:42:16] bestcoachkorea: wat does it do
  179. [07:42:25] raynor_ex: this just feels blatantly arbitrary and unfair for no justified reason
  180. [07:43:52] willster132: smoke gust every day
  181. [07:43:57] miracleflare: pot of weed
  182. [07:44:02] koolman9921: timGuest420
  183. [07:44:47] koolman9921: You just use struggle like in the game
  184. [07:46:25] kibabawingu: WOW what a blessing to come home to timMrBones
  185. [07:47:05] koolman9921: Just put out charmanders fire so he dies
  186. [07:47:12] miracleflare: i like the card series where each evolution is just a family photo with the pokemon and its human family growing up together
  187. [07:48:32] miracleflare: Liz is thinking.
  188. [07:48:33] koolman9921: Wheezing looks blazed
  189. [07:48:37] willster132: im sad
  190. [07:48:42] miracleflare: same
  191. [07:49:27] koolman9921: Have you wasted money on Sonic Forces yet?
  192. [07:50:19] willster132: when are you going to make the OC
  193. [07:50:22] dangergreg: oh nice you got a scyther
  194. [07:51:16] ethernetseeds: nooo
  195. [07:51:23] ethernetseeds: ivysaur is gonna die
  196. [07:51:36] ethernetseeds: oh
  197. [07:51:45] koolman9921: Wow and you wanted to lose that match
  198. [07:52:15] miracleflare: gr
  199. [07:52:26] wegood456: ... What game is this?
  200. [07:52:36] shinywhimsicott: pokemon tcg 2
  201. [07:52:44] wegood456: Thank you
  202. [07:53:02] willster132: I want a cat
  203. [07:53:05] willster132: Cat will solve my problem
  204. [07:53:08] willster132: aaaaa
  205. [07:53:13] wegood456: So how do you trade cards digitally in a single player game?
  206. [07:53:15] koolman9921: Just steal one
  207. [07:53:30] willster132: tim let me believe
  208. [07:53:34] willster132: I just want to hold a cat
  209. [07:54:01] shinywhimsicott: what is a cat cafe
  210. [07:54:01] willster132: I dont have that
  211. [07:54:04] wegood456: Or the Humane Society
  212. [07:54:11] willster132: I only have a bike
  213. [07:54:17] wegood456: A cat cafe is a special place.
  214. [07:54:33] gashapon: Plants don’t sleep
  215. [07:54:41] wegood456: You go in and order overpriced products, then sometimes get to interact with cats
  216. [07:54:54] shimmerfairy: You can just make up rules in Pokemon TCG like that? Dans Game
  217. [07:55:06] koolman9921: Plot armour
  218. [07:55:18] perciacalos: Screw the rules I have money
  219. [07:55:19] wegood456: Most are overpopulated and under-catted. They're always stressed and sleepy.
  220. [07:55:35] koolman9921: The entire YuGiOh series doesnt even follow the rules
  221. [07:55:54] wegood456: Yu Gi Oh has very strict, explicit rules.
  222. [07:56:05] wegood456: And we have no idea what they are.
  223. [07:56:40] shinywhimsicott: yeah but that health though
  224. [07:56:59] willster132: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2g7v4QnfN0 this is how the pokemon TCG works right
  225. [07:57:08] dangergreg: isnt it good that theyre undercatted? i thought a lot of them were showcases for shelter cats to be adopted
  226. [07:57:13] wegood456: This fucking menu nav is next level.
  227. [07:57:46] wegood456: Thats theoretically good, but the cats are always tired from interacting with people.
  228. [07:57:58] koolman9921: Can a real Poke Master get on in this game
  229. [07:58:35] dangergreg: wait are those food tokens on the snorlax?
  230. [07:58:44] wegood456: Yeah. What Tim is saying. The cats are really exhausted. The best cat cafes are the ones with a bunch of cats who have the ability to just leave the spotlight if they wanna.
  231. [07:58:51] dangergreg: oh whoa
  232. [07:59:27] koolman9921: Does snorlax ever become depressed because of fat he is?
  233. [08:00:01] dangergreg: the attack missing mechanic probably still works
  234. [08:00:04] shinywhimsicott: snorlax sleeps all the time, so its probably already depressed because its a snorlax
  235. [08:00:10] wegood456: The Vancouver cat cafe, for example, has overpriced food ($7 for a pastry and coffee that aren't good) and 2 hour wait to get in to see depressed, exhausted cats.
  236. [08:00:14] dangergreg: or like the scrunch ability where you take no damage on your turn
  237. [08:00:33] ethernetseeds: I'm confused because you say your whole strat is around poison but you haven't poisoned anyone in the last 2 games...
  238. [08:00:48] blondrobin: hey tim did this game ever get less bad since you were getting wiped by double-edged claw
  239. [08:00:48] shimmerfairy: The park ranger looks really smug about how he can't play Pokemon TCG unless he makes up his own rules.
  240. [08:00:49] willster132: this matches gimmik is you literalkly cant poison grass pokemon
  241. [08:01:25] blizzaxe: is this whole thing just "I'm sick of losing so I made up rules that only benefit me. Try to beat me now, tryhard scum!"
  242. [08:01:27] blizzaxe: ?
  243. [08:01:43] dangergreg: that seems good if you combo it with a scyther
  244. [08:01:48] dangergreg: free retreats all day
  245. [08:01:57] wegood456: PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR How to make a Gyarados
  246. [08:03:01] wegood456: I come on Twitch like, once a month, find their new emotes, make a joke, then carry on.
  247. [08:03:02] skelex: do actual pokemon exist in the world where this game takes place?
  248. [08:03:16] blizzaxe: no, I think it's like Yugioh
  249. [08:03:17] raynor_ex: since.... the cards were printed
  250. [08:03:27] koolman9921: It makes sense
  251. [08:03:34] blizzaxe: where the world's economy, government, and especially crime, is based around card games
  252. [08:03:41] dangergreg: to be fair that was what, like 17 years ago?
  253. [08:03:47] blondrobin: for the first time in his life, tim likes Tails
  254. [08:04:04] blondrobin: sonic would weep
  255. [08:04:06] blizzaxe: as opposed to the actual pokemon universe, where the world's economy, government, and especially crime are based around cockfights
  256. [08:04:29] raynor_ex: don't feel bad, it's just bad game design
  257. [08:04:41] shimmerfairy: You don't suck, the park ranger sucks so much he makes up rules.
  258. [08:04:41] willster132: im gonna head out timothy
  259. [08:04:43] wegood456: I wish these mandatory ads at least supported Tim
  260. [08:04:49] blizzaxe: ^
  261. [08:04:52] willster132: be happy
  262. [08:05:15] koolman9921: But on mobile it falsely says it supports him
  263. [08:05:23] dangergreg: a lot of the game is momentum
  264. [08:05:27] wegood456: Mine didn't
  265. [08:05:39] wegood456: It just said "this ad supports Twitch"
  266. [08:05:42] dangergreg: if you just keep taking out mons as they power up, they cant do anything so the self damage and energy discard balances out
  267. [08:05:48] koolman9921: hmm unless they fixes it
  268. [08:06:21] dangergreg: using stuff like power plus, gust of wind, and energy removal combos really well with that
  269. [08:06:45] koolman9921: You can usually skip ads if you back out of twitch and back in
  270. [08:06:59] blizzaxe: I hate that pokemon tcg is so filled with coin toss bullshit
  271. [08:07:12] blondrobin: you also sound like you don't understand not having a cold :/ sorry to hear those sniffles, tim
  272. [08:07:22] wegood456: I think I'm going to go watch Vinny Vinesauce. As intriguing as Tim is to me, I'm afraid this game isn't intriguing at all
  273. [08:07:26] blizzaxe: I guess putting an amount of luck in the game makes it kid-friendly but still
  274. [08:07:28] dangergreg: its less dependent on coins now but you can add some crazy rng bullshit if you want
  275. [08:07:43] redicebergz: binyot can wait
  276. [08:07:54] skelex: it's a nintendo property,they historically love evening odds via random chance
  277. [08:08:02] wegood456: This isn't a spectator's game, Tim
  278. [08:08:02] blizzaxe: Thanks Mario Kart :^)
  279. [08:08:06] koolman9921: But vinny is playing boring mario Odyssey l
  280. [08:08:23] redicebergz: i think this is fun to watch
  281. [08:08:28] perciacalos: Odyssey is a great game to wat- Resident Sleeper
  282. [08:08:34] dangergreg: I'm just happy people actually play this lol
  283. [08:08:39] wegood456: You're macroing this shit so hard that i physically cannot keep track of it
  284. [08:08:45] blizzaxe: I've seen some pretty impressive stuff from Mario Odyssey
  285. [08:09:02] blizzaxe: but I watch the stream for Tim, not the games Tim plays
  286. [08:09:12] skelex: I'm loving Mario Odyssey, it's the most fun I've had playing mario since sunshine
  287. [08:09:15] redicebergz: it's okay, trains are cool too
  288. [08:09:31] wegood456: I usually just wait for that trademark "oh." and know some grandiose plan failed.
  289. [08:09:36] blizzaxe: did you get the Invisible cap?
  290. [08:09:39] blizzaxe: or the skeleton costume?
  291. [08:09:42] wryght: since no one is really streaming it, will there be a sonic forces stream soon?
  292. [08:09:43] perciacalos: I'm probably the only one, but I'm completely unimpressed with odyssey. I just dont find the fun in finding 5000 moons
  293. [08:09:48] blondrobin: what wedding dress?
  294. [08:09:56] skelex: O.O There's a skeleton costume!
  295. [08:10:01] blizzaxe: it costs 9999
  296. [08:10:44] wegood456: I don't think collecting all 10,000 moons is what I'd like to do. I'd like to have fun with it though.
  297. [08:10:47] koolman9921: Do company pay Twitch to have their games in the top 5 games?
