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  1. MAR 2 - 6:12PM
  2. Creedictator: kinda do ngl lol
  3.  
  4. MAR 2 - 6:13PM
  5. RemoWilliams: Actually, you do have weird pinchy hands
  6.  
  7. Killgorn50: Nah
  8.  
  9. RemoWilliams: And weird beady eyes.
  10.  
  11. RemoWilliams: You're just in denial.
  12.  
  13. RemoWilliams: It's ok.
  14.  
  15. RemoWilliams: You've all been there before.
  16.  
  17. MAR 2 - 6:14PM
  18. Killgorn50: I am actually going insane
  19.  
  20. RemoWilliams: Now hop into my boiling water.
  21.  
  22. RemoWilliams: I'm hangry.
  23.  
  24. Killgorn50: I just wanna go home and bury my birds
  25.  
  26. Killgorn50: Then mourn them
  27.  
  28. Killgorn50: I am so done with life's shit right noe
  29.  
  30. Killgorn50: now
  31.  
  32. RemoWilliams: Coat them in cornmeal.
  33.  
  34. MAR 2 - 6:15PM
  35. RemoWilliams: And fry them.
  36.  
  37. Killgorn50: Can't
  38.  
  39. RemoWilliams: You and me both, bro.
  40.  
  41. Killgorn50: They died to a fox
  42.  
  43. RemoWilliams: Roast the fox.
  44.  
  45. Killgorn50: So I cannot salvage the meat
  46.  
  47. Killgorn50: Gladly
  48.  
  49. RemoWilliams: Can't say I've ever had fox before.
  50.  
  51. Killgorn50: I will wear its skin like a damn trophy
  52.  
  53. RemoWilliams: Well.... there was this one.... she was pretty foxy.
  54.  
  55. RemoWilliams: brb
  56.  
  57. MAR 2 - 6:16PM
  58. Killgorn50: AND I WILL MOUNT ITS HEAD ON MY WALL
  59.  
  60. MAR 2 - 6:19PM
  61. Killgorn50: The one that butcher my birds will pay in blood
  62.  
  63. Killgorn50: Lots and lots of blood
  64.  
  65. MAR 2 - 6:20PM
  66. RemoWilliams: I have returned. sorta....
  67.  
  68. bankihto1: E
  69.  
  70. RemoWilliams: What type blood?
  71.  
  72. RemoWilliams: A? B+? O?
  73.  
  74. RemoWilliams: How many quarts do you need?
  75.  
  76. RemoWilliams: 420?
  77.  
  78. Killgorn50: Doesn't matter
  79.  
  80. MAR 2 - 6:21PM
  81. Killgorn50: One bullet is all I need
  82.  
  83. Killgorn50: One shot
  84.  
  85. Killgorn50: One kill
  86.  
  87. RemoWilliams: meh
  88.  
  89. MAR 2 - 6:22PM
  90. RemoWilliams: How anticlimatic...
  91.  
  92. RemoWilliams: Be more creative please.
  93.  
  94. Creedictator: ^
  95.  
  96. Killgorn50: If I get a live trap
  97.  
  98. RemoWilliams: If you're so traumatized by the death of your birds.... then it should have an appropriate response.
  99.  
  100. MyboiDucklife: yeah just the bullet throw it at him
  101.  
  102. Killgorn50: I didn't wanna get banned
  103.  
  104. MAR 2 - 6:23PM
  105. Killgorn50: Tis why I kept it pg
  106.  
  107. MAR 2 - 6:24PM
  108. RemoWilliams: There needs to be some form of torture.
  109.  
  110. MAR 2 - 6:25PM
  111. Killgorn50: For an animal?
  112.  
  113. RemoWilliams: Like make them watch a crappy 80's soap opera for 24 hours straight.
  114.  
  115. RemoWilliams: Sorry, I got it confused with my last victim.
  116.  
  117. Killgorn50: I may be angry and grieving, but I am merciful
  118.  
  119. RemoWilliams: I mean.... guest.
  120.  
  121. MAR 2 - 6:26PM
  122. Killgorn50: By the way
  123.  
  124. Killgorn50: I have stopped committing genocide against furries
  125.  
  126. MAR 2 - 6:27PM
  127. Killgorn50: And started against other kin
  128.  
  129. RemoWilliams: Peachy.
  130.  
  131. Killgorn50: Their screams are very nice
  132.  
  133. RemoWilliams: Population control?
  134.  
  135. RemoWilliams: I.e. COVID-19
  136.  
  137. Killgorn50: Cull the week
  138.  
  139. RemoWilliams: weak*
  140.  
  141. Killgorn50: oops
  142.  
  143. RemoWilliams: or you could say Cull of the week...
  144.  
  145. RemoWilliams: LOL
  146.  
  147. MAR 2 - 6:28PM
  148. Killgorn50: lol
  149.  
