Thread 39: Stories 91-94

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>Celestia
"Chrysalis"
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>S-so, uh... what do you think they meant with that last post?

"..."

>...

"..."

>...We're fucked.
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>Pinkie
"SA"
'Cadence'
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>NOOOOO! MY ARCS FINALLY ENDING! NOOOOO I'M NOT READY TO GIVE BACK MY SPOTLIGHT YET! I'm finally not a forgotten pony anymore! DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO DASHIE LEVELS!

"Oh, come on, it's not that bad."

>YOU SHUT UP! You get all the screentime! What, do I have to try to sleep with you too in order to be a regular? Is that it? Do I have to try to ride the Shiny express to get some bucking SCREENTIME!?

"Well, no-"

>FINE!

"...What?"

>Heeeey, Shiny? You're wife and you are having some trouble. You know, there's more than just one kind of pinkie out there...

"...Are you serious-"

'FINE!'

>...
"..."

'YOU KNOW WHAT!? I'M TOTALLY SICK OF IT! I AM TOTALLY SICK OF EVERYONE TRYING TO SLEEP WITH YOU! And I'm even more sick of everyone pointing out you never get laid! So you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT!? She's fine! You can sleep with her and it's not cheating! Feel freeee to do whatever with her, in whatever way! It's totally free! FINE! FINE I SAY! AT LEAST IT ISN'T FREAKING CHRYSALIS! GO RIIIIGHT AHEAD!'

>...

"... You can't be serious-"

'TOTALLY AM! POP THOSE BALLOONS, I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK, BUT SHE CAN!'

>....

"...Can I get that in writing-"

'SIGNED! NOW DO WHATEVER!'

*STOMP STOMP STOMP!*

>...
"...You know we aren't going to-
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>...
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>...My booty hurts.
"Yeah, got caught up in the moment there, sorry."
>At least you used some lube...
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>Winona
"PJ"
'Blueblood'
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>Ha! And again, haha! It's me who they want to see do away with that ornery doll thing!

"So I see. Think you can manage that, though?"

>Provided a good distraction, I can! Victory will be mine and that infernal creature will be driven from the home of my orange pony!

"Least you're excited. I'll bring up my end for certain, what about you, Bluey?"

'...'

"Bluey...?"

>What is wrong with him, is he broken?

"I have no clue, he's an odd one, he is."

'Oh, don't mind me. Just over here still blown away that you can talk to animals.'

>RUDE!

"I know, right? No consideration for others feelings."

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Non-canon preview

>Pinkie
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CoWplXbeUw

>The karaoke was fun as folks sang their hearts out. The CMC finally got some screentime! People ate and are calling it a night. The battle for Canterlot Castle gets intense as a Chuckie doll finds a knife. Remember kids, don't run with knives. Applejack and Rarity gets into a fight about who picks up the check. What does the morning hold for us? Find out next time in thread 40: Here Comes the Sun ...and of course, sleeping fan service!
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