Aros wakes up in the morning with the bluest balls you’ve ever seen, and a dick more bent than a curly fry. He drives off to work in his Trabant. As he’s driving there, he sees a school bus and pops a boner. He thinks in his mind, "No, no, I’m going to work, this is NOT ok.". He continues driving to work. He arrives at the Facepunch headquarters. He asks the big man himself "Hey Garry, I really think we should add buses to rust.". Garry replies "But we haven’t even added cars, or any matter of transportation for that matter yet!". Aros replies "Yeah… but when you do… please add buses… for you know… carrying around people and stuff, you know?". Garry responds "I guess I’ll get on that, but it’ll take a while.". Aros gets to his desk and starts working on Garry’s Mod, only to break advanced duplicator 2 and make Trouble in Terrorist Town "better". He finishes doing that by the end of the day, and drives home to his wife and family.

	He and his family are at the table eating dinner, and asks "Could you please pass the bus.. i-I MEAN SALT. Could you pass the salt?". Later that night, he takes one of his children’s die-cast buses and his bottle of lube to his room where his computer resides. He returns to the Russian site from the previous night and searches up bus porn. Right before he starts, his wife says through the locked door, "Hey Timmy was looking for his die-cast bus you got him for his birthday, do you know where it is?". Aros says "Sorry I don’t know, I’m a bit busy right now". She replies "Oh, alright" and heads off to Timmy’s room to tell him dad didn’t know where the bus was.

	Aros begins to lube up his hand and the bus. He opens a video and begins to violently jerk off. He gets a bit of pre cum on the bus and sticks it in his asshole. He continues to jerk off harder and more violently. When he comes, the bus comes flying out of his ass like a bullet. It hits the ground, and it explodes into a wave of shit, covering all of his windows and turning anything chrome dark brown. He heads off to bed after he cleans himself up.

	He wakes up the next morning and heads off to work as usual. He sees a school bus go by, and explosively cums in his pants almost immediately. He has to pull over and wipe it off with his 2 week old McDonalds napkin. He gets to work and heads inside Garry’s office. When he meets Garry he asks "Have you added buses to Rust yet?". Garry angrily responds with "No, and you should stop asking. They’ll come eventually, when Rust is finished.". Archie replies "Oh. Sorry" and heads off to his desk to work on Garry’s Mod some more. This time, he attempts to "fix" DarkRP by breaking Expression 2. He almost finishes with it, then heads home for the night.

	Earlier that day, his wife had gone into his room to find the die-cast bus. She picks it up thinking Timmy found it and it had chocolate on it. She smells it to check, and jerks it away when she realizes what it was. She heads over to the sink thinking "Boy, I’m gonna beat Aros’s ass when he gets home…". She goes over to Timmy and regrettably tells him "Timmy, I’m sorry but I accidentally threw out your toy bus.". Timmy is heartbroken.

	When Daddy Aros gets home, his wife screams at him "I know what you were doing with that bus. I went through your browsing history. That site is not OK. Your kink is not OK.". Aros responds "I have no idea what you’re talking about.". She responds "Timmy is heartbroken. I had to tell him I accidentally threw away the toy bus you GOT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. I don’t trust you with the children. Get out of here and take your things. Don’t come back.".