  150. RemoWilliams: This has been a productive convo.
  151.  
  152. MAR 2 - 6:29PM
  153. Killgorn50: Call of Cthulhu
  154.  
  155. creeperRTR: hola!
  156.  
  157. RemoWilliams: My therapist said I should dampen my urges of violence.
  158.  
  159. RemoWilliams: So I offed her.... now my urge is gone. It worked.
  160.  
  161. RemoWilliams: jk
  162.  
  163. MAR 2 - 6:30PM
  164. Killgorn50: Don't call your mom a therapist
  165.  
  166. RemoWilliams: ^
  167.  
  168. Killgorn50: lol gottem
  169.  
  170. RemoWilliams: She's more violent than me bro.
  171.  
  172. RemoWilliams: She has no mercy.
  173.  
  174. RemoWilliams: She is Japanese after all....
  175.  
  176. Killgorn50: That is why you like henti
  177.  
  178. MAR 2 - 6:33PM
  179. RemoWilliams: Meh
  180.  
  181. MAR 2 - 6:39PM
  182. SpaceMoose: COVID-19, coming to get ya!
  183.  
  184. MAR 2 - 6:41PM
  185. Killgorn50: Moose
  186.  
  187. MAR 2 - 6:42PM
  188. Killgorn50: What do you teach at collage
  189.  
  190. MAR 2 - 6:44PM
  191. SpaceMoose: Stats
  192.  
  193. McMoses: Cleaning fishes with your teeth
  194.  
  195. SpaceMoose: I clean fishes with my penis
  196.  
  197. McMoses: Hot!
  198.  
  199. MAR 2 - 6:47PM
  200. DonkeyKing85: i clean fishes with my knife
  201.  
  202. MAR 2 - 6:48PM
  203. RemoWilliams: I clean my penis with fishes...
  204.  
  205. Killgorn50: I use a filet knife
  206.  
  207. RemoWilliams: Well... they smell like fish.... waka waka waka
  208.  
  209. MAR 2 - 6:49PM
  210. RemoWilliams: Thank you, thank you. Please be sure to tip the waitstaff.
  211.  
  212. McMoses: I clean my teeths with fishes
  213.  
  214. MAR 2 - 6:51PM
  215. Killgorn50: I am always clean due to the fact I am on fire
  216.  
  217. DonkeyKing85: is it hot
  218.  
  219. MAR 2 - 6:52PM
  220. Killgorn50: I dunno
  221.  
  222. Killgorn50: I can't feel it
  223.  
  224. DonkeyKing85: is it cold
  225.  
  226. MAR 2 - 6:53PM
  227. Killgorn50: See my previous answer
  228.  
  229. ericksn20: hi
  230.  
  231. Killgorn50: Next person to say hi is gay
  232.  
  233. MAR 2 - 6:54PM
  234. Creedictator: hi
  235.  
  236. DonkeyKing85: hello.
  237.  
  238. MAR 2 - 6:56PM
  239. Killgorn50: Succ
  240.  
  241. DonkeyKing85: no
  242.  
  243. Killgorn50: I am talking to Succ
  244.  
  245. Killgorn50: I am not asking you to suck
  246.  
  247. DonkeyKing85: no.
  248.  
  249. The_Succubus: Huh?
  250.  
  251. MAR 2 - 6:57PM
  252. Fadeking101: Speech 100
  253.  
  254. MAR 2 - 6:58PM
  255. Killgorn50: Miraak
  256.  
  257. MAR 2 - 6:59PM
  258. The_Succubus: What was talking to me about
  259.  
  260. Killgorn50: I wanted to say hello
  261.  
  262. MAR 2 - 7:00PM
  263. Killgorn50: And now I leave
  264.  
  265. Killgorn50: I HOPE A BUSS HITS ME BYE
  266.  
  267. MAR 2 - 7:01PM
  268. McMoses: Buy fish
  269.  
  270. ericksn20: ill be afk
  271.  
  272. MAR 2 - 7:03PM
  273. McMoses: Video games peaked with Tetris. McMoses have spoken.
  274.  
  275. MAR 2 - 7:07PM
  276. The_Succubus: The learning company had the best video games
  277.  
  278. MAR 2 - 7:08PM
  279. The_Succubus: I saw a big gun yesterday, I think the guy said an AR 15, and damned I wish I was holding it and shooting it
  280.  
  281. The_Succubus: er at a shooting range
  282.  
  283. The_Succubus: not at people
  284.  
  285. MAR 2 - 7:14PM
  286. McMoses: Not even people at the shooting range?
  287.  
  288. MAR 2 - 7:15PM
  289. SpaceMoose: Hey, guys! How are your penises?
  290.  
  291. The_Succubus: Killing is bad unless its in the name of a God
  292.  
