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Slash-and-Burn Farming

Dec 14th, 2017
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  3. Ohka: And that concludes my summary of the effectiveness of my homeland's slash-and-burn farming techniques. Thank you very much for attending the lecture.
  4. There is no need for wars over soil and wealth. Together we can create a bountiful nation.
  5. I look forward to seeing you again.
  6. *pop*
  7. Klam: Fu-fu-fu. Shinobi secret skill: earth escape technique!
  8. I can't believe how she pretends to give kind-hearted advice. I mean, these cheeky lectures are paying her bills!
  9. Well, I got to listen to the whole thing. Maybe I'll try it out~
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  11. Klam: And that's how we gonna do it. I'll leave it to you!
  12. AM: Right...
  13. Lady Kham, should we really be burning the mountain? Wouldn't that be bad for the land...?
  14. Klam: On the contrary! Slash-and-burn farming is good for nature.
  15. AM: ...Why is that, my lady?
  16. Klam: I don't know. There was dirt stuck in my ears so I couldn't really hear.
  17. AM: ...What?
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  19. AM: ...
  20. *boosh*
  21. *crackle crackle crackle crackle*...
  22. Oh! How fun. It's like a bonfire!
  23. Fire, fire ~ Get nice and big ~
  24. Here we go!
  25. *click* ... *roooaaar* ...
  26. ...Hm?
  27. Eeeek! Lady Klaaaam!
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  29. ~The next day~
  30. Ohka: ...As can be seen, if you don't follow the examples carefully, bad things will happen.
  31. Take full caution and listen well to what others say. That is all.
  32. Klam:Grrr! She used me as a bad example!
  33. Well, this was just the first act anyway. Hey, you over there.
  34. You listened to the lecture, didn't you? Are you free after this?
  35. I've got a plan that'll make us both rich....
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