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Artemis- Tricking Healer

Nov 24th, 2021
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  1. 'Butler?'
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  3. The bodyguard reached into a pocket and drew out a half-pint of the finest Irish whiskey. Artemis took the bottle and held it teasingly beyond the shadows. He barely had time to remove his goggles when the claw-like hand darted from the gloom to snatch the whiskey. A mottled green hand. There was no doubt.
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  5. Artemis swallowed a triumphant grin.
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  7. 'One, you refuse to give us the Book and we go home, leaving you to rot in this sewer.'
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  9. 'Yes,' said the fairy. 'I choose this option.'
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  11. 'Ah no. Don't be so eager. If we leave without the Book, you will be dead in a day.'
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  13. 'A day! A day!'The healer laughed. 'I will outlive you by a century. Even fairies tethered to the human realm can survive the ages.'
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  15. 'Not with half a pint of holy water inside them,' said Artemis, tapping the now empty whiskey bottle.
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  17. The fairy blanched, then screamed, a high keening horrible sound.
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  19. 'Holy water! You have murdered me, human.'
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  21. 'True,' admitted Artemis. 'It should start to burn any minute now.'
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  23. -Artemis Fowl, Chapter 1
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