  298. [08:10:49] dangergreg: it's pretty solid. I've been liking hat in time as far as collectathons go
  299. [08:10:54] johnnymaq: level for level i liked hat in time more, but there's obviously a lot more to do
  300. [08:11:00] johnnymaq: in mario
  301. [08:11:13] redicebergz: the evolution is worse
  302. [08:11:24] wegood456: Hey Tim, do you play OpenRCT2? Or RCT in general anymore?
  303. [08:11:24] blizzaxe: Definitely not. Then IRL wouldn't be int he top 5 ever
  304. [08:11:27] dangergreg: I think mario has a lot of good stuff for you to do even if you dont want to do any completionist stuff
  305. [08:11:28] shinywhimsicott: depressed
  306. [08:11:36] dangergreg: like even mainlining it
  307. [08:11:45] johnnymaq: mario just feels overly well game designed in a weird way so it feels inorganic even if it flows amazingly
  308. [08:11:45] dangergreg: also wow you bodied him
  309. [08:11:52] johnnymaq: hard to articulate
  310. [08:11:57] raynor_ex: we can give you new maps if you want
  311. [08:11:57] redicebergz: now you gotta get all achievements for rct3
  312. [08:12:01] dangergreg: ooh nice
  313. [08:12:08] wegood456: I can host a multiplayer server for RCT2
  314. [08:12:43] wegood456: It's surprisingly fun when you're not actively sabotaging people
  315. [08:12:52] shinywhimsicott: but their trading card criminals, the worst kind
  316. [08:12:57] blizzaxe: it's fun when you are too tho
  317. [08:12:58] blondrobin: how bad can you really be when you're a trading card criminal
  318. [08:13:07] wegood456: TCG crimes.
  319. [08:13:14] blizzaxe: when all aspects of society are based around trading cards? very
  320. [08:13:18] blizzaxe: the worst in fact
  321. [08:13:24] blizzaxe: worse than murderers
  322. [08:13:29] dangergreg: they're weak, they dont deserve cards
  323. [08:13:32] koolman9921: Say goodbye to your Exodia
  324. [08:13:34] dangergreg: is basically the plot
  325. [08:13:35] shinywhimsicott: chubby child
  326. [08:13:40] blondrobin: are all aspects of society based around cards
  327. [08:13:45] blondrobin: i thought they were based around pokemon
  328. [08:13:48] wegood456: Imprisoned for having three sidegames going on at once in Magic
  329. [08:13:56] blizzaxe: Pokemon TCG Hitler actually burned 6 million fighting type cards
  330. [08:13:57] blondrobin: is this the island of losers who can't even be trusted with actual pokemon
  331. [08:14:15] skelex: I want to live in one of these universes where the basic mechanics of day to day life have been so well provided for there's time to solve every social interaction with some kind of battle
  332. [08:14:21] koolman9921: At least they couldn't added new tracks in this
  333. [08:14:30] shimmerfairy: He's in front of bars, Tim.
  334. [08:14:30] koolman9921: could've*
  335. [08:14:33] zomgqwert: hold on? hold on!
  336. [08:14:43] wegood456: Peter is imprisoned for TCG crimes.
  337. [08:14:57] redicebergz: bless, my lord
  338. [08:14:57] perciacalos: This music sounds familiar
  339. [08:15:00] wegood456: Or maybe, he's the TCG prison warden
  340. [08:15:15] blizzaxe: Wait, if he was imprisoned for TCG crimes, why is he allowed to keep playing TCGames?
  341. [08:15:28] dangergreg: it's a suicide squad situation
  342. [08:15:33] feeerc: snot is hot
  343. [08:15:45] skygtr350: timOh
  344. [08:15:58] wegood456: It's a life necessity. Denying TCG Criminal Peter card games is like denying food or water.
  345. [08:16:37] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: who else want to die tonight in this chilis
  346. [08:16:40] wegood456: He's in TCG Rehab. A Beautiful Mind situation
  347. [08:16:46] shinywhimsicott: Peter is a terrible person. You know what else Peter did? Claimed to not know who Jesus was.
  348. [08:16:46] koolman9921: me
  349. [08:17:05] wegood456: He's taking medication to reduce his card game skills to normal human levels
  350. [08:17:10] blizzaxe: lol
  351. [08:17:44] blizzaxe: nice red Dratini tail
  352. [08:17:49] blizzaxe: wait, I mean
  353. [08:17:52] blizzaxe: Dragonair tail
  354. [08:18:02] blizzaxe: there goes my pokemon cred :(
  355. [08:18:09] wegood456: He was last seen deep in the woods duelling schizophrenic hallucinations with decks so wildly unfathomable that their existence killed two cops trying to restrain him.
  356. [08:18:13] perciacalos: Man, pokemon has a lot of deck thinners
  357. [08:18:25] blizzaxe: It's a children's card game
  358. [08:18:26] redicebergz: dark dragonite was my favorite card as a young bab
  359. [08:18:45] wegood456: Peter is thinking...
  360. [08:19:00] wegood456: POT OF BILL!
  361. [08:19:18] wegood456: Draw 2 cards!
  362. [08:19:30] dangergreg: he turns to the bars to remind himself what's at stake
  363. [08:19:47] blizzaxe: I keep seeing Pot of Greed thrown around but I never played Yugioh. Why is it so important? What does it do?
  364. [08:19:55] perciacalos: Its lets you draw two cards
  365. [08:19:59] wegood456: Draws 2 cards with no downside.
  366. [08:20:12] perciacalos: Deck thinners are super valuable in card games
  367. [08:20:13] dangergreg: I never know if that's a real question or not
  368. [08:20:18] wegood456: It's free cycle with no downside.
  369. [08:20:19] koolman9921: timNofun
  370. [08:20:34] blondrobin: defeated by soccer
  371. [08:20:36] blizzaxe: oh, so it's like if Brainstorm didn't also make you put two cards back
  372. [08:20:58] wegood456: This is the game that literally invented the "have 5 cards in hand to instantly win" mechanic.
  373. [08:21:14] perciacalos: It effectively lets you have a deck with 37 cards, which lets you bring out your good cards faster
  374. [08:21:16] dangergreg: didnt they make a theme deck for it too
  375. [08:21:29] wegood456: Pot of Greed is so wildly overpowered that it's banned.
  376. [08:21:33] shinywhimsicott: i thought you had to play all 5 exodia cards to win, not just have them in your hand
  377. [08:21:37] koolman9921: Why don't you just summon Exodia already
  378. [08:21:41] perciacalos: Exodia is just broken to be honest. Stalling is too easy
  379. [08:21:45] wryght: there's not a lot of counterplay to instantly winning games
  380. [08:21:49] wegood456: Nope, just have all 5 cards in hand.
  381. [08:21:49] dangergreg: I think if you have them either on the field or in hand then you win
  382. [08:21:56] eronth: nah, actual exodia is just all be in your hand
  383. [08:22:05] eronth: no need to play
  384. [08:22:13] ehtna: exodia has the problem of either being useless or broken, same with most instant win conditions
  385. [08:22:14] koolman9921: With the heart of the cards you can get exodia in 1 turn
  386. [08:22:17] dangergreg: if some are already on the field do you still win
  387. [08:22:17] wegood456: Hearthstone solved the Exodia problem, funnily.
  388. [08:22:20] ehtna: theres no middle ground in a lot of cases
  389. [08:22:28] blizzaxe: Just play Approach of the Second Sun, then wheel. Bam. Easy victory
  390. [08:22:36] ehtna: also yugioh games take like 3 turns max nowadays
  391. [08:22:42] ehtna: so good luck getting exodia
  392. [08:22:55] perciacalos: Just about the only thing that can beat exodia is a pendulum deck, since you can have your entire field filled in one turn
  393. [08:22:59] koolman9921: yugioh makes no sense anymore
  394. [08:23:02] wegood456: Dirty Rat. 2 mana 2/6 with taunt that pulls a minion from your opponent's hand and places it on the battlefield.
  395. [08:23:03] daybreakz: Yugioh is such a volatile game nowadays
  396. [08:23:07] dangergreg: it never made sense
  397. [08:23:16] dangergreg: there were so many weird loopholes right off the bat
  398. [08:23:32] feeerc: dark ritual, dark ritual, cabal ritual, cabal ritual, lions eye diamond, infernal tutor, win the game
  399. [08:23:35] perciacalos: Yu Gi Oh bans overpowered cards at least
  400. [08:23:45] perciacalos: I dont think anything is banned in Pokemon
  401. [08:23:50] wegood456: Peter was the real jail all along
  402. [08:23:57] blondrobin: Montreal is a bird.
  403. [08:24:04] ehtna: pokemon does rotation
  404. [08:24:06] daybreakz: Pokemon cycles cards
  405. [08:24:09] ehtna: so broken stuff goes away
  406. [08:24:10] gashapon: Exodia wasn’t such a bad mechanic in the early days when turns didn’t last forever and searching your deck wasn’t as easy
  407. [08:24:12] blondrobin: Err, moltres. Thanks, autocorrect
  408. [08:24:18] daybreakz: You can only use the newest 2 years worth of stuff
  409. [08:24:32] dangergreg: this part is rough
  410. [08:24:36] perciacalos: Yeah, its kinda funny how exodia has gotten even stronger over the years unlike all the other cards
  411. [08:24:37] koolman9921: 1st generation Charizard i sold at a garage sale for a dollar back in the day
  412. [08:25:04] shimmerfairy: "stopped playing"? So you played TCG 2 before recently?
  413. [08:25:05] ehtna: exodia is entirely irrelevant because of how rampant the power creep is in yugioh
  414. [08:25:14] wegood456: You wanna see the absurd stupid stuff about Yu Gi Oh? Watch the If the Emperor Had Text-to-Speech card game specialty episodes.
