20001, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0000=Photoshop..."
20002, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0001=In managed color!"
20003, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0002=Good day, and welcome to our show, eh?"
20004, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2240=I dream in Photoshop code."
20005, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2250=How many double clicks?"
20006, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2260=I found another inmate in the asylum who agrees with me!"
20007, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2270=I'm really looking for practical solutions."
20008, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2280=And I want a pony, too!"
20009, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2381=They really put the K in Quality."
20010, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2290=The flickering was at an epileptic scale."
20011, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2300=We keep the acronyms confusing,^rso everyone has to come to meetings."
20012, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2310=I was hoping there was something we can do to make it suck slightly less."
20013, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2311=We built the parking lot,^rand once enough cars arrive we'll build the mall."
20014, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2312=I strongly suggest getting the Thor team installed."
20015, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2320=I only write code, not creative fiction."
20016, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2330=They really take the N out of FUN."
20017, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2340=Get the Thor team installed."
20018, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2350=Even the dogs surf there."
20019, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2210=Email threads of insanity!"
20020, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2220=Tom McCrema"
20021, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2230=Director of Photoshop Produce Management"
20022, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2190=No screams or profanity... he must not have opened my code yet."
20023, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2200=Sometimes, when I get bored, I troll myself."
20024, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2070=We've become professional bottlenecks.^rCan we add that on Linked-In?"
20025, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2080=In their world, sanity doesn't rule"
20026, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2090=This would be a great job if it weren^}t for the computers."
20027, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2100=There! Fixed it like a vet fixes a dog."
20028, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2110=Yeah, look down my pants. That^}s OK."
20029, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2120=Call in the League of Extraordinary Douchebags!"
20030, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2130=She wants 143, so she can have a prime number."
20031, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2140=It^}s the little things like the color pickle^rthat make it worth coming to work each day."
20032, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2150=Virtual Hug! Virtual Highfive!"
20033, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2160=Yeah South Park, we love you too."
20034, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2170=I need to send out an email that no one will read."
20035, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2180=OMG, the Hue-cumber!"
20036, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2000=I^}ve got that syncing feeling."
20037, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2010=I don't want the automated hatemail from our sysadmin."
20038, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2020=After this ships,^rI never want to nudge another anchor point in my life!"
20039, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2030=What is Abe Lincoln doing with all those quadcopters?"
20040, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2040=Yak shaving and crank turning..."
20041, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2050=This is less scrummy, and more scummy."
20042, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/2060=QE has been peanut buttered."
20043, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/3010=It^}s not an edge, imagine a rusty saw blade."
20044, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/3030=Must be conscious to win."
20045, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/3050=Wait ten seconds to avoid combustion."
20046, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/3060=Some days, sixteen processors just isn't enough."
20047, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/3070=Is my head physically spinning yet?"
20048, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/3080=ToTest, NeedLessInfo"
20049, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/3085=Is that Trello or Solitaire on your desktop?"
20050, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/3090=It is organized... stochastically."
20051, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4000=I didn^}t want to bite myself in the face later."
20052, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4040=Tinsel hung by the toolbar with care..."
20053, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4050=I^}m very, maybe, confident."
20054, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4060=Cesium is very fun in the bathtub."
20055, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4070=Slider values should go to awesome."
20056, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4080=We^}ll complicate things as we have time."
20057, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4110=Reentrant is a four letter word."
20058, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4120=We will want to uppity that after the dirt release."
20059, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4140=It's like noting that the third floor window is unlocked,^rwhen the front door is, too."
20060, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4160=The day the cash cow adopted a white elephant."
20061, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/4170=Our Goddess broke the build!"
20062, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0410=Let^}s see what the OCD has to say about that."
20063, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0420=The Last Of The Icons!"
20064, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0520=She^}s gonna slug me.^rAnd I^}m gonna deserve it, too."
20065, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0640=Ewwww. That UI puts the F in fugly."
20066, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0650=Everywhere we look, endless cans of worms."
20067, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0780=I^}d rather shave my head^rwith a cheese grater."
20068, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0800=We want an update by noon^ror we friend your mother on Facebook."
20069, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0810=Go Stella Go!"
20070, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0820=Oh, he^}s just allergic to decision making."
20071, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0850=Sent from my slide ruler, apologies for rounding errors."
20072, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0870=Wenn du etwas nicht weisst, frag Herr Internet."
