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- Ohka: And that concludes my summary of the effectiveness of my homeland's slash-and-burn farming techniques. Thank you very much for attending the lecture.
- There is no need for wars over soil and wealth. Together we can create a bountiful nation.
- I look forward to seeing you again.
- *pop*
- Klam: Fu-fu-fu. Shinobi secret skill: earth escape technique!
- I can't believe how she pretends to give kind-hearted advice. I mean, these cheeky lectures are paying her bills!
- Well, I got to listen to the whole thing. Maybe I'll try it out~
- Klam: And that's how we gonna do it. I'll leave it to you!
- AM: Right...
- Lady Kham, should we really be burning the mountain? Wouldn't that be bad for the land...?
- Klam: On the contrary! Slash-and-burn farming is good for nature.
- AM: ...Why is that, my lady?
- Klam: I don't know. There was dirt stuck in my ears so I couldn't really hear.
- AM: ...What?
- AM: ...
- *boosh*
- *crackle crackle crackle crackle*...
- Oh! How fun. It's like a bonfire!
- Fire, fire ~ Get nice and big ~
- Here we go!
- *click* ... *roooaaar* ...
- ...Hm?
- Eeeek! Lady Klaaaam!
- ~The next day~
- Ohka: ...As can be seen, if you don't follow the examples carefully, bad things will happen.
- Take full caution and listen well to what others say. That is all.
- Klam:Grrr! She used me as a bad example!
- Well, this was just the first act anyway. Hey, you over there.
- You listened to the lecture, didn't you? Are you free after this?
- I've got a plan that'll make us both rich....
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