  415. [08:25:30] blizzaxe: oh god
  416. [08:25:32] blizzaxe: that
  417. [08:25:35] blizzaxe: *that*
  418. [08:25:43] perciacalos: Exodia is pretty much 99% of online play in Legacy of the Duelist, so its still pretty relevant in modern dueling
  419. [08:25:59] wegood456: Tzeentch cycles his whole deck on his FIRST TURN
  420. [08:26:10] perciacalos: The other 1% is countering it
  421. [08:26:18] koolman9921: I use to rock a Malefic deck back when YugiOh online was still around
  422. [08:26:55] wegood456: I only played yu gi oh with my brother.
  423. [08:27:25] wegood456: He always won because he had a limited edition Blue Eyes White Metal Dragon and 3 headed blue eyes
  424. [08:27:42] gashapon: The only yugioh I played were the gba games, but I remember they were pretty good
  425. [08:27:52] turnsie: DevPro is still pretty good for online yugioh imo
  426. [08:27:56] koolman9921: Enternal Duelist Souks
  427. [08:28:01] perciacalos: Legacy of the Duelist is the newest Yu Gi Oh game, and its pretty awesome
  428. [08:28:05] wegood456: Then I bought a prefab deck and... He never played yu gi oh again.
  429. [08:28:25] perciacalos: Just dont go online unless you like playing stall decks
  430. [08:28:46] wegood456: The pokemon TCG game has some serious issues with evil pokemen
  431. [08:28:53] blizzaxe: TCGs with well developed metas aren't really fun to me
  432. [08:29:08] wegood456: Thats what makes Hearthstone so fun
  433. [08:29:28] blizzaxe: yeah I like Shadowverse too
  434. [08:29:28] blondrobin: @blizzaxe what you don’t like 100% net decking
  435. [08:29:34] blizzaxe: no I don't
  436. [08:29:41] blizzaxe: I mainly play MTG Commander
  437. [08:29:51] blizzaxe: because that whole format is "lol what meta"
  438. [08:29:51] wegood456: At the top tier, you have shit like... Jade Druid, Evolve Shaman, and whatever flavor of the week shit
  439. [08:29:57] perciacalos: Isnt MTG pretty much the definition of metaplay?
  440. [08:29:57] blondrobin: Same, that’s why I don’t play ccgs full stop
  441. [08:30:15] blizzaxe: Non-Commander formats of MTG are
  442. [08:30:19] wegood456: At the bottom tier, where the magic happens, I'm out here running Reno N'zoth Quest Warrior.
  443. [08:30:26] koolman9921: Just use GameShark Tim
  444. [08:30:34] blizzaxe: gimmicky cards and decks are always the most fun
  445. [08:30:56] wegood456: I could only make the deck more gimmicky by adding a Prince to it.
  446. [08:30:57] perciacalos: Thats why I like the single player yu gi oh games because you can actually play with gimmick decks
  447. [08:31:09] blondrobin: Gameshark the game into believing your normal deck has pickachoo
  448. [08:31:24] koolman9921: or insta win
  449. [08:31:32] blizzaxe: or take no damage
  450. [08:31:49] wegood456: Take out all the 2 drops and make all my minions have +1/+1, or take out all my 3 drops and have a 3 mana copy a card guy, or somethinf.
  451. [08:31:51] koolman9921: or straight to the credits
  452. [08:32:17] wegood456: Can't wait for the new xpac for Hearthstone
  453. [08:32:21] blondrobin: Pikabad
  454. [08:32:29] koolman9921: PikaBlue
  455. [08:32:43] wegood456: Were getting a Roguelike single player expansion!
  456. [08:32:57] blizzaxe: like uh
  457. [08:32:59] blizzaxe: what's it called
  458. [08:33:01] blizzaxe: Hand of Fate?
  459. [08:33:09] koolman9921: XxPikaxX
  460. [08:33:15] shimmerfairy: xXx_Pikablue_xXx
  461. [08:33:18] wegood456: No, not like Manos, the Hands of Fate.
  462. [08:33:24] blizzaxe: no not that derp
  463. [08:33:28] blizzaxe: the game
  464. [08:33:31] blondrobin: PiKaMaStA
  465. [08:33:34] wegood456: (I've never played Hand of Fate)
  466. [08:33:37] blizzaxe: oh
  467. [08:33:38] blizzaxe: ok
  468. [08:33:41] aifread: Oh is this Pokemon TCG 2?
  469. [08:33:47] koolman9921: Yep
  470. [08:33:57] aifread: Been meaning to get a copy of this game
  471. [08:34:04] blondrobin: No she’s gonna be 100% ground
  472. [08:34:20] blondrobin: She forced you to go into electric so you’re forced to play a color she counters
  473. [08:34:28] blondrobin: Basically she’s cheating
  474. [08:34:43] koolman9921: The gimmick is none of the electric attack works
  475. [08:34:43] blizzaxe: same as the park ranger
  476. [08:34:51] shimmerfairy: Just like that "lol you need a grass deck to fite me" guy
  477. [08:35:07] blizzaxe: these people are so shit they can't win without rigging their games
  478. [08:35:09] dangergreg: think that's just what I did
  479. [08:35:16] blizzaxe: and then Tim gets his hands on them and they can't win even with rigging their games
  480. [08:35:25] wegood456: But they showed it off at Blizzcon. They give mini randomized prefab decks, get progressively stronger bosses, have 3 cards added to your (miniature) decks with every win, and give you weird, nutty bonuses.
  481. [08:35:25] koolman9921: "Plot Armour"
  482. [08:36:06] wegood456: Like a 10 mana spell that *literally* casts infinite Pyroblasts at random heroes until one of them dies.
  483. [08:36:13] blizzaxe: ....what?
  484. [08:36:26] wegood456: Yeah.
  485. [08:36:54] wegood456: Or a 2 mana 1/4 poisonous weapon that can attack 4 times in a turn.
  486. [08:37:13] wegood456: They combined it with Mortal Strike to deal 20 damage in one turn.
  487. [08:37:19] perciacalos: My favorite part of these kind of games is watching the metagame unfold. One thing gets super overused, and then decks start to appear to counter, forcing decks to counter those decks, and so on
  488. [08:37:28] dangergreg: tcg is a genre I always love seeing blended into other things or vice versa
  489. [08:37:37] koolman9921: Why did they make Pikachu skinny later on?
  490. [08:37:45] wegood456: He got fit
  491. [08:37:57] koolman9921: But all of them are skinny
  492. [08:38:04] wegood456: No
  493. [08:38:10] sirherbsalot: Bro lol i actually played this game
  494. [08:38:10] koolman9921: timOh
  495. [08:38:14] wegood456: Fat Pikachu
  496. [08:38:40] wegood456: But let me tell you of a wonderful concept you'll love, guaranteed
  497. [08:38:54] wegood456: Are you ready?
  498. [08:39:16] blizzaxe: What? Tails?!
  499. [08:39:22] wegood456: Fat Mimikyu
  500. [08:39:27] wind6: She used her Sonic deck timClip
  501. [08:39:32] koolman9921: Dont trust Bill Tim, He'll give you a ticket to a ship that crashes
  502. [08:39:43] ethernetseeds: maybe it's because the deck is water and then eletricity, the thing that kills water
  503. [08:39:54] wegood456: This dude is dressed like that god damned Mega Man enemy
  504. [08:40:11] dangergreg: there's another magnemite that draws magnemite too lol
  505. [08:40:17] zomgqwert: magnemite only deck
  506. [08:40:19] wegood456: Dude is gender neutral nowadays
  507. [08:40:29] blizzaxe: I used to have an E3 Pikachu
  508. [08:40:34] sirherbsalot: Whats this game called?
  509. [08:40:37] wegood456: Dudette failed to take off, after all
  510. [08:40:38] blizzaxe: I spilled water on it
  511. [08:40:44] wegood456: Pokemon TCG 2
  512. [08:41:20] blizzaxe: damnit I need to go work out
  513. [08:41:28] sirherbsalot: Oh ok. I think i played the 1st one
  514. [08:41:37] blizzaxe: if you're gone by the time I get back, night Tim and everyone
  515. [08:41:44] wegood456: Why am I still watching this I have no idea what's going on
  516. [08:41:56] koolman9921: Weren't you going to watch vinny?
  517. [08:42:05] sirherbsalot: Its the music bro
  518. [08:42:10] dangergreg: I saw a good point the other day re:dude being gender neutral
  519. [08:42:30] dangergreg: ask almost any guy if he has sex with dudes and see what he says
  520. [08:42:49] dangergreg: most people still see it as representing men
  521. [08:42:52] sirherbsalot: No lol
  522. [08:43:25] blondrobin: FLOP
  523. [08:43:52] sirherbsalot: Anyone wana buy my Japanese pokemon cards?
  524. [08:43:55] dangergreg: I think you can argue for dude as an exclamation though
  525. [08:44:37] sirherbsalot: How much u got?
  526. [08:44:58] sirherbsalot: They super sexy/rare
  527. [08:45:06] koolman9921: Do you have a Crystal Charizard?
  528. [08:45:16] dangergreg: apparently sandshrew is a pangolin which in retrospect makes sense but damn did it ever mess me up
  529. [08:46:03] shimmerfairy: Thinking about it, it kinda makes sense that "dude" is more gender-neutral for 2nd person than 3rd person.
  530. [08:46:03] sirherbsalot: I think we can work out some sort of payment plan
  531. [08:46:52] koolman9921: Do you have a regular Blastoise?
