About Me

My other interests include: Cars (particularly vintage/classics), big ol' 18 wheeled trucks, woodworking and anything outdoorsy, particularly camping and hiking. I also LOVE music of multiple genres and spend a lot of time singing with my terrible voice, I do not have any instruments or the knowledge required to play any. I'm dirt poor. When you're young, finding a job ain't easy. No matter how good your Resume is, you're still young.

My favorite genres of music are listed below. If you can't be bothered looking under "Artist Information", then here: Rock, Country and Jazz.
My favorite rock bands are: KISS, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Free, Argent, Deep Purple, Twisted Sister (which may or may not count as metal), Queen
My favorite country artists are: Jerry Reed, Johnny Cash, George Jones, Willie Nelson
My favorite jazz artists are: Frank Sinatra, John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong, Ray Charles

Sexuality? Probably straight. Hormones are a crazy thing so who knows what my sexual orientation will turn out to be?

Height? Over 6ft, haven't checked in a while.

Age? 15. Yeah, I'm young. I found out I was a furry when I was 14, also when I got my first inflatable orca. I feel like it's easier to come out as gay than to come out as a furry. I got a lot of shit for it. Still do to this day. Teenagers are assholes.

Weight? Too much. Trying to lose weight.

IQ? No fucking idea. Probably low.

Political views? Center-right. Trump supporter, pro 2nd Amendment.

Religious views? I don't have a religion. I'm independent and have my own beliefs.

Ethnicity? Born and raised in New Zealand, but mostly American. Dad's American, mom's New Zealand born but with Dutch parents. Dad's dad is American, dad's mom is American too but with some Deutsch ancestry and possibly more I'm not aware of. I'm a patriot. I love America, I love the south, I love alcohol (despite not being old enough to buy it), I love football, I love guns, I'm your typical patriot.

More information:
I'm a Grammar Nazi. Sieg Heil! I will correct you.
I've got a sense of humor. I like well-crafted, thought out jokes with good punchlines, I also like really stupid, bad jokes. I also like offensive humor.
I'm pretty good at voice impressions and can fake many different accents. I'm also really good at pronouncing foreign words correctly. I'm not an insensitive, ignorant white guy (though I am a white guy).