Potential delicious meals

2: Medical Pastaco: 6.5 avg (40 turns of Helvella Health: +20 HP Regen Max, +10 HP Regen Min, +100 Maximum HP)
2: Energy Buzz Pastaco: 6.5 avg (40 turns of Stemonitis Storm: +10 MP Regen Max, +5 MP Regen Min, +50 Maximum MP)
2: Ludovico Pastaco: 6.5 avg (40 turns of Tremella Tremens: +40 Item Drop)
1: disco biscuit: 6.5 avg (100 turns of Buttermilk Boogie: +40 HP Regen Max, +20 HP Regen Min, +50 Initiative, +50 Moxie Percent)
5: water log: 6.5 avg
1: ice rice: 6.5 avg
3: fishy fish lasagna: 6.3 avg
3: gnat lasagna: 6.3 avg
3: long pork lasagna: 6.3 avg
1: tempura carrot: 6 avg
1: tempura cucumber: 6 avg
1: tempura avocado: 6 avg
1: tempura radish: 6 avg
1: snow crab: 6 avg
5: karma shawarma: 6 avg
1: mouth-watering mayolus: 6 avg
2: iceberg lettuce: 6 avg (50 turns of Headstrong: +100 Maximum HP, +50 Muscle Percent, +25 Weapon Damage)
2: Beefy Crunch Pastaco: 5.8 avg (40 turns of Boletus Swoletus: +40 Muscle)
2: Brain Food Pastaco: 5.8 avg (40 turns of Omphalotus Omnipresence: +40 Mysticality)
2: Cool Brunch Pastaco: 5.8 avg (40 turns of Gyromitra Gymnastics: +40 Moxie)
4: browser cookie: 5.8 avg
1: Knob pasty: 5.5 avg
2: skeleton quiche: 5.5 avg
1: liquid bread: 5.5 avg (20 turns of Comprehensively Nourished: +2 Experience)
1: deviled egg: 5.5 avg
2: This Charming Flan: 5.5 avg
3: filet of The Fish: 5.5 avg
3: warm war shawarma: 5.5 avg (30 turns of Shawarma Warm War: +3 Cold Resistance, +25 Hot Damage, +25 Hot Spell Damage, +15 Muscle, +50 Muscle Percent, +3 Spooky Resistance)
2: bowl of maggots: 5.5 avg
1: jumping horseradish: 5.5 avg (50 turns of Kicked in the Sinuses: +100 Meat Drop)
4: fancy beef jerky: 5.1 avg
5: hot hi mein: 5.1 avg (5 turns of Hot Breath)
5: cold hi mein: 5.1 avg (5 turns of Cold Breath)
5: spooky hi mein: 5.1 avg (5 turns of Spooky Breath)
5: stinky hi mein: 5.1 avg (5 turns of Stinky Breath)
5: sleazy hi mein: 5.1 avg (5 turns of Sleazy Breath)
6: fleetwood mac 'n' cheese: 5.1 avg
3: sausage wonton: 5 avg
1: rook cookie: 5 avg (30 turns of Towering Strength: +200 Muscle Percent)
1: bishop cookie: 5 avg (30 turns of Mitre Cut: +200 Mysticality Percent)
1: knight cookie: 5 avg (30 turns of Knightlife: +200 Moxie Percent)
1: king cookie: 5 avg (30 turns of The Royal We: +50 Experience)
1: queen cookie: 5 avg (0 turns of Towering Strength: +200 Muscle Percent)
1: bag of QWOP: 5 avg (10 turns of QWOPped Up: -100 Initiative)
3: whole roasted chicken: 5 avg
1: Sogg-Os: 5 avg
1: initiative shawarma: 5 avg (30 turns of Shawarma Initiative: +150 Initiative)
2: popular tart: 5 avg
2: pixel banana: 5 avg (40 turns of Going Ape: +30 Item Drop)
2: pixel lemon: 5 avg
3: super salad: 4.8 avg
3: tofu wonton: 4.8 avg
3: beer basted brat: 4.8 avg
3: ultrafondue: 4.8 avg (30 turns of Fondid: +15 Monster Level)
4: herbal stuffing: 4.5 avg
3: nutty organic salad: 4.5 avg