  532. [08:46:52] sirherbsalot: Fart on that bish
  533. [08:47:16] blondrobin: Just dismantle it
  534. [08:47:47] koolman9921: Just rename your pokemons pikachu
  535. [08:48:01] dangergreg: you could probably wipe psychic all together and just add more trainers
  536. [08:48:01] sirherbsalot: This music is like hypnotism im pretty sure
  537. [08:48:02] blondrobin: Abrakadabrpikachu
  538. [08:48:28] dangergreg: should work just fine with the added chus lol
  539. [08:49:29] blondrobin: How do you feel about actually wanting to see Tails
  540. [08:50:12] sirherbsalot: Tell bill to get his ass out there and kick some butt
  541. [08:51:47] dangergreg: it basically turns switch into a full heal
  542. [08:53:01] dangergreg: was that like
  543. [08:53:08] dangergreg: a real human leg in that animation
  544. [08:54:20] blondrobin: Her eyes melted out into a stream that melted out of their sockets
  545. [08:54:27] sirherbsalot: She got owned
  546. [08:54:29] blondrobin: Jesus Tim what did you do to her it’s your cards
  547. [08:54:32] dangergreg: like last crusade
  548. [08:55:10] ethernetseeds: you have dark alakazam but not dark kadabra
  549. [08:55:14] wryght: yo tim dont you need dark abras to use dark kadabra?
  550. [08:55:40] dangergreg: nah
  551. [08:56:06] sirherbsalot: This song is straight from kurby, the menu song
  552. [08:56:19] blondrobin: Yeah boss
  553. [08:56:22] ethernetseeds: oh
  554. [08:56:24] blondrobin: This is the good shit
  555. [08:56:27] dangergreg: use colorless
  556. [08:56:34] sak0n: ^
  557. [08:56:36] communismfordummies: wow that is absolutely bullshit
  558. [08:56:56] blondrobin: It’s called grinding
  559. [08:57:00] koolman9921: GameShark Tim, no one will tell.
  560. [08:57:06] blondrobin: Or POKEPOP
  561. [08:57:21] dangergreg: I think you can backtrack and get some more medals on the oither island
  562. [08:57:38] blondrobin: Tim they want you to build custom decks for each enemy
  563. [08:57:41] blondrobin: Not have one deck
  564. [08:57:45] dangergreg: or do the coin flip minigame at the gr casino and get a shit ton of packs
  565. [08:58:05] dangergreg: you get 3 packs for 500 coins and I think you get like 3k coins if you do 9 flips
  566. [08:58:22] wryght: when are we going to get Shandlar, but for pokemon CCG not magic the gathering?
  567. [08:58:58] dangergreg: coin one is really the only worthwhile one
  568. [08:59:20] blondrobin: Why not use the better channel, it is presumably also colorless
  569. [08:59:24] blondrobin: Chaney
  570. [09:00:35] shimmerfairy: I missed what the deck restriction was, beyond bullshit.
  571. [09:00:50] blondrobin: Only electric energy
  572. [09:01:28] dangergreg: 21 is probably fine for a mono type
  573. [09:01:34] blondrobin: You should need less for mono yeah
  574. [09:01:38] dangergreg: it would be a bigger problem if that were split across 2 or more
  575. [09:02:34] blondrobin: Speedball reminds me of Vietnamese Crystal
  576. [09:02:44] vulixtv: i have no idea how this goes but i think you have more balls so thats good
  577. [09:02:48] dangergreg: S P E E D W E E D
  578. [09:02:54] blondrobin: I want to see poorly auto translated Pokémon TCg
  579. [09:03:20] dangergreg: oh wow
  580. [09:03:24] dangergreg: I gotta see that
  581. [09:03:49] theeyesofsyn92: Hey Tim and Chat, how are you feeling? I heard you were a bit ill?
  582. [09:03:58] dangergreg: no volcano bakemeat moments?
  583. [09:04:00] blondrobin: No caves named fuck?
  584. [09:04:13] shimmerfairy: Every time you say "tails", I think you're talking about Sonic.
  585. [09:04:40] dangergreg: he is
  586. [09:04:44] dangergreg: he's praying
  587. [09:05:45] wingsofjanitor: reminds me of that sneeze fetish website you found that one time Tim
  588. [09:06:51] blondrobin: I like how the game is fully aware electabuzz is overpowered and has it in every damn deck
  589. [09:07:11] dangergreg: there's a boss rush at the end that has only super op and banned decks
  590. [09:07:37] dangergreg: yeah buit it's postgame stuff
  591. [09:08:06] dangergreg: the later content in this is still pretty challenging
  592. [09:08:13] svrerr: Hope you feel better soon Tim cirLove
  593. [09:08:39] blondrobin: Does that later content also insist you only use a deck of 50:ratattas like this
  594. [09:09:17] dangergreg: there is one that makes you use all the endgame legendary cards from the last game
  595. [09:09:46] sungiant_: hey tim im done being normal back to reality
  596. [09:09:50] blondrobin: Haha Tim you thought you got the cheat coin
  597. [09:09:57] blondrobin: No, the ai stole your weighted coin
  598. [09:10:47] dangergreg: it felt like you had a higher chance on certain frames but I'm pretty sure that's bs
  599. [09:10:53] dangergreg: and just stuff I thought as a kid
  600. [09:10:55] blondrobin: Oh wow dark magneton A G A I N
  601. [09:10:58] darksol188: If this game's anything like the first one, all of a match's RNG is decided at the beginning of the match.
  602. [09:11:21] dangergreg: that sounds about right
  603. [09:11:55] theeyesofsyn92: I like how you're just fighting a fellow working at a power plant, he's got a hard hat and everything
  604. [09:11:58] theeyesofsyn92: what a champ
  605. [09:12:13] skygtr350: timMinus
  606. [09:12:41] dangergreg: there might be some fighting types that only need colorless energy to attack
  607. [09:13:55] communismfordummies: I feel like pokemon tcg in general is just incredibly poorly thought out
  608. [09:14:10] theeyesofsyn92: do you think he uses his magnemite to find lost screws and wall studs?
  609. [09:14:13] blondrobin: What’s that, a cash in TCG has bad rules
  610. [09:14:17] seraphim_z: most people I knew in elementary just collected the cards and never actually played the game
  611. [09:14:23] sungiant_: its just a card
  612. [09:14:27] sungiant_: its not a real pokeman
  613. [09:15:10] communismfordummies: imagine just rubbing your magnemite all over your wall when you need to put up a picture frame
  614. [09:15:24] theeyesofsyn92: ^
  615. [09:15:24] blondrobin: Dark dragonair ‘Tata’
  616. [09:15:26] theeyesofsyn92: exactly!
  617. [09:15:53] communismfordummies: then again how would a magnemite work for finding wooden studs? supersonic, maybe?
  618. [09:16:11] theeyesofsyn92: Ghost type?
  619. [09:16:11] blondrobin: I like to think that’s their name
  620. [09:16:27] theeyesofsyn92: have a Haunter just peek into the wall
  621. [09:16:43] sungiant_: can i point the magnemite at me and say haha found the stud hahaaa still
  622. [09:16:55] communismfordummies: may as well just bonk the magnemite on the wall until it doesn't sound hollow
  623. [09:16:56] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: all we here.. radio boo boo... radio doodoo... radio caca....
  624. [09:16:58] shinywhimsicott: trust in the chansey tim
  625. [09:17:38] blondrobin: The chancey is betraying us
  626. [09:17:41] theeyesofsyn92: That Chansey looks...weird
  627. [09:17:55] theeyesofsyn92: Chansey looks like it's father was a Wooper
  628. [09:18:01] 098521745630: wait they made another Pokemon tcg video game?
  629. [09:18:01] dangergreg: I think you win
  630. [09:18:17] darksol188: You win anyway, it needs time to get energy again.
  631. [09:18:20] dangergreg: he cant recharge in 2 turns and you beat him with jolteon
  632. [09:18:48] dangergreg: he might but then he starts over again with energy
  633. [09:18:52] darksol188: That's true, could switch on you.
  634. [09:19:21] theeyesofsyn92: THAT VOLTORB, what the ever loving fuck was that lopsided Voltorb
  635. [09:19:28] dangergreg: he also cant retreat while paralyzed
  636. [09:19:28] theeyesofsyn92: Holy guacamole
  637. [09:19:35] communismfordummies: more of a voltegg
  638. [09:19:36] 098521745630: ?
  639. [09:19:36] theeyesofsyn92: it looked like it had been stepped on
  640. [09:19:52] seraphim_z: some child drew that Voltorb
  641. [09:20:01] blondrobin: Grr.
  642. [09:20:12] 098521745630: what's this game called?
  643. [09:20:22] communismfordummies: did they just fucking kidnap that guy?
  644. [09:21:21] sungiant_: why is anyone named steve
  645. [09:21:21] blondrobin: Is he just opening doors with magic
  646. [09:21:25] sungiant_: who gets named steve lol
  647. [09:21:40] 098521745630: rigged
  648. [09:21:42] theeyesofsyn92: Chip likes to yell a lot
  649. [09:22:00] communismfordummies: he opens doors with the pure acoustic power of his voice
  650. [09:22:01] blondrobin: Why does Team GR get to just cheat
  651. [09:22:14] vulixtv: put her deck in the box before she can start
  652. [09:22:18] dangergreg: you also deal 10 more damage with electabuzz
  653. [09:22:19] seraphim_z: BS
  654. [09:22:19] sungiant_: have you ever met a real steve
  655. [09:22:20] 098521745630: you're weak!
  656. [09:22:28] theeyesofsyn92: My uncle is named Steve
  657. [09:22:45] sungiant_: fake news
  658. [09:23:14] sungiant_: fake
  659. [09:23:17] communismfordummies: stubble steve
  660. [09:23:32] hackoon_: stebble
  661. [09:23:35] seraphim_z: Shavin' Steve
  662. [09:23:40] dangergreg: stave
  663. [09:23:53] theeyesofsyn92: I know a variety caster named Steven, and my godfather is a Steve
  664. [09:23:56] sungiant_: does it really
  665. [09:24:10] sungiant_: youre probably not a real person anyways
  666. [09:24:11] communismfordummies: that's a lot of steves
  667. [09:25:19] theeyesofsyn92: But my godfather is a big 6"7 blonde dude with no facial hair, and is very cheery. Like if Hagrid shaved all of his facial hair and was a blond camp counselor from upstate New York.
