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- MAR 2 - 6:12PM
- Creedictator: kinda do ngl lol
- MAR 2 - 6:13PM
- RemoWilliams: Actually, you do have weird pinchy hands
- Killgorn50: Nah
- RemoWilliams: And weird beady eyes.
- RemoWilliams: You're just in denial.
- RemoWilliams: It's ok.
- RemoWilliams: You've all been there before.
- MAR 2 - 6:14PM
- Killgorn50: I am actually going insane
- RemoWilliams: Now hop into my boiling water.
- RemoWilliams: I'm hangry.
- Killgorn50: I just wanna go home and bury my birds
- Killgorn50: Then mourn them
- Killgorn50: I am so done with life's shit right noe
- Killgorn50: now
- RemoWilliams: Coat them in cornmeal.
- MAR 2 - 6:15PM
- RemoWilliams: And fry them.
- Killgorn50: Can't
- RemoWilliams: You and me both, bro.
- Killgorn50: They died to a fox
- RemoWilliams: Roast the fox.
- Killgorn50: So I cannot salvage the meat
- Killgorn50: Gladly
- RemoWilliams: Can't say I've ever had fox before.
- Killgorn50: I will wear its skin like a damn trophy
- RemoWilliams: Well.... there was this one.... she was pretty foxy.
- RemoWilliams: brb
- MAR 2 - 6:16PM
- Killgorn50: AND I WILL MOUNT ITS HEAD ON MY WALL
- MAR 2 - 6:19PM
- Killgorn50: The one that butcher my birds will pay in blood
- Killgorn50: Lots and lots of blood
- MAR 2 - 6:20PM
- RemoWilliams: I have returned. sorta....
- bankihto1: E
- RemoWilliams: What type blood?
- RemoWilliams: A? B+? O?
- RemoWilliams: How many quarts do you need?
- RemoWilliams: 420?
- Killgorn50: Doesn't matter
- MAR 2 - 6:21PM
- Killgorn50: One bullet is all I need
- Killgorn50: One shot
- Killgorn50: One kill
- RemoWilliams: meh
- MAR 2 - 6:22PM
- RemoWilliams: How anticlimatic...
- RemoWilliams: Be more creative please.
- Creedictator: ^
- Killgorn50: If I get a live trap
- RemoWilliams: If you're so traumatized by the death of your birds.... then it should have an appropriate response.
- MyboiDucklife: yeah just the bullet throw it at him
- Killgorn50: I didn't wanna get banned
- MAR 2 - 6:23PM
- Killgorn50: Tis why I kept it pg
- MAR 2 - 6:24PM
- RemoWilliams: There needs to be some form of torture.
- MAR 2 - 6:25PM
- Killgorn50: For an animal?
- RemoWilliams: Like make them watch a crappy 80's soap opera for 24 hours straight.
- RemoWilliams: Sorry, I got it confused with my last victim.
- Killgorn50: I may be angry and grieving, but I am merciful
- RemoWilliams: I mean.... guest.
- MAR 2 - 6:26PM
- Killgorn50: By the way
- Killgorn50: I have stopped committing genocide against furries
- MAR 2 - 6:27PM
- Killgorn50: And started against other kin
- RemoWilliams: Peachy.
- Killgorn50: Their screams are very nice
- RemoWilliams: Population control?
- RemoWilliams: I.e. COVID-19
- Killgorn50: Cull the week
- RemoWilliams: weak*
- Killgorn50: oops
- RemoWilliams: or you could say Cull of the week...
- RemoWilliams: LOL
- MAR 2 - 6:28PM
- Killgorn50: lol
- RemoWilliams: This has been a productive convo.
- MAR 2 - 6:29PM
- Killgorn50: Call of Cthulhu
- creeperRTR: hola!
- RemoWilliams: My therapist said I should dampen my urges of violence.
- RemoWilliams: So I offed her.... now my urge is gone. It worked.
- RemoWilliams: jk
- MAR 2 - 6:30PM
- Killgorn50: Don't call your mom a therapist
- RemoWilliams: ^
- Killgorn50: lol gottem
- RemoWilliams: She's more violent than me bro.
- RemoWilliams: She has no mercy.
- RemoWilliams: She is Japanese after all....
- Killgorn50: That is why you like henti
- MAR 2 - 6:33PM
- RemoWilliams: Meh
- MAR 2 - 6:39PM
- SpaceMoose: COVID-19, coming to get ya!
- MAR 2 - 6:41PM
- Killgorn50: Moose
- MAR 2 - 6:42PM
- Killgorn50: What do you teach at collage
- MAR 2 - 6:44PM
- SpaceMoose: Stats
- McMoses: Cleaning fishes with your teeth
- SpaceMoose: I clean fishes with my penis
- McMoses: Hot!
- MAR 2 - 6:47PM
- DonkeyKing85: i clean fishes with my knife
- MAR 2 - 6:48PM
- RemoWilliams: I clean my penis with fishes...
- Killgorn50: I use a filet knife
- RemoWilliams: Well... they smell like fish.... waka waka waka
- MAR 2 - 6:49PM
- RemoWilliams: Thank you, thank you. Please be sure to tip the waitstaff.