2: bat-shaped Crimboween cookie: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Bells in the Batfry: +10 Moxie Percent)
2: skull-shaped Crimboween cookie: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Bells in the Batfry: +10 Moxie Percent)
2: tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Crimbo Epiphany: +10 Mysticality Percent)
3: super ka-bob: 4.5 avg
2: blob-shaped Crimbo cookie: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Amorphous Cheer: +50 Moxie Percent, +50 Muscle Percent, +50 Mysticality Percent)
1: tempura broccoli: 4.5 avg (20 turns of Down With Chow: +10 Familiar Weight)
2: badass pie: 4.5 avg (20 turns of Pie in the Sky: +2 Moxie Experience, +2 Muscle Experience, +2 Mysticality Experience)
2: shoo-fish pie: 4.5 avg (20 turns of Fishy)
2: circular CRIMBCOOKIE: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Mystic Circle: +10 Mysticality Percent)
2: triangular CRIMBCOOKIE: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Triangle, Man: +10 Muscle Percent)
2: square CRIMBCOOKIE: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Square to be Hip: +10 Moxie Percent)
1: dinner roll: 4.5 avg
1: cold mashed potatoes: 4.5 avg
1: whole turkey leg: 4.5 avg
3: witch's bread: 4.5 avg (20 turns of Witch Breaded: +100 Mysticality Percent, +20 Spell Critical Percent, +200 Spell Damage Percent)
1: cinnamon cannoli: 4.5 avg
10: deluxe layer cake: 4.5 avg
1: actual tapas: 4.5 avg
2: petit fortran: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Petit Forbearance: +20 HP Regen Max, +10 HP Regen Min, +10 MP Regen Max, +8 MP Regen Min)
2: java cookie: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Updated: +20 Moxie, +20 Muscle, +20 Mysticality)
2: cookie cookie: 4.5 avg (10 turns of Cookie Backup)
1: enticing mayolus: 4.5 avg
3: hamlet sandwich: 4.5 avg (50 turns of Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet: +50 Maximum HP Percent, +50 Maximum MP Percent)
2: VYKEA meatballs: 4.5 avg
1: tin of submardines: 4.5 avg (50 turns of Appeteyes: +50 Food Drop)
3: can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce: 4.3 avg
5: Fettris: 4.3 avg
5: fusillocybin: 4.3 avg
5: prescription noodles: 4.3 avg
4: Knob lo mein: 4.3 avg
4: Knoll lo mein: 4.3 avg
4: spooky lo mein: 4.3 avg
2: chocolate-covered scarab beetle: 4.3 avg
6: spaghetti con calaveras: 4.2 avg (10 turns of Eso Sí Que Es)
5: libertagliatelle: 4.1 avg
5: turkish mostaccioli: 4.1 avg
5: linguini of the sea: 4.1 avg
6: spaghetti with Skullheads: 4.1 avg
6: gnocchetti di Nietzsche: 4.1 avg
3: asparagus lo mein: 4 avg
3: olive lo mein: 4 avg
2: piping organ pie: 4 avg
2: igloo pie: 4 avg
2: stomach turnover: 4 avg
2: dead lights pie: 4 avg
2: throbbing organ pie: 4 avg
1: cool jelly donut: 4 avg (30 turns of Filled with Magic: +100 Spell Damage Percent)
1: shrapnel jelly donut: 4 avg (30 turns of Filled with Magic: +100 Spell Damage Percent)
1: occult jelly donut: 4 avg (30 turns of Filled with Magic: +100 Spell Damage Percent)