  668. [09:25:25] dangergreg: an abundance of steves
  669. [09:25:32] sungiant_: but hes not steve
  670. [09:25:39] sungiant_: wait he is
  671. [09:25:44] theeyesofsyn92: Yes, my Godfather is a Steve
  672. [09:25:55] sungiant_: are godfathers real anyways
  673. [09:25:58] communismfordummies: what if bill was named steve
  674. [09:26:08] communismfordummies: could you call it pot of steve?
  675. [09:26:08] theeyesofsyn92: Yes, he dated my mom for like, fifteen years
  676. [09:26:19] dangergreg: I think there's a dark bill
  677. [09:26:46] dangergreg: lets you draw 4 but does something risky
  678. [09:26:50] dangergreg: I forget
  679. [09:26:52] communismfordummies: sticky hands cirLewd
  680. [09:26:52] hackoon_: Dill (Dark Bill)
  681. [09:26:55] theeyesofsyn92: He legally had say over my care when I was a child, like, it's a legal thing Sungiant
  682. [09:27:04] blondrobin: She is literally just using her special rule to make speedball op
  683. [09:27:08] blondrobin: That is all she has
  684. [09:27:11] blondrobin: This is dumb
  685. [09:27:16] dangergreg: bill the forbidden one
  686. [09:27:42] communismfordummies: draw four cards but you have to not get addicted to cigarettes
  687. [09:27:52] theeyesofsyn92: Dark Bill makes a much less accessible PC system that he charges you to use
  688. [09:28:14] communismfordummies: dark bill sounds like steve jobs
  689. [09:29:03] sungiant_: 4 hits of heroin without passing out
  690. [09:29:13] communismfordummies: impossible
  691. [09:29:45] communismfordummies: this game is more rigged than your average casino
  692. [09:30:09] theeyesofsyn92: Dark Bill would just prefer you shoot the other trainer in the torso and take their cards and viable organs to sell on the internet.
  693. [09:30:23] theeyesofsyn92: But he won't help you hide the body
  694. [09:30:26] blondrobin: It barfs them back up so whoever wants to eat regurgitated snorlwx stomach
  695. [09:30:45] communismfordummies: dark bill tries to sell you drugs from the deep web
  696. [09:31:02] 098521745630: defender into swap out ?????
  697. [09:31:13] blondrobin: Why did she swap to eevee...?
  698. [09:31:25] dangergreg: doesnt bill turn himself into an actual pokemon
  699. [09:31:30] dangergreg: and they just never come back to that
  700. [09:31:39] 098521745630: cheating and still trash at the game
  701. [09:31:42] 098521745630: LUL
  702. [09:31:49] dangergreg: he was into sketchy stuff from the get go
  703. [09:31:56] blondrobin: Okay and now we came back because ??.
  704. [09:31:57] communismfordummies: I wouldn't doubt it, the show isn't particularly attentive to detail
  705. [09:31:58] perciacalos: It was a gambit to make you think she was throwing the game
  706. [09:32:12] blondrobin: She’s stalling
  707. [09:32:17] blondrobin: She has no energy
  708. [09:32:18] communismfordummies: maybe bill turned into a pokemon only to return as dark bill
  709. [09:32:29] dangergreg: maybe he never returned at all
  710. [09:32:39] dangergreg: something else crept into that empty shell
  711. [09:32:43] shinywhimsicott: check and see if you even have a dark ivysaur in your deck Tim
  712. [09:32:53] communismfordummies: the souls of all those eevees maybe
  713. [09:33:00] 098521745630: close game
  714. [09:33:12] theeyesofsyn92: Why am I suddenly reminded of that one Spongebob episode where they think they've killed the health inspector and spend most of the episode trying to dispose of his corpse
  715. [09:33:21] shimmerfairy: I just realized: is Ash's name related to the fact that his professors have tree-based names?
  716. [09:33:23] dangergreg: fling is super whack
  717. [09:33:59] theeyesofsyn92: Machamp always unnerved me a little
  718. [09:34:06] sungiant_: hes dark so hes edgier
  719. [09:34:11] shinywhimsicott: dark ivysaur, tim
  720. [09:34:23] communismfordummies: pokemon (the edgy version)
  721. [09:34:26] dangergreg: they respect strength or something
  722. [09:34:29] blondrobin: They hate themselves tim
  723. [09:34:40] theeyesofsyn92: Do you have the lopsided voltorb?
  724. [09:35:07] sungiant_: they listen to welcome to the black parade still
  725. [09:35:07] shinywhimsicott: is imakuni even in this game?
  726. [09:35:11] dangergreg: yeah
  727. [09:35:43] communismfordummies: they listen to linkin park while brainstorming ways to fuck over challengers
  728. [09:35:44] perciacalos: Is this the original TCG, or the sequel?
  729. [09:36:11] aifread: Sequel
  730. [09:36:28] perciacalos: I thought it was japanese only?
  731. [09:36:35] dangergreg: you can SKIP THAT?1
  732. [09:36:43] dangergreg: I always use to turbo mode it on the emulator
  733. [09:36:45] aifread: Oh they pull a Gold/Silver with this and make you go back to the old area?
  734. [09:36:55] aifread: Perciacalos this is a fan translation
  735. [09:37:09] perciacalos: Oh cool, I didnt know it got a fan translation
  736. [09:37:10] communismfordummies: if that's ken, where's barbie
  737. [09:37:35] perciacalos: I remember doing that too
  738. [09:37:49] theeyesofsyn92: OH! it was drawn by a kid!
  739. [09:37:53] theeyesofsyn92: That's AMAZING
  740. [09:37:58] theeyesofsyn92: and really adorable
  741. [09:38:00] seraphim_z: you thought I was joking
  742. [09:38:01] perciacalos: Of course, I also remember the merry-go-round exploding, so maybe we just have shared false memories
  743. [09:38:05] aifread: "Ken" - the name of every Japanese man in movies from the 60s
  744. [09:38:29] dangergreg: the last boss sends you emotes too
  745. [09:38:33] theeyesofsyn92: there's a little electabuzz in the back, what a charming thing
  746. [09:38:34] strudelalec: o__o
  747. [09:38:36] seraphim_z: (O__O)
  748. [09:38:37] hackoon_: O__O
  749. [09:38:44] shinywhimsicott: (⚫ __⚫ )
  750. [09:38:46] hackoon_: owo whats this
  751. [09:38:58] theeyesofsyn92: rexOwO
  752. [09:39:19] communismfordummies: cirThree
  753. [09:39:59] theeyesofsyn92: eogOh
  754. [09:40:10] theeyesofsyn92: Oh man, I love this emote pairing so much
  755. [09:40:17] theeyesofsyn92: eogOh timOh
  756. [09:40:35] mrzorage: nice
  757. [09:41:00] communismfordummies: there better not be any weebs in this chat cirCop
  758. [09:41:09] mrzorage: Tim always hating on the weebs
  759. [09:41:10] shimmerfairy: that emote is broken for me, sadly
  760. [09:41:54] mrzorage: Goost ?
  761. [09:42:40] blondrobin: Gustav of wind
  762. [09:44:08] theeyesofsyn92: Gustav sounds like the name of some big Russian massage parlor guru who want to violently rid your muscles of knots and smells vaguely and surprisingly pleasantly of cherry vodka and beef jerky
  763. [09:44:49] communismfordummies: a true russian wouldn't drink flavored vodka though
  764. [09:44:54] mrzorage: Tim’s mad now feel the anger in his voice
  765. [09:45:23] mrzorage: Gotta love that pervert grimer card
  766. [09:45:26] theeyesofsyn92: I mean, how many Russian men would you know who would work at a massage parlor?
  767. [09:45:40] communismfordummies: that's fair
  768. [09:45:51] communismfordummies: tbh flavored vodka is a total gimmick
  769. [09:46:02] johnnymaq: i managed to have that jp grimer card as a kid and never noticed the eyes
  770. [09:47:00] perciacalos: You boned them captain
  771. [09:47:12] communismfordummies: oh jesus it has beans for feet
  772. [09:47:12] mrzorage: Oh
  773. [09:47:18] dangergreg: that immediate followup art
  774. [09:47:20] seraphim_z: kick that kidney bean
  775. [09:47:27] rintezuka1: lol
  776. [09:47:33] mrzorage: Hitmonchan what did they do to you
  777. [09:47:55] dangergreg: glorious https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/cc/HitmonchanVendingS2.jpg
  778. [09:48:24] communismfordummies: why is that a thing
  779. [09:48:27] communismfordummies: dear god why
  780. [09:48:33] dangergreg: he's KICKING
  781. [09:48:49] hackoon_: you just miss being a child
  782. [09:48:55] communismfordummies: that goes completely against his design
  783. [09:49:00] communismfordummies: he's a punching pokemon
  784. [09:49:14] communismfordummies: leave the kicking to mr extendo legs hitmonlee
  785. [09:51:07] helzarian: SourPls
  786. [09:51:11] helzarian: best game music
  787. [09:51:58] mrzorage: Rip fire duck
  788. [09:52:12] mrzorage: I don’t get it
  789. [09:52:36] dangergreg: the thrill
  790. [09:52:47] helzarian: gambling
  791. [09:52:49] vulixtv: use both
  792. [09:53:03] mrzorage: If you believe in the heart of the cards you will get heads always
  793. [09:53:29] vulixtv: man these kids are violent
  794. [09:53:32] dangergreg: immolate the power plant workers, got it
  795. [09:53:49] communismfordummies: are they at least unionized?
  796. [09:57:01] dangergreg: jam in a computer search or something
  797. [09:57:37] blizzaxe: random question, but is there such a thing as a SATA to USB adapter
  798. [09:57:49] blizzaxe: ?
