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Cooties Hd Full Movie Download
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The teacher and aspirant writer Clint Hadson returns from New York to the house of his mother in Ft. Chicken, Illinois, to write a horror novel and work as substitute in the local elementary school. He meets his former schoolmate and crush Lucy McCormick, who is also a teacher and is dating the strong teacher Wade Johnson. Meanwwhile the student Shelly Linker eats a chicken nugget contaminated with a virus. During Clint&#39;s class, Shelley is bullied by the boy Patriot and bites him on the face. During the playtime, the infection is spread in the yard among the students that eat the school staff. Soon the teachers find under siege of the zombie students. Will they survive the attack?
COOTIES is a horror comedy with unexpected laughs and unapologetic thrills. When a cafeteria food virus turns elementary school children into killer zombies, a group of misfit teachers must band together to escape the playground carnage. The film stars Elijah Wood (The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings), Rainn Wilson (&quot;The Office&quot;), and Alison Pill (&quot;The Newsroom&quot;) as teachers who fight to survive the mayhem while hilariously bickering in an uncomfortable love triangle on the worst Monday of their lives.
I was really excited for this one. Heard a lot about this movie and thought that the basic premise and setting were pure genius. It seemed like a sure-fire recipe to make a really wild and entertaining twist on the whole zombie genre with maybe some subtle social commentary on the education system, how we treat/view children, etc.<br/><br/>But then the movie started and everything about it was just so flat and terrible. In a movie like this, you don&#39;t need a ton of back story or character development, but you do want just enough to relate to the main characters, understand them, and ultimately come to care about what happens to them. This movie completely fails to establish any of this on any level. You learn that the Elijah Wood character is a struggling novelist--and that&#39;s it. The other faculty members are introduced as cartoony and poorly realized bad-sitcom stereotypes and try though you might, you can&#39;t make yourself care about what happens to any of them--not even a little.<br/><br/>The story unfolds in the most bland and predictable way imaginable. There are no interesting reveals, plot twists, character revelations--nothing. There&#39;s no build-up of suspense, sense of urgency, or mounting anticipation. The middle of the movie is just a series of meaningless and completely unentertaining story beats that drag on and start to make you wonder if this might have worked better as a short film or Saturday Night Live sketch.<br/><br/>But all of those faults might have easily been forgiven if the movie had succeeded at being laugh-out-loud funny. Unfortunately, the comedy is where this movie completely and totally strikes out. The attempts at humor are all totally obvious, tired, and lame. Rainn Wilson does a decent job but even he&#39;s wasted here. There is absolutely no sense of comedic timing or chemistry between the cast and their jokes and interactions all fall completely flat. With the exception of Rainn Wilson, this is clearly a group of actors and filmmakers who have absolutely no experience with comedic material and it shows. Worst of all, the comedy has no real edge or bite to it at all.<br/><br/>So to sum it up--&quot;Cooties&quot; is a movie with a great premise and setting, but tedious storytelling, unmemorable characters, and, most disappointing of all, attempts at humor and comedy that miss the mark so badly, you come to fear the next joke more than the next zombie attack.
I can&#39;t believe I am actually saying this. But anyone that tried to teach kids these days or dealt with rebellious kids that act like spoiled brats. That just attack and bash on adults for no apparent reason, although you didn&#39;t do anything wrong to them. Can understand from the view point of the protagonist in this movie. He isn&#39;t very likable but he is understandable, if that makes sense. So although this movie has it&#39;s flaws, I did like the premise of this movie. Maybe because of the super exaggerated and yet realistic portrayal of kids and teachers these days. So for a video on demand movie, it&#39;s actually really worth the a rental. Especially if you like these style of movies, with exaggerated and yet quirky characters and zombie kids. The only viewers I think that would really hate this movie. Is super prudes that take things way too seriously. And viewers that only look at movies positively for artistic values. Or viewers that only like serious suspenseful horror movies with lots of scares. However the main show stealer once again is Rainn Wilson. He is one of the main reasons I wanted to check this movie out and he doesn&#39;t disappoint. Also watching the survivors, try to make it through elementary school alive was just fun for the most part. Even though there really isn&#39;t all that much to the story besides the characters arguing with one another about what the best approach is to make it out alive. But that is what zombie flicks is. As long as the interactions, direction and zombie action is fun, that is usually what makes this genre work. Well at least for the most part. There are some plot holes that doesn&#39;t make much sense though, but isn&#39;t so stupid to the point it took me out of the movie.<br/><br/>6.8/10
Both effectively terrifying and hilarious.
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