1: thyme jelly donut: 4 avg
1: frozen danish: 4 avg (30 turns of Danish Cunning: +25 Pickpocket Chance)
1: smashed danish: 4 avg (30 turns of Danish Cunning: +25 Pickpocket Chance)
1: forbidden danish: 4 avg (30 turns of Danish Cunning: +25 Pickpocket Chance)
1: cool cat claw: 4 avg (30 turns of Feline Ferocity: +100 Weapon Damage Percent)
1: blunt cat claw: 4 avg (30 turns of Feline Ferocity: +100 Weapon Damage Percent)
1: shadowy cat claw: 4 avg (30 turns of Feline Ferocity: +100 Weapon Damage Percent)
3: cheezburger: 4 avg (50 turns of Yes, Can Haz)
2: hamburger: 4 avg
1: root beer: 4 avg
2: Miserable Pie: 4 avg (50 turns of Smithsness Dinner: +10 Smithsness)
4: candy carrot cake: 4 avg (30 turns of Improved Candy Vision: +25 Candy Drop)
2: Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco: 4 avg
1: ultra-deluxe cupcake: 4 avg
5: crudles: 4 avg
5: agnolotti arboli: 4 avg
5: spaghetti with ghost balls: 4 avg
2: gooey lava globs: 4 avg
2: bowl of eyeballs: 4 avg (30 turns of Your Eyes are Peeled!: +25 Item Drop)
2: bowl of mummy guts: 4 avg (30 turns of Guts Feeling: +50 Meat Drop)
2: robin flan: 4 avg
1: plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans: 4 avg
3: insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito: 3.8 avg
3: fishy fish casserole: 3.8 avg
3: gnatloaf casserole: 3.8 avg
3: long pork casserole: 3.8 avg
4: Boris's key lime pie: 3.8 avg
4: Jarlsberg's key lime pie: 3.8 avg
4: Sneaky Pete's key lime pie: 3.8 avg
4: digital key lime pie: 3.8 avg
4: star key lime pie: 3.8 avg
2: extra-flat panini: 3.8 avg
4: very hot lunch: 3.8 avg (100 turns of Inner Warmth: +5 Cold Resistance)
4: lava cake: 3.8 avg (60 turns of Demonic Flavor: +10 Hot Damage, +2 Hot Resistance)
5: fettucini Inconnu: 3.7 avg
5: linguini immondizia bianco: 3.7 avg
5: shells a la shellfish: 3.7 avg
3: Crimbo pie: 3.7 avg
3: pear tart: 3.7 avg
3: peach pie: 3.7 avg
3: tube of cranberry Go-Goo: 3.7 avg
3: insanely spicy bean burrito: 3.5 avg
5: ghuol guolash: 3.5 avg
3: insanely spicy jumping bean burrito: 3.5 avg
3: tofurkey leg: 3.5 avg
3: candied yams: 3.5 avg
1: handful of nuts and berries: 3.5 avg
4: single-serving herbal stuffing: 3.5 avg
1: tempura cauliflower: 3.5 avg (20 turns of Low on the Hog: +100 Meat Drop)
2: banana milkshake: 3.5 avg
4: incredible pizza: 3.5 avg
1: can of sardines: 3.5 avg
1: high-calorie sugar substitute: 3.5 avg
1: pat of butter: 3.5 avg
3: grilled cheese sandwich: 3.5 avg
2: D roll: 3.5 avg (20 turns of On a Roll: +25 Food Drop)
3: neutron lollipop: 3.5 avg
5: fusilli marrownarrow: 3.5 avg
5: suggestive strozzapreti: 3.5 avg
1: plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans: 3.5 avg
1: plate of Frigid Northern Beans: 3.5 avg
1: plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas: 3.5 avg
1: plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans: 3.5 avg