  799. [09:57:56] superironbob: yes blizzaxe
  800. [09:58:05] hackoon_: sorta
  801. [09:58:31] blizzaxe: yeah that's true. Expecting a computer to die soon so I want to know if I need to salvage it beforehand if I need to
  802. [09:58:35] blizzaxe: the data
  803. [09:58:45] sungiant_: download more bandwidth
  804. [09:58:50] hackoon_: just get one of those toaster-style hdd caddies
  805. [09:59:56] dangergreg: oh man best theme inc
  806. [10:00:15] sungiant_: fuck you steve
  807. [10:00:43] communismfordummies: why would you do that steve
  808. [10:01:49] communismfordummies: you save him from the unionizing power plant workers and this is how he repays you
  809. [10:02:01] dangergreg: haha his fuckin shrug animation
  810. [10:02:13] sungiant_: pokemon universe is probably anti union anyways
  811. [10:03:28] dangergreg: no way, not with all those nurse joys and officer jennys
  812. [10:03:39] sungiant_: thats just cloning
  813. [10:03:53] dangergreg: what better union than an army of one
  814. [10:03:56] sungiant_: unless theres a clone union
  815. [10:04:16] communismfordummies: they're unionized against brock
  816. [10:04:26] communismfordummies: he regulates the system
  817. [10:04:28] helzarian: lol
  818. [10:04:29] sungiant_: who do the unions lobby
  819. [10:04:42] sungiant_: who pays them
  820. [10:04:59] sungiant_: your battles arent taxed
  821. [10:05:08] sungiant_: is battling income untaxed?
  822. [10:05:19] communismfordummies: oh dear
  823. [10:05:48] tastycheesypotatoes: RIp wiggy
  824. [10:06:20] dangergreg: gooey
  825. [10:06:45] helzarian: sludgy punchy
  826. [10:08:02] communismfordummies: are these dark pokemon lore friendly?
  827. [10:08:10] communismfordummies: I need to know for my immersion
  828. [10:09:39] dangergreg: A+
  829. [10:09:54] helzarian: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  830. [10:09:55] nerowski: Is this on an emulator
  831. [10:10:02] dangergreg: apparently they're just called "bad" pokemon in japanese
  832. [10:10:12] zomgqwert: i think I saw a graveler in there
  833. [10:10:47] sungiant_: they smoke clove cigs
  834. [10:10:50] helzarian: 4 in play 100% of the time
  835. [10:10:55] rickeon: nidoqueen only deck
  836. [10:11:30] communismfordummies: polyamorous pokemon
  837. [10:11:40] taggenjuskor: good god how long have you been playing this
  838. [10:11:45] taggenjuskor: today
  839. [10:11:58] dangergreg: but how much energy is each poison
  840. [10:12:05] communismfordummies: 3 and a half hours
  841. [10:12:06] dangergreg: taking like 3 turns to do 20 damage is bad
  842. [10:13:23] dangergreg: yeah worth it if they're just 1 energy
  843. [10:13:57] rickeon: just make a deck with every card
  844. [10:14:00] rickeon: then you have no weaknesses
  845. [10:14:22] dangergreg: they smelt it and were dealt it
  846. [10:15:03] communismfordummies: is that a fish
  847. [10:15:07] dangergreg: his best
  848. [10:15:09] helzarian: tim why did you leave the over 30 and over 55 communities? they miss you
  849. [10:16:03] reecer6: There are people over 55 with no kids.
  850. [10:16:06] perciacalos: You should have joined the over 55 and under 20 communities
  851. [10:16:17] helzarian: you dont need kids to act over 30
  852. [10:16:26] helzarian: make up fictitious children
  853. [10:16:51] dangergreg: fabricate children to trigger the over 30 flag
  854. [10:16:55] helzarian: good, you've started on one already
  855. [10:17:00] rickeon: tim's my favorite child streamer
  856. [10:17:02] dangergreg: life speedrun strat
  857. [10:17:02] communismfordummies: but then the smell will be fictitious too
  858. [10:17:11] blondrobin: Fictitious kids don’t have to smell
  859. [10:17:13] whitelegs102: I remmeber being sick for a week and playing this game non-stop in a fever-haze. I don't even remember how i managed to beat the game
  860. [10:17:27] dangergreg: powerplus does 10
  861. [10:17:46] blondrobin: @whitelegs102 are you tim because Tim is also sick
  862. [10:17:54] theeyesofsyn92: if you have pets you can always just talk about them in a vague way to make it sound like they might be children, but no one is really quite sure
  863. [10:18:02] whitelegs102: Hahaha what a great coincidence. I think this is just a great sick game to play
  864. [10:18:22] helzarian: would doritos exist without mountain dew
  865. [10:18:32] dangergreg: two sides of the same coin
  866. [10:18:45] communismfordummies: which came first, the dorito or the dew
  867. [10:19:32] dangergreg: you flip a coin a bunch of times in a row
  868. [10:19:42] dangergreg: and make a shit ton of coins
  869. [10:19:46] helzarian: Wait, what is this area? I've never seen it
  870. [10:19:56] blizzaxe: Dew came first
  871. [10:20:00] blizzaxe: released 1940
  872. [10:20:01] zomgqwert: I miss when games had casinos in them
  873. [10:20:02] communismfordummies: this music is stressing me out
  874. [10:20:05] dangergreg: the girl
  875. [10:20:34] riceticles: That game was officially 3 fun
  876. [10:20:36] dangergreg: you get like 3k coins for 9 flips
  877. [10:20:52] perciacalos: If you're emulating, you can always win by being a jerk
  878. [10:20:58] dangergreg: you can buy a 3 pack of boosters for 500 coins
  879. [10:20:59] shiboshofu: That's evil. 10 heads in a row is 0.1%
  880. [10:21:00] shimmerfairy: oh boy, a 1 in 2^10 chance of winning!
  881. [10:21:20] blizzaxe: Doritos came later in 1964, originally sold at Disneyland in Anaheim, CA. They were released nationwide two years later in 1966
  882. [10:21:31] dangergreg: and yes you can super cheese this with save states lol
  883. [10:21:45] shiboshofu: It
  884. [10:21:49] communismfordummies: so it's not seeded? interesting
  885. [10:21:56] shiboshofu: It's 1 / 2^10. 1/1024. 0.1%
  886. [10:22:01] dangergreg: not this instance
  887. [10:22:28] perciacalos: Make a save state with each heads, do something to manipulate the rng, and flip again
  888. [10:22:30] dangergreg: it might be seeded in actual matches
  889. [10:22:37] shiboshofu: You mean like... a D10? :l
  890. [10:22:39] helzarian: 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16, 1/32, 1/64, 1/128, 1/256, 1/512, 1/1024
  891. [10:22:51] communismfordummies: there's nothing you can do to manipulate the rng here, though
  892. [10:22:55] helzarian: just gotta do this 1000 times :p
  893. [10:22:56] communismfordummies: besides flip the coin
  894. [10:23:08] blizzaxe: 10 sided die
  895. [10:23:12] communismfordummies: so if savestates work, then it's not seeded
  896. [10:23:13] perciacalos: Tim gets to chose to flip. If its based on time of flip he can manipulate it
  897. [10:23:16] shiboshofu: Wait, you got 20 for 3 in a row? That's a 1/8 chance of getting 20 back. This is infinite money?
  898. [10:23:27] blizzaxe: you just answered your own question
  899. [10:23:33] hackoon_: this is great
  900. [10:23:42] hackoon_: can you fast forward the emulator
  901. [10:23:50] dangergreg: yeah
  902. [10:23:54] communismfordummies: I won't judge you if you cheat tim
  903. [10:23:54] perciacalos: Alternatively you can just save before starting, and then just manipulate the rng until you get a 3+ combo
  904. [10:24:12] rickeon: i this literally just letting you do a 1/1000 chance flip and making you watch an animation
  905. [10:24:12] taggenjuskor: tim nobody is forcing you to do this
  906. [10:24:19] helzarian: im forcing him
  907. [10:24:25] dangergreg: free him
  908. [10:24:25] helzarian: his suffering is my joy
  909. [10:24:28] hackoon_: I just want to see the "special prize"
  910. [10:24:33] dangergreg: it's a mew
  911. [10:24:35] communismfordummies: it's 50/50, you either get 10 flips or you don't
  912. [10:24:45] perciacalos: The special prize is just them laughing at you for playing this long
  913. [10:24:46] apopmachine: holy god i still have this game in my gameboy in the closet.
  914. [10:24:54] theeyesofsyn92: This is a terrible game corner game
  915. [10:24:57] helzarian: I wish I had this game :(
  916. [10:24:58] perciacalos: You have a japanese cart in your closet?
  917. [10:25:01] shimmerfairy: not unless you know japanese
  918. [10:25:14] happy_gamer81: This is the moment that Tim realized he has a gambling problem
  919. [10:25:25] hackoon_: I dont think this is the first time
  920. [10:25:27] perciacalos: Tim realized he had a gambling problem back during My Summer Car
  921. [10:25:29] helzarian: not a problem if you dont really lose anything
  922. [10:25:31] blizzaxe: this is why I don't play gacha games
  923. [10:25:33] communismfordummies: tim has a crippling addiction to intro to statistics problems
  924. [10:25:43] blizzaxe: *kicks Granblue under the rug*
  925. [10:26:07] theeyesofsyn92: Hey Tim, I now an Economist who can get you your fix.
  926. [10:26:10] dangergreg: I like how coins is yeins
  927. [10:26:11] dangergreg: yeah
  928. [10:26:14] ariasvalm: I'm addicted to watching Tim gamble
  929. [10:26:17] rickeon: the good news is this is pretty likely to take less than 2000 tries
  930. [10:26:35] plutiestare: this is inspiring me to go to vegas
  931. [10:26:53] swehili: is the wonderful price inflation?
  932. [10:26:53] shiboshofu: Victory is inevitable, but distant. True torture.
