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- /worstteam/
- >Pregame
- Say your Hail Mary's and mentally come to peace with your life
- Sub the best conditioned nonmedals
- If ACTIVATE THE DOUBLE MEMENPRESS is subbed on, ACTIVATE THE DOUBLE MEMENPRESS
- Set the bottom DMF to corners
- >Subs at 60
- Sub 3 most tired nonmedals
- If ACTIVATE THE DOUBLE MEMENPRESS is subbed on, ACTIVATE THE DOUBLE MEMENPRESS
- If ACTIVATE THE DOUBLE MEMENPRESS is subbed off, turn off the double memenpress
- /troll/
- Sub in the best condition non medals (GK, CB, DMF, CMF)
- subs at 65, most tired non medals for best condition, if the opponent lists "subs when the opponent do them", don't do subs at all
- /cwc/
- ======Pre-Game======
- Sub using the attacking formation.
- Do not sub in the 2 CBs at the bottom of the bench (Ian Brandon and Man in the Pickle Suit) as they are for super sub memes.
- Manual Subs by best condition.
- Make sure all medals are on the field and playing in position. The silver wing-mids should be the ones higher up.
- ======During Game======
- At 70:
- Sub the non-medal wing mids.
- Sub the worst condition CB for either Ian Brandon or Man in the Pickle Suit.
- Extra Time:
- Sub in a CB idk
- If it goes to penalties make the GK take the 5th.
- ======OH FUCK======
- In the event of a red card or injury with no subs, put Virgin with Rage in that spot.
- In the event of an injury, sub in the best condition player.
- /4ccg/
- -Open /4ccg/
- -you are only allowed to accept management instructions from the thread
- -if anyone in the thread requests that chat or commentators manage the team, that IS allowed
- /bird/
- Start on Preset 1.
- Manually sub by ability.
- Make sure fullbacks are on corners after subbing.
- +1 mentality from start.
- First Half:
- If down by 2, switch to preset 2
- Halftime:
- If tied, switch to Preset 2.
- If down, switch to Preset 3.
- If up by 2 now or later, sub out the lower conditioned medal AMF and put in the best conditioned bench AMF (priority on Noot Noot) and make sure it has Counter Target. We must meme to the end, my friend.
- 65:
- Sub out the two most tired non-medals.
- Switch to Preset 3 if tied or down later.
- /KH/
- none
- /moege/
- Ball can be either "Tiny Hat" or "UOOH Ball"
- At pre-match, sub most-tired best condition non-medals in. DO NOT SUB "All Ages Moeplotge" in unless one of the gods got suspended previously. No matter what.
- Subs at 70' when +2 kicks in.
- At extra time, sub out the most tired non-medal.
- For Penalty kicks, medals first then GK then best condition.
- If one of the golds gets suspended, sub "All Ages Moeplotge" for that player. If any other player (including silvers) gets suspended, sub him/her out for best condition (that includes double A players).
- kys
- /scp/
- none
- /gt/
- start p1 sub manually by condition non-medals (GK, fullbacks, CBs and 1 of the CMFs)
- choose any kit that you want
- if a player scores 3 or more goals feel free to play any goalhorn of your choice (even if said player has its own goalhorn)
- every time the team concedes a goal or does something stupid, play "chantfail" (>failing licences in 2004+17).
- 0'-45': if losing by 2, reduce the defensive line to 3 and go +1
- 45'-65': if losing go preset 2
- subs at 65', sub out the 3 most tired non-medals
- 65'-90': if winning stay on p1, if drawing stay on p2, if losing go p3
- if moon over the castle is chosen as the MOTM play the moon over the castle special victory anthem (it's one of the goalhorn buttons in the 4ccm)
- /wonderland/
- Slam them chants.