1: plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans: 3.5 avg
1: hardboiled egg: 3.5 avg (50 turns of Too Noir For Snoir: +50 Monster Level)
3: delicious spicy noodles: 3.3 avg
3: Knob sausage stir-fry: 3.3 avg
3: bat wing stir-fry: 3.3 avg
3: rat appendix stir-fry: 3.3 avg
2: pr0n stir-fry: 3.3 avg
2: tofurkey gravy: 3.3 avg
2: cactus fruit: 3.3 avg
2: centipede eggs: 3.3 avg (10 turns of Somewhat Poisoned: -7 Moxie, -50 Moxie Percent, -7 Muscle, -50 Muscle Percent, -7 Mysticality, -50 Mysticality Percent)
2: savoy truffle: 3.3 avg
2: bunch of square grapes: 3.3 avg
2: brown sugar cane: 3.3 avg (3 turns of Sugar Rush: +20 Initiative, +5 Moxie Percent, +5 Muscle Percent, -10 Mysticality Percent)
2: white chocolate chip brownies: 3.3 avg
2: cupcake-in-a-cup: 3.3 avg (10 turns of Cake Caked: +50 Mysticality Percent)
2: Strix stix: 3.3 avg (40 turns of Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts: +5 Familiar Weight)
3: rotting beefsteak: 3.2 avg (30 turns of Cowrruption: +30 Moxie Limit, +30 Muscle Limit, +200 Spell Damage Percent, +200 Weapon Damage Percent)
4: Hell ramen: 3.1 avg
4: S.T.L.T.: 3.1 avg
4: devil hair pasta: 3.1 avg
4: spagecialetti: 3.1 avg
3: spicy noodles: 3 avg
3: spicy enchanted bean burrito: 3 avg
4: boring spaghetti: 3 avg
1: asparagus stir-fry: 3 avg
1: olive stir-fry: 3 avg
1: tofu stir-fry: 3 avg
4: Knob stuffed shells: 3 avg
4: bätzle: 3 avg
4: ratini: 3 avg
4: Knob stroganoff: 3 avg
4: menudo ravioli: 3 avg
2: Manetwich: 3 avg
3: cherry pie: 3 avg
1: Genalen™ Bottle: 3 avg
1: mixed wildflower greens: 3 avg
1: handful of walnuts: 3 avg
1: brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings: 3 avg
1: frat brats: 3 avg
1: knob ka-bobs: 3 avg
1: candy stake: 3 avg
1: gingerbread horror: 3 avg
2: fishy fish: 3 avg
2: gnatloaf: 3 avg
2: long pork chop sandwiches: 3 avg
2: unidentified jerky: 3 avg
1: plum: 3 avg
1: pear: 3 avg
1: peach: 3 avg
2: protein paste: 3 avg (10 turns of Pasty: +50 Muscle Percent)
2: yellow matter custard: 3 avg
1: bucket of honey: 3 avg (50 turns of Sugar Rush: +20 Initiative, +5 Moxie Percent, +5 Muscle Percent, -10 Mysticality Percent)
2: liver and let pie: 3 avg
1: Knob jelly donut: 3 avg
1: Knob nuts: 3 avg
1: good brain: 3 avg
1: slice of pizza: 3 avg
2: jungle floor wax: 3 avg (20 turns of Wax On Your Shoes: +25 Initiative, +15 Moxie)
1: candy carrot: 3 avg (10 turns of Improved Candy Vision: +25 Candy Drop)
1: mulberry: 3 avg
3: moose chocolate: 3 avg
3: ham steak: 3 avg
1: "meat" stick: 3 avg (50 turns of Empty Inside: +50 Booze Drop, +50 Food Drop)
1: Choco-Mint patty: 3 avg (25 turns of Alpine Mintiness: +25 Maximum HP, +25 Maximum MP, +25 Spell Damage, +25 Weapon Damage)
1: standard-issue cupcake: 3 avg
1: acceptable mayolus: 3 avg
2: pestopiary: 3 avg
1: SMOOCH soda: 3 avg
1: smelted roe: 3 avg (50 turns of Sizzling with Fury: +25 Hot Damage, +60 Initiative)
