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- 'Butler?'
- The bodyguard reached into a pocket and drew out a half-pint of the finest Irish whiskey. Artemis took the bottle and held it teasingly beyond the shadows. He barely had time to remove his goggles when the claw-like hand darted from the gloom to snatch the whiskey. A mottled green hand. There was no doubt.
- Artemis swallowed a triumphant grin.
- ...
- 'One, you refuse to give us the Book and we go home, leaving you to rot in this sewer.'
- 'Yes,' said the fairy. 'I choose this option.'
- 'Ah no. Don't be so eager. If we leave without the Book, you will be dead in a day.'
- 'A day! A day!'The healer laughed. 'I will outlive you by a century. Even fairies tethered to the human realm can survive the ages.'
- 'Not with half a pint of holy water inside them,' said Artemis, tapping the now empty whiskey bottle.
- The fairy blanched, then screamed, a high keening horrible sound.
- 'Holy water! You have murdered me, human.'
- 'True,' admitted Artemis. 'It should start to burn any minute now.'
- -Artemis Fowl, Chapter 1
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