- ======================SUBS========================
- -You can use the LB/RB double A for subs
- -Only use CB/AMF double A if all available options are blue/purple
- -Subs at 65', fullbacks and nonmedal AMF
- ======================CHANGES========================
- -If losing by 2+/slurping at half time, switch to P2
- -If still losing by 2+/slurping after subs, switch to P3
- ======================EXTRA TIME========================
- -ET Sub: most tired nonmedal
- -PKs: arrange by medals then by conditions
- /l/
- none
- /sk2/
- SK2 Pastebin
- --Manually sub nonmedals for best condition
- --LB taking left corners, RB taking right corners
- If tied or losing at halftime, switch to P2
- If losing at subs or anytime after, switch to P3
- Subs at 65':
- -- most tired fullback, CMF, and wingmidfielder
- ET sub if needed:
- -- other fullback
- Benuldies if needed:
- -- best condition, medals go 3rd-6th
- /eurovision/
- >Pregame
- Sub best conditioned LM, RM, nonmedal CB
- Sub the nonmedal SS(AMF, fluid bullshit) - Best conditioned of €250k Shitpost, Memedova, Too Gay For Russia
- Sub the nonmedal AMF(DMF, fluid bullshit) - Best conditioned of Babushka, Mystic Flo Rida, I Will Murder You, or Greece Douze Points
- Corners - LM on Right and RM on Left
- If a medal is suspended, put in the corresponding nonmedal in their spot. If the CF is suspended, make him an SS.
- >Subs
- Subs at 60
- 3 most tired nonmedals, follow the pre-game instructions
- >Once Subs have come in
- Set the best conditioned between Verka or the nonmedal SS to join the attack. Prioritize Verka if tied.
- /geoguessr/
- none
- /euro2020/
- Pre match:
- Sub in the best conditioned following these rules:
- GK: Any
- RB: Screaming Swiss Fan, Hush Captain Nationalism and Crying German Girl are all eligible
- CB: Leave He's Dying? where he is, sub in best conditioned on the other side
- DM: Any
- CM: Any 2
- CF: Penaldo, Missed Pen, >Mbrappe and Flopmobile are all eligible
- Set Piece Settings:
- Penalties:
- *If *kneels out of euros* is starting, you are fine. Carry on
- *If *kneels out of euros* was subbed, put Penaldo on penalties
- *If Penaldo is also not starting, put Flopmobile on penalties
- *If Flopmobile is also not starting, put Tango's Barmy Army on
- Corners:
- *If SAY THE LINE ANGLOS is starting, you are fine. Carry on
- *If he has been subbed, put the starting LCM on left and the starting RCM on right
- Captaincy:
- *If CHADiellini is starting, you are fine. Carry on
- *If he has been subbed, set He's Dying? as the captain
- Sub time: 60-70 (match up with whatever the other team wants if it's in that range, if not specified, sub at 65):
- Sub out the 3 most tired non-medals for their best conditioned sub. If doing this has caused any of *kneels out of euros*, Penaldo or Flopmobile to come on or off pitch, follow the penalties rule above to fix.
- If the game goes to extra time, use the 4th sub for the most tired non-medal at the time, again following penalty rules if either of the 3 mentioned were involved.
- Special Occurrences:
- *If Tango's Barmy Army gets injured, sub in Hush Captain Nationalism at LB. If he is starting at RB, move him over and sub in a new RB
- *If He's Dying? gets injured, sub the best conditioned CB in
- *If >Poorata gets injured, sub in Missed Pen at RW. If he is starting at CF, move him over and sub in a new CF
- *If It's Coming Rome gets injured, sub in >Mbrappe at LW. If he is starting at CF, move him over and sub in a new CF
- *If any non-medal injuries, sub for best replacement
- *If any player gets sent off, swap the red carded player with the DM so they are in the DM position and sub the DM off for an in-position replacement. If a medal gets a red card, follow the above rules with the DM sub
- If the game goes to penalties, set the players in the following postions:
- *The best conditioned out of Reject Conk and Missed Pen should be set to take 1st
- *Flopmobile should be set to take 2nd
- *He's Dying? should be set to take 3rd
- *>Mbrappe should be set to take 4th
- **kneels out of euros* should be set to take 5th
- If there are players in that top 5 that aren't on the pitch at the time of penalties, fill gaps with this order
- *The other player out of Reject Conk and Missed Pen
- *Penaldo
- *It's Coming Rome
- *>Poorata
- *Tango's Barmy Army
- After this, just sort by conditions and go
- /rgg/
- idk you the man now dog
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