- McMoses: I clean my teeths with fishes
- MAR 2 - 6:51PM
- Killgorn50: I am always clean due to the fact I am on fire
- DonkeyKing85: is it hot
- MAR 2 - 6:52PM
- Killgorn50: I dunno
- Killgorn50: I can't feel it
- DonkeyKing85: is it cold
- MAR 2 - 6:53PM
- Killgorn50: See my previous answer
- ericksn20: hi
- Killgorn50: Next person to say hi is gay
- MAR 2 - 6:54PM
- Creedictator: hi
- DonkeyKing85: hello.
- MAR 2 - 6:56PM
- Killgorn50: Succ
- DonkeyKing85: no
- Killgorn50: I am talking to Succ
- Killgorn50: I am not asking you to suck
- DonkeyKing85: no.
- The_Succubus: Huh?
- MAR 2 - 6:57PM
- Fadeking101: Speech 100
- MAR 2 - 6:58PM
- Killgorn50: Miraak
- MAR 2 - 6:59PM
- The_Succubus: What was talking to me about
- Killgorn50: I wanted to say hello
- MAR 2 - 7:00PM
- Killgorn50: And now I leave
- Killgorn50: I HOPE A BUSS HITS ME BYE
- MAR 2 - 7:01PM
- McMoses: Buy fish
- ericksn20: ill be afk
- MAR 2 - 7:03PM
- McMoses: Video games peaked with Tetris. McMoses have spoken.
- MAR 2 - 7:07PM
- The_Succubus: The learning company had the best video games
- MAR 2 - 7:08PM
- The_Succubus: I saw a big gun yesterday, I think the guy said an AR 15, and damned I wish I was holding it and shooting it
- The_Succubus: er at a shooting range
- The_Succubus: not at people
- MAR 2 - 7:14PM
- McMoses: Not even people at the shooting range?
- MAR 2 - 7:15PM
- SpaceMoose: Hey, guys! How are your penises?
- The_Succubus: Killing is bad unless its in the name of a God
- MAR 2 - 7:16PM
- The_Succubus: I have no pens
- SpaceMoose: I thought God said "thou shalt not kill"
- SpaceMoose: It was like the 6th commandment
- AinaSsa: Hi, rate my app | getbadgirl. com |
- SpaceMoose: Great app, Aina!
- MAR 2 - 7:17PM
- The_Succubus: Uh we kill to spread the good news of what ever god we believe in at the moment duh
- MAR 2 - 7:18PM
- SpaceMoose: Killing is just fun sometimes
- The_Succubus: Ya know whats fun.... advantureing imnto the woods for treasure with a bunch of kids
- The_Succubus: ayy ayy captain
- MAR 2 - 7:19PM
- McMoses: Mmmmm kids
- The_Succubus: we found a nice bench
- The_Succubus: er I mean treasure
- MAR 2 - 7:26PM
- McMoses: I'm out. Have to feed my toothbrushes.
- MAR 2 - 7:37PM
- SpaceMoose: Hey, kids! Want to see a dead body?
- MAR 2 - 7:39PM
- SpaceMoose: No? Okay, how about a grown man's penis?
- MAR 2 - 7:40PM
- NotAnOtaku: I's like to see that dead body
- MAR 2 - 7:43PM
- The_Succubus: Penis is weird
- ericksn20: i'm sad
- MAR 2 - 7:45PM
- SpaceMoose: Hi, Noah. I'm sorry. Need a hug?
- MAR 2 - 7:52PM
- LahCapalot: Hello
- MAR 2 - 7:55PM
- DominikB71: aye
- MAR 2 - 7:57PM
- LahCapalot: New here
- DominikB71: what game u playing
- MAR 2 - 7:58PM
- Creedictator: ur mom
- Creedictator: lol
- DominikB71: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
- DominikB71: soo funny bro
- DominikB71: it was so funny, i forgot to laugh
- MAR 2 - 8:00PM
- Creedictator: hahahaha nice bro
- Creedictator: i only heard that 400 times before
- MAR 2 - 8:01PM
- SpaceMoose: I remembered to laugh
- SpaceMoose: I have a good comedic memory
- MAR 2 - 8:02PM
- DominikB71: did i ask?
- Creedictator: omg i think i won this week's game of find the 13 year old
- MAR 2 - 8:03PM
- DominikB71: congrats, you found a mirror
- Creedictator: no i was actually talking about u
- DominikB71: but...
- DominikB71: the joke
- DominikB71: you missed it
- Creedictator: joke?
- MAR 2 - 8:04PM
- DominikB71: ye
- Creedictator: oh i get it
- Creedictator: ur trying to be funny
- DominikB71: ye
- Creedictator: hahahahahaha
- LahCapalot: Aha
- Creedictator: very funny
- Creedictator: but please don't say it again
- MAR 2 - 8:05PM
- DominikB71: ok kid
- Creedictator: r u talking 2 me or 2 a mirror?
- Creedictator: haha look im u
- Creedictator: xD
- SpaceMoose: This is solid comedy. Is it okay if I write this down and turn it into a Jim Carrey movie?
- LahCapalot: Lol
- MAR 2 - 8:06PM
- SpaceMoose: Wroking title: Aimless: Total Retardation
- LahCapalot: Haha
- SpaceMoose: Danny Devito should play Creedictator
- LahCapalot: im confused
- MAR 2 - 8:07PM
- DominikB71: this convo stale af, you lot need to get better vibes
- LahCapalot: asf
- SpaceMoose: I spent over $400 on my vibrator
- LahCapalot: haha
- SpaceMoose: Your mom loves it
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