[FR] Patronizing

>Be anon
>Have been in Ponyville for one week
>Made good friends with most of the ponies
>Except for one
>She keeps stalking you
>Hasn't bothered to talk to you once
>You tried saying hi, and she jumped in the bushes

>Wake up
>Do daily triple S
>Hear a knock at the door
"Now who could that be?"
>Open door
>It's fucking Fluttershy
>"Um. Excuse me, Mr. Anon. Are timid ponies your fetish?"
>Oh wow
>That's hilarious
>She has a crush on you
>You pat her head
"Aww, does someone have a crush on me?"
>She's starting to get a little pissed
>"I... I'm serious Anon. Do you have a fetish?"
>You start to crack up
>This pone serious
"Aww, you're trying to guess my fetish? That's adorable!"
>Yellow pone now visibly pissed
>Lungest forward to try and pounce you to the ground
>Feels like she weighs 2 pounds
>She keeps pushing, but accomplishes nothing
"Fluttershy, that tickles"
>Angry yellow pone keeps trying, motivated by your taunting
>And keeps failing
>You lift her up by her hind leg
>And tickle her foot
"Tickle tickle tickle"
>"Stop, Anon, stop."
>You keep at it for another 30 seconds while she undergoes uncontrollable giggling
>You stop, and she struggles to break free
"Aww, who's a weak widdle pony"
>"Anon, is your fetish being a FUCKING DICKHEAD!?"
"Yes."
>And you spent the rest of the day patronizing
>Fucking Fluttershy