20073, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0880=Crash logs don^}t lie."
20074, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0940=This team has huge antibodies toward anything formal."
20075, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0970=I^}m not a cowboy, I^}m an Indian!"
20076, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0980=Pro-pixel intensifying fauxtanical^rhydro-jargon microbead extract?"
20077, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/0030=I don^}t mind buying stuff if it^}s free."
20078, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7050=We have a longstanding tradition^rof learning by firehose."
20079, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7090=It was a hack, you know, but it was like...^r...a cute hack."
20080, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7120=It^}s death by 1000 IT issues."
20081, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7140=Find me a high dynamic range kitten..."
20082, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7180=An API that^}s poorly documented and buggy?^rShocking!"
20083, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7190=They hired the Swedish Chef as a coder."
20084, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7220=Is it time to pull the PlugPlug?"
20085, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7290=Share My Scream."
20086, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7310=Who or what is a tea control mugger?"
20087, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7340=We won^}t have a FrankenApp"
20088, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7350=A sev4 bug is four engineers looking at^rthe same monitor."
20089, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7400=I love that we make technology that pushes^rpeople to disbelief and uncontrollable profanity."
20090, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7870=Infinity does not play well with others."
20091, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/7890=It^}s like singing the phone book."
20092, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/8120=QSF := Q && S && F where Q > S > F"
20093, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/8150=Ah, it^}s lost in the event handler mystery void!"
20094, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/8180=Photoshop: The tube amp of digital imaging"
20095, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20096, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20097, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9800=Copyrighted material appearing in this space^ris the property of the copyright holder"
20098, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9810=I am rubber."
20099, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9815=You are glue."
20100, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9820=Adobe Transient Witticisms^T are only in^rproducts by Adobe Systems Incorporated"
20101, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9830=Adobe Transient Witticisms is a^rtrademark of Adobe Systems Incorporated."
20102, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20103, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20104, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9845=And now..."
20105, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9850=From the Home Office on the back porch of^rBoone^}s Farm (slogan: ^[Uh whut?^])"
20106, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9860=Top Ten Signs of the Apocalypse:"
20107, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9870=...wait, sorry, that was last night^}s;^rhere we go..."
20108, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9880=Top Ten Signs the Engineering Team has been^rWorking Too Hard:"
20109, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9890=10. The team has a safe word,^rand uses it on a daily basis."
20110, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9900=9. They get sloppy with their Latin ^[VOLO EUNT DOMUS^]."
20111, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9910=8. They're not so shocked at the Nibgate Scandal."
20112, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9920=7. They found a way to rickroll managers^ras part of routine testing."
20113, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9930=6. The beer disappears faster than^rthe bottled water."
20114, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9940=5. They're taunting customers with^rhints of a contra code..."
20115, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9950=4. Content Aware Fill can't compete^rwith the Margarita Machine!"
20116, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9960=3. Jon considers a career change to^rprofessional aphorism and proverb writing."
20117, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9970=2. The only cocoa they want to see^ris in the chocolate fountain."
20118, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9980=And the number one sign that the^rEngineering team has been working too hard:"
20119, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/9990=1. Content Aware F-bomb!!!"
20120, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20121, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20122, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20123, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20124, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1000=-1. We wonder what color -1 is????"
20125, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20126, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20127, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20128, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20129, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20130, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20131, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20132, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20133, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20134, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20135, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20136, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1001=Take off, eh?"
20137, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20138, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1010=The funny bits are done."
20139, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20140, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1015=You^}ve been a lovely audience."
20141, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20142, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1020=We^}re here through Tuesday.  Try the veal."
20143, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20144, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1025=Don^}t forget to tip your waitstaff."
20145, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1026=...because everyone could use a little change."
20146, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20147, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1027=You don^}t have to go home,^rbut you can^}t stay here."
20148, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20149, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20150, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20151, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20152, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20153, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1030=Without whose patience..."
20154, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1040=Andrew, Ann, Annette, Joanna, Karen,"
20155, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1045=Max, Ronda, Susan, Jasmine, Joanne,"
20156, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1050=Kendra, Lisa, Max, Rebeka, Royce, "
20157, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1055=Rowan, Erika, Alison, Ranju"
20158, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20159, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20160, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20161, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20162, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20163, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1060=Goodbye, nurse!"
20164, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/Blank="
20165, 	"$$$/private/Witticisms/1070=Long live the Duck!"