anon lives rent free in verosikas head part 3

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #650 & #658
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>anon lives rent free in verosikas head
>all because he said no
what does her ego and honor as a succubus demand her to do?
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>I know what ill do!
>Ill make him fall so hopelessly in love with me he'll beg to be my boyfriend!
>This plan is without flaw!
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>her face when the succubus realises that when she confronts a Human who is immune to her powers that she's terrible at seduction
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>Verosika has basically been playing seduction on easy mode this whole time
>She's got performance enhancing lust magic
>Training wheels on all her pickup lines
>Bumpers on the bowling lane to her pusy
>With those negated, she finds she couldn't flirt her way out of a wet paper bag.
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Alright more Anon lives rent free inside Verosika's head.
>Week 2 of Anon being "hounded" by strange women
>He has no idea where these ugly little women keep coming from but they keep trying to get him to go down allyways or behind the local Denny's
>There must be some sort of a serious prostitution problem in this town
>Anon walks home only to be tackled into the nearest bush by two red blurrs
>"YES! WE FKING GOT THE SLIPPERY BASTARD! Loona get open that fucking portal open and lets G.Double O!"
>A bag gets slapped onto Anons head and they move through the portal with Anon screaming and shoving for dear life.
>Blitzo pulls out his phone the second they get back
>"Hey btch we got your man, and yeah he isn't harmed... well we did have to hit him over the head a few times to get him to stop screaming but thats about it."
>Everyone in the office can here the sqwees of girlish delight from the other side of the phone
>"I'll be right there! For once in your life Blitzo you've actually done something good!"
>beep beep beep
>"fucking btch..."
>Verosika jumps in her car and peels out all the way down to IMP and kicks in the door
>"Where is he?!"
>Loona whose currently looking at her computer just point to the sofa down the hall
>Verosika walks over to him and put a hand on his chest and slowly takes off the bag over his head
>"I've finally found you."
>Anon looks around the room
"Wh-what the hell just happned... am I in an office building?!"
>Verosika puts a finger to his lips
>"Sssh don't say a word baby lets get you out of this drab little office and somewhere we can... express ourselves more."
"The hell are you?"
>Verosika rolls her eyes and changes into her human form"
>"Remember me now?"
>oh fk, its the chick he called a faot
>Of course that would come back to bite him in the ass
"You-how.... what?!"
>"Enough questions for now Anon, now you're coming with me."
>She finally manages to put him in her car with some of Moxxie and Millies help and drives off
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>Anon's have a mental battle in his head
>Oh god Anon stay calm, its just a girl, a girl with fking hrns and a forked tongue that wants you for insulting her!"
>Hey maybe she'll quickly kill you and get it over with
>Fat chance you fking moron if she wanted you dead she would have done so by now
>Then what the fk does she want
>The car finally stops
>"Here we are now darling, welcome to my very private crib."
"Um... c-can you untie me now miss?"
>"Miss? Honey you really don't know me do you? The names Verosika, Top pop idol of hell and shooting for #1 on earth."
"....Fking who?!"
>Verosika frowns and begins untying Anon
>Anon steps into the huge house with spacious white tiles
>"Like it?"
>Anon turns to see Verosika absolutely brimming
"Uh... yeah its really nice in here."
>Verosika sits down in a nice fur couch and pats for him to come sit next to her.
>Anon does as he's told however reluctantly and Verosika takes a swig from her flask
>"So I've gotta ask you something... Why did you reject me? Are your standards so fking high that someone as great as me couldn't even bring you to say yes?"
>Her smile is replaced with a frown as she says that last bit
"No! No no I.. I just get so nervous around g-girls that I say the first thing that pops in my head."
>She raises an eyebrow at this
>"So you think I'm a faot?!"
"Oh god no! I was... trying to talk myself up and it just fell out like it always does. I-I'm sorry I must have offended you."
>Verosika begins laughing hysterically
>"Holy sht I thought I could smell fking virgin on you! Oh man this is too fking good!"
>with this Verosika grabs Anon and pulls him down
>"Lets change that yeah?"
>Anon gulps
>Verosika's tail flicks a button and the surround system turns on
*play Cécile Corbel - Jardin secret (lyrics video)*
>Anon's in for a wild time
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LE FIN
also this is just a bad ending, I'll post a more later