  933. [10:26:54] dangergreg: I've never been to vegas but I'm pretty sure this is just it
  934. [10:27:05] dangergreg: just tons of stalls with people flipping quarters
  935. [10:27:07] helzarian: POGGERS
  936. [10:27:22] perciacalos: Its better than that pokemon prism that had that poker game where you had a 60% chance to get your money back at minimum
  937. [10:27:32] sphericalna: I just got here. Are we farming for 10 coin flips in a row
  938. [10:27:44] rickeon: has tim even gotten 6 in a row
  939. [10:27:50] perciacalos: Once I think
  940. [10:27:50] nerowski: @ShiboShofu Poetic!
  941. [10:27:51] dangergreg: think so
  942. [10:27:53] helzarian: There is a heads/tails game at my local arcade. If you get 7 heads in a row you get 2000 tickets. It's honestly pretty fun
  943. [10:27:57] daybreakz: This is the My Summer Car Slot machine all over again
  944. [10:28:00] riceticles: Just think, with the switch we could feel the HD rumble of the coin flip
  945. [10:28:16] shiboshofu: Thanks, nero. I'm really a modern poetic master.
  946. [10:28:22] perciacalos: Just play Marjatta over this stream to get the same effect as watching Tim gamble in My Summer Car
  947. [10:28:28] aifread: Doesn't this have like a 1/1000 chance of winning?
  948. [10:28:30] sphericalna: I forgot about the slot machine in my summer car. I do remember the 2 or 3 hours it took to drag the guys car onto the train tracks though
  949. [10:28:32] rickeon: I mean, you're guaranteed to make money gambling here
  950. [10:28:36] rickeon: it's a pretty good deal
  951. [10:28:39] dangergreg: real life doesnt have save states, probably
  952. [10:28:49] happy_gamer81: what do you get if you hit 10
  953. [10:28:53] shimmerfairy: cash money! timOh
  954. [10:28:54] rickeon: just need to up the stakes
  955. [10:28:57] shiboshofu: You're practically getting paid to flip a coin.
  956. [10:29:27] aifread: How many hours did you play black jack in Tales of the Abyss Tim?
  957. [10:29:28] rickeon: It's actually the optimal choice to spend the rest of your life playing this game
  958. [10:29:41] dangergreg: man's gotta eat
  959. [10:30:10] rickeon: you're guaranteed to make money playing this game, no reason to get a real job
  960. [10:30:38] aifread: Yeah there's a casino. I think the only use it has is item completion
  961. [10:30:47] dangergreg: we've got a couple old people at work that just come in for several hours and watch the keno lottery
  962. [10:31:15] hackoon_: you gotta go under the main controls option
  963. [10:31:39] helzarian: The game should be 10 tails or 10 heads in a row
  964. [10:32:02] rickeon: that only drops it down 1/512
  965. [10:32:20] hackoon_: back one
  966. [10:32:23] helzarian: still better
  967. [10:32:36] daybreakz: Turbo makes it rapidly press a button
  968. [10:32:59] daybreakz: ROFL
  969. [10:33:04] hackoon_: IT BEGINS
  970. [10:33:07] blizzaxe: nice
  971. [10:33:10] kayopolice_is_mai_waifu: this use to be a AOL stream
  972. [10:33:12] blizzaxe: what
  973. [10:33:16] rickeon: this is how you beat vegas
  974. [10:33:16] dangergreg: yeyeye
  975. [10:33:17] perciacalos: RNG is based on time after all
  976. [10:33:27] shiboshofu: LUL
  977. [10:33:29] zomgqwert: first try
  978. [10:33:29] dangergreg: how can you fight this
  979. [10:33:33] liquid_gold_: Hey hey hey! Thats.... ehm
  980. [10:33:35] perciacalos: Pog Champ
  981. [10:33:37] rickeon: it'll only take you 800 more tries to do it normally
  982. [10:33:38] blizzaxe: CONGRATULATIONS YOU CHEATED
  983. [10:33:40] happy_gamer81: God knows you cheated
  984. [10:33:45] pilk_: First try!
  985. [10:33:50] happy_gamer81: You made baby Jesus cry
  986. [10:33:52] daybreakz: Do a bunch of 9 coins
  987. [10:33:56] daybreakz: and buy a ton of packs
  988. [10:34:03] jinrai__: timPlus
  989. [10:34:04] helzarian: lucky LUL
  990. [10:34:05] dangergreg: you get an ungodly amount of coins for doing 9 then failing he tenth
  991. [10:34:08] perciacalos: """""Lucky"""""
  992. [10:34:20] jinrai__: lol
  993. [10:34:31] communismfordummies: this is the top tier content I come to twitch for
  994. [10:34:33] hackoon_: tim's gonna be cheating all night
  995. [10:34:41] zomgqwert: now if only I had savestates in real life
  996. [10:34:43] plutiestare: FIRST TRY cirGasm
  997. [10:34:54] rickeon: tim can only compete with the real pokemon trainers by cheating.
  998. [10:35:05] rickeon: mew only deck
  999. [10:35:19] perciacalos: No energy. Just mew.
  1000. [10:35:22] helzarian: is this on a psn emulator
  1001. [10:35:28] hackoon_: you can unmap it after
  1002. [10:35:31] rickeon: convert mews into energy
  1003. [10:35:53] liquid_gold_: Mew army
  1004. [10:36:08] helzarian: 3000 chips for 6 packs or 1 card? LUL
  1005. [10:36:11] nerowski: Too familiar
  1006. [10:36:20] rickeon: they should really kick you out of their casino now
  1007. [10:36:22] gashapon: casinos hate him!
  1008. [10:36:34] helzarian: Im surprised hasnt been escorted out yet
  1009. [10:36:40] perciacalos: Kicked out for coin counting
  1010. [10:36:45] dangergreg: 3k gets you 18 packsa
  1011. [10:37:04] rickeon: looks like there's room for another digit
  1012. [10:37:04] plutiestare: over 10,000 veins
  1013. [10:37:05] hackoon_: buffer overflow, you have 1 coin now
  1014. [10:37:17] jinrai__: I believe it goe to 99.9k
  1015. [10:37:17] perciacalos: Shouldnt you get one more mew so you have the max number?
  1016. [10:37:18] djgamer__: 99999 i think
  1017. [10:37:22] blizzaxe: it's rigged in your favor Tim
  1018. [10:37:27] aifread: Casino cheated first
  1019. [10:37:57] helzarian: Can someone call Tim's parents?
  1020. [10:38:08] helzarian: We need to report his immoral activity
  1021. [10:38:15] hackoon_: you'd think it would be easier to just gameshark in all the money
  1022. [10:38:23] dangergreg: king crimson the video game
  1023. [10:38:49] zomgqwert: is the pokemon casino on indian lands?
  1024. [10:39:02] hackoon_: memory is still mapped to the same address
  1025. [10:39:06] rickeon: oh, you can get more mews
  1026. [10:39:12] dangergreg: buy the jigglypuff coin
  1027. [10:39:13] hackoon_: it's really only the text that got patched
  1028. [10:39:26] hackoon_: (O__O)
  1029. [10:39:33] plutiestare: i'm jigglyCHUFFED with you tim
  1030. [10:39:44] dangergreg: you trade it for other promotional cards
  1031. [10:40:37] rickeon: look at your opponents hands, choose one.
  1032. [10:41:40] rickeon: is that a different mew from the one won flipping?
  1033. [10:41:49] dangergreg: yeah
  1034. [10:42:23] hackoon_: RANDOM DECK
  1035. [10:42:35] dangergreg: instantly kill opponent for real
  1036. [10:42:45] theeyesofsyn92: Just make sure you get your gas explosion off before you go to bed, otherwise you'll let it loose in your sleep and startle yourself awake, and then your boyfriend will never let you live it down and continue to bring it up every time you talk to him, even long after the break up.
  1037. [10:42:46] theeyesofsyn92: er
  1038. [10:42:46] rickeon: randomly kill one player
  1039. [10:42:58] theeyesofsyn92: Not that I've ever-
  1040. [10:43:05] nerowski: G Gundam?
  1041. [10:43:13] thetalkingpotato: LuL
  1042. [10:43:16] abortion_shark: take that tails
  1043. [10:43:50] skygtr350: Hi-Jump Kick missed. Hitmonlee continued on and crashed.
  1044. [10:43:57] rickeon: man, you can even get moons opening card packs
  1045. [10:44:29] aifread: Yeah the "hi jump kick" is supposed to be a flying side kick
  1046. [10:44:32] shinywhimsicott: hey you can finally use your dark venusaur now
  1047. [10:44:51] rickeon: flip 20 coins and sum up the number of heads, then consult this table to see what happens
  1048. [10:45:22] aifread: Which if you know what you're doing shouldn't leave you to "crash" if you miss
  1049. [10:45:40] dangergreg: it's not
  1050. [10:45:46] helzarian: it's bad, 3 turns to do 80 damage
  1051. [10:45:52] dangergreg: it cant attack after
  1052. [10:45:59] skygtr350: timOh
  1053. [10:46:06] aifread: Also it's an evolution instead of a basic
  1054. [10:46:11] dangergreg: I think you can use switch to move it out
  1055. [10:46:12] anonymousv8: dark bro
  1056. [10:46:14] djgamer__: so how is the lv 8 mew you get for getting 10 heads vs the level 15 one you get for 2000 chips?
  1057. [10:46:25] dangergreg: then free retreat with scyther and do it again but that's a lot to get through
  1058. [10:46:37] rickeon: can you combine them into a level 23 mew
  1059. [10:46:55] helzarian: yes
  1060. [10:47:05] helzarian: just cut each card in half then tape them to each other
  1061. [10:48:04] rickeon: oh man porygon
  1062. [10:48:28] dangergreg: IPS lvl15
  1063. [10:48:35] dangergreg: I love these text glitches
  1064. [10:48:36] shimmerfairy: Oh god the slots
  1065. [10:48:39] thetalkingpotato: LUL
  1066. [10:48:52] helzarian: LUL
  1067. [10:48:58] sphericalna: Oh no, there's a slot machine here too?