  293. MAR 2 - 7:16PM
  294. The_Succubus: I have no pens
  295.  
  296. SpaceMoose: I thought God said "thou shalt not kill"
  297.  
  298. SpaceMoose: It was like the 6th commandment
  299.  
  300. AinaSsa: Hi, rate my app | getbadgirl. com |
  301.  
  302. SpaceMoose: Great app, Aina!
  303.  
  304. MAR 2 - 7:17PM
  305. The_Succubus: Uh we kill to spread the good news of what ever god we believe in at the moment duh
  306.  
  307. MAR 2 - 7:18PM
  308. SpaceMoose: Killing is just fun sometimes
  309.  
  310. The_Succubus: Ya know whats fun.... advantureing imnto the woods for treasure with a bunch of kids
  311.  
  312. The_Succubus: ayy ayy captain
  313.  
  314. MAR 2 - 7:19PM
  315. McMoses: Mmmmm kids
  316.  
  317. The_Succubus: we found a nice bench
  318.  
  319. The_Succubus: er I mean treasure
  320.  
  321. MAR 2 - 7:26PM
  322. McMoses: I'm out. Have to feed my toothbrushes.
  323.  
  324. MAR 2 - 7:37PM
  325. SpaceMoose: Hey, kids! Want to see a dead body?
  326.  
  327. MAR 2 - 7:39PM
  328. SpaceMoose: No? Okay, how about a grown man's penis?
  329.  
  330. MAR 2 - 7:40PM
  331. NotAnOtaku: I's like to see that dead body
  332.  
  333. MAR 2 - 7:43PM
  334. The_Succubus: Penis is weird
  335.  
  336. ericksn20: i'm sad
  337.  
  338. MAR 2 - 7:45PM
  339. SpaceMoose: Hi, Noah. I'm sorry. Need a hug?
  340.  
  341. MAR 2 - 7:52PM
  342. LahCapalot: Hello
  343.  
  344. MAR 2 - 7:55PM
  345. DominikB71: aye
  346.  
  347. MAR 2 - 7:57PM
  348. LahCapalot: New here
  349.  
  350. DominikB71: what game u playing
  351.  
  352. MAR 2 - 7:58PM
  353. Creedictator: ur mom
  354.  
  355. Creedictator: lol
  356.  
  357. DominikB71: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  358.  
  359. DominikB71: soo funny bro
  360.  
  361. DominikB71: it was so funny, i forgot to laugh
  362.  
  363. MAR 2 - 8:00PM
  364. Creedictator: hahahaha nice bro
  365.  
  366. Creedictator: i only heard that 400 times before
  367.  
  368. MAR 2 - 8:01PM
  369. SpaceMoose: I remembered to laugh
  370.  
  371. SpaceMoose: I have a good comedic memory
  372.  
  373. MAR 2 - 8:02PM
  374. DominikB71: did i ask?
  375.  
  376. Creedictator: omg i think i won this week's game of find the 13 year old
  377.  
  378. MAR 2 - 8:03PM
  379. DominikB71: congrats, you found a mirror
  380.  
  381. Creedictator: no i was actually talking about u
  382.  
  383. DominikB71: but...
  384.  
  385. DominikB71: the joke
  386.  
  387. DominikB71: you missed it
  388.  
  389. Creedictator: joke?
  390.  
  391. MAR 2 - 8:04PM
  392. DominikB71: ye
  393.  
  394. Creedictator: oh i get it
  395.  
  396. Creedictator: ur trying to be funny
  397.  
  398. DominikB71: ye
  399.  
  400. Creedictator: hahahahahaha
  401.  
  402. LahCapalot: Aha
  403.  
  404. Creedictator: very funny
  405.  
  406. Creedictator: but please don't say it again
  407.  
  408. MAR 2 - 8:05PM
  409. DominikB71: ok kid
  410.  
  411. Creedictator: r u talking 2 me or 2 a mirror?
  412.  
  413. Creedictator: haha look im u
  414.  
  415. Creedictator: xD
  416.  
  417. SpaceMoose: This is solid comedy. Is it okay if I write this down and turn it into a Jim Carrey movie?
  418.  
  419. LahCapalot: Lol
  420.  
  421. MAR 2 - 8:06PM
  422. SpaceMoose: Wroking title: Aimless: Total Retardation
  423.  
  424. LahCapalot: Haha
  425.  
  426. SpaceMoose: Danny Devito should play Creedictator
  427.  
  428. LahCapalot: im confused
  429.  
  430. MAR 2 - 8:07PM
  431. DominikB71: this convo stale af, you lot need to get better vibes
  432.  
  433. LahCapalot: asf
  434.  
  435. SpaceMoose: I spent over $400 on my vibrator
  436.  
  437. LahCapalot: haha
  438.  
  439. SpaceMoose: Your mom loves it
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