2: barrel pickle: 3 avg (50 turns of Briny Blood: +40 Maximum MP, +20 Spell Damage)
1: barrel cracker: 3 avg (40 turns of Shortened: +25 Sleaze Damage, +2 Sleaze Resistance, +50 Sleaze Spell Damage)
1: plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans: 3 avg
1: plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans: 3 avg
1: plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas: 3 avg
1: tainted milk: 3 avg (30 turns of Cowrruption: +30 Moxie Limit, +30 Muscle Limit, +200 Spell Damage Percent, +200 Weapon Damage Percent)
2: bear claw: 3 avg (30 turns of Bear Clawed: +100 Weapon Damage Percent)
3: spicy bean burrito: 2.8 avg
3: spicy jumping bean burrito: 2.8 avg
3: black forest ham: 2.8 avg
3: Mornington crescent roll: 2.8 avg
3: acceptable bagel: 2.8 avg
5: giant heirloom grape tomato: 2.8 avg
4: pr0n m4nic0tti: 2.8 avg
2: Knob stir-fry: 2.8 avg
2: Knoll stir-fry: 2.8 avg
2: spooky stir-fry: 2.8 avg
2: honey-dew: 2.8 avg (10 turns of Mmmmmelon: +30 Item Drop)
2: escargotsicle: 2.8 avg (10 turns of Extremely Poor Taste: +10 Monster Level)
2: berries of suffering: 2.8 avg
3: painful penne pasta: 2.7 avg
3: ravioli della hippy: 2.7 avg
3: poisonous caviar: 2.7 avg (50 turns of Majorly Poisoned: -11 Moxie, -90 Moxie Percent, -11 Muscle, -90 Muscle Percent, -11 Mysticality, -90 Mysticality Percent)
3: warbear gyro: 2.7 avg
3: pecan pie: 2.7 avg (30 turns of Pecan Pied Piper: +25 Candy Drop)
3: custard pie: 2.7 avg
4: Hell broth: 2.6 avg
2: White Citadel burger: 2.5 avg
1: Jumbo Dr. Lucifer: 2.5 avg
3: delicious noodles: 2.5 avg
1: blackberry: 2.5 avg
3: yam candy: 2.5 avg
2: packet of tofurkey gravy: 2.5 avg
3: tofurkey nugget: 2.5 avg
1: creamsicle: 2.5 avg
3: mole molé: 2.5 avg
1: beefy fish meat: 2.5 avg (5 turns of Fishy)
1: glistening fish meat: 2.5 avg (5 turns of Fishy)
1: slick fish meat: 2.5 avg (5 turns of Fishy)
1: slimy sweetbreads: 2.5 avg (20 turns of Grimace: +25 Monster Level, +1 Slime Resistance)
1: Ur-Donut: 2.5 avg (10 turns of Sugar Rush: +20 Initiative, +5 Moxie Percent, +5 Muscle Percent, -10 Mysticality Percent)
1: Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco: 2.5 avg (10 turns of Meaty and Cheesy: +5 Muscle Percent)
2: old chum: 2.5 avg (5 turns of Fishy)
1: giant grain of protein powder: 2.5 avg
4: flavorless gruel: 2.5 avg
4: mana curds: 2.5 avg
4: vampire chowder: 2.5 avg
2: imitation White Russian: 2.5 avg
1: exotic jungle fruit: 2.5 avg (25 turns of Full of Fruit, Yourself: -25 Monster Level)
2: Every Day is Like This Sundae: 2.5 avg (100 turns of Smithsness Dinner: +10 Smithsness)
1: snow berries: 2.5 avg (30 turns of Berry Berry Cold: +10 Cold Damage, +20 Cold Spell Damage)
1: ice harvest: 2.5 avg (30 turns of Icy Demeanor: +3 Hot Resistance, +20 Maximum HP)
4: humble pie: 2.5 avg
4: sweet roll Alabama: 2.5 avg (30 turns of Helping Comes Second: +25 Booze Drop, +25 Candy Drop, +25 Food Drop, +20 Meat Drop)