  1068. [10:48:58] rickeon: just like real slots
  1069. [10:49:20] dangergreg: you do actually still profit quite a bit off these
  1070. [10:49:34] dangergreg: its just way slower than even doing normal coin flips
  1071. [10:49:56] rickeon: why would you do anything with your life besides play coin flops
  1072. [10:50:25] thatguydaniel: Oh no slot machines. Having bad My Summer Car flashbacks
  1073. [10:50:26] abortion_shark: you can't quit. you're now addicted to gambling
  1074. [10:50:28] hackoon_: "I dont know how to quit" is a gambling problem
  1075. [10:50:40] perciacalos: A buddy of mine somehow managed to win 3 jackpots in a row in a casino. He got taken to the back and interrogated. In the end he agreed to stop playing them
  1076. [10:51:00] perciacalos: By in a row, I mean in one night
  1077. [10:51:11] blizzaxe: lol
  1078. [10:51:13] dangergreg: how much did he make?
  1079. [10:51:13] djgamer__: yeah, cause they don't actually like lucky people
  1080. [10:51:50] dangergreg: I've never been to a casino but I'd only go in with like a 20 dollar bill and just consider that the price for entertainment
  1081. [10:52:09] abortion_shark: Magmar is an ugly pokemon
  1082. [10:52:26] dangergreg: its japanese name is boober
  1083. [10:52:28] hackoon_: you might be thinking too into it
  1084. [10:52:32] aifread: I don't think it would be an open coat like that if it was a straight jacket
  1085. [10:52:33] djgamer__: yeah, you should think of casinos as entertainment rather than a way to get money (unless you work there)
  1086. [10:52:46] hackoon_: it's like a real casino
  1087. [10:52:48] blizzaxe: ブーバー
  1088. [10:52:51] abortion_shark: Damn I got Owned
  1089. [10:52:53] dangergreg: dont tell nobody
  1090. [10:53:13] rickeon: oh, I thought that said mew deck
  1091. [10:54:08] daybreakz: That auto poison Bulbasaur was pretty good
  1092. [10:54:20] rickeon: make an energy only deck
  1093. [10:54:26] blizzaxe: culuhless
  1094. [10:54:48] dangergreg: you can. it's a good way to get more energy actually cause the game will give you more if you some how run out of energy
  1095. [10:55:27] blizzaxe: OH
  1096. [10:55:30] blizzaxe: THAT VENUSAUR
  1097. [10:55:41] blizzaxe: IT'S THE ONE THAT CAME WITH THE STRATEGY GUIDE FOR THE ORIGINAL GAME
  1098. [10:55:46] blizzaxe: I sold mine for like $25
  1099. [10:55:57] dangergreg: oh was it the guide?
  1100. [10:56:00] rickeon: I think the point of the three stage pokemon is that you have to build them up
  1101. [10:56:07] dangergreg: was there one that came in the game box too?
  1102. [10:56:09] blizzaxe: the game itself came with the shitty Meowth
  1103. [10:56:12] blizzaxe: yeah
  1104. [10:56:13] dangergreg: ahhh
  1105. [10:56:44] dangergreg: I rented it as a kid then bought it used
  1106. [10:57:45] dangergreg: have both as roms on a ds flashcart now
  1107. [10:57:46] thetalkingpotato: We need mochan on team
  1108. [10:58:53] thetalkingpotato: Spikes D:
  1109. [10:59:56] thetalkingpotato: Unbind the save state buttons
  1110. [11:00:46] djgamer__: you might as well just abuse save state for the rest of that game tbh
  1111. [11:00:52] djgamer__: the*
  1112. [11:01:07] rickeon: that's my least favorite way to die
  1113. [11:02:25] plutiestare: this game needs a city pop OST haha
  1114. [11:03:23] dangergreg: I think that coin flip mew has a similar ability
  1115. [11:04:00] dangergreg: oh god
  1116. [11:04:32] thetalkingpotato: D:
  1117. [11:04:35] thetalkingpotato: Bless you
  1118. [11:04:52] rg802: Evacuating the nasal cavities I hear
  1119. [11:05:00] dangergreg: the big 3 haymakers still deal with that but that's pretty cool for literally the rest of the game
  1120. [11:06:26] skygtr350: Hey that's Melissa in disguise!
  1121. [11:06:27] helzarian: what does gr stand for
  1122. [11:06:34] dangergreg: great rocket
  1123. [11:07:11] perciacalos: timGuest420
  1124. [11:07:16] blizzaxe: Eyyyyy brah I got some good shit growin on my back, you want a hit?
  1125. [11:07:16] thetalkingpotato: 🐍
  1126. [11:07:19] djgamer__: CiGrip
  1127. [11:07:58] helzarian: what a strat
  1128. [11:08:46] rickeon: what if you need to kill your mew, how are you going to stop it
  1129. [11:09:06] thetalkingpotato: D:
  1130. [11:09:07] perciacalos: I mean, you had to win 10 coin tosses to get it, it had better be godly
  1131. [11:09:10] daybreakz: he'll poison it
  1132. [11:09:15] helzarian: forgot venusaur LUL
  1133. [11:09:18] dangergreg: might be in prizes
  1134. [11:09:36] helzarian: you did discard the other ivysaur
  1135. [11:10:20] helzarian: 30 damage and paralysis
  1136. [11:10:22] helzarian: thats OP
  1137. [11:10:48] blizzaxe: I remember in Nintendo Power back when pokemon came out, they had this one thing in one issue where you had to solve the "puzzle" to figure out what pokemon's name it was trying to describe
  1138. [11:10:55] thetalkingpotato: LUL
  1139. [11:10:58] blizzaxe: like you'd see a squirt gun and a turtle. Squirtle.
  1140. [11:11:00] blizzaxe: or something
  1141. [11:11:13] blizzaxe: The one for Bulbasaur had a bull, a bass, and an oar
  1142. [11:11:15] plutiestare: cirComfy night tim, chat
  1143. [11:11:32] aifread: I wonder what happens if both pokemon die from poison on the same turn for the last prize on both sides?
  1144. [11:11:32] dangergreg: see ya
  1145. [11:11:40] shimmerfairy: Can you solve this one? A pickaxe, and a picture of Tim sneezing.
  1146. [11:11:44] thetalkingpotato: See ya @PlutieStare moon2CUTE
  1147. [11:11:45] blizzaxe: and so for the next several years, I spelled bulbasaur's name, and the names of all dinosaurs that ended with -aur - as bulbasoar
  1148. [11:12:05] dangergreg: pikachu
  1149. [11:12:06] aifread: The TCG really has a similar strat to the main games where you just wanna set up for a sweeper
  1150. [11:12:14] skygtr350: So it's Metronome?
  1151. [11:12:20] shimmerfairy: @Dangergreg you actually got it! :P
  1152. [11:12:25] dangergreg: thought it was cubchoo for a sec lol
  1153. [11:12:49] dangergreg: wait it did nothing?
  1154. [11:13:10] dangergreg: rip
  1155. [11:13:14] perciacalos: Use Spooky Ghost Attack
  1156. [11:13:29] thetalkingpotato: D:
  1157. [11:13:53] skygtr350: Use the other Mew that doesn't take damage from evolved pokemon
  1158. [11:13:55] aifread: Why did you give her more turns to set up Muk rgtWhy
  1159. [11:14:13] thetalkingpotato: ??
  1160. [11:14:14] aifread: I guess it doesn't matter though
  1161. [11:14:21] skygtr350: liz is a cheater
  1162. [11:14:24] perciacalos: Surprise?
  1163. [11:14:30] dangergreg: its pokemon power shuts yours off
  1164. [11:14:39] helzarian: Muk's power prevents all other pokemon powers
  1165. [11:14:42] helzarian: LUL
  1166. [11:15:00] thetalkingpotato: LuL
  1167. [11:15:00] perciacalos: Muk: the anti mew
  1168. [11:15:06] dangergreg: it was literally the only thing that could have done that lol
  1169. [11:15:06] skygtr350: Do The Wave
  1170. [11:15:14] blizzaxe: ok bed time
  1171. [11:15:18] dangergreg: aside from goop gas I guess
  1172. [11:15:20] blizzaxe: night Chat and Tim
  1173. [11:15:23] skygtr350: cirMiku
  1174. [11:15:25] communismfordummies: cirMiku
  1175. [11:15:27] helzarian: night dude
  1176. [11:15:39] dangergreg: same, think I gotta sleep
  1177. [11:15:45] dangergreg: night all
  1178. [11:16:40] helzarian: should have made a save stat before drawing
  1179. [11:17:01] xgaudion: Reading Cards? wixSanic
  1180. [11:17:05] xgaudion: Fuck that wixSanic
  1181. [11:17:12] helzarian: 100% dumb
  1182. [11:17:20] skygtr350: LuL
  1183. [11:17:27] arhowe: BlessRNG
  1184. [11:17:32] skygtr350: it decided it was tails before the save state
  1185. [11:17:36] helzarian: We're all dumb. That's why I stopped after my bachelor's degree
  1186. [11:17:44] perciacalos: But The Future Refused To Change . . .
  1187. [11:18:39] shimmerfairy: I half-wonder if Tim's so sick he doesn't know what time it is. :P
  1188. [11:18:45] skygtr350: great
  1189. [11:18:46] helzarian: gooder
  1190. [11:19:02] arhowe: no good goody gooder
  1191. [11:19:33] skygtr350: Machop is weak to psychic
  1192. [11:19:48] thetalkingpotato: LuL
  1193. [11:19:59] skygtr350: This RNG
  1194. [11:20:11] helzarian: its already determined
  1195. [11:20:27] perciacalos: I think you might have to manipulate it through menu button presses
  1196. [11:20:46] luckystar19: Pretty sure all coin flips are determine the moment you started the fight
  1197. [11:21:23] perciacalos: Most old games dont keep track of rng very well. To make it more random they adjust the rng every time you do something
  1198. [11:23:27] thetalkingpotato: abra LuL
  1199. [11:23:36] skygtr350: cirMiku
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