1: tea for one: 2.5 avg (40 turns of One For Tea: +15 MP Regen Max, +10 MP Regen Min)
2: gunky chicken: 2.5 avg (20 turns of Gunky Dory: +10 HP Regen Max, +4 HP Regen Min, +50 Maximum HP)
3: loaf of alien bread: 2.5 avg
1: jive turkey leg: 2.5 avg (50 turns of Hollow Inside)
2: limp broccoli: 2.5 avg (100 turns of Nutrient-Rich: +4 Experience, +50 Maximum HP Percent, +25 Maximum MP Percent)
2: mineapple: 2.5 avg
3: black forest cake: 2.3 avg (5 turns of Sugar Rush: +20 Initiative, +5 Moxie Percent, +5 Muscle Percent, -10 Mysticality Percent)
3: wasabi pocky: 2.3 avg (30 turns of Wasabi With You: +150 Weapon Damage Percent)
3: tobiko pocky: 2.3 avg (30 turns of Pisces in the Skyces: +150 Spell Damage Percent)
3: natto pocky: 2.3 avg (30 turns of Ninja, Please: +15 Critical Hit Percent, +15 Spell Critical Percent)
3: P.B.L.T.: 2.3 avg
3: carrot cake: 2.3 avg (10 turns of Pla-see-bo: +10 Item Drop)
2: bat haggis: 2.3 avg
2: menudo: 2.3 avg
2: rat scrapple: 2.3 avg
6: wet stew: 2.3 avg
2: hot date: 2.3 avg
2: philosopher's scone: 2.3 avg
2: toasted brie: 2.3 avg (20 turns of Refined Palate)
2: junk food: 2.3 avg
2: seared dino steak: 2.3 avg
3: sausage pizza: 2.2 avg
3: goat cheese pizza: 2.2 avg
3: mushroom pizza: 2.2 avg
3: elven hardtack: 2.2 avg
3: glowing fungus: 2.2 avg
6: stolen sushi: 2.2 avg
4: lihc eye pie: 2.1 avg (5 turns of Eye of the Lihc: +1 Spooky Resistance)
3: ghuol egg quiche: 2 avg
1: chorizo taco: 2 avg
1: hippy herbal tea: 2 avg (5 turns of Sleepy: -30 Muscle Percent)
3: enchanted bean burrito: 2 avg
1: lime: 2 avg
1: jumbo olive: 2 avg
3: Elfin shortbread: 2 avg
1: papaya taco: 2 avg
1: large cocoa eggshell fragment: 2 avg
3: stuffed spooky mushroom: 2 avg
4: cool mushroom casserole: 2 avg
3: flaming mushroom: 2 avg
3: frozen mushroom: 2 avg
3: stinky mushroom: 2 avg
3: carob chunk noodles: 2 avg
3: chorizo brownies: 2 avg
3: white chocolate and tomato pizza: 2 avg
1: cherry: 2 avg
1: kumquat: 2 avg
1: tangerine: 2 avg
1: cocktail onion: 2 avg
1: raspberry: 2 avg
1: kiwi: 2 avg
1: foie gras: 2 avg (1 turns of Beaten Up: -50 Moxie Percent, -50 Muscle Percent, -50 Mysticality Percent)
1: royal jelly taco: 2 avg
1: tofu taco: 2 avg
1: jumping bean taco: 2 avg
5: brains casserole: 2 avg
1: crazy little Turkish delight: 2 avg
1: desiccated apricot: 2 avg
1: dehydrated caviar: 2 avg
3: strawberry pie: 2 avg
3: lemon meringue pie: 2 avg
3: black pudding: 2 avg
1: vinegar-soaked lemon slice: 2 avg
1: sea carrot: 2 avg
1: sea cucumber: 2 avg
1: sea avocado: 2 avg
1: sea lychee: 2 avg
1: sea tangelo: 2 avg
1: sea honeydew: 2 avg
1: toast with jam: 2 avg (5 turns of Jammin')
1: sea radish: 2 avg
1: glass of baboon milk: 2 avg
1: pawn cookie: 2 avg (30 turns of Pwnd: +10 Moxie, +10 Muscle, +10 Mysticality)
1: lemon popsicle: 2 avg
1: orange popsicle: 2 avg
1: strawberry popsicle: 2 avg
1: liver popsicle: 2 avg
1: overcookie: 2 avg
2: bag of GORP: 2 avg
1: bag of GORF: 2 avg (3 turns of Long Live GORF)
1: decent brain: 2 avg
2: breakfast mess: 2 avg
1: candied pecan: 2 avg (10 turns of Sugar Rush: +20 Initiative, +5 Moxie Percent, +5 Muscle Percent, -10 Mysticality Percent)
1: candy mountain oyster: 2 avg (10 turns of Sugar Rush: +20 Initiative, +5 Moxie Percent, +5 Muscle Percent, -10 Mysticality Percent)
2: leftover canapés: 2 avg
2: eagle's milk: 2 avg
2: red velvet cake: 2 avg
2: amok pudding: 2 avg (20 turns of Puddingface: +20 Sleaze Damage)
1: Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco: 2 avg
3: carton of snake milk: 2 avg
1: pigeon egg: 2 avg
3: plain bagel: 2 avg
1: glob of cream cheese: 2 avg
3: loaf of soda bread: 2 avg (15 turns of Bread Burps: +5 MP Regen Max, +4 MP Regen Min, +10 Maximum MP)
1: uninteresting mayolus: 2 avg
3: succulent marrow: 2 avg
3: salacious crumbs: 2 avg
3: Mt. McLargeHuge oyster: 2 avg
3: tofu casserole: 1.8 avg
3: bean burrito: 1.8 avg
3: spicy mushroom quesadilla: 1.8 avg
3: jumping bean burrito: 1.8 avg
3: ballroom blintz: 1.8 avg
2: ghuol-ear kabob: 1.8 avg
2: rat appendix kabob: 1.8 avg
2: bat wing kabob: 1.8 avg
2: carob chunk cookies: 1.8 avg
2: carob brownies: 1.8 avg
2: herb brownies: 1.8 avg (5 turns of Confused: -30 Mysticality Percent)
2: White Citadel fries: 1.8 avg
2: piece of wedding cake: 1.8 avg
2: white chocolate chip cookies: 1.8 avg
2: skewered cat appendix: 1.8 avg
2: pr0n cocktail: 1.8 avg
2: abominable snowcone: 1.8 avg
2: Ent cider: 1.8 avg
2: Knoll shroomkabob: 1.8 avg
2: cream of pointy mushroom soup: 1.8 avg
2: Knob shroomkabob: 1.8 avg
2: spooky shroomkabob: 1.8 avg
2: catgut taco: 1.8 avg
2: goat cheese taco: 1.8 avg
2: pr0n taco: 1.8 avg
2: haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis: 1.8 avg (20 turns of Highland Sheen: +10 Moxie)
2: roasted duck: 1.8 avg
2: magical baguette: 1.8 avg
2: pink slime: 1.8 avg
15: sheet cake: 1.7 avg
3: Double Bacon Beelzeburger: 1.7 avg
3: Lord of the Flies-sized fries: 1.7 avg
3: Brimstone Chicken Sandwich: 1.7 avg
3: dead meat bun: 1.7 avg
2: plain pizza: 1.5 avg
1: t8r tots: 1.5 avg
3: purple pixel pie: 1.5 avg
3: fruitcake: 1.5 avg
3: stale baguette: 1.5 avg
4: ancient frozen dinner: 1.5 avg
3: ancient unspeakable fruitcake: 1.5 avg
2: dire fudgesicle: 1.5 avg
3: fine aged cheddarwurst: 1.5 avg
5: delicious swamp muck: 1.5 avg
3: nanite-infested fruitcake: 1.5 avg (20 turns of Chock Full o' Nanites: +50 Damage Absorption, +20 Weapon Damage)
1: sea broccoli: 1.5 avg
1: sea cauliflower: 1.5 avg
1: sea blueberry: 1.5 avg
1: sea persimmon: 1.5 avg
2: six tiny wedges of goat cheese: 1.5 avg
2: fireman's lunch: 1.5 avg (20 turns of You're Not Cooking: +50 Hot Spell Damage, +100 Spell Damage Percent)
2: ice cream sandwich: 1.5 avg (20 turns of Cold Throat: +50 Cold Spell Damage, +100 Spell Damage Percent)
2: plumber's lunch: 1.5 avg (20 turns of Egg Burps: +100 Spell Damage Percent, +50 Stench Spell Damage)
2: nachos of the night: 1.5 avg (20 turns of Night of the Nachos: +100 Spell Damage Percent, +50 Spooky Spell Damage)
2: can of Adultwitch™: 1.5 avg (20 turns of Greasy Visage: +50 Sleaze Spell Damage, +100 Spell Damage Percent)
2: government cheese: 1.5 avg
3: fricasseed brains: 1.3 avg
3: delicious salad: 1.3 avg
2: Knob sausage: 1.3 avg
2: Knob mushroom: 1.3 avg
2: goat cheese: 1.3 avg
2: Trollhouse cookies: 1.3 avg
2: Spam Witch sammich: 1.3 avg
2: spooky mushroom: 1.3 avg
2: warm mushroom: 1.3 avg
2: cool mushroom: 1.3 avg
2: pointy mushroom: 1.3 avg
2: poutine: 1.3 avg
2: balaclava baklava: 1.3 avg
2: stunt nuts: 1.3 avg
3: dwarf bread: 1.2 avg (5 turns of Dwarven Hardiness: +5 Muscle Percent)
1: hot buttered roll: 1 avg
2: bowl of cottage cheese: 1 avg
1: fortune cookie: 1 avg
1: bowl of lucky charms: 1 avg
1: ketchup: 1 avg
1: catsup: 1 avg
1: ghuol egg: 1 avg
1: uncooked chorizo: 1 avg
1: carob chunks: 1 avg
1: orange: 1 avg
1: grapefruit: 1 avg
1: grapes: 1 avg
1: olive: 1 avg
1: tomato: 1 avg
1: white chocolate chips: 1 avg
1: glass of goat's milk: 1 avg
1: lemon: 1 avg
1: gr8ps: 1 avg
1: hot wing: 1 avg
1: papaya: 1 avg
1: stalk of asparagus: 1 avg
1: cocoa eggshell fragment: 1 avg
1: toast: 1 avg
1: cranberries: 1 avg
2: Knoll mushroom: 1 avg
1: strawberry: 1 avg
1: royal jelly: 1 avg
5: mind flayer corpse: 1 avg
1: maple syrup: 1 avg (5 turns of Antsy in your Pantsy: +5 Moxie Percent, +5 Muscle Percent, +5 Mysticality Percent)
1: Lucky Surprise Egg: 1 avg
1: bowl of rye sprouts: 1 avg
1: cob of corn: 1 avg
1: juniper berries: 1 avg
1: antique packet of ketchup: 1 avg
1: Spooky Surprise Egg: 1 avg
3: Bash-Ōs cereal: 1 avg
1: packet of beer nuts: 1 avg (1 turns of Salty Mouth)
1: Tiger-lily's milk: 1 avg (5 turns of Grrrrrrreat!: +10 Muscle Experience)
1: powdered donut: 1 avg (5 turns of Powdered: +10 Mysticality Experience)
1: dragon snaps: 1 avg (5 turns of Oh Snap: +10 Moxie Experience)
1: raisin: 1 avg
1: crappy brain: 1 avg
1: pickled egg: 1 avg
1: cup of lukewarm tea: 1 avg (20 turns of Jittery: +3 MP Regen Max, +1 MP Regen Min)
1: unappetizing mayolus: 1 avg
3: C.H.U.M. chum: 0.3 avg (20 turns of Majorly Poisoned: -11 Moxie, -90 Moxie Percent, -11 Muscle, -90 Muscle Percent, -11 Mysticality, -90 Mysticality Percent)
3: flower petal pie: 0 avg (3 turns of Flower Power: +20 Moxie Percent, +20 Muscle Percent, +20 Mysticality Percent)
3: unfortunate dumplings: 0 avg (20 turns of Really Quite Poisoned: -9 Moxie, -70 Moxie Percent, -9 Muscle, -70 Muscle Percent, -9 Mysticality, -70 Mysticality Percent)
2: nailswurst: 0 avg
3: fettucini épines Inconnu: 0 avg
100: pie man was not meant to eat: 0 avg
1: plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad: 0 avg
15: gallon of milk: 0 avg (100 turns of Feeling Queasy: -30 Initiative, -10 Item Drop, -20 Meat Drop)
3: delicious star salad: 0 avg